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Nairaland / General / Re: Don't Lie, Choose Your Position by kennyman20(m): 8:55pm On Dec 05, 2014
ogeoflyf:
2,3 and 7.

Who uses sleeping position one. grin grin. Na yoga?? grin

u use 7 and 3 when u dont wanna give it to him.. While u use 2 whenever u want to give it to him.. How often do u use 2 is what i wanna ask..
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 8:34pm On Dec 05, 2014
veave:



you just lost me brov... undecided we are no more on same page lipsrsealed

okay.. Which page do u want us to be oo.. I assume u've the control now.. Tell me which page
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 8:09pm On Dec 05, 2014
kayciano:
IF only MEN can have UTERUS...and be engineered for the task.

WOMEN make it look as if it's a big deal.
D issue is dat there are so many interplays dat lead to conception with consequent parturition and delivery.
GOD has designed women, for that task naturally. Of which MEN can't undertake such.
AFTER all, who asked you folks to eat the APPLE.
WERE u under duress/gunpoint when u ate the APPLE..?
Dats due to excessive LOVE for material things.

Hmmmmm.. What if they didnt eat the APPLE?
Education / Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by kennyman20(m): 7:55pm On Dec 05, 2014
KelvinGraphics:


Seen and replied sir.

Good evening

Check your mail sir.. replied
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 7:27pm On Dec 05, 2014
veave:



good one cheesy

Hmmmmm... Good one.. But, all my life.. Have never seen any trouble thats a good one.. Ohhh, u mean that trouble thats been done in a hidden place btw two people cos i know its only that trouble that always have a good ending.. Oya, make i PM u maybe u're shy to say it here.. What do u say?
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 6:44pm On Dec 05, 2014
veave:



I no dey form o. Just that i dey a bit troublesome embarassed

which kind of trouble are we talking abt here oo?? Just curious
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 6:17pm On Dec 05, 2014
veave:




AMIN! AMIN! AMIN! NI ORUKO JESU!!! grin grin grin

hahahaha.. this kind three AMIN! i fear ooo.. One AMIN is okay naaaw.. Ohhh, okay.. One AMIN is for husband to come, another one is for not just a husband but a caring one, the last one is for not just a caring one but also responsible one.. Okay ooooo..

Seems, u're a mountain of fire member cos na them dey shout 20 AMIN for one prayer point..

No wahala sha.. Just be careful of how u shout AMIN cos of ur voice cos dollar dont increase and drug done increase too incase u need drug to get ur voice to normal

anyway, there're good guys on nairaland too.. Just that nairaland gals too dey form.. Hope u arent one of them sha?
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by kennyman20(m): 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2014
bestestgirl:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin So many times
infact it still happens sometimes (what's a girl gonna do if the toothpaste has finished and you still haven't found time to go shopping?)

dey use shopping dey lie.. Something wey u fit buy from iya biliki wey dey beside u na Na everything be shopping. Abi, ur curry,thyme,matchstick.. Na shopping u take dey buy that one too? Ohhhh, abi u dey school in france ni?
Education / Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by kennyman20(m): 4:51pm On Dec 05, 2014
KelvinGraphics:

Nope. Not at all

What abt u?

i sent u a pm bro..
Celebrities / Re: D'banj's Landlord Threatens To Evict Him - PM News by kennyman20(m): 4:00pm On Dec 05, 2014
Angelachidinma:
I dnt believe big celebrity iyk him dnt reside in his own huz. It's my 1st tym of commentin on dis forum.

you're welcome to d grt nairaland family. Make sure u dont become a troll..
Business / Re: The American Abracatabra ( Ebay Scam) by kennyman20(m): 3:47pm On Dec 05, 2014
chiboy11:
Am not new to ebay but actualy dis wud b d 1st time I wil b shoping on ebay my self with my Nigeria paypal card.
Nov2 I placed an order for a Wheymilk on ebay which cost me 46$ for everting plus cost of shiping to @ r231 USA addrress @Maryland excluding the cost which r231 wil use in shiping it down to lagos 4me.

I was giving a tracking number by the seller 9405511899561219324932 to track on USPS,behold can u belive this tracking number is still reading package still on its way on USPS till 2day, this is an item thaat is surpose to ve goten to me 2weks afta purchased.

I decided to mail contact USPS for them to clarify me on my item aand behold I waz told this tracking number does not exist,so how come can som1 actualy track this item on their website I ask the lady that replied me and she told me it mite be a bug that they are soory and would work on it.

To cut this story shot I am just seing americans as a more criminal than us,their sense na common 45$ dey steal kiaaa, the guy must be hungry to ve scam me forthat smal money and to my annoyance I ve reported this to ebay but they ve faild to do anyting.

