MizMyColi:


Yes, and water scarcity

We had water, I was just so lazy!! *covers face*

MizMyColi:


Yeesss...
I did too.

Well, get late to dinning hall at your own risk.

We had bullies then who'd turn all the food meant for a table (10-12 people).

We called the act [size=14pt]"Massacre"[/size]

Our refectorians were bullies Ehn... In the name of punishment for not cleaning our tables, they'd take our night caps and brunch or even tea breaks.... Very evil seniors! I had friends among them though so on such days, I get lucky

MizMyColi:


Yes ooo
No time.

All na baff ni

T'was really crayy back then.

The harmattan wasn't a joking matter at all....

ajibolabd:
I Bleep a student teacher back then.

Haaaaaa.... All these children
That teacher is a peter file (no oofience)

MizMyColi:
Rub and Shine

I did that too!!

Dodge morning mass and morning prayers

Chillisauce:


They dia, make this mexican drug pusher called truckpusher dey deceive you.
Time for yall to stop licking sh1t from ass holes
You dont even know he is a roasterbout.

Truckpusher na here you dey dey razzle small small girls as per say you dey work for oil rig.
You no tell them say na roasterbout you be ni
you don die for my hand today.
I dey come make i go drink my drugs.

Loooool! Truckpusher is finished ..... Mo come defend you

emusmith:


How much can an An African woman take?

Much.... Not soooo much!! Remember there's a limit to everything!!

Truckpusher:
This is one reason I'm against men being emasculated with policies from the government giving manipulative women all the necessary tools to keep a man down and do whatever they like and this is one thing I like about the African marriage ,you can't just wake up one morning and chase your wife out of the house without bringing the wrath of the entire family upon yourself especially if the woman is innocent and the same thing goes for the woman.Though we are fast losing all that value, no thanks to western influence and copycats that won't stick to what they have.

Those white people, No nonsense people. They can't take rubbish... The African woman is built to be strong! Thank God I'm African...

AgapeCharis:
Nnaa been
May God give us a good wife

And give me a good charm...

emusmith:


I totally understand

One among many reasons some ladies are so careful and selective in giving it out in the first place. Will he break it?

Scary thought!

emusmith:


Hmm...Tender heart right?

Exactly!!

chibic:

do you know that some women can't even stay without sex for a few week? A friend of mine was once sleeping with a married woman whose husband spends like 3wks to sometimes a month on a business trip.the woman was demanding for sex everyday and even paying him.
The problem is that most women knows the nature of their husbands job before marriage but they will still go ahead to marry and start keeping boyfriends because the man isn't always around.I have an uncle who's transfered to lagos while the wife is still in uyo schooling.I thought he was a saint untill I came to stay with him a few months.I'll see 5 different pretty girls sleep wth him every wk.I thought about it and said "well,the wife will be running things with other male students over there too" .they visited and I asked the made wahts up and she told me about the wife's sneaky moves too and how a male student will visit and she'll drive out with the guy and tell the maid that if her hubby calls her,she should tell him that she(the wife) went to vigil because her phone will be off..hehehe

My dear, things happen everyday ooo! That's why I told my friend not to try it at all.... Chai!! Honestly I can't, I'd need him around most of the time, cheating breaks my heart.

Truckpusher:
Of course sacrifices are required my dear - Nothing good comes easy.

I felt he was an iidiot back then, which black man go enter that kain useless agreement with madam?


Na nairaland family section dem go judge una case.

Lmao!! Very silly agreement.... Too silly sef!! No matter how lonely a woman is, she fit cope small na...

emusmith:


So true, Bro.

That's one reason I love Nigerian Ladies.

Thumbs Up To All Our Ladies Out There

Thanchuuu Thanchuuu!! We the bestest!!!

emusmith:


A long term & wise advice from you, Kika.
Some girls would close their eyes to that and regret later...

Moderation is just the key!!

Truckpusher:
You remind me of something .I met this French guy crying in the smoking/changing lounge and I got closer and got his confidence to ascertain what's going on because initially I thought he's been fired but nay ,this guy was crying because according to him; he had this agreement with his wife that anything after 5 weeks she's going to get it somewhere else and this poor dude would be staying behind for another two weeks as his back-to-back isn't coming for those two weeks and his job is delicate to operations .I consoled him but deep inside me I dey laugh.This is why sometimes when people bash Nigerian women/girls I laugh at them because some things you see with these foreigners our women can't pull such stunt though that doesn't make them a saint but with my experience give me my black woman anytime there is still room for some tolerance.

