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Foreign Affairs / Re: Moscow Offers Update On Casualties From Ukraine Conflict by joshuaidibia(m): 10:45pm On Mar 25, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
The mods won't push this info to the FP now. But if is it those laughable western propaganda and lies; you will see how it will reach the FP in the speed of light grin

Ukraine can continue to win online. But Russians will continue kicking their NATO wannabe a**es offline! undecided



Aren't you just silly? Same Russia that lied about the casualties of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster? Wake up!!!

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa's N30 Billion Drainage Collapses In Delta State (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 11:41am On Mar 25, 2022
abobote:
He should tell them where he put the 30B, certainly not in that drainage
... 30B gang cheesy
Sports / Re: Portugal Will Play North Macedonia For A Place At The 2022 World Cup by joshuaidibia(m): 11:11am On Mar 25, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

.... You may get the shock of your Life!
People wey trash Italy...
Scored goals against Germans.
No take them play ooo
By the way;
How can a gOAT be playing countries like;
Luxembourg.
Turkey.
Macedonia.
Albania.
Armenia.
Poland.
What kind of gOAT is that?
Possibly "ewu"...

The same Macedonia that won Germany who broke your goat's heart at a certain world cup final. Cry me a River. Your goat with 2 goals in 9 months. Ewu gambia wink cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue

Romance / Re: I Told My Girlfriend That I Am Getting Married & She Burst Into Tears by joshuaidibia(m): 11:01am On Mar 25, 2022
slimjohn2k5:
One thing u should know, there is no perfect person anywhere.


Yes but there's a perfect person for anyone.
NYSC / Re: Poor State Of Corpers Lodge In Odi, Bayelsa State (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 8:44pm On Mar 24, 2022
Thank God I already had dinner before seeing this cry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by joshuaidibia(m): 11:54pm On Mar 20, 2022
Franking:
Why do the Police have to ask for any paper at all? Why doesn't the licensing office ask for all the papers and then issue only one that will tell the police that u have it all?

Why all the wahala of plenty papers every time?

Just as they do in some advance counties mostly West. They ask for License and registration only
Politics / Re: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by joshuaidibia(m): 11:53pm On Mar 20, 2022
Franking:
Why do the Police have to ask for any paper at all? Why doesn't the licensing office ask for all the papers and then issue only one that will tell the police that u have it all?

Why all the wahala of plenty papers every time?
Politics / Re: How Much Is Petrol Sold In Your Area? by joshuaidibia(m): 4:08pm On Mar 19, 2022
Rainoil sells #185. Good thing is they have 4 filling station in my area and they sell good products. Total sells #165 but don't open all the time and when they do open, just be prepared to spend hours in the queue
TV/Movies / Re: Which Nigerian Skit Maker Is So Boring?? by joshuaidibia(m): 4:04pm On Mar 19, 2022
azpekuliar:


The thing wey dey make me vex pass for the guy be say, small thing e don open mouth start to dey shout sad
I go be like oga calm down na no be muscle dem dey use take do skit wey go make people laugh

I'm not being tribalistic or anything, but na mostly Yoruba people like am or person wey dey Lagos.
Politics / Re: Murray-Bruce Announced Bianca Ojukwu As Miss Intercontinental In 1989 (Video) by joshuaidibia(m): 12:30pm On Mar 19, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:

Hahaha..with all dos bleaching cream, artificial hair, fake eye lashes, fake nail ,pancake, lipsticks, etc yet u still dey pretend say u no see am, walahi , u fit lie for Africa aswear2gud.

I like her o, as a strong widow, she try but she don old and she no get work, period. She used her prime to dey chase or allow old men chase her so tey at 50 she don quick old and still no get job despite on top plenty money her papa,late Chief Onoh, take send her go school for 9ja and Uk . Chief onoh go dey regret and turn for hin grave how her daughter don turn. abi u go fit compare her to Helen Prest-Ajayi? if u win beauty contest, e no mean u go turn to ashewo.

dis go teach dos oloshos wey dey form celebrities today wey tink say dem go fine for ever, na so dem too go old like bianca. go learn beta work, ashewo no be work o.

Go see d likes of Kate Henshaw if u dey look for old, pretty wey con get work for hand, no be dem wey be ashewo at 50 like Bianca, according to Ebere obiano. If she get work, ebere no go dey call her ashewo. nobody go fit call Kate Henshaw or Helen Prest-Ajayi ashewo even as dem two no get husband and dem be over 50 years.

I like dem beauty and brains not beauty, brawn and zero brain. tufiakwa!

"Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. This is tha path to the dark side"

-Master Yoda-

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Nigerian Skit Maker Is So Boring?? by joshuaidibia(m): 12:18pm On Mar 19, 2022
badbreathcure101:
The friends broda shaggy has are the kind that will never tell you the truth.

My brother. That guy is dry af. Sometimes I wonder what makes people laugh when they watch him.

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Phones / Re: Does Mobile Phone Lose Camera Quality After Sometime? by joshuaidibia(m): 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2022
BabaIbo:
Yeah, the reason is the improvement in devices and our vision, making the older one less fascinating.

VALID POINT!!! cool
TV/Movies / Re: I Just Downgraded My Dstv After Feeling Cheated by joshuaidibia(m): 11:27pm On Mar 18, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
I'm a staunch chelsea fan. I hardly miss a Chelsea match. About 5months ago I bought DStv and subscribed for the compack package for 7900 + other changes making it 8k. And I ve been doing this since Nov.
However, to my disappointment I couldn't watch chelsea's champion league matches against lille. I also discovered that DStv compack package doesn't show other english teams games in the champions league. For instance the compack package didn't show Man City vs Sporting, didn't show Man U vs Atl Madrid and also didn't show liverpool match as well. Immediately I realized it makes no sense to me staying in that package. So I downgraded to DStv yanga.

I bought DStv because I was told that with the compack package I would be able to watch all Chelsea games. But I kind of feel disappointed that after paying 8k I've to still visit the viewing center to watch my match.
Besides I hardly ever have time for TV except when it's match time

Besides I ended up discovering a nice viewing center in area with a very big screen and mature audience.
So good for me

Just wondering if there are others too who feel they aren't getting value for money

Who told you that? You can watch all Chelsea match with compact? You no even talk Compact Plus. I still prefer premium, lots of HD channels and all matches. Sometimes even Netherlands league and Scottish. I mean, any sport you want is in premium. But I envy you though. I miss watching games In a viewing center. Its bored watching these games at home especially when wifey will ask if they won't play Ronaldo in Arsenal Vs Liverpool.

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TV/Movies / Re: I Just Downgraded My Dstv After Feeling Cheated by joshuaidibia(m): 11:23pm On Mar 18, 2022
Trendy247:
Buy android TV, use N3500 from that your 8k and subscribe mtn 24gb data. Now use it to stream all your Chelsea matches for a month

How do you get to stream from a smart TV?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Is My Salary? Help!! by joshuaidibia(m): 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2022
CharlotteFlair:
This is just sentiments. Business is not run like that. I think someone up there already offered the Op the answer he seeks.
. I don't know about others but I do know Total E&P does that
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Gives Manchester United The Lead With Awesome Hat-Trick (Video) by joshuaidibia(m): 9:45pm On Mar 12, 2022
Teaser4:
no pain nah banter… pain me how Una go return to default settings soon
e pain am grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Gives Manchester United The Lead With Awesome Hat-Trick (Video) by joshuaidibia(m): 9:24pm On Mar 12, 2022
Teaser4:
Why una Dey celebrate goals like say una win trophies…. This na another level of low 4 manure United

E pain this one tongue

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Education / Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by joshuaidibia(m): 9:17am On Mar 12, 2022
garriAndsugar:
Lol green house also grin

Green house too get rich people. Red House dey always carry second.

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Family / Re: I Walked In On My Parents Having Sex, Now I Feel So Embarrassed. by joshuaidibia(m): 8:22am On Mar 12, 2022
It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

DON'T WASH YOUR DIRTY LINEN IN PUBLIC.
Sports / Re: Messi, Neymar Humiliated Has Benzema Bag Man Of The Match by joshuaidibia(m): 1:32pm On Mar 10, 2022
Privit:


That guy you quoted is the main fraud trying to disguise as a Madrid fan, no true Madrid fan would make that useless comment

Na Messi Fanboy. We know them

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Signs Cryptocurrency Executive Order On Digital Assets (Video) by joshuaidibia(m): 10:15am On Mar 10, 2022
Righteousness2:
You do not need rocket science to know or understand where this is headed to.

This is Biblical..
The Mark of Beast System is systematically and strategically being prepared...
Everything is being put in place for antichrist and the Mark of the Beast System to Come into effect.

Wake up Folks! There is no more time!
The RAPTURE of the Church is at Hand!
It will be Suddenly and in a twinkling of an eye! In a time you think not!

Get Ready and Live Ready!
But if you think otherwise, Feel free to discard this and live anyhow!

Dem no de tell Blind man say rain de Fall!!


