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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ketekete: 12:44pm On Jun 21, 2015
CREATIVITY.. you call it rubbish. grin
Sapeleb0y:


YES O NA FIGHT....this rubbish made front page. mtchewwwwwwwww
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Lady That Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church by ketekete: 12:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
Thanks grin
sinaj:


it means curiosity kills the cat wink
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Lady That Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church by ketekete: 12:13pm On Jun 21, 2015
meaning? lipsrsealed

sinaj:
kedu ife onya n'ko
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Lady That Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church by ketekete: 12:12pm On Jun 21, 2015
Amen grin grin grin
ShakurM:
grin AMEN and u too
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ketekete: 11:25am On Jun 21, 2015
grin grin grin funny you
zenith4biz:
Cow I throway salute ow, with 150 cow I cornered 150million Nigerians....... Kai Kai Kai kai

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Lady That Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church by ketekete: 11:21am On Jun 21, 2015
grin grin grin grin God forgive you
ShakurM:
Mistaken 4 mammy water abi and she's light and likes water like this....she might be one o angry
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Lady That Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church by ketekete: 10:58am On Jun 21, 2015
Celebrities / Photo Of The Lady That Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church by ketekete: 10:57am On Jun 21, 2015


Story as told by Roxanne Richie on Twitter...


"Lmao I should probably write about the downside of being light skin

I remember one day in church, I was praying, fell under the anointing. Was crying. One lady took it upon herself to beat me. Literally.

I was feeling the painful taps, but I didn't want to open my eyes. When she didn't go away, I looked up. I had to send her away

Like yell at her to get out. Complained to one of the church authorities. After reporting it to her superior, she explained

Apparently, the lady beating me felt that I was crying because I was a mammy water and took it upon herself to beat it out of me.

Brethren, this happened in 2015. "

Learn more: www.ketekete.com
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ketekete: 9:49pm On Jun 20, 2015
Ask google nah

Blizzyblinkzy:
So what should happen?
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ketekete: 9:48pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nah fight?

makzeze:
and so? you jobless OP.

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ketekete: 9:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
President Buhari And His Son In His Farm Today.. grin grin grin

I think our president can speak Cowian (Cow language) cheesy

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Politics / Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ketekete: 9:39pm On Jun 20, 2015

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Celebrities / Re: Osas And Gbenro Set For Their Wedding In Edo (photos) by ketekete: 3:08pm On Jun 20, 2015
Beautiful
Career / Re: Meet Abuja Female Painter Who Fears No Height (photo) by ketekete: 9:26am On Jun 20, 2015
No be small thing oo.. Haha
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyama On Vacation With His Family At An Exotic Resort (Photos) by ketekete: 8:05pm On Jun 19, 2015
Happy family..
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Kcee Buys Palmoil, Foodstuff Along Owerri Expressway by ketekete: 4:32pm On Jun 19, 2015
This guy is just too much.. I love his simple way of life.. Celebrities are also humans like normal people cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: LOL.... Singer Kcee Spotted In Local Market Buying Red Oil (photos) by ketekete: 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2015
[quote author=Eminiballer post=34925926][img]http://2.bp..com/-WgOrerFvmYU/VYQFafHpSZI/AAAAAAAAF5s/A5UfBoVM--8/s1600/kcee.png[/img]

This guy is just too much.. I love his simple way of life
Celebrities / Re: See Photos Of Kcee Buying Palm Oil And Plantain On His Way To Owerri by ketekete: 4:30pm On Jun 19, 2015
I just like this guy and his style.. He is living a simple life... Shows other's that celebrities are also humans... smiley smiley smiley smiley
Crime / Re: Gunmen Abduct CAN Secretary In Ondo by ketekete: 2:57pm On Jun 19, 2015
Cocoa money thing. I hope he is safe and sound.
Family / Re: Woman Drags Boyfriend To Court For Dumping Her After Marriage Promises by ketekete: 1:46pm On Jun 19, 2015
I tire oo.

Fatdon:
Women and their wahala, na by force to marry

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Family / Re: Woman Drags Boyfriend To Court For Dumping Her After Marriage Promises by ketekete: 1:43pm On Jun 19, 2015
Is it now a must to marry anybody that lives with you for more than 1 year?..

I don't support the guys act, but this is not a court case at all..

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Politics / Re: What Saraki Told Obasanjo - Premium Times by ketekete: 1:41pm On Jun 19, 2015
The children of nowadays only run to elders when you have finished making the damage

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Politics / Re: What Saraki Told Obasanjo - Premium Times by ketekete: 1:39pm On Jun 19, 2015
Wait let me grab my pop-corn box...

These people should just focus on moving this country forward, not some stupid secrets meeting here and there... MTCHEWWW

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Crime / Re: Women Stripped At Onitsha Market For Stealing Bales Of Clothes (offensive Pics) by ketekete: 1:21pm On Jun 19, 2015
2 bales of clothes for that matter.. I trust Nigerians with their Jungle justice system.

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Crime / Re: Women Stripped At Onitsha Market For Stealing Bales Of Clothes (offensive Pics) by ketekete: 1:20pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nah wah oo

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Celebrities / Re: Samson Siasia Got Married At The Age Of 17, He Lied About His Football Age by ketekete: 1:15pm On Jun 19, 2015
Do you Support bad habit?

Some Nigerians that claim to be under 17 would in Europe be running around with real under 17 European footballers.. sorry for their heart.

mymadam:


Nah today? Hmmmm
Celebrities / Re: Samson Siasia Got Married At The Age Of 17, He Lied About His Football Age by ketekete: 12:51pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nigerian footballer and their fake ages..

Another photo below.

Celebrities / Samson Siasia Got Married At The Age Of 17, He Lied About His Football Age by ketekete: 12:50pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nigeria's under 23 football team coach and former Super Eagles captain 'Samson Siasia' recently celebrated his 30th wedding anniversary with his wife Eunice. The anniversary that revealed his real age... lolz



The one thing anybody would notice is how long the happy couple have been married, which's written clearly on their anniversary cake. "Sia 1 - Happy 30th Marriage Anniversary".

That leads to the question of How old Samson Siasia really is?

Learn more: http://ketekete.com/samson-siasia-got-married-at-the-age-of-17/
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Turns Adam As His Wife Feeds Him Apple In New Photo by ketekete: 12:47pm On Jun 19, 2015
Lolz.. Am I the only person that noticed it?.. an Apple and couple without clothes.. that's Adam n Eve thing.. lipsrsealed

RaDaZaBaNa:


Op this ur title got be RGG ..Charley boy turns Adam.lol
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Turns Adam As His Wife Feeds Him Apple In New Photo by ketekete: 9:49am On Jun 19, 2015
Sure, how much is a plot of land in Ikoyi, next to Oba Onikoyi of Ikoyi land' house?

Rounakid:
exactly u care for any plot?

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Turns Adam As His Wife Feeds Him Apple In New Photo by ketekete: 9:45am On Jun 19, 2015
Charly Boy turns 64 today..

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