Can you imagine?? That oil job mehnnn.. Good pay and benefits but.........

emusmith:


There's one I know of. She is wealthy.
Guys selling indecency CDs know her.
.She buys them and watch...

They're always wealthy but lonely!! They'd give anything to get laid once in a while. Not just about the sex, the need for companionship sets in too...

So I have this friend and there's this guy that really likes her. She likes him a lot too and he's wealthy but the only reason she cannot be involved with this guy is because he comes in once in three months. By once I mean days... Not even a week! I quickly rejected it for her oo! I said "my friend, money is so not everything when happiness is not there" Money will make you happy for a while but it gets boring when HE is not there.. The kids need their papa around too...

Truckpusher:

People that aren't ready for the ups and down of marriage should sit down and ask themselves some fundamental questions before marrying just for the sake of marriage.
Sone women are habitual cheats just like some men but the truth remains that I can't imagine my wife opening her legs for another man.I dun die finish be that na.

But ,c'mon ! You wouldn't cheat on me at least not when I'll be leaving my kini behind - mine is detachable .

Ehn... You'd leave it behind oooo!! But you'd be gone for just two weeks na! I can cope with a month sef... so no wahala... I'd still be thinking it

funmilayoB:
we can cope

I admire your strength!!

emusmith:


For the man, I doubt! South African babes are way to beautiful and plumpy...

For the young lady, I can't say, even if she has related to me how hard it is.

Let's be a bit open here...
That's where self servicing becomes a temptation.

Good point! Self servicing!!!

Truckpusher:
I got your drift perfectly but again you have to acknowledge the fact that some jobs initially didn't start that way but as operations demands keep coming your way with genuine reasons for one to do the needful after all that was what you signed up for will you then leave the job or divorce your wife to avoid infidelity?

If individuals respects the feelings of their partners cases of cheating would be left to those that has lost.

I'll prefer for any woman to walk out my life than cheat on me because I have no idea how I will react if faced with such dilemma - That could be the end of everyone involved including me.

You see why I can't marry you?

emusmith:


I have gotten so close to some of them and all of a sudden feelings starts coming up.

I sense they're struggling and I back off.

It's not easy joor

It's not easy at all, some women are stronger than some , so also are some men stronger than others but there is a limit to what a certain person can take. OK! The person you know that has stayed out for about 8 years.... She has just one kid. Yea? So for 8 years the husband has been faithful and has stayed without sexual intercourse? Or the wife? Well, impossible is nothing but it's difficult. I doubt it!

emusmith:


2 weeks, OK. Anything more than that could be harmful.

Preach it for me biko

Truckpusher:
It gets boring too when the money isn't coming around anytime soon.I guess this causes infidelity too abi?
A cheat will always be a cheat though I agree that too much distance will only fastrack the events.

Mo, imagine the husband works for more than a month or two or even three and then comes for a week break.... Money is good no doubt, but what's the use of money when loneliness gets to it's peak? Then she may buy companionship with that same money.... Moderation is the key ooo....

From the stories I've heard, this situation has led to so many breakups as a result of unfaithfulness ( mostly on the part of some wives, because the men may cheat too while away) ... It's rather a difficult one, in my opinion. I would prefer the two weeks in two weeks out kind of work (at most), anything outside this, naaaaaaaah! It's not just the money that's important, I need my man around too..

agrovick:

Hahaha, thank God u are light skinned.. When will u be going to his Peckham and it's agrovick not agrovic (the latter sounds Serbian)

soon, he's coming back to "that Nigeria" very soon to take me to London
Pardon the spelling...

Hi agrovic,
Thank you much... Happiness is knowing you have an admirer .... I kid. I really appreciate you
And mrcorck is the sweet e-darling.. The guy makes me laugh

nawtikid:
Dis aint law, dis z constitution

Loooooooool.....

Kajiang02:


I can make over 85%. Yes I can. What a great Charm I'll be.
Trust me.

That'd be cool

Kajiang02:


What percentage ratio of the list should be attainable to become Charm?

At least 60%

AgapeCharis:
Lemme comply because you're lightskinned

Lol Charis....
Thank you