Stephxoblessed:
so u wanna break up with me?

u're a perfect woman naaaw.. No man in his right senses will break up with u naaaw.. Abi, ur man dey do anyhow? We could switch oooo...

vizboy:
her matter just tire me,

i meet the babe for sch we dey the same deprt.

i been one use gentle man style for her nai she carry me drop for brotherzone as she fine out say we be same local government but different village.

she dey kiss me, dey even romance me join but no they let me reach promise land and they even call me her brother on top.

i don warn the babe tire,everybody for my class think say we dey date so because of that other babe dey back down for me.


i tell her on sunday say i don tire say i wan move on she dey tell me say no be like that.


her matter just scatter my head.

oya, report her case to the dean of fuckology here.. Thank me later..

https://www.nairaland.com/1553594/improve-dating-game-here-see

vizboy:


I still dey learn


even my new catch Don brother zone me

chai.. Yarn me as the matter be maybe i fit help u bro.. U fit later put am for fucking dumping zone.. U no believe? Yarn me as d matter be..

vizboy:
cut off all means of communication. For some months and she would understand


that is what I normally do

badt boy.. Vizboy breaking their pussies and breaking their heart and peacefully,trickishly yarning dem d koko since 5000AD.

I feel u bro..

quivah:
through the gate man ..

oga , madam say make I no open gate for you :p

hhahahhaha.. So, that means person shouldnt think of face me i face u house.. Person must to by force by fire get money to get a gate house cos of this... Noted..
Thanks..

Rityben:
Stop picking calls or replying message. If u manage to pick, claim u r busy. if he/she talks get angry accuse him /her of being insenstive. Only the person go tire park well. Den after awhile try to reconcile with the grounds that "u were not patient". Maybe the friendship can ve saved. No guarantee sha

nice one.. Thanks for this ma..

Pierro2k1:
@Kennyman;who told u PDP is dead in Rivers State?Wike did his home work.Before the primaries,Wike toured all the 23 LGA's in the state.Which of Aspirant embarked such tours to woo delegates?bt Wike Did so and the results are evidence.
Wike for Bricks House 2015

bro, i never said soooo.. Its the poster below me that said soo... Am even happy for him oooooooo.. I never said so.. Na him i dey support oooooo... Congrats bro..

Maamin:
'Otapyapya' (in my ex 5alive) that's my very simple way to end a relationship Peacefully.

*works out of the door*

Hahahha.. Then, u must also be peacefully enjoying life in kirikiri now bro.. Are u allowed to nairaland in kirikiri?

Yes.. With 1083 votes..

wike is the winnner... 1083votes...

major466:
There's no peaceful way to end a relationship without hurts. Even if it doesn't hurt you, it will hurt the other partner. Either way, one person will always get hurt.

bro, i pray we get more contributions on this thread.. There're peaceful ways to end a relationship bro..

Rapsainot:
you ought to have known if a relationship will work at the first sight.. Giving reasons that a relationship can't work after getting involved is lame and ridiculous

giving reasons why relationship cant work after getting involved is lame and ridiculous??
Then, why are cases of break ups on nairaland here and there? Even, our so called celebrities. Are u saying they dont knw what they're doing? Due to the inherent behaviour of human being which makes human being unpredictable my brother coupled with cultural differences etc which u thought would never be a problem which made it impossible for u to ever get urself prepared for break up. Hence, u're unable to knw frm the onset. U cant even see any greenlight of such. Ur peaceful way out is what we're talking about.

Tallesty1:
It is gonna hurt no matter how you do it but using silly excuses will worsen it.

but, have heard people saying ''each one of us parted ways peacefully'' how're they able to achieve that?

The only way i know is finding fault in a partner and using that as an excuse.

Talking to eachother and giving reasons why the relationship cant work to the other doesnt always work.

There're some stubborn partners that wont take whatever reason as a point to consider for break up. They're fucking in love!

But, i believe and see cases where using an excuse doesnt always end well. End well i meant here is that a partner/each partner having misunderstanding thereafter.

Misunderstandings leading to threats,violence and bad attitudes towards eachother etc.

There're still some other ways. Ways that you wont have problem being friendly towards eachother after the break up, ways that u can easily embrace eachother when u stumble on eachother in future and not keeping malice and wishing bad for eachother when u stumble on eachother in future.. What're the ways?

Or what strategy did u use in breaking up with ur ex peacefully?

Lets learn!

