that's how precious Mr president is to northerners

all I smell here is gayism,oya go buy Vaseline for dat aboki shop make I rubb una for nyash bastards. nairalanders will one dy show us pixz of them doing itModerators make una no vex me oh

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. 2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. 3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office. 4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face. 5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent. 6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman. 7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again. 8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely. 9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. 10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along. 11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much. 12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too. 13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches. 14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man? 15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part. 16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige. 17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag. 18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother. 19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays. 20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us. 21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours. 22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too. 23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

LEvuls:
Umu-ikenga Daalu nu oh



I can bet the snake wasn't killed by this OP

of what profit will it be to me if I don't kill a snake and I said I killed it,I just use this medium to thank God nd to pass across information to my fellow ikengas on nairaland to take pre caution.

Oyind17:
You killed that snake alone or someone helped you?

I was helped by two other friends

Follow nairalanders join me in thanking God,yesterday night I was on my way to night class in my school abia state uni(Absu) when I saw this big snake coming towards me, please to my follow Ikengas and ikengresess in the house try and be using your torch lights while going about in absu at night.

cupidFlint:
FALSE!!! How can you rank Imo State University (an over standard secondary school) above Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike and Abia State University, Uturu. You better recheck your statistics.

[color=#990000][/color]guy I fear a whole ABSU na him IMSU wan be glorified secondary sch beta pass Na wash

Well my skul was beta dan 20skulz so we still try Great Abia state uni,great humssa,great concensus

Burger01:
Oga Jo' when election was rigged in your favour you didn't talk. Rigged or not, it's time to go!

FeBuhari 2015..

Nd I believe u knw dis would nt be an exception cos dis wil also be riGGED tankz for ur undastandin

Sheggy13:

He was the Head of state of Nigeria, not Daura so u don't expect him to focus solely on Daura and ignore other parts of the country. Go across the country to ask for what he did. You should instead be praising him as a selfless person. Moreso, the people of Daura ain't complaining. So what's your stress?

it a lie dauraians are complainin cos he only built daura motel wia daura gals are been f**ked nd d prison behind d G hospital dat is d only tin he did in daura

Bt atleast u are der nw nd u also saved 950 from dat of d road transport,am hapi for u oh

Buhari lossin since 2003

Abia in boundage since d ORJI's came into power

Oziddy:
i pray he wins too, but som1 just scared me here

Don't mind dat thief orji thug

abbakacici:
Abia : Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu

SOURCE pls??

nmcmonday:
Wats really going on in abia state nw? I heard UCHE OGA(master energy) is on top!!! I nid an update plzzzzz

I just wish it's true USO al d way

Pls who won dat of katsina,kano, nd kaduna respectively

Updatin 4rm daura d whole tin has stoped as every1 is goin 2 his normal activities but we are tryin 2 believe dis arm robbers/bh cos dy robbed d hole 4 banks in daura nd burnin d 2 police stations picx later b4 army go shot my phone comot 4 my hand

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Dis decbemer in d villa i lost mah phone nd a man picked it as i called nd ask me mah fadas name hole nd behold he brought d phone 2 mah house

Honestly ur mum is a gud woman mah own mum beat d hell out of mah elda sis 3days 2 her weddin

Wit mah bus drivin mah passengers 2 market 1 cold mornin i told dem i want 2 sleep but dy refuse dy want 2 be in d market b4 i knw it dy started story so dat i dont sleep we were gistin in a twinkin of an eye i slept off an ran into a car b4 1 of dem tapped me nd i woke up it was a nervous experience learn nt 2 be hurry nd gistin cant stop u 4rm sleepin 10 mins sleep is ok nd u are fyn

I declare mah self fit 4 eze ndi igbo1 na 60/40 tins

Day1 nt 2 hard day2 nt dat hard day3 hard day4 dont even knw u fasted d tym rush bt 2day i eat anything dat cums mah way so 2moro may b hard bt askin d grace of God last year i did 38 bt dis i pray dat God will give me strength 2 ave a complete lent 40/40 6-6

Beautiful onyinye by psquare

Observin my fastin nd d ash on my 4head God give me strength last year i did 38 bt by God's grace na 40tins