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Events / Re: Celebrating A Decade Of Excellence: 3chub's 10th Anniversary Extravaganza! by Johel(m): 9:04am On Dec 21, 2023
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These big company that treats its workers like shit and still pay them peanuts...very stingy and poor office maintenances.
Politics / Re: I’m Being Threatened For Rejecting Mind-blowing Offers – Peter Obi by Johel(m): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2023
Travel / Re: Enugu Greenery: The Most Serene City In Nigeria by Johel(m): 9:42pm On Dec 16, 2023
SonOfDSoil01:
it becomes senseless when you are hit by the hard truth…its typical of a flat head economic migrants anyways grin


You need mental rehabilitation...lol
Career / Re: Is It Right To Tell Your Boss "Send Your Account Let Me Credit You For Xmas? by Johel(m): 9:22pm On Dec 16, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
I'm a free spirited person and want to send something to my boss for Christmas. Is it appropriate to tell him to send me his account number let me send him something for Christmas even when I know he doesn't need it?


Use your brain...buy him/her a gift instead.
Travel / Re: Enugu Greenery: The Most Serene City In Nigeria by Johel(m): 9:21pm On Dec 16, 2023
SonOfDSoil01:
grin yes oo Okoro that’s why your ancestors have been dying on Benin-ore road daily just to escape that beautiful jungle grin Dey play, you better ask your blodas scattered all over Sw chasing after vehicles in traffic selling gala and bottle drinks grin Ibadan alone as a city will rubbish does nonsense y’all are celebrating yet you can spend 5mins there before y’all japa like people being chased by a spirit..Asinwin


All these senseless epistle? Lol...get a life dude.
Travel / Re: Enugu Greenery: The Most Serene City In Nigeria by Johel(m): 9:54pm On Dec 14, 2023
SadiqBabaSani:
A City without Water, Enugu must overcome its water challenge

The entire Lagos Island doesn't have good water.

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Travel / Re: Enugu Greenery: The Most Serene City In Nigeria by Johel(m): 9:53pm On Dec 14, 2023
OfficialAPCNig:
Enugu is the most serene city in Nigeria.

No wonder it made the top 35 most resilient cities in the world alongside Barcelona, Accra, Athens, Atlanta, and others.

Now other city in Nigeria comes close to it's greenery.

Enjoy!!!


No Yoruba state is finer than Igbo states.
Politics / Re: Godswill Akpabio Collapses After His Birthday Colloquium In Abuja by Johel(m): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2023
Benwallt:
Senate President Godswill Akpabio on Thursday collapsed at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel in Abuja and was rushed to the hospital.

SaharaReporters learnt that Akpabio slumped while seeing President Bola Tinubu off.

Tinubu and other dignitaries had gathered at the Congress Hall of the hotel for a colloquium to mark the 61st birthday of the Senate President in Abuja.

Sources told SaharaReporters that Akpabio was briefly stabilized before being taken to the hospital.

“Senate President Akpabio collapsed today after his 61st birthday colloquium in Abuja while seeing the President off.

“He was briefly stabilised before being rushed to the NNPC hospital in Abuja where he was wheeled into a special room on a stretcher,” one of the sources said.

“He has remained at the hospital.”

At the event, President Tinubu said the executive and legislative arms of government would jointly tackle the challenges confronting Nigeria.

Speaking at the colloquium on Thursday in Abuja, President Tinubu said the challenges facing the country will be jointly assessed by the executive and legislature to evolve implementable solutions for the good of Nigerians.

“Having Senate President Akpabio, and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Right Honourable Abbas, on my side is enough for me to succeed, and we will succeed," a statement signed by Chief Ajuri Ngelale, Special Adviser to the President on Media & Publicity quoted Tinubu as saying at the event.

“I believe in the person of Sen. Godswill Akpabio. He is truly in God’s will for his life. I was governor in Lagos State from 1999 to 2007, and he was a commissioner.”

https://saharareporters.com/2023/12/14/breaking-senate-president-akpabio-collapses-after-his-birthday-colloquium-abuja-wheeled


They should all just die

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Visits MC Oluomo In Lagos by Johel(m): 9:33pm On Dec 12, 2023
chopnaira:
As shared by notjustok on instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0vtu_2tRK2/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


I hate the way Wizkid has been moving lately, though he still my fav.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Johel(m): 7:35pm On Dec 11, 2023
elpochas:
she is cos she wud hv come back for loads.


Yes
Business / Re: Yuletide: Prices Of Goods To Rise As CBN Adjusts Exchange Rate To N951/$1 by Johel(m): 9:11pm On Dec 08, 2023
Islie:


https://leadership.ng/yuletide-prices-of-goods-to-rise-as-cbn-adjusts-exchange-rate-to-n951-1/


The almighty will preserve and provide for his own, this doesn't apply to the corn heads and agbado miscreants.
Dem go surfer sote suffering will become part of their life.
Romance / Re: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by Johel(m): 9:09pm On Dec 08, 2023
officialwdhtv:
Stop marrying girls that are hungry - Daddy Freeze

Take a listen!!! Are his points valid?

