NEVER!!!!
Enemies of progress!!!!
He will have to go!!!!
EBOLA fayarrrrrrram!!!!!

BABY NAIL CLIPPERS ARE NO-NOS!!!!!!
You can't tell the skin from the nail sometimes.
Use buffers instead TO FILE THEM DOWN!!!!!

1st people from divorced homes.
Now people from polygamous homes.

Next, people from BISEXUAL homes.

VickyyB:


smh

Chazzyboy:
hmmm that means u trust outsiders.

Yes!
It won't pain me as much if outsiders dupe my AZZZZZZE!!!!

VickyyB:
Men of these days think it's all about getting rich and having the best woman in this world.

When they see an ugly rich man with a beautiful wife, they think it's all about money without love.

Do you agree that a lady would marry an ugly, not-so-rich man?

Yes o!
It is all about money!!!
That is all they can offer!
They were raised with material/spiritual POVERTY!
Not capable of loving or being loved in return!

I can love myself! PLEASE SHOW ME THE $ or £ or €!!!!

No NAIRA please!

Respect and love yourself always first. . . . . Before any man!!!!

Happy people make happy homes. . . . . Simple!

Ishilove:

Tell me about it. I had to go through a tortuous facial session last week to clear some of the nasty black heads

Black heads worse pass the bia-bia sef!
If you see some women ehn?
E be like say dem get "LUPOOSE" abi na LUPUS?
Very unsightly!

Better to use BUMP-STOPPERS like their "fellow mem" abi?

Relationships with the opposite sex ke?
Na wetin consain POPE WITI "KETTLE" to WASH NYANSH 6 times a day?

As women have learned to deal with PREGNANT men and their LACTATING BREAAAAAASTZ, so have men learned to deal with women with 5AM shadows!

The show must go on!
We are BI-GENDERED by the gods!!!!
Abi na curse?

lizzymomma:
I would like to sample opinions from fellow bearded ladies and guys alike. It's quite unique to be different. Are you hairy, do you have a moustache, do you have beards.

1. how do you deal or take care of it?
2. Does it affect your relationship with the opposite sex
3. For the married ones, do your husbands approve of it?does he still love you as before.
4.How do you cope being a bearded lady in a society that disapprove of such.
5. has it affected your health in any other ways?

Men,
please do you love bearded ladies?
Can you marry a bearded lady?
Is it true that bearded ladies are wicked?. i would realy love to get opinions. i love the way God created all.

Oga Seun, mukina2, obinoscopy, mynd44. please move this to front page, you might just save a life.

Aunty: aisha2, cococandy,sophyrocks,chaircover, sambarry, chillisauce, nashville, hispikolo,,kanwulia, and many more wonderful nairalanders, kindly share from your wealth of wisdom. thank you

I am not quite there yet, but watching my "Eastern-Blooded" mom do battle with MANY RAZORS!

I see a few "pluckable" FEATHERS on my chest and chin(toto bia-bia no count o ). . . .SO, I PLUCK AWAY!!!!

Beware of BLACK HEADS! Don't try waxing if you have ELEPHANT GRASS as mOIStache on your chin, lip and chest o!!!!

NA DIE!!!!!!

Chazzyboy:
Can a law firm be a next of kin?

In my case, YES!!!!
I don trust ANY NIGERIAN RELATHIEEEEEEVES!!!!!!

Is this realistic?
How many men and women remained 'phockless' during the BIAFRICAN civil unrest?
Even Ojukwu gave birth while in exile over in Abidjan!


No need to rush to re-marry.
Just keep 'warming body'!

As you can see, to 'marry' nor be the problem. . .NA TO STAY MARRIED!
Person nefa comot from the 'frying pan ' wey im dey for hinsai. . . .you wan jump h-enter another one.
Rubbish tinz!

A law firm!

There are major signs that this 'husband' is suffering from 'OCD'!
Genetic!
No treatment! But self-awareness/therapy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wEU-165NRY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6k2h9PRzc

Apparently you have a major problem with 'self-control'.
Most children in AFRICA DO NOT HANDLE REJECTION FROM THEIR BIOLOGICAL 'DONORS' WELL.

Please, don't kill your 'GOD-SENTS'. . . .
You would have been dead long ago.
When life throws you lemons. . . MAKE LEMONADE.
If you were abandoned by your 'donors' or 'cross-pollinators'. . . . not relevant.
BE THANKFUL YOU WERE NOT KILLED.

If anyone calls you a 'bastard'. . . please tell them that their 'LORD JESUS' is one. . . and he is their savoir.

Always wear a T-shirt that says. . .'BE KIND TO BASTARDS. . . JESUS CHRIST IS ONE'!

Amen!!!!

