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Culture / Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by jossy1luv(f): 7:38pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
mom and dad from UZERE, isoko delta state 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by jossy1luv(f): 8:50pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Oct 19 |
Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by jossy1luv(f): 9:42pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Eve - who's that girl |
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by jossy1luv(f): 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
nice tips. im learning xhtml for now, but it doesnt seem this easy at all. |
Politics / Re: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by jossy1luv(f): 6:20pm On Jul 22, 2013 |
Was his brain malfunctioning when he was casting his vote? Irrelevant excuse. |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 4:10pm On May 05, 2013 |
Osumare2013:Thanks. |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 4:03pm On May 05, 2013 |
jossy_1luv: I'm begging o, can som1 help me out? 36218206CJ. ThanksStill waiting |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 3:45pm On May 05, 2013 |
I'm begging o, can som1 help me out? 36218206CJ. Thanks |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 11:04pm On May 04, 2013 |
iheanyiebeneze: EDUNEFE 154. Thanks |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 11:01pm On May 04, 2013 |
pls I'm still waiting, help 36041787FE |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 10:06pm On May 04, 2013 |
Pls help me with the details, thanks 36457043fh |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 9:19pm On May 04, 2013 |
Chairman una too much, i really appreciate all ur efforts may God bless you. Pls help me with this one 36457043fh |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 8:49pm On May 04, 2013 |
@celi4ever2k5 nd holyrule, thanks guys Pls help me with this one 36457043fh |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 8:14pm On May 04, 2013 |
Can someone pls help me check this two jamb results,Reg no:36041387JA And [/b]Reg no:35451805EB[/b].this is the 2nd time I'm posting. Pls help me check any1 |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 7:50pm On May 04, 2013 |
Can someone pls help me check this two jamb results,Reg no:36041387JA And [/b]Reg no:35451805EB[/b]. Thanks |
Food / Re: What Other Name Do You Call Garri by jossy1luv(f): 12:11pm On May 04, 2013 |
Na G4 na 17 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by jossy1luv(f): 6:39pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
1. What’s your Nigerian name?Ovuokerie 2. Were you Born in Nigeria?Yes 3. Favourite Nigerian movie?Leaders of Tomorrow 4. Favourite Nigerian song?Tiwa savage, Don jazzy-dont leave without my love 5. Favourite Nigerian food?Fresh Catfish peppersoup 6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? Always 7. What tribe are you?Isoko 8. Say something in your tribal language?Isoko whado 9. What do you like most about Nigeria?The struggling Spirit 10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?Bad government 11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?No 12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?Not saying 13. Do you speak your language?Not Fluently 14. Do you speak pidgin English?Yes, of course 15. What around your house represents your culture?Starch 16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?The one above 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Goldie Harvey In Her Coffin by jossy1luv(f): 1:09pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
RIP sist, this is a way for us to make a reflection of our lives we have been living. All is still vanity |
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by jossy1luv(f): 7:49am On Feb 23, 2013 |
slimbruced:GREAT! |
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by jossy1luv(f): 6:33am On Feb 22, 2013 |
PRIMARY--Isibovbe Pri sch, warri SECONDARY--Dom Domingos college, warri(JSS) SECONDARY--Nana Girls Model School, warri UNIVERSITY--Nnamdi Azikiwe university, awka, Anambra state. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by jossy1luv(f): 11:18am On Jan 21, 2013 |
Please i just got an appointment letter from SOUTHERN INTERNATION PETROLEUM EXPLORATION AND COMPANY LIMITED (SINOPEC), it is located at 18 Adeyemo Alakija Street 3rd floor Construction House, Victoria Island. I did their online interview and i don't stay in lagos. Please how genuine is this company? |
Food / Re: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by jossy1luv(f): 5:20pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Oat Semovita Starch and owho soup Pounded yam Eforiro, Ewedu and Amala Pap Vegetable,Bitterleaf soup E.t.c |
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by jossy1luv(f): 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Thanks boss, I really appreciate ur help |
Phones / Re: What Was Ur First Ever Phone? by jossy1luv(f): 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
Mine was a motorolla T191, with antenal |
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by jossy1luv(f): 2:07pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
Please I need also o, ♍Ɣ pin is 2352BB7F Thanks |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Nairaland Office Located ? by jossy1luv(f): 10:39am On Jun 19, 2012 |
This is a very good question. |
Politics / Re: Governor Uduaghan's Cousin Kidnapped In Broad Daylight by jossy1luv(f): 12:10am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Please this kidnappers should do me a favour And kidnap †ђξ Governor cox †ђξ guy is really useless to †ђξ state. |
Jokes Etc / Re: We Have To Be Prayerful, My People!!! by jossy1luv(f): 4:34pm On May 19, 2012 |
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU One night a burglar ( with no gun ) is trying to break into a house.He's sneaking across the lawn when he heard a voice '' Jesus is watching you ''.He jumps, turns around, but doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again, '' Jesus is watching you '' he hears again.So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot '' Did you say that? ''. The parrot answered '' Yes i did ''. So the burglar asked '' What's your name? ''. '' Clarence '' the parrot replied. '' What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence? '' the burglar said. The parrot laughed and answered '' THE SAME STUPID IDIOT THAT NAMED HIS EVER KILLING ROTTWEILER "JESUS" 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / We Have To Be Prayerful, My People!!! by jossy1luv(f): 3:47pm On May 19, 2012 |
He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died horribly. Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night, her father had the same dream and also ignored it. Then when the lady had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother told her to wash the dress which had blood stains immediately. She washed the dress but some stains remained. The next night she had the same dream again, washed the dress but some stains still remained. The same dream was repeated the next night again and this time the old woman gave her a last warning to wash the bloodstains, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and the dress nearly tore, but some stains still remained...she was very tired. Late in d evening of that same day, while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. And when she opened the door she saw the same old woman from her dreams standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady asked, "What is this?" The old woman replied, "New Improved HYPO BLEACH FORMULA, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me like that... blame it on HYPO... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: PHCN Plans To Distribute Energy-saving Bulbs To All Households by jossy1luv(f): 10:27am On May 15, 2012 |
grafikii: @NigeriaNewsdesk: PHCN plans to distribute energysaving bulbs to all households and offices in an attempt to maximize the energy consumption of Nigerians.Wow this should b at †ђξ joke section *still laughing* 2 Likes |
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