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Education / Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by joshima(m): 3:24pm On May 02, 2021
[quote author=rottable post=98813369]I asked all students to tell me their future ambition and one of them said he wants to become a Yahoo Boy. I was so angry that I flogged mercilessly. Some months later when I saw him, he was already into Yahoo.[/quote

10x richer than you I presume
NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by joshima(m): 1:56pm On Apr 16, 2021
Clap for yourself. .. Mr discipline .
Wordson:
I really don't comment on any thread besides sports most times, but after reading all sorts here, I am motivated to drop sth
Oh! Yeah! I went to camp and I can beat my chest dat I didn't do anything silly. Of course, dere were temptations, an SS1 student, an indigene, fellow corpers etc but since I hadn't had sex back den, I didn't even know how to start...
And of course, I had a female Hausa corper friend den dat NEVER did rubbish too. In fact, she's still a virgin till now, many years after NYSC because we still communicate regularly..

So yeah! Not everyone goes to camp to do silly things.. dats d TRUTH.
Romance / Re: I Had Sex With My Wife's Mom This Morning by joshima(m): 3:09pm On Jan 07, 2021
Madibahisback:
My wife's mom came to spend the holiday with us this season, but I've been noticing that she's giving me greenlight , but it's somehow weird tho, we talk we play , and she's a big fan of Lakers

this morning my wife left for Ontario and my kids where having virtual classes because of covid..

To cut this MF story short this morning I entered her room to serve her food I prepared because my wife didn't prepared any cause she was out early .
I stayed in her room just to keep her company, we were talking and after some time she kept shut , she was just staring at me..

I asked her whats the issue , she told me to sit beside her , and she asked me why do I love staring at her asss , I just smiled off , before knowing what's up the next thing was her hands on my d!ck , I was wearing only pants so I couldn't hide my erection..
Then we connected ,the asss was damn big , sliding in from the back is amazing ..
But I knew I just did a crazy thing
But I feel good tho

How far link me up..
Me and big ass
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Flies To Ghana To Meet Mr Eazi Over Missing Laptop (Pix) by joshima(m): 8:41pm On Dec 24, 2020
Truth is , she's scared cause they've got sex tapes on the laptop


Secondly..T his whole plot is a hoax planned by eazy to extort mindy
Romance / Re: American Transgender Nurse Wants To Bring Me Over ASAP I’m Confused by joshima(m): 5:32pm On Jul 24, 2020
taylor88:
No long Talk here I need strong advice We’ve been friends on Facebook for over two years I never asked her for a dime you wouldn’t know she was a man before surgery we do video calls I see boobs and pussy with beautiful face sexy body till she broke the most scary news to me

I took off stopped texting or calling her for a year now she came back last month with the communication told me she likes me(God forbid me that hates the word gay) offered to make all the necessary paperwork’s and send money to me to take care of my own parts here like passports and all the rest she even connected me to a Ghanaian man who married one of her nurse friend so the guy Dey always instruct me here too

She’s 34. Black American, tall and a Registered Nurse she Bought her own house lives alone in Atlanta promised to get me a job ASAP

But I can’t even swallow the thoughts of marrying or making love to a transgender I might throw up on just a mere thought but she’s serious and u know how this country hard reach

She wants to send money down here on Monday but I need the money but don’t want to go, what do I do now on the other hand I wouldn’t want to be tagged a scammer or played her for her money

I would have given it a chance if I had a brother or married with kids but I can’t right now

Guys what do I do Monday it’s almost here please advice
please ehn give me her Facebook ID I love transgenders (they're human beings after all)..

