Phoenix990:
Hello nairalanders I just saw this on my leg this morning is it an std or just an allergy is bringing out transparent liquid when I scratch it

The time it took you to post this on nairaland is enough for you to go to a clinic or well established pharmacy to get better diagnosis and treatment. You nairalanders are a very funny set of people.

SpaceX:
How come your parent are Christian while you're Atheist and your parent are marriage counselors but you're also not married? You definitely a rebellions type.

Lol

femi4:
The only thing that baffles me is your ability to identify or differentiate between the male and the female pigeon

Exactly, Lol

Damn, might be depression.

Over 98% of Nigerians right now are passing through depression.

Your survival just depends on how you manage it.

Darealrick:
My Gf woke me up this sallah to greet me with this.
What next my nairalanders.
As a guy I just form say I no care but

She probably dumped you because you are into yahoo and she knows you have no plans to get serious with your life.

She did the right thing by dumping your lazy ass. Go and get a real job.

Abeg make I laugh small

This is sad

You cannot eat your cake and have it.

DonBenny77:
Chelshit!
I'm a die hard Cannon Crested Gunner!
80% of Chelsea fans in Nigeria are agberos, bus drivers and conductors and they have a unique body odour.
Shit!

Seconded. I hate Chelsea with a passion.

All their supporters are low life cultists, agberos, conductors and ritualists.

u3fine:


Praise God!!! She has been found.
She called her dad with someone's phone at Iriebe. He then went and picked her up with his sister,
Kidnapped at Abuloma and found at Iriebe

This is why parents need to teach their kids to memorize their phone numbers in case of emergencies like this.

That's a very intelligent girl. Thank God she is safe.

Naija*Cover you are an illiterate blogger that will not wait to get the correct news before putting a stupid caption on your posts.

Where you not the one who wrote that she was killed by rituals?

Always excited and jumping up to deliver silly news with no concrete information.

Seun please do something about this.

Kobojunkie:
Liars and Scam artists!

Kobo the story tire me I swear

ravensckar:
I once lived in an apartment where the landlord said 'No generator'. Funny enough, he didn't inform me before-hand. It was after I packed in and was unloading, he saw my generator and told me about the rule.


I calmly told him that I've heard and will abide. That rule prompted me to construct an iron cage for my generator. Any time it's hot, I'll just turn on my generator, enter my house and turn the music so loud that ain't gonna hear sh1t. He shouted, cussed and threatened fire & brimstone. For where? His children too threatened but I stood my ground.

Once he brought Policemen and we went to the station, nothing happened. Even he too knew nothing would come out of it when the Police people too turned on their gen for the D.P.O.

The Baba got tired and resigned to fate. He said he'll evict me after my rent expired, too bad I paid for 2 years.

After that incident, every other tennant became inspired and started using their generators. When our transformer got spoilt and the heat became unbearable, even Oga Landlord too bought a brand new generator. We all went to congratulate him for finally joining the clique. Las las, I and Baba became good friends until I left the compound about 4 years later.

Lol 😂, I love this story. The landlord go just tire for you to the extent he became your friend 😆


I am happy to hear you guys are in good terms now 😎

Emmylay12:
Marlians bobrisky because what's that shoe 😂

This your statement really made me fall on the floor laughing 🤣😆🤣

But what's up with that shoe he is putting on? That's not a man's shoe na?

Wizzy13:
my girlfriend have been telling me how men gives her money and gift and want me to accept it is normal.
Someone i have been spending my money on.

She is not your girlfriend.

When will MEN ever have sense? Pathetic.

This same Fred Ajudua guy that started the whole 419 saga in Nigeria more than 20 years ago?

seborrhic:
Nland gone to the dogs!
For a moderator,an assumed educated person,even if it's primary school education not to know that this is a lie or a poorly scripted skit,just tells you all you need to know about how this great forum has sunk!!

Seriously the forum is gone.