I just decide to share this with any ebay.com shopers incase u come accros dis tracking number on USPS just cancel your transaction dat moment and ask for a refund.

If u know any way som1 like me won't fall for scam on ebay again kindly share abeg,cuse I kno so many of u here buy on dat site. Tnks

u got it wrong bro.. Am an ebay addict..
First thing u need to do before u buy anything on ebay is to check the feedback seller has.. If seller doesnt have upto 1000positive feedbacks.. Dont buy!
Moreover, u can still get ur money back.. He knws u're a novice on ebay, thats why he tried that with u.
Now, login to ur paypal account. U'll see something like ''open dispute'' in the account history box. Oya, open dispute for am and tell paypal what happened.. Give paypal the tracking no and also screenshot all the pages where usps told u that tracking doesnt exist.. Explain everywhere to paypal from A to Z.. Goodluck.
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 2:35pm On Dec 05, 2014
lilmax:
And this is why women are different from men

Hmmmmmm.. Are u sure? Can men breastfeed?
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 12:33pm On Dec 05, 2014
kayciano:
Its a lady's BIRTHRIGHT to yield kids after kopulation...BECAUSE her body has been ENGINEERED for it..
Unlike MEN whose body have been engineered to WORK HARD and sustain Family psychologically.

So it's no BIG DEAL....
AFTER all ,ALL FEMALE MAMMALS and creatures pass through LABOUR..

oga mi, make we dey praise them small small abeg.. U neva marry abi.. No worry.. When u marry and she dey labour room wey u dey outside dey await that goodnews.. U go sabi how he dey be..

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Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 12:32pm On Dec 05, 2014
andromida:
For this i feel men should pay women. smiley

Awesome (((((((us)))))).

nooo.. No carry am reach that level ooo.. Make u na no dey start dey misbehave ooo.. The caring and pampering is enough for u na ooo.
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 12:30pm On Dec 05, 2014
Purity1:
the prayer na for all abi only her?

shey u neva see ur own caring husband ni abi wetin u dey look for again.. Let person wey never see recieve her blessings naaaw..
Family / Re: Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 11:53am On Dec 05, 2014
veave:
If u wan pray for us, you pray well make i collect my own... not talk jazz join am jare...

Oya, no vex.. God go give you husband wey go cherish and care for u ooo.. The enemy of peaceful home no go see u na file ooo...

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Family / Ladies! Shey Na Wetin U Na Dey Pass Through Be This? God Bless My Mother Ooooo by kennyman20(m): 10:35am On Dec 05, 2014
If na wetin u na dey pass through be this.. May God help all of u na with husband wey go think of this only labour pain and pamper u na till death oooo !!! but, u na too dey Bleep up.. u na go dey na husband house, u na go still dey do olosho and exhibiting unpleasant behaviours.

May God help u na with better husbands sha ooo..


God bless my own mother oo and may God spare her life for her to reap the fruit of her labour oooo!!!

Question: Men, with this would you still lay your hands on your woman or be that irresponsible,uncaring husband?

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Romance / Re: Am I Overthinking Things: Is He Just Being Friendly? by kennyman20(m): 11:09pm On Dec 03, 2014
NaNaYaaah:

Yea..im a student smiley

op, am sure they must have also lectured u in church to dress like an old woman so as to avoid men falling in love with u till when u're ready but you refused to give ears to that sermon cos u see how harmful it'll be for you.

Op, use that sytle too to ignore the lecture of holy distance and do ur thing with ur guy.. Op, i swear down! Ask ur pastor how he met his wife.. Op, when u go to church.. U'll be taught all manner of things but na u go use ur frnd take d one wey suit u and ignore the one wey no suit u.. Op, imagine ur pastor asking u to bring all ur salary for the next six months say God needs it.. Be honest.. Would u give it to him? What am trying to tell u is to use ur brain

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Romance / Re: Am I Overthinking Things: Is He Just Being Friendly? by kennyman20(m): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2014
op.. U can lie ooo.. Say something else joor.. Abi, u done maga the guy.. Check op picture.. Is that dressing of urs holy enough to be doing holy distance?

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Romance / Re: Am I Overthinking Things: Is He Just Being Friendly? by kennyman20(m): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2014
The name of the church is holy distance before marriage and lust avoidance evangelical mission

I knw that church wella.. Op, are u not the gal that interpreted last sunday?

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Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by kennyman20(m): 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2014
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Business / Re: Do It Yourself - Alibaba Version by kennyman20(m): 9:25pm On Dec 01, 2014
holyemmyjoe:
Pls I want to import customized wristband for a client but the seller said I should pay mould fee and I dont understand what she mean by mould fee. Pls help.
Family / The Month Of Happiness Is Here! Happy New Month! by kennyman20(m): 4:36am On Dec 01, 2014
The New Month of happiness has arrived, Get ready to gather all the treasure of blessings. May this new month be more successful.

