iwakolewa:


you are so right on this

Oh jes o!
People will always stray out of BOREDOM!
How many different ways can you PHOCK a slack poohsie?

Or, how many different ways can you suck a dead DEEEK?

No matter how good an ashawo is in bed, after marriage and children. . . . He or she becomes humbled by the boredom of monogamy!

Nuahall2k14: Guy! I dey fear u o.

I have been around you know?
Just to let you know sha.
There is the normal vs THE PARANORMAL!


Most "bushmeats" have never seen one!
An ANUS-PLUG is not a hearing aide!
Try to attend a party with politicians like RMD in it!
Many NIGERIAN MALE politicians have been PHOCKED in the azzzzes as INITIATION RITES!

Always RRRRRRRRUN from people who SMOKE AND DRINK. . . . .aka DRUG ADDICTS AND PASTORS!!!!
*hint hint••••••*

hermesprogidy: Tell Kanwulia that. Make sure you wear helmet sha, because she fit break your head

What makes you think I am interested in getting married to a PSYCHOTIC, DIVORCED or WIDOWED Nigerian man?

Na una level be dat o! Ta!

I don't marry "recycled"/second-hand grooms.

I will NEVER do that! Not that desperate to answer or stay a MRS! I only phock and go! Please, stay with ya WOR WOR, FAT WIFE abegggggi!

Shioooooooor!

No one can break ANY HOME WITHOUT A CRACK!

Thank you!

They cook and eat rice everyday!!!

Welcome to TYPE 2 DIABETES and more DEAD BLOKOSES in NIGERIA and AFRICA!!!!

crackhaus:
Oh please... my azzzhole and what it looks like is none of your biznis.

Again I say YOU LIE! And you know it..

If anything, it's 90% of women who are bisexual. I can't remember the number of times I heard a straight lady say she admires other pretty ladies.
Most even admit to checking out the b00bs and azzes of other women.

Never do you hear a straight man say he admires the six-pack or d1ck size of another man.

You know I speak the truth, you're just being your usual naughty and troublesome self here again.

I will excuse your naïveté!
You are still in the category of those who believe in what people say as gospel!

Maybe you should pay more attention to WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO!

The reason people like you are easily fooled by the likes of Catholic PHAG-PRIESTS. . . and the ODULELES and EDDY LONG JOHNS of the world!

Ha!

Thou protest waaaaaaaay too much!

This one good na!
Try the uniforms on BRITISH and NIGERIAN NURSES with those their 1500BC paper, sail-boat hats pinned to their heads!

*pukes*

crackhaus:
You know that's a lie, even you don't believe yourself.

O.K!

Do yourself a favor and examine the azzzzhole of any NIGERIAN man you meet. Chances are it may resemble a hybrid of edible vegetables . . . . Namely BROCCOLI and CAULIFLOWER!

Next, take a peep into their phones when unlocked!
Read the messages from their fellow men, or the GAY-SEX files downloaded for personal viewing and private "indulgence"!

MOST NIGERIAN POLITICIANS ARE IN BISEXUAL CULTS! Fact!
They PHOCK each other for RITUAL!

Start with yours!

The #1 selling commodity in NIGERIA currently is the ANA-L PLUG to combat uncontrollable FARTING AND DEFECATION!

Please, educate yourself!

Any man that PREACHES against the gay lifestyle to a point of evangelism is the most hypocritical CLOSET-PHAG!

PointB:

We didn't care before, and we would never care. If it's one Nigeria, so should it be in full. If it's not, then best we all part ways!

You must be IGBO?
A lot of words from one who claims not to care!
Yet you want to be king in anoda man's land?
You guys are really filled with DEMONIC ASPIRATIONS AND TORMENTATIONS!

The BOKO HARAM of Southern Nigeria!
Anywhere you are, nothing but DISCORD and STRIFE!

May you never know peace, joy, happiness, good health, prosperity AND MUCH MORE!

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Get married like MOST NIGERIAN MEN!
Once you can swing back and forth toto and anus, you are covered.

Take frequent separate trips from the family and hook up with "your YOUTH LEADERS" outside the country as business seminars/meeting cover-ups!

Impregnate as many desparate women as possible.

Many poor wives of NL are still fasting and praying while casting and binding with their almighty marriage certificates ke!

75% of NIGERIAN males are BISEXUAL!

Fact!!!!!

Do some people keep asking why a certain group of WEED-SMOKING, drug-trafficking, hereditary/genetical-ritualistic, wife/mother/father-killing, tribalistic goons are hated all over the world?

