IamFINESSE:
I have money and I'm not happy (egostic)

I'm beautiful and still not married ( who ask you)

My decorder is subscribed but I can't watch (shalaye)

All my friends are all married but I'm yet to marry (desperation)

I'm feeling depressed now, nothing interest me anymore (shilo front sit loading)

Some men are coming but they're not my spec (menopause straight up)

I look younger than my age (self promoting)

Please you guys should pray for me ( sister abeg Carry your cross)

Why can't I find the man of my dream (what about your previous dates)

MY SPEC ARE AS FOLLOWS

He must be a graduate ( lol, sister still get choice @35)

He must be good looking ( Nairaland fuckboys over to una)

He must be 32 to 38 (age is not an issue madam)

He must be neat and fun to be with (lol )


This must serve as a lesson to zzor and co

this whole write up of urs just portrayed your level of maturity

Thank u sir for this beautiful piece

They were once babies, people cried at their births

What then happened

Crime isn't a choice because no matter how bad a country is, people still make it legally and legitimately.

This is also to those people who venture in illegal dealings, be in scam, theft and the rest.

Stop it or your waterloo is close

I suppose the mod who put this in front page wants us to know how to wear bikinis and show some flesh.

But they watch it secretly on their phones ooo

I'm amazed at some of the responses some people are writing here.


So because she is praying for a husband she should marry someone she isnt physically attracted to

Ma, please its good to have a standard, no matter the case. Else you will settle for any tom, dick and harry.

Love yourself first. No one can love u better than you will love yourself,

Set a standard for yourself,

Write out a list of things you want in a man

You may not entirely get everything in one person, but someone who gets 75% of the things in your list is good to go,

Those people saying you will get tired of praying don't mean a bit of what they are saying. God is amazing and he still works ma.

In all, I wish you a happy married life in advance.

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New levels of madness are being unravelled

Ok. Beautiful piece aunty tiwa

Its quite unfortunate. I weep for Nigeria

Whatever makes him happy

Party just started

Obara Jesus

Oh mi lord

I can't believe this. This isn't democracy. We are in for a bumpy ride

Enemies are blamed for everything.

Sometimes, it only takes proper adherence to good lifestyle and medications (if need be) to stay healthy.

dangotesmummy:
I reject poverty and rubbish

Poverty don't branch near my house

I reject suffering.i jump am pass.suffering is not soup. the God that created me didn't create me for suffering.poverty and suffering I reject you.,tears and sorrow I jump am pass.i reject sickness and madness.

The days are EVIL.lord don't let me be mad or wear sweater when it's hot

Christians pray.we are living in a wicked world.trust nobody.keep praying the person you least expect might be your enemy, keep praying.

Lord Let nobody mourn with me,I reject it.let me not be a casualty to sickness or madness.pray so you don't live in regret.pray,pray, Keep praying and doing good.dont let the challenges of the world turn you to a mad person,keep praying,pray,pray,pray.

good morning.

Awwww

You are so niceeee

dangotesmummy:
nahh it's nothing. never mind.should I continue?

of course

dangotesmummy:


Title- You are worthy

The foundation of care. the one that cares for me like nobody else will. the one that chases my enemy away
You're the only one I can worship
The owner of wealth,I worship you.father of fathers
The protector of my life. the controller of heaven and earth with your words
The wealthiest being
The glorious king
King above all kings. the eternal God
Father son and holy spirit.
I worship you with my being and Soul.father accept my sacrifice of worship
The God that all will eventually worship.
The only unquestionable God
Nobody knows when you were crowned not even the angels
The entire members in heaven worship you so why won't I worship you
The one who owns the key to life and death you're the only one that deserves to be worshipped.the one that died that I may live.i cannot worship any other thing outside you

The entire human kings remove their crowns in reverence of worship you
.I worship you
I praise you
I join the angels to say thank you

you are sooooo niceee. Thanks so much.


Sorry for the stress

dangotesmummy:

The Last one is titled mimo-holy

God is perfect and holy
The heavens praise him and call him holy
The 7 stars call you holy
God is holy
The angels keep singing holy are you
The prophets keep singing holy are you lord
They keep singing continuously at the top of their voices calling you holy
WHO is qualified or can ascend the throne of God? A person who is equally holy and has a clean heart
The Lord is holy.holy holy holy, perfectly holy
The whole world bow to your creator. the king that owns your breath, the king that has the key to the world,the God that determines your lifespan, the God that made the rain and made you comfortable when it rains.he determines when the rain stops and when the sun shines in its season. the God that determines when you should retire but nobody dares retires him. the God who no one birthed but created every living thing in the world. the owner of every life.the perfect God, the just God, the silent judge.unqueationable God.who am I to joke with you except the person that wants to face your wrath. I dare not dishonour you.its even impossible to dishonour God.you cannot be defiled ,corrupted or stand corruption.my father.anybody who knows how mighty God is should bow and worship him. the beginning and end of everything.the source of everything that cannot run dry.if you value God then worship him. the almighty God that cannot be judged.impossible to see him with your naked eyes or judge him by your feeble mind. the absolutely independent God.rock of ages.no one can fathom you.the one who shuts and opens.the world bows to you in worship mighty God.accept my worship.the stars and moon worship you. the heavenlies speak of your splendor. the day and night know you.in your might you made the sun and no one can stare at it directly with his eyes. God determines when it comes and leaves. the God that changes lives.his judgement is ever fair and he's worth more than all the diamonds of this world and he's sweeter than honey.no one can ever know his mistakes.its impossible.therefore let my words and my inner thoughts be acceptable to you.