I pray this month brings more
inspiration,joy,promotions,sound health and all the good things of life into everyone's life. Happy new month.
Technology Market / Re: Mayorall Enterprise : Pre-order Your Goods From Aliexpress/alibaba/ebay by kennyman20(m): 3:16pm On Nov 29, 2014
holuphisayor:

ok.....so how do we start?


Make payment into our access bank account sir..

Account name : Ali Mayowa
Account number : 0689117233. Access bank
Technology Market / Re: Mayorall Enterprise : Pre-order Your Goods From Aliexpress/alibaba/ebay by kennyman20(m): 1:36pm On Nov 29, 2014
holuphisayor:

wat abt lagos,ikorodu to be precise and pls put estimated days. thanks

ikorodu is #1500 sir.. Delivery duration is 24hrs after item leaves our china agent office.
Technology Market / Re: Mayorall Enterprise : Pre-order Your Goods From Aliexpress/alibaba/ebay by kennyman20(m): 9:20am On Nov 29, 2014
holuphisayor:
how much will it cost to get this product to ibadan
www.m.aliexpress.com/item/1749825874.html?tracelog=storedetail2mobilesitedetail


Product price: $20
shipping: $15
commission: $6
Total: $31....... #5735
delivery charges to ibadan.. #1500
#5735 + #1500 = #7235
Technology Market / Re: Mayorall Enterprise : Pre-order Your Goods From Aliexpress/alibaba/ebay by kennyman20(m): 8:15am On Nov 28, 2014
harmbhrosz:
http://m.alibaba.com/product/60072419566/New_5_0_inch_MTK6592_1.html


How much will this cost to lagos and help check if the seller is genuine pls

sir, kindly use aliexpress.com
Thanks..
Technology Market / Re: Mayorall Enterprise : Pre-order Your Goods From Aliexpress/alibaba/ebay by kennyman20(m): 6:34pm On Nov 27, 2014
BRIGHTSOLAR:
let have quite if you will purchase this orders for me 50 pieces each with delivery to my office

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/New-Solar-Lamp-with-radio-and_1645157385.html



http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/10w-led-solar-lantern-12v-DC_1929263377.html

sir, kindly provide another link for the first link cos the minimum quantity on that link is 500pcs sir.. Provide another link that has 50pcs minimum quantity sir.

The second link is okay.
Business / Re: Lets Handle Your Cheap And Quality Election Campaign Wristband by kennyman20(m): 8:25pm On Nov 26, 2014
[quote author=Millionjeff post=28366076][/quote]

Check your mail sir.
Family / Re: Help, I Saw Her Hide To Put Funny Substance In His Food Before Giving It To Him! by kennyman20(m): 4:21pm On Nov 26, 2014
op.. Am glad u didnt succeed in trying to help the man. See, next time mind your own business.. Have learnt never to involve myself in marital issues anymore cos of the bad experience i had. Will share with u.

Sometimes back, there's this woman that lives in our house, one of her daughters got married to a tailor and the woman doesnt want the lady to marry this tailor cos of a suitor that had been coming and giving the woman all manner of gifts and money to marry her daughter but this lady loved the tailor so much.

Hence, she insisted that its the tailor she'll marry. God helped her, she got married to the tailor. Two years later, she packed her things frm that tailor house back to her mother's house. We learnt, she's under her mother's spell cos the tailor wasnt giving the mother much money compared to the other suitor.
There's a day, the tailor came to visit her. If you see the way she insulted the guy, even poured water on the guy and these were
two loved birds sometimes ago.

Here's why am coming to. See, u wont believe that this husband and wife still sees eachother outside and even Bleep eachother. With the harsh way the lady treated this guy that we witnessed. We all concluded that they're already seperated.

How did we know that they still see eachother. A concerned neighbour who doesnt like the way their baby was been malnourished met the father and adviced the father to know how to look for ways in getting either money or provisions across to the lady for their baby.
you wont believe the lady and that concerned neighbour had a misunderstanding one fateful day. Its that day the lady told the woman everything she told her husband. At the end of the day, the concerned woman was blamed that she should always mind her own business.

So, even if you succeeded in telling the man. U may regret it cos marital or relationship affairs is difficult to involve oneself in.
Business / Re: Lets Handle Your Cheap And Quality Election Campaign Wristband by kennyman20(m): 8:19am On Nov 26, 2014
Millionjeff:
I need sample of APC And PDP wristbands to show to my prospective clients.so how do we go about it.expecting your reply.

ur email.

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