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Politics / Re: Why OBJ, IBB Absent At Jonathan’s Second-term Declaration by Kanwulia: 5:18pm On Nov 12, 2014
It is called "THE ABURI CONSPIRACY"!
Welcome to BIAFRA PART 2!

2 million IJAWS to be VANQUISHED!!!!! kiss
Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 1:12pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
grin grin grin
You are right though, carry go jare, nothing do you.


Thank you my dia!
So long! kiss
Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 1:01pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
Yea, my english is going really bad these days.sad

What I actually mean is that, since non of your E-BADU BELLE H-ENEMIES are talented in that area, they have to clear road for you, ofcourse if they could match it, them for never taya.cheesy


Nooooooooooooow. . . .nothing wrong with your English. grin
I was only clarifying what you wrote about talent.


I think it is a conscience thing though.
Surprisingly, some people learned to cultivate "some"! How do you form gangs like pirates to attack and malign people you don't know? cheesy FOR YEAAAAARS TOO! grin. I DEY LAUGH O!!!
You know it is VERRRRRRRRRRRRY easy to attack people you don't know on a faceless forum for cowards.
It is a different BALL GAME when people actually can put a NAME or A FACE to the objects of their ENVY/INFERIORITY COMPLEX! grin

Alas! They underestimated "a user ID"!

There "sum of all fears" we're not unfounded.
There are MANY REASONS why an ID would be cause for ENVY OR INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

Just like 7UP. . . . .The difference is crystal CLEAR!

NL NA LEVELLER!

I lovvvvvvit, because it keeps me humble! kiss

Make dem come pass. . . .Make we dey look na!
Sebi SEUN OSEWA saying wan use this forum feed im family with my blood hehn?
Muhehehehehe!!!!

*Nne. . . .Make I go baff prepare for my flight. . . Back to work. . . .Ouch. . . Nice 5 days off!!!* cool
Politics / Re: I Swear To God, Jonathan Will Not Be Re-elected- Atiku by Kanwulia: 12:49pm On Nov 12, 2014
shizzleStar:
Yo call your boyfriend illiterate? what does that make you? SUPER ILLITERATE? tongue

I will remind you of the day you ran your mouth after feb 14 winkcheesy

My mouth-running is my prerogative!
It is not a matter of winning. . . . .BUT HOW YOU WIN. . . . ."pee wee"! kiss
I am not A REUBEN ALBATROSS" like you!
You are right. . . .

The events AFTER your sweeeeeet VALENTINE'S day of your CURSED 2015 will be EVEN MORE interesting YOU DUM-DUM! kiss

I would be more concerned WITH THE DAYS TO COME. . . . .IF YOUR JONATHAN WILL REMAIN ALIVE TO SEE 2016!

Do not say "I told YOU FIRST"!

For whom the gods wanno kill . . . . They POISON FIRST!!!!

February 14TH will come and go. . . . . BUT? "BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH"!


*have a good day. . . . .i 'ave a flight to cassssssssh . . . .back to my SWEEEEEET H-AMERICAN "bloww-jjob"!*

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Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
E be like say you no know say your comments have a way of shutting someone up, I really wonder how you do it, whether na the style of writing abi na the things wey you dey write, either ways, the thing be like talent and you know say, one can't compete with talent. cool

Muhehehehehe!
It just comes naturally.
I am known in my family for dat!

You are wrong though.
Only talent can compete with talent.

"OKOPLOR" nor by "OPEN EYE" abi? cheesy
Politics / Re: I Swear To God, Jonathan Will Not Be Re-elected- Atiku by Kanwulia: 12:33pm On Nov 12, 2014
shizzleStar:
You should be more concerned with the demise of the PROPAGANDA MACHINERY of the 'AGBERO PEOPLES CONGRESS' cheesy

Naa! i'm all smiles
Only 'LOSERS' have their stats, i'm not in same ship with 'them'..dig it? wink

Only ILLITERATES like yourselves CAN'T keep stats!
I am not for ANY party in NIGERIA, for I could CARE LESS!
All I am say is. . . . .GET READY TO CRY. . . . . .sha!cheesy

*na only analysis I give o. . . . why you dey tia ya paheint?* wink

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Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 12:21pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
Lol, grin

It's obvious them don already taya.