Look no further than this thread!
Imagine the EFFRONTERY!

Hilarious!

Go and ask those who have!
Your reality show will be cancelled in season 0.1.

Na for NL una go DIEVORCE ke!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Very impulsive.
I NEVER STICK TO ANY SHOPPING LIST and I HATE TO CUT COUPONS!

Money is meant to be spent!
I am not innarestid in being a millionaire!
If I have money. . . . I SPEND IT!

I loooooooove my vacation too!
No apologies!

Not all kids are intellectually-motivated.

NL is owned by . . . . . . ?

Please, no need to waste time and resources on them.

They can be entertainers. Look within every individual child for strengths and weaknesses.

Simple!

smada13:

I don't have to reply u but sincerely it just shows what's going on in your house n family...... you need to see a psychiatrist urgently and also a counsellor..

sorry for the predicament u've found urself ehn.....

Oh shuttttup and get ya lazy azzzzzz in your kitchen and learn to boil an egg!

You are old enough to PHOCK, so learn how to cook!

Ewu!

I smell SEXXXXXUAL frustrehshun and serious AGRO!

Na today?

Ask your parents, not NL!
How did you study as a toddler?
Una get IPad for una village?

Please, stop using an innocent toddler to buffer marital squabbles!

The problem is not with your toddler.

Thanks!

BlackLeopard:

Ayy, I guess I'm seeing what your issue is; we're having different arguments here.
I'm not saying religion of ANY sort is savior for depression, nah. Not at all.

I'm saying that there's nothing IN religions that should prevent people from seeking MEDICAL help.

AKA I basically was saying, it's not against anything to seek a doctor evaluation, spirituality wise.
And telling people, 'I doubt God would want you to suffer, nah, you go fi care'.

That's MO BETA!
Then we simply disagree.
No need to argue since there is absolutely no reason to convince each other!

Amen!

MadCow1:


You too....

Oh JES o!

Princecalm: what do u mean by that?

You don't know divorce is a STIGMA in Africa and on NL?
Why give ya h-enemies more ammo?

The more reason he will contest to cover up more INCOMPETENCE!

So?
Survival of the fittest = DEMOCRACY!

Tooooooooooooooo CUTE!

NO!
Everyone is unique!

*This is a trap*

DNA!

Do Not Answer!

onegig: And when that one goes off. What do you do?

Strike another one abi? That's very good.

You keep RE-LIGHTNING a DIFFERENT match or JOY-STICK. . . . . Or THROW AWAY YOUR CANDLE till you DIE!
Once a feeling is gone. . . . That PARTICULAR MOMENT IS GONE FOR EVER!

By the way, it takes 2 to 'rekindle' a spark!
2nd parties are USUALLY not interested in your spark-rekindling agenda.
Time to move on to a DIFFERENT LEVEL of your relationship. . . . . Like ROOMMATES!

smada13:


Hey! did you just call my mum n girl jobless Its obvious you have no home training.....had it been you were brought up properly, you won't have made that statement. I pity your parents, they've wasted their investment on you. SMH4U

I thought as much!
No wonder!
Men with home training don't have moms that relocate from their own matrimonial beds to their sons' beds!
Keep exposing your incessssstuous heritage!
You MODA-FOKA!

When a spark ceases, it can NEVER be rekindled.
You only learn to STRIKE A NEW MATCH STICK!
Enjoy it while it lasts!

BlackLeopard:

Rofl, and you tell anyone about 'backwards'
You know, I was just having polite discussion with yo. I'm not really sure since when this changed to silencing mess, or why on earth does it so much bother you that anyone as much dares say it's really not religions that's to blame for ignorance.

Or why are you takin this so personally and automatically assume you're being either attacked or that someone's trying to convert you when pointing out logical fallacy. But fine.

You know I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to discuss.
But you don carry go SIBERIA. . . .
RELIGION will not allow MOST Nigerians come to terms with the reality of DEPRESSION!
Especially when they start looking for that BREAKTHROUGH that comes after the 10th coming of that their Lord!

Now, in ONE SENTENCE. . . . .what is the premise of your argument?

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Feel free to advice ke?
Who are the 38% of randy men sleeping with?.
Surplus women needing attention!
Abi you nor hia say ratio of man to woman na 1:20?

I think I prefer DUBAI!!!!!

Finally!
A brand new thread on NL!

Initially? No!

What did he use to propose?
Na im pehnis I go CHOP for breakfast, lunch and dinner?