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 Jokes Etc / Hahahahaha Start This New Month With Laughter, Must Read Joke by Kasieze(m): 10:46am On Dec 01, 2014 |
A Gorvernor was in the church for Thanksgiving. The topic of the sermon was "repentance". . After the sermon, Pastor #Praise asked the congregation "is there anybody here that want to give his/her life to christ? Lift your hand let me pray for you". . But Nobody responded. After about three calls, The Governor mounted the alter and made a statement. "IF YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST, PLEASE LIFT YOUR HAND LET THE PASTOR PRAY FOR YOU. COS WE WANT GOOD CITIZENS IN THIS STATE." . A young boy lifted up his hand reluctantly and the Governor asked his personal assistant to give the boy $50,000. . The Governor repeated thesame statement again, And this time around................. http://www..com/ view_joke.php?id=424 continue |
| Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday Davido! by Kasieze(m): 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Happy birthday Akpos and his best friend Kome writing exam Akpos and his best friend Kome sat in the exam room to write their final exams. Kome had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them in the exam room. INVIGILATOR : 10 mins more… AKPOS : Kome, are you done with the theory? KOME : Yes, but I am now doing the objectives. AKPOS : Ok then pass the theory to me, for me to copy because I have not done anything. KOME : Is that so? Ok take it and copy because time is not on our side. AKPOS : Thanks INVIGILATOR : Get ready to stop work……................. http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=381 |
| Politics / Re: Photos From President Jonathan's Birthday Celebration This Morning. by Kasieze(m): 4:33pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
how akpos eat without paying A Man Akpos walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat. He finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager. Manager: Sir, what's the problem?. Akpos: The meat you people gave me is very hard. Manager: But sir our meats are well cooked. There is no way it will be hard. Akpos: Okay. Eat it yourself and tell me how it is. Manager: [Eating the meat] But sir ................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=380 click to continue |
| Jokes Etc / How Akpos Eat Without Paying by Kasieze(m): 4:19pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
how akpos eat without paying A Man Akpos walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat. He finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager. Manager: Sir, what's the problem?. Akpos: The meat you people gave me is very hard. Manager: But sir our meats are well cooked. There is no way it will be hard. Akpos: Okay. Eat it yourself and tell me how it is. Manager: [Eating the meat] But sir ................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=380 click to continue |
| Jokes Etc / Akpos Again!!!!!!! Check Out by Kasieze(m): 9:27am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Akpos and his friends Akpos and his two friends went to China for vacation. Since they were new at the place, they had to stay in a hotel. They ended up being on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the elevator is shut down. The next day, they rented a car and explored the city. They enjoyed themselves and arrived at the hotel past midnight. The elevators had been shut down. There was no other way to get to their room than to take the stairs all the way to the 60th floor. The first friend said; for the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes to keep us going. (pointing to the second friend) you'll say wise stories for the next 20 floors, and (pointing to Akpos) you will cover the final 20 floors with sad stories. They started telling jokes. With lots of laughter and joy, they reached the 20th floor. The second friend started telling stories full of wisdom. They had learnt a lot on reaching the 40th floor. Now it was time for sad stories. Akpos said............................ http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=366 continue |
| Jokes Etc / Is Love Making Pleasure Or Work? by Kasieze(m): 9:05am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Is love making pleasure or work? Find out what akpos said When akpos was a house boy in a house in Warri, his oga and his wife argued one day. Wife: Love making is pleasure! Oga: Love making is work Wife: Love making is pleasure. Oga: I don't blame you, you don't know what men are passing through. Wife: All I know is that love making is pleasure, whether you like it or not. With this, the argument continued. Oga decided to call Akpos to hear his own side of what they were arguing about. Oga: Erm, Akpos! He called. Akpos: Yes Oga! Akpos answered. Oga: Is love making pleasure, or work?...................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=367 |
| Literature / Re: Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And Bus Conductor by Kasieze(m): 9:03am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Is love making pleasure or work? Find out what akpos said When akpos was a house boy in a house in Warri, his oga and his wife argued one day. Wife: Love making is pleasure! Oga: Love making is work Wife: Love making is pleasure. Oga: I don't blame you, you don't know what men are passing through. Wife: All I know is that love making is pleasure, whether you like it or not. With this, the argument continued. Oga decided to call Akpos to hear his own side of what they were arguing about. Oga: Erm, Akpos! He called. Akpos: Yes Oga! Akpos answered. Oga: Is love making pleasure, or work?...................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=367 |
| Jokes Etc / Unbelievable! Read And Laugh by Kasieze(m): 8:44pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
An igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man were kidnapped by the cannibals in the forest when they went for hunting. The head of the cannibal now said time them. " My dear friends, if You really want to save ur lives, go into the forest and bring any fruit u see time me then I'll Let u go. The 3 men went deep into d forest in search of Fruits. the first person to find a fruit was an Hausa man. He found a coconut fruit. He brought it to the head of the cannibal then the man said to him. " You have passed the first text, now the second text is... if You can swallow dis coconut easily with out frowning Or making any kind of noise then I'll Let u go, But whereby u can't, we'll kill u and use ur flesh for celebration. The Hausa man tried to swallow d coconut But couldn't, immediately Dey killed him. The second person to arrive is An igbo man. He found 10 strawberry fruit. the head of d cannibal told him exactly Wat he told the Hausa man. As the igbo man started swallowing, he had swallowed 8 out of 10 then suddenly he shouted ." haaaaaa see die " then immediately Dey killed him. then suddenly the Hausa man and the igbo man met in the spirit world, dis is the Conversation between dem. .HAUSA MAN: ............... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=359 |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why A First Class Graduate Might Not Get A Job? by Kasieze(m): 8:36pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table having dinner with her dad, cellphone rings, dad said excuse and went outside and talked for a few minutes, comes back and continues his meal, 3yr old said dad i have something 2 tell u, dad slap her n yelled… how many tymes i tell u not 2 talk while eating? ten mins later dinner finished dad ask…what were u saying? 3yr old said, while u were on the phone….... .www..com/view_joke.php?id=360 |
