yankison:
God i am not feeling too good now . the portal is telling me Sorry, there is no more available state slot for deployment

What do i do

Gentlelord:

Dey There make Patience Jonathan pant dey wear u, We are coming out firing with All our Guns
*whispers* but na those hunting gun wey dey use Powder and you gat load am for 10mins b4 shooting we get sha.

itzwizzle:
1 day to end of registration


4 days to printing of CALLUP Letter


9 days to CAMPING

Cc
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient, andrewtosin
Retroshawty, pluviophile,
Tunnyz7', mycodon,
Rexling, pinkyruledworld,
Apreel, potatosalad,
GhettoG1, svelte98,
Sadiq3051, whiteraven,
Gee001, junki04,
Robynwelo1, edithspecials,
Christ1stlove, emcee6,
Jodababa, justcallmenuel
Jiggernappy, emcee6
Wintersnow, Rinsola32,
Krisgift, royalsleek,
Funtan, yinkhar,
Robynwelo, bonblanc,
BamBella, exeazy,
Ken24 pls always remember this moniker.
Abeg,I don see many s/o's buh Una no dey add my name..I no say d moniker small but Mk Una js try..Una well done

Et al

oluwaVaz:
Ndewo.... If u check ur change course and u see mobilised that means u are among stream one, while if it shows pending my dear wait for stream 2

Emcee6:

Dis is how you are meant to look in camp @ Admin199. Take note. See d cap (official NySC cap) n d sneakers (pure white)

Mustack:
mean while phase 2 of camp preparation continues

RoyalSleek:



Ready to obey the clarion call.

Warming up... My platoon is gonna be lucky to have a Ronaldo in their football team. ( Ogun or AkwaIbom)

Baze1:


Yes you are. Just an injection that will take few seconds and that's all.

gunners160:
kan u pls p.m me or send me ur mail so dat i kan give u d details u want. i dnt want 2 share it here becos i dnt knw who is who and dnt want 2 implicate anybdy or shuld i gv u d name of d hospital? if yes,go to Nyanya general hospital ask around nd u wil b directd 2 so nd so person;u wil b told 2 hang around and in d next 30mins to 20mins u get it. pls dnt pay more dan 2k

Mexyz:
BREAKING NEWS.......... NYSC SUSPEND 2017 ORIENTATION EXERCISE DUE TO NON PASSAGE OF 2017 BUDGET BY THE SENATE

The national youth service corps, (NYSC) has suspended the proposed NYSC orientation camp scheduled to commence on the 23rd of May 2017 indefinitely.
According to the news agency of Nigeria, NAN, this was disclosed in a statement by the NYSC director of press and public relations Mrs. Abosede Aderibigbe in Abuja yesterday during a press briefing by the NYSC ahead of the preparation to the 2017 orientation course which she attributed to the non availability of funds occasioned by the non passage of the 2017 appropriation bill which also contains the budget of the NYSC for the 2017 mobilization exercise. She stressed that a new date will be communicated to all prospective corps members in due course when the federal executive council ( FEC ) and the national Assembly resolved the lingering issues bothering on the effective passage and implementation of the 2017 budget.
She however, stressed that the NYSC will do anything within her powers to ensure a successful orientation course in the shortest possible time as talks is currently ongoing with the various arms of government and relevant stakeholders concerned and urge all PCMs to remain calm as NYSC is on top of the issue and will communicate a new date to all PCMs for the orientation course.
Meanwhile, all effort to reach the director general of NYSC, Brig. Gen. Suleiman Kazaure at press time prove abortive as all calls placed across his phone were not picked nor returned at press time. Vanguard gathered
It was at this point, I woke up all to discovered that I was DREAMING all along. Lolzzz
Abeg I dey LAGOS If you vex well well, carry your canvass when you don buy in preparations for camp take stone me. I go gladly take am
Good evening fellow PCMs.

silkytouch:

My brother, how i go take send am for u na?

PotatoSalad:
Just got my medical fitness certificate for 600 naira after weeks of laziness. I hate this NYSC stuff mehn lol.
Btw davido graduated in 2014, why didn't he serve? abi na favoritism full NYSC
smh

Yameater:


Mehhhh i never knew NL is filled with small boys and girls who can't buy an Apple products like my black iPhone 7 128 GB. Na wa oooo

ElPhenomenal:
King

silkytouch:
Here.

Rayhandrinni:
of 7000 ppl who are gonn post here
theres gonn be just

100 microsoft lords

6,500 android twatts

400 Apple muggs

Dare to be different?

To dare is to do

gunners160:
let me volunteer myself 2 help ma fellow corpers. if u stay at MInna i kan help u get d medic fitness cert 4 500. those in abuja,i kan get it 4 u at 2000.i no add anythng 2 any of d payment ma own is 2 guide. . . . oya,lets go camping

nobsalis:




its popular in nyanya.... If u are in d city just stop any bike man and tell him to take u to Nyanya General Hospital. And thank me later.

ifemi25:
saw this on a group but I don't know how true it is

Hayormeah:
I just gone a message from nysc showing my call up no. Who else did?

Kelz22:



I think that's right cause as early as 8:30 am this morning that I did mine the payment part wasn't really functioning that's why I'm waiting till tonight or tomorrow morning

Admin199:
Printing of green card is now giving issues oo
Saying payment not yet made whereas payment have been made
Anybody experiencing same?
Could it be from NYSC?
Friends dey on my neck now

udosam:
I can not see where I will start. I am only seeing log in, please my people where is the registration button.

Robynwelo1:


ehn?


This has to be a joke!

Robynwelo1:


why were you unable to choose Abuja. Is it filled up? did you school there? State of Origin? did you fill it as state you've visited?