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DhYNPJTLTI


When almost all Naija women are actually hungry.
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Johel(m): 9:07pm On Dec 08, 2023
elpochas:
Are u sure she was not kidnapped or died in an accident that day.


My thought too....I just feel she's dead actually.
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Johel(m): 9:07pm On Dec 08, 2023
1TrippleCee:


You say say dem no carry your destiny run ?


Nah...I don't believe in such...My God is mighty ,so too small.
In fact,life even became much more better.
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Johel(m): 9:05pm On Dec 08, 2023
Orubebe01:

Did you try to reach her on phone?


It's saying the number does not exist.
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Johel(m): 6:08pm On Dec 07, 2023
prettyayomide01:



Maybe he is autistic


I want to be like that guy fr

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Johel(m): 6:06pm On Dec 07, 2023
Localemperor:
There was this guy during my undergraduate days, he is my course mate, and has never talked to any body in the class. He has no group, no affiliation, no friends,no body knows were he live,no body knew anything about him asides his name. He never answers questions in class and he always know the answers to all question. He is in the class watsap group and has never commented and he left the group the day we graduated. he doesn't go to Church and is not affiliated to any religion.

He became popular on campus when he alone protested against animal cruelty in front of the administrative block. Every body in my class knew his reg no grin but he always put us to shame. He never speaks until spoken to, and most time would ignore you. He always contributed 50,000 and above for class hang out under the name of an anonymous and would never attend the party. Girls in my class hates him, because they can't have him.

most of us believed he is an undercover agent working for the Nigeria government whose aim was to monitors the school administration grin.. He made him self God-like and was respected by all.


no body has seen or heard from him since our final exam.

Emeka Benedict was truly an anonymous..

(UNN 2015 set)


I met a girl some years back, I think in 2018, I can't remember,she approached me inside a commercial bus, cut story short, she liked me and I invited her to my place as we were cool...we had sex like 3 times on different occasions before she brought her things to my place.
One early morning about 5am thereabout, she said she wanted to go to work at Oshodi cos she works in a pharmaceutical store, I was all sleepy,so I told her okay, we smiled and that was it.
Lo and behold, I never saw her again till date, all her things are still in my wardrobe till this moment, all her clothes,her bag and books in a Ghana must go...I had to search for contacts, but all contacts weren't available.

Till today amaka never reached out, no traces no nothing.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shows Off His Car Collections Worth Of 1.1billion (photos/video) by Johel(m): 10:19pm On Dec 01, 2023
kestolove95:
Wizkid Don leave music now a blogger


He's a blogger yet you're jobless, who's the loser?
Religion / Re: Noise Pollution: Man Storms Neighboring Church With His Dogs To Warn Them (vid) by Johel(m): 3:51pm On Nov 29, 2023
slimjohn2k5:
Is his dog not barking and disturbing neighbors.

He could have spoken with pastor, or write them and if nothing done he writes the appropriate authority.


Which Mumu authority?
Authority still dey Naija so?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi With Commonwealth Business Leaders In London (pictures) by Johel(m): 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2023
[quote author=Bliss62 post=127227978][/quote]


Says a lot about the thing that begot you.
Retard.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi With Commonwealth Business Leaders In London (pictures) by Johel(m): 3:45pm On Nov 29, 2023
Omoawoke:
Who’s Peter obi again?

The one I heard of was detained, rough handled and bullied like a common criminal in UK


Peter Obi is he that flogged a certificate forger, beat am for Lagos, beat am for Abuja, beat am for cross rivers and other states, gave his opponents uppercut and won massively, but guess what? the devil comes to steal,kill and to destroy.
When the other major opponent whom is a druggie and a failure, saw that nobody wanted him, he told his rats and agbado miscreants to steal, grab and snatch ballot boxes and run with them, he took all the cash in the nation for his rigging and bribery through CBN,the nation went into cash restrictions, putting citizens in pains just to have access to their funds, after he carried out the wicked act, he bribed the chief judge and the electoral body INEC, and that was how they settled for evil,dirt and corruption...Now the nation is feeling it just because an evil one forcefully put himself in power regardless of the people's choice, Peter Obi has been peaceful, Walking freely, gaining massive recognition,love and supports all over the world,with even the world recognising him as the sole winner of the 2023 presidential election in Nigeria,and also being invited to prestigious meetings and events because he's more recognised, honourable and loved than the other presidential INEC select.

World leaders distance themselves from the ugly evil druggie, Mr INEC select. Chief bulaba amoda Tinubu.

Now you know who Peter Obi is.

Cheers.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi With Commonwealth Business Leaders In London (pictures) by Johel(m): 3:23pm On Nov 29, 2023
Bliss62:


Obi is a former aspirant and I have every right to talk about him

He isn't your father, why are you deeply concerned I am talking about a former political aspirant


.

