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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2017
Bro, go take a look at the partners of the richest men in the world. Just plain and simple people. Don't get me wrong, if I want to pay for sex, ofcourse I will go for the appealing pretty face with the round water melon ass and juicy boobs. But if I want a life/ business partner, I could care less about your looks as long as you presentable and have a right stuff.

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 5:07pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
i knw na but because they managed to make it, doesnt mean that u will say that the hope for dwarfs to be successful is high, an ugly person is irritating to look at, abeg make stop all this acting


if pix of jesus were ugly will u like it? but its sweet that satan is ugly

if superman was ugly, will the movie make money?

if adaeze was ugly will joseph yobo marry her?

how many celebs dey marry worwor? none

Bro, who said Jesus was handsome. Forget all those stupid Hollywood bs. The movers and shakers of this world aren't really good looking, even though Hollywood tells you otherwise. Schooled at futo and I had only one thing for pretty girls with very empty brains and that was pity. I don't envy them one single bit

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 5:00pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
ugly women stay in marriage cause they have nowhere to go, a fine woman knws that she is beautiful and if she leaves men will always want her, can an ugly woman say that? abeg rest with that story
Yea, men would always want her pussy underneath them, that's for sure. But she would never be a priority to any of them. Just someone to assist ugly madam at home take the stress off those tight shoulders
Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:59pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
ugly women stay in marriage cause they have nowhere to go, a fine woman knws that she is beautiful and if she leaves men will always want her, can an ugly woman say that? abeg rest with that story
Yea, men would always want her pussy underneath them, that's for sure. But she would never be a priority to any of them.

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:57pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
lies kim problem is that her fame was gotten from her sex tape, she is not a good role model for girls, that is her only problem

Kim k is as useless as a dolt. In a saner world, she would be no famous than a house maid

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:52pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
mark zuckerberg, jeff bezos and bill gates are not ugly people na cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

looks favour people, abeg stop talking sh:it

u get jobs easier if ure handsome

opportunities open for u

people are nice to u easily

u can wink ur way out of wahala

women open doors for u

people want to knw u

i can type forever


Looks favours people ahead of talent. In which world. Bro, if you find yourself in a situation like that, it will definitely lead to only one thing, Sexual assault. This is the exact reason why most pretty girls in Nigeria don't stay long in marriage, because they can't think beyond their make up.

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:48pm On Dec 28, 2017
Pretty face are like accessories, everybody wants one but no one will put one ahead of the main priorities in life. Talent and intelligence are the most important things. That's why kim k might be famous but can never get to beyonce's level.

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:40pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
taylor lautner is proud, he was black listed, why didnt u use chris hemworth or brad pit abeg stop trying too hard, ugly people are useless

Brad Pitt? In which era are you living in. Let's take mark zuckerberg, bill gates, bezos, the richest men in the world have zero taste in fashion nor looks. Does that make them useless. Fact is your looks count for shit except you're in the movie industry or a high class slut/how man

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2017
ReinaFarine:


Or you didn't hear? What Oprah Winfrey the fat black shrew makes in a minute, Megan Fox with all her beauty doesn't make a tenth of it in a whole movie.
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Okay then... I hear you sir!

If you're beautiful fame would find you....

Okay oh!
At least I have my ugliness to explain why I'm not famous yet. What's your excuse?

What movies have you been watching? Watched hairspray? Amy Farrah Fowler of big bang theory is not one of the hottest character there is.. If you're talented, fame will come looking... Or do you plan on boning Hawkins tomorrow?
Taylor Lautner with all his beauty, how is his acting career?

Talent sells more than a.pretty face. Else the beautiful sexy pornstars will have more roles than the plain Jane holly wood angels.

Impressive, a girl who really knows her stuff. As rare as dinosaurs these days

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 4:22pm On Dec 28, 2017
Men, almost became a Vic of same circumstances. Babe was just all over me after nysc, and I actually thought she was the real deal. Girl was very homely and can cook, that was until I went in search of the truth from her neighbours. After 2 minutes of listening to their stories, I started shouting like a Yoruba man, yeaaaaa, haaaaaa, egbami oooooo. After the whole story, the love died immediately. Trust no girl, not one.

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Romance / Re: Lowering The Bar For Women by jorion(m): 9:12am On Dec 23, 2017
We? Who are the we? The last time I checked, no one is stopping any girl from fulfilling their dreams
Romance / Re: The Guyz Walk Boldly With Their Headz Up While The Ladies Bow In Shame by jorion(m): 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2017
Gofwane:
so if you scored a goal in a football match, you won't celebrate?
Hehehehehehe
Romance / Re: 7 Signs A Man Shows When He Wants You To Break Up With Him by jorion(m): 2:11pm On Dec 20, 2017
Hmmmmm. Too much hassle. Just start complaining about how u r always lacking money. I give her a month and she will find your replacement