Is he from "the wild, wild west of omo dorties"?
If yes. . . don't bother. They can NEVER change in AGBADA OR SUIT!!! JIGGA EFRY WHIA!!!
Juss dey phock am like datio!
Awon 'FUJI GARBAGE'!!! :Da

If he is comfortable in his own 'shabbiness'. . .leave him alone. YOU MARRIED HIM LIKE THAT!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGrbos6YW_o

Ha!

Welcome to POLYGAMY!
Get ready to 'shia'!
How many 'DUDES' get money before marriage?
Dream on!!!!

Even the bible says sharing is caring and 'KIARRING IS SHIAAARRRING' abi?

English. . .
The language of PURE LOVE and SOUND ECONOMICS!
I don't want them to grow up as "country BUMKINS" aka 'BUSHMEATS' any hoo!

Nor be one of OBJ dem GRAND BABY be dis?

Nmeri17:
ist i wanno thank the OP. The finger behind the brain behind this shout out thread. that said, may i begin


number one: madame kanwulia, the great ruler of the family section. dissecting Nigerian men and their folly since 2007. beautiful, intelligent, sarcastic, affluent etc etc bad mouthed ex edo market woman. sometimes I'm tempted she Is really an ashewo in real life probably a marriage counSAILOR in real life too. I love u specially yo only comma be say u dey think say God dey agnostic

number 2: billyonaire . not sure he's actually a financial thousannier but at least, he has a mind healthier than most. his post make sure I never miss anything going on in Nigeria

3. Mr yuzedo. OMG. the amuneketo 1 of banana island. yo boy is loyalty sah. u, indid are an grate man. the glory of yo 64 inch fore runs you. oburo ile guy .this nigga possess a great body of knowledge and an even greater sense of humor. creating a niche with his grammar and everlasting crush on Rita Dominic. yur an niaraland legend bro.


4. royver. this one can write for Africa!. when yur reading his write up the feeling equals watching an electrifying Hollywood masterpiece. will never forget yo chukwudi and Mr As* story and it's follow up with Jenny


5. Mr javanian. always thought the he was a female. don't know why he appeared as a female for several years till she got exposed to be a black boy


6. much respect to dhtml18. one moment he's all sarcastic and next he's sounding like he has created a couple of languages


7. may I call upon, the great king and lord of western Nigeria *genuflects and prostrates* Oh great aare musiwa!! the god that rules from above and that pays his subjects with epistles, 1940 Nigerian maps and 5000 aerial pictures of ancient western Nigeria. may yo reign be long and pleasant. iseeeee!!

8. how can I forget senbonzakurakageyoshi ?? chai. awesome writer no!! breathtaking. haven't seen yo brake light in a while. hope you're safe. he's arguably the funniest person I've seen behind the keyboard .

9. Then diariz vivly and her online busybody. lemme not say much about her she'll soon show up on here asking us to vote her as miss nairaland. Oh fvck it!! I already did. y'all go vote for her. the gods approve

10. redeboe. inspiring Jew guys and players alike. relationship coach.


Mr seun, iceberylin, kayemjay, naptu2, okikioluwa, guykhena, mizmycoli, 5minmadness and madcow . awesome fam on here. I wish I could follow or even meet u all. much love

Glad to know I am still worth loving after all these years! Ha!!! Thanks for letting me know I have truly defeated ALL my cyber H-ENEMIES!!!!



Oweseeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmm!!!!

No comment!

stevecantrell:
This is a thread for kanwulia .

Mu he he he he he

Have I not been telling THIS OBVIOUS REALITY FOR EVER?
NAIJA men too like ANU S tooooooo musssssssh!!!!!

NAIJA men LOCAAAAAAL sha!!!!
Twa!

Many of dem have "PHOCK-DOLLS" at home o!

Arrrrrrant NONSENSE!
After over 10 years of marriage?
The white race is TRULY SUPERIOR!

What is " a call for sodomy "?

Good to know "my people" are picking up some wife/child killing habits from the EAST AND WEST kingpins of domestic abuse.

Na by force to live for "Lehgus"?

What an UGLY DUDE! TWA!!!

Still keeping stats on WIFE/CHILD-KILLERS OF NIGERIA!


First prize : THE EAST!
Second prize : THE WEST!
Third prize: THE SOUTH!
Fourth prize: THE NORTH!

KWENU!!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!

akatekpe:
may God give u d grace to bring up ur kids this way

Meaning what?

As you can see, there are adults coaching and cheering those kids on.

Unlike genetic, RELIGIOUS, BUSY-BODIES like YOU, I have no problem with the ways others choose to raise their kids.

Bottom line?

PLEASE, LEARN TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS!

When will AFRICAN boys grow up to be men instead of "woman wrappers"?
The dangers of FEMALE SINGLE-PARENT homes are numerous!
GROW UP PLEASE!
Thanks!

Don't see the definition of a "good AFRICAN man" o.
Please share!
So curious!
Thanks eternally.