I wonder why? wink
IF THE HEAD OF THE ROTTEN FISH HAS BEEN FED TO WORMS. . . . . .? grin
I dey wait dem ke! cheesy
Politics / Re: I Swear To God, Jonathan Will Not Be Re-elected- Atiku by Kanwulia: 12:19pm On Nov 12, 2014
shizzleStar:
sweery are you hor.ny? wink

Is this your contribution to the death of the "DAFT ONE'S POLITICAL THUGGERY"? grin
I feel your pain!
Can you please give us "THE LOSING STATS" . . . . . in advance. wink

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Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 12:10pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
You should get paid for your comments walai, they are nothing but legendary grin.

Thank you jare! cool
Don't mind that BLOCK HEAD called Seun Osewa that has harassed me with his ijjatik, homeless, CYBER-URCHINS for over 7 years ke!
We go see who go first taya OR RUN GO HIDE WITH SHAME!!!! cheesy

"Boko Haram ROMANTICS na by force for OGUN STATE o"!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!
Family / Re: Ever Been Robbed? Why Every Family Needs A Security Plan by Kanwulia: 12:06pm On Nov 12, 2014
ITarena:
@Kanwulia:
No bi every time ooh. And at least with these technology we have a base to start investigation journey, if we cant match face, we can match sound. Thanks for stopping by.

This kind gadget without CONSTANT ELECTRICITY. . . . . ?

Oya. . . .KONTINU! cheesy

You are VERRRRRRRRRRRRY welcome! kiss
Politics / Re: I Swear To God, Jonathan Will Not Be Re-elected- Atiku by Kanwulia: 12:03pm On Nov 12, 2014
Sal!
You are soooooooo right!
JONATHAN BADLUCK can only win by RIGGING!!!!!

As it stands now. . . . .He does not have the support of the NORTH AND WEST!
To add to this royal "DAFTNESS'S" woes. . . . . Some SOUTH-EAST. . . and some SOUTH-SOUTH states are FLYING WITH BROOMS!!!!!!

Anyone that wants to extend his or her socio-economic and political LONGEVITY would join the AGBERO PEOPLE'S CONGRESS now. . . . . Or suffer the fate of BARRACK OBAMA. . . . . .AKA "make face like NL, granny-ashawo TOTO"! grin

I would be the last to say this. . . . .but truth be TOLD!

JEG. . . . and BOKO HARAM don FAIL!!!!

Where is OBJ? You still dey laugh?

I DEY LAUGH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

He/she would laughs last. . . . .LAUGHS BEST AND LOUDEST!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!


Can ANYONE tabulate the PREDICTION-SCORES pleaszzzzzzzzzzzze? wink

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Family / Re: Diminishes The Signs Of Deep Wrinkles And Fine Lines by Kanwulia: 1:41am On Nov 12, 2014
What is wrong with growing old gracefully? undecided
To end up like Joan Rivers or Stella OBJ?
After anti-aging serum nko?
Anti slack poohsy SEMMEN/AKAMU abi? grin
Family / Re: Ever Been Robbed? Why Every Family Needs A Security Plan by Kanwulia: 1:30am On Nov 12, 2014
Robbers dey cover face for NAIJA? cheesy
Family / Re: Buying A Wife! How Feasible Is That? by Kanwulia: 1:26am On Nov 12, 2014
Whether you like it or not, it is ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE you can start really KNOWING a person.
Even then. . . . THERE ARE MANY FACES TO ONE PERSON.

One for EACH DAY. . . . 7 days per week, OR ONE EACH HOUR FOR EVERY 365 days per year. . . . .depending on the level of PSYCHOSIS! grin
One thing is certain. . . . . .YOU WILL BE MARRIED TO A TOTAL STRANGER!!!!!
The more you see. . . . THE LESS YOU KNOW AND UNDERSTAND! kiss

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Family / Re: 6 Reasons Why People Commit Suicide by Kanwulia: 1:21am On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:
Suicide?

As this LIFE dey SWEEEEEET me so? shocked
How I go DIE leave NL for my H-ENEMIES?
Not an option o! grin


So. . . . I don reasssssh this thread hehn? grin
Family / Re: 6 Reasons Why People Commit Suicide by Kanwulia: 1:19am On Nov 12, 2014
I just can't understand the concept of suicide except it ends ALL PROBLEMS PERMANENTLY.
This life too sweet to wan see GOD OR SATAN imho!
What would blind people feel then? undecided
Family / Re: Use Of Man-power To Have Se*x With Wifey by Kanwulia: 11:19pm On Nov 11, 2014
Question 1.
Yes! Any relief from "quick approaches" is always a big relief. No woman wants to be left with a "hot CLIT" hanging out of its shell unattended PROPERLY!!!! angry