Tbliss12:


Bros remove that email address to avoid problems of SCAMMERS!!!

u have quoted him already.. So, he cant do that again.. U shouldnt have quoted him..

oevenme:
Is it true that customs clearance as increased to #400/ kg?

who told you that?

omotalkie:
Fellow nairalanders, I am a nursing mother who just put o birth about one week now. I want to share my husband's experience with men of the Nigerian police mile1 portharcourt on friday evening, and also implore nairalanders to re-broadcast till it reach the ogas' at the top so that this height of injustice be stopped.
It was 8:30pm my huby hasn't returned home from work (unlike him) and we've already talked around7pm he told me was tidying up work at the office and will be home soon, and I told him to buy our 2yr old daughter's food when coming.
Note: he has his PGDE exams at hand now.
When it was 8:30pm I called his number but he wasnt answering, 9pm the same thing, I became worried cos he told me he was coming home soon. I waited and waited no way. 10pm I called again he picked and said he'll call back in 2minutes, two minutes turned one hour (11pm). at 11:05 he called and told me he was arrested by the police and I was like- what? How?? He said his car broke down at Sangana street when he went to buy our daughter's food, in the process, policemen drove into d street with a bus, arresting anybody they could lay their hands on about fourty(40) people(both men and women). On reaching the station, they all asked what their offence was and the response they got was dat it was an order by the DPO TO ARREST ANYBODY. (DPO WHY?) I called my parents inlaw to inform them. I wanted to go to the station but my mother inlaw adviced I remain at home dat they'll go instead. I wasnt myself all through the night. they refused to release anybody dat night. The following morning being saturday, my huby was released with bail of 10,000 (for no reason), he came home looking all messed up(a married man with two kids), and he had exams to write both morning and afternoon paper. he didnt sleep all thru the night, he didnt read for his exams, he had to rush up his bath and rush to the exam venue unprepared.
I was told its the normal routine every december to arrest people at random, so dat they can fetch their xmas money from there. But how can NPF be dis wicked? I thought they are called to protect lives and properties, but instead, the reverse is the case. I implore that RVSG should look into dis trend NPF call "normal" and curb it, instead of using it to extort innocent citizens of their hard earned money.

go to their twitter page and facebook page to complain.. That would also help.

kristina1:
9 al the way!

Let me complete it for you... Complicated and keeping the damn thing FRESH

tobiboss:
bt i later ynash her a couple of times after they broke, wat can i say? i aint blind

badt boy... Hoes everywhere.. SMH

Take heart ma. May God be with you and your children and also be there for you at all times.


Accept my sympathy ma.

STILL AVAILABLE TO SERVE YOU BETTER. HAPPY SUNDAY!

Hmmmm.. just wondering how fast we've entered the world of

''If you dont show your cleavage, nobody noticed your presence''

KelvinGraphics:


Check back.

I dropped an alternate.

Thanks

sent u msg there already. Check.

ogeoflyf:


Nna make e dey fresh dey go.. the fresher the better.

Hmmmm.. But, oyinbo say ''too much of everything is bad''

Are u igbo?

ogeoflyf:



Hahahaha. . Amen o, that is until this ur proverbial "am" u r referring to comes into d picture. Until then, i'll keep enjoying my positions n receiving fresh air left, right, n centre.

ohhh my God!!! U meant those things have been recieving fresh air and not emitting nice moan since all this days.. Mheen.. Those things must have over freshed ooo.. That should be a concern oo or do u think its health-wise?

Lordabas:





Maybe that is her destiny

bro, u harsh oooo... Dem done say ''marriage is overrated'' so, if she gets married.. She just want to see how it looks like..

eyeon:
Mine is not here, honestly...

That means u bedwet.. Automatically, u sleep like a bedwetter.. Just my suggestion oooo cos its only bedwetter style that isnt there..

ogeoflyf:


. U funny. Every night I use 2.

if na true.. The spirit wey go make am think say the place no swt again no go see u na file oooo...

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i dey tell u my sister.. Enjoy ur thing joor..
Meanwhile, make i give u this link dey use dey top am and learn taking it to a new level..

https://www.nairaland.com/2022402/fell-tio-cunnil-ngu.s-a-taboo

thank me later..

Janet101:
7

wetin happen? Na so the guy offend u reach.. Abeg, free the damn thing and start emulating 2,1 and 4 jaree.. Let the damn thing be overhauled jooor

SugaryBelle:
Number 3 and 4,but number 4 is the sweetest.

i gbadun u jooor.. Atleast, u're honest.. Most ladies here arent honest joor make we no dey use one kind eye dey see them and we no send anybody..

cutieberie1:
3 nd 7

chai.. The guy go done suffer.. Abeg, pity the guy small and start using 2,4 and 1..