A fool for 40 is a fool forever. Well I don't know if you're up to 30 yet cos you comment like someone with a brain the size of a peanut
Sports / Re: Messi, Neymar Humiliated Has Benzema Bag Man Of The Match by joshuaidibia(m): 10:09am On Mar 10, 2022
Whazar:
Ode ur hate for Messi will consume you

Mbappe wasn’t humiliated abi nah only Messi

Fool wait and see how your fraud will be decimated come very week


Who knew Benzema was this good, all he did before was pass to the fraud for tapins and the idiot jumping to take all glory


Hala Madrid jare

Grown up kid. Benzema wasn't this good. He actually wasted most passes given to him and some of those passes were from Ronaldo. Most of Cr7 goals are from Ozil, Modric, Marcelo and Kroos, don't even mention Benzema. Benzema upped his game after Ronaldo departed and I'm proud of him. Truth be told, do you think PSG would flop this bad if a certain person is given same squad? And please don't mention Juve and United.

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Family / Re: My ₦25,000 Low Budget Wedding In Pictures by joshuaidibia(m): 5:51pm On Mar 09, 2022
losak9111:
Don't kill yourself because of high standard of life without high level of cash.
This my wedding cost me less than twenty-five thousand naira (#25,000).
Simple dress, the one I have on my hanger,
The best thing is that am happy with my wife.
In fact, no food, no even pure water and no cameraman I used my phone.
Na only thank you for coming

Which registry is that? They didn't allow us take pictures with our phones at Abuja marriage registry. Congratulations Man. Happy home I pray for you and your family

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Family / Re: Lawyer Celebrates His Mum As He Runs Into Her Hawking On The Street by joshuaidibia(m): 5:49pm On Mar 09, 2022
longetivity:
get lost

No joy

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Programming / Re: What's The Best Laptop For Coding by joshuaidibia(m): 5:24pm On Mar 08, 2022
Pondabrown:

Laptops is expensive now, I went and priced a HP laptop that my friend bought last year for 130k they told me that the current price is now 200k.
Specs: HP Folio
Ram: 8gb
SSD: 256gb
Dedicated graphics: 1gb
Operating system: Win 10

Go back now and you won't even see that laptop for 270k
NYSC / Re: Ondo Corpers Doze Off During Anti-corruption Lecture At Orientation Camp (Pics) by joshuaidibia(m): 7:02pm On Mar 02, 2022
triple996:
It's in us
These are d same youths that will insult buhari and tinubu 4 sleeping during meetings saying "we need a youth" we'll see d youths now undecided

Stfu
Career / Re: Nigerian Man Without Legs Works As Driver (video) by joshuaidibia(m): 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2022
FaceTanke:


Even people with two legs can still have accident

I know and understand your point. But this is wrong. My own opinion. But I give him my maximum respect for not being lazy though.
Career / Re: Nigerian Man Without Legs Works As Driver (video) by joshuaidibia(m): 3:23pm On Feb 28, 2022
FaceTanke:
Nice one

Nice what? Please he should be a driver in his private car and not in public transportation. I commend his bravery and will to work but this is wrong
Family / Re: Men, Can You Overlook This If You Find Your Wife Being Held This Way At The Gym? by joshuaidibia(m): 11:30am On Feb 27, 2022
MufasaLion:


To you, it's rubbish. You must know that there's nothing bad in it. Trainers don't force people to patronize them. You need to get enlightened more.

cheesy
Crime / Re: Uromi Bank Robbery: We’ve Recovered N37m, 5 Abandoned Vehicles — Edo CP by joshuaidibia(m): 7:02am On Feb 26, 2022
Sammy07:
From 43M to 37M cheesy

After them count am again e go turn 27m.

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Health / Re: Please Help: Is She Truly Pregnant? (PICTURES ATTACHED) by joshuaidibia(m): 10:43am On Feb 25, 2022
Error401:
she didn't do all those... it was a quickie and I didn't even release inside very well. I just want to know if that strip shows positive or negative abeg cry


cheesy cheesy wink cheesy you didn't release inside VERY WELL. were u expecting to release the size of a borehole tap? You sound like a teenager
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Captured Russian Soldiers In Ukraine by joshuaidibia(m): 8:59pm On Feb 24, 2022
CrownedPhoenix:
See that one face grin

I have realized some people here idolise Putin not because what he's doing is right. But because of their hate for the West.

You hail Putin not because Ukraine deserves this war but because you hate America.

Shame on you lots for supporting the invasion of a country's sovereignty.

Shame on that Righteousness666 guy

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