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Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by joshima(m): 9:56am On Jan 01, 2020
just Glo.. airtel another 7.8Gb

Literature / Re: My Top 7 Mystery/crime Writers Of The 21st Century by joshima(m): 10:25am On Dec 05, 2019
Freeman85:
I need them pls,
just download "anybook" its a very nice app
Literature / Re: My Top 7 Mystery/crime Writers Of The 21st Century by joshima(m): 10:24am On Dec 05, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Where can I download his books from?

download "ANYBOOK" app
Literature / Re: My Top 7 Mystery/crime Writers Of The 21st Century by joshima(m): 7:38am On Dec 05, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Definitely. How can u be a Puzo Fan without reading Godfather?
i actually haven't read the book though.. I've only read one from him "the family "
Literature / Re: My Top 7 Mystery/crime Writers Of The 21st Century by joshima(m): 7:29am On Dec 05, 2019
nice list but... where's vince flynn, Chris kuzneski, jo nesbo on that list...
if not anyone jo nesbo should be there for award winning crime books like cockroaches and nemesis
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by joshima(m): 9:38am On Oct 23, 2019
dynamicesiri:
MRS/MR DARAMIS USER NAME IS HER EMAIL ADDRES SHE USED IN REGISTRATION, THEN PASSWORD IN MOST CASES IS HER PHONE NUMBER SHE USED IN REGISTRATION.TRY IT LIKE THAT

please i used yahoomail to register for jamb and i haven't been able to access my profile because I've not gotten my confirmation code and i got a text from jamb telling me I've been offered admission into my school of choice.. please what can i do
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija 2019: Surprise Eviction Begins Tonight by joshima(m): 4:21pm On Sep 26, 2019
mdchikezie:


i do not really know what bbn is really promoting if she eventually comes 3rd or 2nd in this competition. i wonder what they can be teaching younger ones to emulate.
more intellectual tests should be conducted like personal presentations, dictations and explanations not all about showing breasts and nyash

oga keep shut.. the show is rated 18+ so if u were dumb enough or ignorant to allow -18 watch the show then please ehn blame yrself and not tacha or anybody else.. the show isn't a moral or educative show...

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Remembers His Mother, Veronica Adeleke, 16 Years After Her Death (Photo) by joshima(m): 4:31pm On Sep 10, 2019
kingsclass:


It is Davido's grandmother that is Igbo, not his mother.
grandmother how.. una no go talk wetin una knw.. no igbo lineage purely from the west and South
Celebrities / Re: Davido Remembers His Mother, Veronica Adeleke, 16 Years After Her Death (Photo) by joshima(m): 12:11pm On Sep 10, 2019
nkwuocha1:
Beautiful Igbo women.They smell good too cool.
will u keep shut.. bloody bigot.. fyi she's Benin and not igbo

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Culture / Re: Benin Traditional Worshippers Embark On Acts Of Purification And Sanctification by joshima(m): 8:57am On May 19, 2019
DancingSkeleton:
How I wish these things really works

if them born u well go wear bead this period for benin then you'll know if they really work.. mean while oba Gha' tokpere �
Literature / Re: Chidi Nwaogu, Just Broke A Fresh Guinness World For Longest Credit On A Book by joshima(m): 4:02pm On May 05, 2019
HallaDaTruth:
I am in full support of anyone commenting IGBO AMAKAAAAAA


must it always be about tribalism
Education / Re: Niger Delta University 2018/19 NDU POST UTME "Past Questions" by joshima(m): 4:51pm On Jul 01, 2016
besto pls help me ooo .... may God continue to bless u.. i paid for the form at diamond bank since yesterday afternoon around 1;23 . since then i have been trying to get my E-pin all to no avail. pls help me
jamb no ;65941141CG
payment date ; 30/06/2016
jamb score ; 208
Education / Re: Niger Delta University 2018/19 NDU POST UTME "Past Questions" by joshima(m): 4:48pm On Jul 01, 2016
besto pls help me ooo .... may God continue to bless u.. i paid for the form at diamond bank since yesterday afternoon around 1;23 . since then i have been trying to grt my E-pin all to no avail. pls help me
jamb no ;65941141CG
payment date ; 30/06/2016
jamb score ; 208

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