Question 2.
No!
Never add h-inSOT to h-Any h-injury!
Only fix what is broke. . . .AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!!! kiss

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Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Tallesty1:
I prefer a plate of fufu with a egusi soup(no meat or fish) to 4 days of good phock

You must have a very "sumall fenis". . . .!
Like a lot of "guys" who make love to fufu day and night! grin

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Family / Re: My Wife: Love And Crutches! by Kanwulia: 10:59pm On Nov 11, 2014
Wey PART 2 abeg na? kiss
Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 10:55pm On Nov 11, 2014
Tallesty1:
You can't buy a man with sex


I agree.
But you can own a MAN with sex!
A free, willing SLAVE! cheesy

If you can PHOCK a man gooooooood, you can own his SOUL for FREEEEEEEEE! grin

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Family / Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 10:37pm On Nov 11, 2014
Who ever is phocking him! kiss

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Family / Re: US Scientists Discovers Virus That Makes People More Stupid by Kanwulia: 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2014
It must have spread all over NL then! grin

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Family / Re: I Need Help "My Children Fear Me, Rather Than Respecting Me" by Kanwulia: 9:53pm On Nov 11, 2014
Obviously, you have been "tyrannical".
Your children should not have to "fear" you, if you Re a loving father!
You REAP what you SOW abi? kiss
Family / Re: Right To Live /right To Die....why Is Suicide Wrong? by Kanwulia: 9:41pm On Nov 11, 2014
Not an ethical matter!
A matter of CHOICE!
Free world! kiss
Family / Re: Women And Perfume by Kanwulia: 6:40pm On Nov 11, 2014
EfemenaXY:


Lol!

You mean musky and sweaty?? cheesy

YEEEEEAH!!!! grin
SeXXXy!
The call of "the wild" AKA MKPI-ISM!!!! grin
Family / Re: Women And Perfume by Kanwulia: 6:39pm On Nov 11, 2014
EfemenaXY:


Lol!

You mean musky and sweaty?? cheesy

YEEEEEAH!!!! grin
SeXXXy!
The call of "the wild"! wink
Family / Re: Married Guys, How Would You Handle This. by Kanwulia: 6:34pm On Nov 11, 2014
I can't answer because I find to difficult to relate with ANY of the characters in such a NOLLYWOOD "skit/burlesque" kiss

My prayer? May I NEVER!
Amen. kiss

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Family / Re: When You Wish To Join A Dead Relative And Death Comes Calling by Kanwulia: 6:29pm On Nov 11, 2014
Never!!!
When it is my time, I WILL GLADLY GO.
Don't join me please!
I did not beg you.

Thanks! kiss
Family / Re: Women And Perfume by Kanwulia: 6:25pm On Nov 11, 2014
Negative!!!
Not a perfume person!
I looooooove to smell like "AN AFRICAN JUNGLE RABBIT"!
Like most of my NIGERIAN ROMEOS! grin
Family / Re: Surprising Things Children Do! by Kanwulia: 6:19pm On Nov 11, 2014
They use their brains. . . . Unlike the so-called "ADULTS"! grin
Family / Re: A Woman's Most Difficult Task by Kanwulia: 6:17pm On Nov 11, 2014
francizy:


Lmao! LoL! I was laughing all thru as I read your posts ma'am..
It seems like the fastest ways to gain popularity on social networks are posting nude pics and dissing.. LoL.. I don't need that..
Funny enough, I've never blogged before and I don't intend to..
About me loosing 200kg, I laugh.. Am a 6ft3 tall and slim dude with abs, how much weight do you now want me to loose in this situation? Or you want me to be a thin asss mofo? undecided
I think you should start up a career in a dissing website tho, you've got the talent and don't let it waste..
Anyways, I'll still maintain my stands on not to insult people I meet on social network, cause I don't see anything profitable or reasonable in it.
Good evening girl! smiley

I have noticed this your ID!
Please, go get another!
You AZZZZZZONT-HOLE!!! kiss

Next pleazzzzzzzze!!!!
Family / Re: Things You Missed During Your Childhood by Kanwulia: 6:15pm On Nov 11, 2014
OkikiOluwa1:
shey u knw dat u r sick?

Yes?
So? Wetin dey do you?
You tink say you normal ni?
Abeg carry disu YA useLIIIIIISSSE thread go jare!
Na by force to open thread?
Mtcheeeeeeew!
Please, go and "rotate" IDz like your fellow COWARDS jor!
H-end of "YEH" ban dey tickle ya hemorrhoid-clustered ANU S abi?

NANSENZE! kiss

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