I rever you. the king that destroyed Pharoah and let him sink into the red sea. the powerful force that controls the universe in his splendor.the God more uncountable than the sands of the earth.you reduced Nebuchadnezzar to an animal.i rever you.the controller of the universe,I worship and praise you. the king spoke and fire came out.the 4th person in the lion's den I rever you the controller of the universe in splendor. the king more uncountable than the sands by the sea bank.i rever you

The meanings are very deep

dangotesmummy:
ok let me translate one of her songs to you

Kabiyoosi is the title of the song

Kabiyoosi-nobody dares question you
Arugbo ojo-ancient of days
Adagba matepa-the oldest being that never ages
Kabiyoosi-nobody nobody dares question you
Won muo ledi Kan fi ewe aKoko leolorinbe-nobody crowned you king or chose you as king
Kosawon togbimopo lati sope ejafijoba-there was no Council of elders that decided to make you king
Abi AWON wo loduro Tani aMa Joba nidile awon-nobodys opinion Matter, you remain the eternal king
AWON wolofi oje tofinjoba kandawalohun-if there's anybody that said he is the one that crowned you as king he should come out and answer
Taleni isaju tomu owa sinu orun-who took you to the heavenlies and Said that is your throne?
Taleni to fao nitete wonuaye pekowadaye-who dared asked you why you made the universe
Oya keni Kan fi baba Abi Iya re Han wa,arey- I dare you to show me his father or mother
Kabiyosi-no one dares question you
Arugbo ojo-ancient of days
Adagba matepa loruko re-the oldest being who never ages or gets old is his name
Kabiyosi-no one dares question you
Oloyun ara re obira e,osora re loruko-he is the one that was and is,and is to come.he named himself
IPA tiose bilere-the force that cannot be confronted or dared
Eni tioseyipada-the unchangeable God
Ite olorun kin Shi- the heavenlies where God resides doesn't wear or tear
Oba taoleroloye-the God that cannot be replaced or overthrown
Arugbo ojonio - you're the ancient of days
Adagba matepa-the oldest being that Never gets old
Iwoni kabiyosi-youre the unquestionable God
Rirun okun- you're the wind behind the ocean
Onidake tanbanioto-the God that cannot be silenced by anybody
Iyanri to- (that one is a deep Yoruba language.i can't even spell or know it's meaning.sorry.lol) but it's a worship line
Igbati gbogbo tako badiwiwo bale iwonioku-everything humanly made may perish but you will still be God
Arugbo ojo-ancient of days
Onilu lalulatorun-(deep yoruba.i don't know the meaning .but it's worship)
Kabiyosi-unquestionable God
Igbati odaye erubaye pekilofe wa Ni nu ohun-when he created the universe, the universe was terrified about what will be in it
Igbati odaye tan omu gbogboe saye arawon- as soon as you created the earth you made everything for every living creature to Live and function and you put each living creature in their territories and then named them
You have been living before the creation of the earth.you cannot be fully explained.
The being whose words are law with no assistance from anybody.ancient of days.the one that never get Olds
The God that made it possible for a baby to be conceived in a mother's womb and made it possible for the child to grow in there putting all the body parts together and chose when the child will be born
If you don't allow a man to exist,who is he?
You're the unquestionable God.your powers are unlimited afterall you created thunder. the ocean is deep no one knows the depth or width.im just an ordinary dust but your breath made me exist
Unquestionable God.the king that enthrones kings and dethrones them by making them not breathe again. the God nobody dares confront why he did what he did.rain falls ,harmattan comes and the sun shines in each of their seasons and times.who Can fathom your power
Unquestionable God
I said unquestionable God
Unquestionable God
Unquestionable God
The God that wraps himself in flames of fire
Unquestionable God


(Sorry I couldn't continue writing the remaining Yoruba verses.i got tired so I just had to type the direct translation as she's singing)

Awww. Thanks so much sir.
I'm sincerely grateful.
God bless you

Chai

Yomit71:

Remove the beak in your eyes first

says the person who quoted me for airing my opinion

Yomit71:

get your facts right

work on your attitude

Yomit71:

He is not in charge of power, channel your
sorrow elsewhere

you have been noticed

I was shocked beyond my marrows at the action of that man. Just imagine what a SAN of this country could lower himself to?


Forming Sherlock Holmes na

Detective of the federation.
He was so quick to finding the camera, yet he hasn't found solution to our power issue.

*nonsense and ingredients*

Big happy birthday to her. I enjoy listening to her songs tho I don't know what they mean.

God bless her richly

Omg.

Of all the things to cut?

Haba