| Jokes Etc / 3yr Old Girl Having Dinner With His Dad by Kasieze(m): 8:29pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table having dinner with her dad, cellphone rings, dad said excuse and went outside and talked for a few minutes, comes back and continues his meal, 3yr old said dad i have something 2 tell u, dad slap her n yelled… how many tymes i tell u not 2 talk while eating? ten mins later dinner finished dad ask… what were u saying? 3yr old said, while u were on the phone….... .www..com/ view_joke.php?id=360 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Dont: Just Dont Read This by Kasieze(m): 11:47am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Akpos enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up. During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar? Akpos replied, "I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said SUGAR FREE. One word for Akpos...... lol Visit our website www..com or like our facebook page www.facebook.com/ for more interesting jokes |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Kasieze(m): 11:45am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Akpos enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up. During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar? Akpos replied, "I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said SUGAR FREE. One word for Akpos...... lol Visit our website www..com or like our facebook page www.facebook.com/ for more interesting jokes 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Akpos Caught Stealing In A Supermarket. Hahahaha by Kasieze(m): 11:43am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Akpos enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up. During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar? Akpos replied, "I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said SUGAR FREE. One word for Akpos...... lol Visit our website www..com or like our facebook page www.facebook.com/ for more interesting jokes 1 Like 1 Share |
| Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Kasieze(m): 11:24am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then >>>>>>>>> http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=345. Click to Continue |
| Jokes Etc / Igbo, Yoruba And Chinese Man In A Resturant by Kasieze(m): 11:23am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then >>>>>>>>> http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=345. Click to Continue |
| Romance / Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Kasieze(m): 11:10am On Nov 15, 2014 |
can I kiss u Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell ................. http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=346 |
| Romance / Re: She Likes Me, But Said "She Can't Date Me" by Kasieze(m): 11:10am On Nov 15, 2014 |
can I kiss u Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell ................. http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=346 |
| Romance / Re: Help! Girls That Like Me More Than I Do by Kasieze(m): 11:09am On Nov 15, 2014 |
can I kiss u Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell ................. http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=346 |
| Education / The Desert by Kasieze(m): 11:07am On Nov 15, 2014 |
the Desert Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry: MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum. MOTHER: What were you taught in school today? AKPOS: Agriculture. MOTHER: Which topic? AKPOS: The Desert! MOTHER: What is a desert? AKPOS: A desert is a barren area of land where plants or grasses hardly grow on. MOTHER: Good boy. Give an example? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=350 |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by Kasieze(m): 11:06am On Nov 15, 2014 |
the Desert Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry: MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum. MOTHER: What were you taught in school today? AKPOS: Agriculture. MOTHER: Which topic? AKPOS: The Desert! MOTHER: What is a desert? AKPOS: A desert is a barren area of land where plants or grasses hardly grow on. MOTHER: Good boy. Give an example? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=350 |
| Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Releases Family Pics With Husband, Daughter & New Born Son by Kasieze(m): 11:04am On Nov 15, 2014 |
the Desert Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry: MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum. MOTHER: What were you taught in school today? AKPOS: Agriculture. MOTHER: Which topic? AKPOS: The Desert! MOTHER: What is a desert? AKPOS: A desert is a barren area of land where plants or grasses hardly grow on. MOTHER: Good boy. Give an example? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=350 |
| Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Like Getting Their Ears Kissed? by Kasieze(m): 11:04am On Nov 15, 2014 |
the Desert Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry: MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum. MOTHER: What were you taught in school today? AKPOS: Agriculture. MOTHER: Which topic? AKPOS: The Desert! MOTHER: What is a desert? AKPOS: A desert is a barren area of land where plants or grasses hardly grow on. MOTHER: Good boy. Give an example? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=350 |
| Politics / Re: Should Jonathan Have Declared His Presidential Ambition Despite The Bomb Blast? by Kasieze(m): 7:58am On Nov 12, 2014 |
unexpected Visit [Rings] SON: Hello Mummy? MUM: I'm Coming to your school today. SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school! MUM: I've passed your gate. SON: You've passed the school's gates? Jesus! They are fighting in front of my hostel. It's a serious fight! MUM:............. .com/ view_joke.php?id=332 |
| Celebrities / Re: See Davido Back Then In Secondary School (+PICS) by Kasieze(m): 7:57am On Nov 12, 2014 |
unexpected Visit [Rings] SON: Hello Mummy? MUM: I'm Coming to your school today. SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school! MUM: I've passed your gate. SON: You've passed the school's gates? Jesus! They are fighting in front of my hostel. It's a serious fight! MUM:............. .com/ view_joke.php?id=332 |
| Religion / How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030 by Kasieze(m): 9:09pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held................................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=331 continue |
| Romance / Re: My Galfrnd S Childish by Kasieze(m): 9:09pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held................................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=331 continue |
| Jokes Etc / How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030 by Kasieze(m): 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held................................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=331 continue |
| Politics / Re: LIVE UPDATES: President Jonathan Declares Today by Kasieze(m): 8:49pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held................................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=331 continue |
| Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Indifferent About Marriage (Photos) by Kasieze(m): 8:49pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held................................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=331 continue |
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