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When UK go ban all flights from Nigeria, so that the mannequin no go get chance go charge him Duracell batteries

The north is peaceful, bandits are just doing their business collecting"owo mida" money like every other hoodlums, you northerners should corporate with them and live peacefully

The problem of the country is IPOB and ESN

They finally settled for truce truly

Japa go easy for them this ones

This Ned guy don fuccck up, well na matter of time we go know whether Dem use juju for am or not.



For the main time, make all of them getat

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind, una label me tribalistic

Thank God he has returned safely to his family

I know someone that didn't take the vaccine shots, but he has his card, to show he had gotten the two shots.

There is something genetically wro g with most nigerians

9.7 billion as travel allowance, omo


I don't even know what to say, because these people when they open their mouth and talk waaaaah like a donkey, they probably think they are talking to two years old kids

BTTS:


If you’re lonely, I could give you my number. We can be WhatsApp friends.
Truth is, I’m lonely too. So, if you feel lonely, you can call or send a message.

abi una go link up and socialize, hang out and have fun, whick one be u can call or send messages

Call or messages dey cure loneliness, Nawa for you oo

You passed thru school, you didn't allow school to pass thru you, all in the name of I want to make good grades..now you are lamenting

School is the best and surest way to socialize,connect, ,test your wooing skills, bleep, and what not.


It's not bad that you concentrated fully on making good grades, but it's bad that you neglected other aspects of school life.

What you need to do now is first of all, dress well, look cool, smell nice, if you have beards cool, from it well, if not nothing Spoil.

Once this is done, socialize with your fellow guys first, learn how to start conversation and keep it going with your guy man, there won't be any air of awkwardness, unlike when you converse with the opposite sex, I for advise smoke, but that thing isn't for everyone. Build your self confidence first, make your self feel you are the most handsome and coolest guy you have ever seen, no dull your self

Once you have learn how to keep up conversation with your fellow guy man, let am know your predicament, guys are always willing to help fellow guys in situations like this.

Now go out and have fun, learn to enjoy your own company first, you will definitely meet ladies where ever you go, try to maintain eye contact with anyone you fancy, ,flirt with your eyes, let her know you noticed her, if she's into you too, she go dey look your side once once, then cut her one wicked wink and grin.

Girls like men that are confident and bold, one sure way I start conversation with random girls for fun is merely walking up to her and telling her her hair is nice, her nails or cool, or her gown is fire, with a smile.

Except she be ogbanje, she will smile back and say thank you, the rest is history

If you don't mind, we go link up, I know bad places mostly around mainland

Mumu mother of the year

Imagine davido when dey freely identify with some cult boys, abi no be egede he be, him and burna.

Yeyebrity

Toto decay again

This girl no get elder for her family wey fit follow her talk, shuoo

$60 or $60k

That's the sad reality of Nigeria

DubaiLandLord1:
Gazzete and there yeye fake news

zone B

They sent them to lekki to go and kill innocent people that were demanding for better Nigeria, for better policing, for good governance, for sane society and they happily went there

They never see anything, na better hunger go kill them

These bandits are too slow for my liking, by now they should have been knocking on aso rock doors, they have been in niger states for too long carrying out business transactions, there is more potential in aso rock, they should match there naa, because there is no opposition what so ever, the army is busy in the eat hunting imaginary ESN/UGM, planting mediocre IEDs here and there

The number of children that have been reported dead in Nigeria from last week till today is nearing 30, the number of people that have died in Nigeria this month alone is nearing 200, meanwhile the gworo chewing aboki of a president doesn't give a dead Bleep, while his artificial intelligence zombies that are not very intelligent are busy singing his praises

If you check am well, these monikas that always praise the abokii president, you will never see them on threads like this.


Normal normal, buhari should have been on the streets doing bambiala or shining shoes ,because someone that couldn't take care of cows and make Dem productive isn't fit to be a president, someone that' tendered affidavit


Buhari declared over 100 gay sterile cows in 2016, ask him how many he has now

Make I wait for this elders to advise op, this matter pass me

Buhari is a disaster, monumental and colossal failure

Not in naija, some of those who resigned would have been shouting "ope oo" say he no invite us come the meeting, he for fire us too.

Then proccee to give testimony the next Sunday and sow seeds

These are the alleged bullies, so what's davido trying to do


Has mentioned names of people that killed tagbo when they went to drink together, all the numerous people that mysteriously died around him, has he mentioned their names

Always craving unnecessary attention, classless


Make this one find somewhere put him bald head jare

When is she going to call out girls that bleach

MufasaLion:
Nigga is scared of infection. If the lady is neat and her cunnie doesn't have a bad smell, then the nigga can try it out. If the nigga can't do it, I'm 100% certain that the babe is gonna cheat on him, or already cheating because of cunnilingus.

DATE SOMEONE WITH SAME SEXUAL INTERESTS!!!

whether he suck her toetoe or not, when she wants to cheat she will cheat, if houses and riches and cars and investment no fit keep women, na ordinary mouth job wan keep her.

This talentless Charles with his fake American wannabe accent,

The guy no funny at all.

Where you Boogeyman, ur kala still get bullets??

Babalao when do am for you is still living in dilapidated thatched hut, why him no do am for himself, you no ask

Cultistupdate:


Yes of course. This recent cult war was caused by a mere slap

ehn heehn, just slap oo

But chief, how you dey always get this kind pictures and info, clear us

Is he dead