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Culture / Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by jossy1luv(f): 7:38pm On Nov 26, 2013
mom and dad from UZERE, isoko delta state

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by jossy1luv(f): 8:50pm On Nov 15, 2013
Oct 19
Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by jossy1luv(f): 9:42pm On Oct 05, 2013
Eve - who's that girl
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by jossy1luv(f): 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2013
nice tips.
im learning xhtml for now, but it doesnt seem this easy at all. cry
Politics / Re: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by jossy1luv(f): 6:20pm On Jul 22, 2013
Was his brain malfunctioning when he was casting his vote? Irrelevant excuse.
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 4:10pm On May 05, 2013
Osumare2013:

163
Yakubu Zainab muhammed
Eng-34 govt-47 IRS- 40 lit-in-eng-42
Thanks.
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 4:03pm On May 05, 2013
jossy_1luv: I'm begging o, can som1 help me out? 36218206CJ. Thanks
Still waiting
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 3:45pm On May 05, 2013
I'm begging o, can som1 help me out? 36218206CJ. Thanks
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 11:04pm On May 04, 2013
iheanyiebeneze: EDUNEFE 154
. Thanks
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 11:01pm On May 04, 2013
pls I'm still waiting, help 36041787FE
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 10:06pm On May 04, 2013
Pls help me with the details, thanks 36457043fh
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 9:19pm On May 04, 2013
Chairman una too much, i really appreciate all ur efforts may God bless you.
Pls help me with this one 36457043fh
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 8:49pm On May 04, 2013
@celi4ever2k5 nd holyrule, thanks guys
Pls help me with this one 36457043fh
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 8:14pm On May 04, 2013
Can someone pls help me check this two jamb results,Reg no:36041387JA
And [/b]Reg no:35451805EB[/b].this is the 2nd time I'm posting. Pls help me check any1
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by jossy1luv(f): 7:50pm On May 04, 2013
Can someone pls help me check this two jamb results,Reg no:36041387JA
And [/b]Reg no:35451805EB[/b]. Thanks
Food / Re: What Other Name Do You Call Garri by jossy1luv(f): 12:11pm On May 04, 2013
Na G4 na grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by jossy1luv(f): 6:39pm On Apr 28, 2013
1. What’s your Nigerian name?Ovuokerie
2. Were you Born in Nigeria?Yes
3. Favourite Nigerian movie?Leaders of Tomorrow
4. Favourite Nigerian song?Tiwa savage, Don jazzy-dont leave without my love
5. Favourite Nigerian food?Fresh Catfish peppersoup
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? Always
7. What tribe are you?Isoko
8. Say something in your tribal language?Isoko whado
9. What do you like most about Nigeria?The struggling Spirit
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?Bad government
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?No
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?Not saying grin
13. Do you speak your language?Not Fluently
14. Do you speak pidgin English?Yes, of course
15. What around your house represents your culture?Starch undecided
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?The one above
grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Goldie Harvey In Her Coffin by jossy1luv(f): 1:09pm On Feb 25, 2013
RIP sist, this is a way for us to make a reflection of our lives we have been living.
All is still vanity cry
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by jossy1luv(f): 7:49am On Feb 23, 2013
slimbruced:

Greatest Zikite!
GREAT!
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by jossy1luv(f): 6:33am On Feb 22, 2013
PRIMARY--Isibovbe Pri sch, warri
SECONDARY--Dom Domingos college, warri(JSS)
SECONDARY--Nana Girls Model School, warri
UNIVERSITY--Nnamdi Azikiwe university, awka, Anambra state.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by jossy1luv(f): 11:18am On Jan 21, 2013
Please i just got an appointment letter from SOUTHERN INTERNATION PETROLEUM EXPLORATION AND COMPANY LIMITED (SINOPEC), it is located at 18 Adeyemo Alakija Street 3rd floor Construction House, Victoria Island. I did their online interview and i don't stay in lagos. Please how genuine is this company?
Food / Re: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by jossy1luv(f): 5:20pm On Nov 16, 2012
Oat
Semovita
Starch and owho soup
Pounded yam
Eforiro, Ewedu and Amala
Pap
Vegetable,Bitterleaf soup
E.t.c
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by jossy1luv(f): 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2012
Thanks boss, I really appreciate ur help
Phones / Re: What Was Ur First Ever Phone? by jossy1luv(f): 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2012
Mine was a motorolla T191, with antenal
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by jossy1luv(f): 2:07pm On Aug 03, 2012
Please I need also o,
♍Ɣ pin is 2352BB7F
Thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Nairaland Office Located ? by jossy1luv(f): 10:39am On Jun 19, 2012
This is a very good question.
Politics / Re: Governor Uduaghan's Cousin Kidnapped In Broad Daylight by jossy1luv(f): 12:10am On Jun 14, 2012
Please this kidnappers should do me a favour And kidnap †ђξ Governor cox †ђξ guy is really useless to †ђξ state.
Jokes Etc / Re: We Have To Be Prayerful, My People!!! by jossy1luv(f): 4:34pm On May 19, 2012
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU
One night a burglar ( with no gun ) is trying
to break into a house.He's sneaking across
the lawn when he heard a voice '' Jesus is
watching you ''.He jumps, turns around, but
doesn't see anything.
So he starts creeping across the lawn again, ''
Jesus is watching you '' he hears again.So
now the burglar is really looking around, and
he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the
house.
He says to the parrot '' Did you say that? ''.
The parrot answered '' Yes i did ''.
So the burglar asked '' What's your name? ''.
'' Clarence '' the parrot replied.
'' What kind of stupid idiot would name his
parrot Clarence? '' the burglar said.
The parrot laughed and answered '' THE SAME
STUPID IDIOT THAT NAMED HIS EVER KILLING
ROTTWEILER "JESUS"

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Jokes Etc / We Have To Be Prayerful, My People!!! by jossy1luv(f): 3:47pm On May 19, 2012
He was dressed in
white shirt that
day. While he was
crossing the road
to the other side
to get some drinks
for his wife, a car
came and hit him
and he died on the
spot.
The lady lost her
senses. It was only
after some time
that she recovered
from her shock.
The funeral and
cremation was the
very next day
because he died
horribly.
Two nights later,
the lady's mother
had a dream in
which she saw an
old woman. The old
woman told her
mother to wash
the blood stains of
the guy from her
daughter's dress
as soon as
possible. But the
mother ignored the
dream. The next
night, her father
had the same
dream and also
ignored it. Then
when the lady had
the same dream
the next night, she
woke up in fear
and told her
mother about the
dream.
Her mother told
her to wash the
dress which had
blood stains
immediately. She
washed the dress
but some stains
remained.
The next night she
had the same
dream again,
washed the dress
but some stains
still remained. The
same dream was
repeated the next
night again and
this time the old
woman gave her a
last warning to
wash the
bloodstains, or else
something terrible
will happen. This
time the lady tried
her best to wash
the stains, and the
dress nearly tore,
but some stains
still remained...she
was very tired.
Late in d evening
of that same day,
while she was
alone at home,
someone knocked
the door. And when
she opened the
door she saw the
same old woman
from her dreams
standing at her
door. She got very
scared and fainted.
The old woman
woke her up and
gave her a blue
box, which shocked
the lady. And the
lady asked, "What
is this?"
The old woman
replied, "New
Improved HYPO
BLEACH FORMULA,
it removes all
stubborn stains!!!"
I know how you
are feeling now.
But don't look at
me like that...
blame it on HYPO... grin

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Politics / Re: PHCN Plans To Distribute Energy-saving Bulbs To All Households by jossy1luv(f): 10:27am On May 15, 2012
grafikii: @NigeriaNewsdesk: PHCN plans to distribute energysaving bulbs to all households and offices in an attempt to maximize the energy consumption of Nigerians.
Clueless idiots

Wow this should b at †ђξ joke section *still laughing*

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