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Romance / Re: Why are girls fond of acting this way? by jorion(m): 8:54am On Dec 20, 2017
That you smoke got me laughing
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies by jorion(m): 8:55pm On Dec 19, 2017
This post reminds me of what happened to me in camp. I swore it will never happen, I went to camp putting on an immovable wall around me. Only for her to shatter it down on the first day of parade. I have never seen anyone with a smile so tender. She carried herself with pride, was down to heart, humble and fun. I tried my best to stay away from her, a girl with that effect on me was trouble. But all I did to avoid her ended up in futility the day she walked up to me. Can't forget her though even though we didn't take the next step as mother Gaia made sure nothing happened between us. Maximum respect to her.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Brides Cry On Their Wedding Day? by jorion(m): 8:22pm On Dec 19, 2017
Maybe because they may be thinking like " finally, c maga wey I go dump my baggage on".
Romance / Re: . by jorion(m): 8:08pm On Dec 19, 2017
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Romance / Re: Stop!don't Marry Her!she Is Not A Virgin! by jorion(m): 7:55pm On Dec 19, 2017
Op is partially right. If you r not game, don't marry a girl who is except you're preparing to die early. Girls dez days are something else. Em think say na open eye but na character wey go potentially destroy their future n funny enough when u find find out, em go come dey act up as if na u send em to go open legs.
Romance / Re: 13 Signs Your Life Is Centred Around A Girl And It Promises A Heartbreak by jorion(m): 10:14am On Dec 19, 2017
The top priorities of any man before a girl comes in should be God, Mum, Career, Family, Money and then if possible Girl. Any thing other than these is just plain stupidity. Money and a sweet tongue can buy you any p, I mean any. So y waste your time putting a fast food as a priority when you can get it anytime you want. Instead of crying, pick a book n read. If u r already in a relationship n she pushes ur buttons emotionaly, push back twice as hard. No time to waste

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by jorion(m): 1:50pm On Dec 16, 2017
Onyiridike:


It was easy for you, right?

Don't boast until you see your score.

If you see people's score in a CBT exam, you will be shocked.

That exam was easy bar the syllogism part. I am not really bothered about not being selected because I have faith that my final destination would be much better and I didn't really have much hope on the selection criteria anyways. Success to those who were selected, it's a really good company

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A 10 Yr Son To Lock Lips And Grab His Mum's Butt Like This? by jorion(m): 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2017
GraGra247:


Ok, so let her already commence intercourse with him to prove to us he's all she's got.

You women won't rest content till you destroy every civility existing and guess who gets the blame...?

Men,of course. For opposing useless feminism.

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Romance / Re: Lagos Open Air Brothel In Ejigbo Where Prostitutes Have Sex Standing, Squatting by jorion(m): 8:18am On Nov 21, 2017
Men, the only bad thing here is the quality of em asses. See nothing wrong here. At least, these girls are true to themselves and not hiding behind some moral cover. I really need to get outta this country asap sha, getting married here won't work for me o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by jorion(m): 8:43am On Nov 19, 2017
This is the problem with Nigerians. Why the need for argument when discussions are always better. Why not just listen and then try to make corrections where possible. Always fighting amongst yourselves and it's really irritating.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by jorion(m): 10:28pm On Nov 16, 2017
Hab24:

don't say no. if you check the discussion section of the platform, the handlers of the course said they may review the criteria for getting the certificate. so he should still be hopeful.

Not gonna happen. She was only sounding hopeful. Awesome platform, made me realize how much I love sharing ideas especially about the upstream industry. If your score is below 60% for either the certification mini games or the combined score of the rest, please just forget about the certificate. Total, ifp will not compromise for anything.
Romance / Re: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by jorion(m): 9:58pm On Nov 16, 2017
This is one useless fellow. Guys like him can't even buy wrapper for their family members but will be wasting money on one kpekus. You are very lucky that you're not my younger brother, I for load sense enter your empty brain.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by jorion(m): 10:47am On Nov 16, 2017
doshe39:
I scored 58% in certification game.is dere a way to get d certificate?

Nope, try next year bro.
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by jorion(m): 11:21am On Nov 07, 2017
Kondomatic:
If guys really know the value of time and attention, they would give it less but it is just unfortunate that those who are supposed to sit back, relax and be in control are being controlled.

I swear, I still can't believe it's November already and to think I wasted about 2 to 3 months on a girl is absolutely unforgivable. I tried to accomplish my goals but it just seems like time was always against me
Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jorion(m): 8:07pm On Oct 31, 2017
Heheheheheh. It's like reading Barney's bro code. Real funny
Romance / Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by jorion(m): 5:12pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
taking in different sizes of dicks would expand your vagina.
You are the one that needs to expand your knowledge.

Leave the learners make Em kwantinue. Later em go dey find husband material.

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Runs Gal by jorion(m): 10:27pm On Oct 29, 2017
Gofwane:
yeah, same here. Dream sweet!
Sweet Dreams? Now now now. U fast o, c y girls dey raise shoulders up.

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Romance / Re: 3 Powerful Reasons To Change The Quality Of Women You Date. by jorion(m): 10:21pm On Oct 29, 2017
Japhet04:
I think what we we really need is '3 powerful reasons to change the quality of your bank account'
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My nigga

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Runs Gal by jorion(m): 10:05pm On Oct 29, 2017
Dimples129:


I'd make sure there is no finding out because I would Change, myself, my surroundings, the people I associate with etc... I would be a new person. That's what repenting and changing is. You don't burden others with your guilty conscious. Don't ruin the present with the past.

You're a learner. You'd be shocked to know how thorough some guys can be especially me. Ain't no place for a oh in my house

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