Dapoxion:
.... seriously angry tot we ironed this issue out

ironed the issue out eh?.....ill just leave it at that..i can't beg again cuz I know yhu won't tell me....so does dos mean yhu won't draw again?

Layooluwa:

oh, I think I've asked you that before abi?? Sorry, no mind me

no p

The officer should be shot down with his own gun .....its kuku naija sef..wat was I expecting?

Layooluwa:

apology accepted

you planning on going to school?

yes..





When the school resumes!

Layooluwa:

looool, why you dey do like this na?? Chai, nd I believed oh
kaseshi, donna talk to me again

LMAO oya sowie na

Layooluwa:

no kidding??

lwkm yhu believe?

Layooluwa:
Abeg, what is the latest about resumption??

a 'reliable' source told me we are resuming nex week sunday

Dapoxion:
#Team_SketchUpPro™

DESIGN BY YOURS TRULY

even though I'm angry wif yhu right now....I cant help buh admire the creativity....yhu gat skills

ddoi:
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure. What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent on errand with his boss's car!
Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him for not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work. What Rosemary didn't know was that Jane's husband's car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!
Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely kids of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years. What she didn't know was that one of those kids who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted!
Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create yours and use it.
Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better but bitter. If you know the sort of load the chameleon carries, you would'nt ask why it takes those gentle strides. So, enjoy what you have and be grateful for it.. Pass to everyone on ur list to learn from other mistake! Not all that glitters are gold, live and be happy with what you have, everyone is going through one thing or the other.

thought provoking brah...love the write up

Layooluwa:

loooool, I feel it should be 'polished black'.
Longest time oh

yeah its been...our thread Just sha dry lyk desert

Black polish

FTC
mine was gigantic ...dont ask me why

foolinlove:
Number one mistake:

Getting married.

dearie don't tell me yhu don't wanna have kids!

I trust ma dad...e go swerve go the other lane straight...i could remember a day when there was a brutal holdup and it was just a lane 4 each side.he went to the other lane which earned him insults from some drivers

Foolinlove
. I am soo sorry for what this diabolical person put yhu through..yhu feel the pain raw and it just amazes yhu how yhu coulda been played lyk dat..a million things are running through your mind,a billion emotions that yhure probably feeling a thousand times more intense than normal..buh numbness drowns it all..
Dearie..let it go..it will take tym,buh that fool is not worth an atom of yhur feelings..anything yhu feel for him right now.just let it go...
. I'm not saying it will be easy,buh nothing good comes easy anyways..and those kinda guys,I bet ma right arm that karma watches them in HD,waiting to strike,might nt be now be someday...
Dearie,my sincerest apologies cuz yhur storie touched me so deep it made me sit down and think..i just wanna wish yhu quick recovery cuz emotional truamas are hard to heal....

Dapoxion:
...#hawhawhawhaw.... *brings-out-a-sub-machine-gun-and-a-sawn-off-shotgun*.... I'm ready for you.... #hawhawhawhaw

*drops the gun and looks at yhu with the cutest puppy eyes possible* pls pls pls pls pls tell me na

Dapoxion:
..... lolz.... very funny... very wise..

stop giving those wierd remarks Jo..what is very funny and very wise....as in i am tyred of begging yhu sef...*narrows eyes dramatically* I think this is where I start playing rough *cocks gun and smiles wickedly*

Essmeeh:
Am So Sowi For D Heart Attack Kaseshi, Actually Wen I Check At First It Was Written Dat 'we Ar To Resume By 10th' But Nw Wen I Re-checked Dey Hv Actually Disclaim It. Am Rili Sowi For D Wrong Info Been Posted By Me

no qualms sweetie..for this thread so..we have a lot of reliable sources.... ;Di could remember one post lyk that that said OAU had cancelled our session and that we would resume September..next day I fell sick so I'm kinda expecting somefin lyk this sha..

I FLIPING MADE FTC AGAIN
I DEDICATE THIS FTC TOO.........................

kunlexze:
*narrows eyes suspiciouly* e be like say the guy don bribe you abi?? Or he already promised you some percentage of the money if he wins. .. Better confess now

na ahn..i trust layo..any money she receives..na me and her go chop am...abi layoo no be so

kunlexze:
we just they push am ooo. Urz??

we dey pull ours jawe..

Dapoxion:
.... yeah those designs are computer.... plus.... today is not tomorrow, tomorrow is..... lolz.... tomorrow became today so we have to wait till.... tomorrow is tomorrow.... #lolz

yhu are really wicked..so yhu want to put me of till infinity shebi...comic book guy,I beg yhu in the name of the love yhu have for yhur gf and the love she has for yhu 2,tell me na...why are yhu stingy wif the answer sef....*wailing*

Layooluwa:
Good aftnun everyone. I know all of you love me even though you dont want to accept yet. Please all of you should do something for me, join team Fynest. Support Fynestboi for Mr. Nairaland 2016. Do it for the sake of Layooluwa.

Cc:
Kunlexze
Kaseshi
Dapoxion
Essmeeh
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JSMMuyiwa
Shisui
Greenbuoy
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Exmarte
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Horeofe
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PHgirl
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Kunlexic
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and others!!!
you can start by spreading the good news

its done on ma siggy already..#teamfynest

kunlexze:
ok ma. How are you??

am just there jawe....how yhur side na?

Dapoxion:


*peeps—through—cave—hole* lolz ... That ain't me na... that's not my definition of weird.... ..... going back to my designs.......... and before I leave, I er.... promised to tell u where I got the name tomorrow right.... Hmm .. this is "today"... wait till "tomorrow"..lolz

*treads through the thread and observe through triangular prism* I know i am getting the weirdness more than yhi ......and those designs are computer right? It's cool....YHU PROMISED ME TOMORROW AND TODAY IS ALREADY TOMORROW....COMIC BOOK GUY,ARE YHU THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT GOES BACK ON YHUR WORD

[quote author=kunlexze post=47094421]you won't want to face your little boy na [/ [quote]then don't annoy yhur mummy

horeofe:
i dnt rili knw,bt i knw if we r resumin afta salah den dat means we r nt resumin dis sunday..fils lyk goin bac at d slightest oportunity

mere toooo...i miss school sha

Essmeeh:
It As Been Confirm Frm A Reliable Source Dat All Student Ar Too Resume Bak To Skul By July 10.

For More Info, Visit Oau Peeps

just went to their facebook page and they disclaimed that they said we are resuming on that day....anytym yhu have news,pls put quotation marks around the reliable source....cuz it gives me heart attack

horeofe:
dat afta salah resumption z wat am alxo scared of..it kinda crosd my mind.

when is sallah though?

Layooluwa:

Chai!!! Kunlexze, i swear you wan find trouble ohhh

leave him...i will soon face him

Layooluwa:

loool, am trying to manage the blood of Jesus

do yhu think that God has blood

Good morning everyone and happy new month....may we resume this month in Jesus name......
BTW..i have decided to act lyk comic book guy..yhu know him as dapoxion...so today ill be jumping in and out of this thread and making weird remarks..dapoxion..i know yhu wanted me to swallow poison*tongue out*....yhu eh



*walks backwards into the thread and looks through nose..walks upside down out of the thread*

Comic book guy..i try?

Dapoxion:
.....*whistling*..... peek-a-boo...

how do you want me to beg yhu again ehn?