You're brain dead.

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Health / Re: I Tricked My Guy Into HIV Oral Test And This Is Now Happening by Johel(m): 9:47pm On Oct 28, 2023
Adonis69:
Earlier this year I met this guy and we became friends. He started visiting my apartment because him and his friends just moved into my compound. But I noticed that although he looks athletic, well built and physically fit but he's very sexually active, swinging both ways.
Yesterday I got an oral quick HIV test kit and told him it was for gonorrhea test because he's not that enlightened. So he accepted to the test. When the result came out, he's HIV positive. I wasn't so sure, so I contacted a HIV health worker and he confirmed that the owner of the test is positive.

Now, should I tell him or keep it to myself because he's already telling me that condom busted the last time he was having sex with a lady, which gave him gonorrhea. So he was taking drugs for it and was asking me how to prevent such from happening in future. I've advised him to double the condom, since he has a very huge and slightly curved dick, which is the cause of the tear during sex.

So pep, should I tell him he's positive or mind my business? He's been running temperature since yesterday and was complaining of cough and catarrh.


Hello.
Please how can I get this HIV test tube?
Crime / Re: "Every Time A Girl Is Killed By Her Yahoo Boyfriend, It Gives Me Joy - Kosi Ugo by Johel(m): 9:42pm On Oct 28, 2023
post=126670210:
"Every time a girl is killed by her Yahoo boyfriend, it gives me unexplainable joy" Male Facebook user, Kosi Ugo, writes following the death of Justina Otuene Nkang

Read What Kosi Ugo, Wrote On Facebook As Obtained By Below:

A Male Facebook user, "Kosi Ugo" has said he is pleased whenever a fraudster kills his girlfriend.

Kosi Ugo made the controversial statement after Uniport student Damian Okoligwe killed his girlfriend Justina Otuene Nkang.

Reacting Kosi Ugo wrote on Facebook: "Every time a girl is killed by her Yahoo boyfriend and it makes round on social media, there's this unexplainable joy I feel in my heart that money cannot buy.

“I always feel like looking for the boy to shake his hand and thank him for a job well done.”

His post was not well received and he made another post On Facebook, As Sighted By to try to explain his stance and to apologise for his initial post, but his apology fell short.

Source: BLOG


Me too, I derive joy when a yahoo boy kills a girl.

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Romance / Re: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In A Hotel In Port Harcourt by Johel(m): 9:40pm On Oct 28, 2023
Nwabuezesuccess:


Source: Portharcourt Specials (Twitter)


That's how they follow men to hotels and end up being butchered like chickens....rubbish things.

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Crime / Re: Missing UNIPORT Student Found Dead, Killed By Boyfriend (Graphic Photos) by Johel(m): 11:27am On Oct 26, 2023
Aonkuuse:

Source: https://trendygists.com/2023/10/25/missing-uniport-student-otuene-justina-nkang-found-dead/



Very good...let it continue till they finally have sense.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Airstrikes Kill Jehad Mheisen, Hamas' Head Of National Security Forces by Johel(m): 3:54pm On Oct 19, 2023
HonNL:

TalkTV



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12648585/amp/Hamass-security-forces-chief-killed-family-Israeli-airstrike-house.html


Weren't they supposed to find a safe place when they know there is ongoing war?...media wants to use these news to distract people.
Politics / Re: IREV Is Not An Election Results “Collation System” - INEC Clarifies by Johel(m): 12:13pm On Oct 18, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:


Source:
https://punchng.com/irev-not-election-results-collation-system-inec-clarifies/

To be very frank,, INEC is not educating the populace enough with regards to how the election technologies work..
INEC really need to loud all these things very very well.
And they should let Nigerians to understand that the IREV is just for Verification Purposes.
And not for Collation Purposes..


These people are lucky that Nigerians easily adapt to things, if not.

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Celebrities / Re: I May Move Back In With Will – Jada Smith Expresses Concern For Aging Actor by Johel(m): 8:38am On Oct 16, 2023
politicoNG:


The Will newspaper

https://theblast.com/545981/jada-pinkett-smith-might-consider-living-with-will-smith-again-at-his-old-age-to-take-care-of-him/


Will Smith don suffer olorun...man is too weak and too emotional..too bad, good people go thru the worse situations.
Career / Re: How Can You Cope With A Nice But Anger Issue Boss? by Johel(m): 11:06am On Oct 13, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:

WTF BRO.


Sorry grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Exclusive Graphic Images From Israel By First Responders by Johel(m): 6:40pm On Oct 12, 2023
stewiepeter:
The pictures shows the amount of deaths and destruction cause by Hamas on Isreal. Please note these pictures are very GRAPHIC!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV7QRqFcMWg?si=CReredFLnl63_QRO


The world should burn...There's too much evil already...God abeg Na now I need you like you appeared during naoh.
Religion / Re: "RCCG Stands By You" - Pastor Adeboye Backs Israel by Johel(m): 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2023

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