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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by kilode100(f): 3:29pm On Dec 27, 2016
dingbang:
as ashy wey u be na....




With levels o.... If you were planning to offend me, you got the wrong chick tongue




Bring on more totoh and prick gist for my world acclaimed advises.


It is still kilode100.

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Business / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by kilode100(f): 3:27pm On Dec 27, 2016
kettle84:
why do you not see anything wrong with immorality and you seem soo comfortable with it.Moral reorientation is needed on you for quick correction. If Ifeanyi uba needed a woman certainly it won't be his aid's wife he is rich enough to get single pretty and fresh ladies of his choice.


You haven't heard that stolen kisses are the sweetest.

You shouldn't have come here with this news. Really!


There's nothing good about this news. Nso ana

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Crime / Re: HELP!!! Someone Is Threatening My Family.l!! by kilode100(f): 3:24pm On Dec 27, 2016
Madam, press your husband and find out his business with a cultist. Your husband knows what's up?


If he won't open up, run for your dear life and let him carry his cross alone!!





Thanks

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Crime / Re: Man Kils Husband Over Christmas Food by kilode100(f): 3:21pm On Dec 27, 2016
BUHARi!!!


You are wetin you cause How is that old woman even 37yrs??

See what suffering has done to this family o...

I'm sure it was not intentional.


Buhari?

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Business / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by kilode100(f): 3:19pm On Dec 27, 2016
kettle84:
it is not in our culture to do that to people's wives our religion and culture forbids it.


Mechionu biko. Wetin concern culture and Religion inside fucking matters? How is it even acceptable for a boss to buy a car for the wife of his aide? I will tell you the answer.


The wife is probably a housewife, and might not explain how she came about the car and Ifeanyi Uba with his big head came up with this plan. And you being gullible ran with the news that this car gift has sex written over it

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Politics / Re: Buhari Never Said The War Against Bokoharam Was Over – Femi Adesina by kilode100(f): 3:11pm On Dec 27, 2016
Story!



Buhari can lie for Africa. Old cargo like that o

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by kilode100(f): 3:07pm On Dec 27, 2016
dingbang:
sometimes we should learn to be positive. She knows better when it comes to issues like this. Ur comment alone made her to realize you are not even ready to find a solution to your problem which made her pissed, I think u should stop apologizing and work on your small penis.



Lol.

I dey like totoh and prick gist.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by kilode100(f): 3:05pm On Dec 27, 2016
sumesis30:
Not that I didn't listen to her, I made an hopeless statement concerning the drug that "what if the all her effort to make my joystick bigger doesn't yield results, what will be reaction towards me. Since that time, she has been misbehaving, this so called girl has been very committed to me before in all aspects of life. It seems she's not hopeful in the result again. [b]Even if I call her to see me [/b]now she might not come. We haven't communicated since Sunday.


See you as per wetin? So that you go carry finger wound am again? Leave the chick jare...


No be by force!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by kilode100(f): 3:03pm On Dec 27, 2016
ojun50:
That drugs go make yr dick small d more oh



This one is talking from experience. cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by kilode100(f): 3:02pm On Dec 27, 2016
innobets:


shame for what nahh,

a problem shared they say is half solved.

if u no get better solution, no be by force to comment

#Peace


He also has a little one cheesy

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Agriculture / Re: My Pineapple Plantation In Our Compound by kilode100(f): 2:57pm On Dec 27, 2016
That's the plantation? You are really a poorboy that you call yourself.


Those pineapples don't even look sexy. Good luck next time.

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Business / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by kilode100(f): 2:54pm On Dec 27, 2016
He's fucking her.

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Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:51pm On Dec 27, 2016
ConcNiggress56:



Everyone has taken note of the bolded..

Now listen.. I dont wash nor Bleep for peanuts. I dictate when to have it.. I am no saint and i am glad.. Keep living in pretence.. I know your regrets are far from over.. You will cry your eyes out someday for delivering fatherless babies.. And you will be alone then.. These NLderswont be there to console you



You are lonely when you are dead!!

Why are you scared of being alone?..
I asked you earlier, is it daddy or Uncle issues? Why can't you just have sex without attaching sentiments to it? Dude ain't married to you Honey!! Even if he is married to You, Let him breathe!!


She thinks Good and Sex can hold a Man down? cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by kilode100(f): 2:47pm On Dec 27, 2016
sumesis30:
Pls help me out guys. There is this girl I've been dating for like a month now I really love her so much, she loves me as well but she complains of my very small dick when we had sex. She even went behind my back to purchase a drug that may enlarge my dick to her own satisfaction in which I appreciated her effort and sacrifice. One day like that I invited her to my office to discuss sth bothering me about the issue. I asked that "what if the drug she bought for me doesn't yield results, what will be our fate concerning the relationship. She began to cry, I was even trying to calm her down but all to no avail. She later walked away after the whole discussion Though, later that night we had a little chats on WhatsApp, just normal chats. But I discovered lately that she hasn't been committed since since I have brought that issue up. She didn't even care to ask how I have been using the drug she bought for me but she did all this before. I'm really worried now, I love this girl so much and I don't want to lose her but it seems she has lost faith in the drug she bought for me due to an hopeless statement I made about the drug. She has lessen her hope in our relationship and it seems our relationship is about to hit the rock. We planned to marry eachother but it seems our plan may not come to reality due to her own unseriousness towards me. Can I still convince her that the issue about the penis enlargement can still be fixed? I want to do anything to get her back. Pls help me to move this to front page.



Go and do surgery and fatten the cock biko. You no dey shame ni? This one go carry finger dey wound person anyhow for down below. I can't deal mehn!
Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2016
ikp120:


I put the ashawo in quotes na... I was just referring to the sex aspect. Dude is lucky sha because you're one in a thousand.


Lol
Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2016
ConcNiggress56:


Free ashawo will give you HIV.. I wont

Free ashawo isnt future oriented.. I am..

Free ashawo go still task you.. I work for my money and even take him out..

Now swerve.. Bikonu


You have low self esteem. What happened to You? What's your story? Daddy or Uncle gist? We're you fingered as a child? Unless you are here seeking for attention, You are seriously messed up!!


Cooking and fucking for free. Tufiakwa!!

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Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:40pm On Dec 27, 2016
ConcNiggress56:




Sorry your 10th bf broke up with you again.. Sorry ehn


Lmaaaaaoooooo..... I don't do boyfriends, I marry them and when I get tired, I divorce and take their money!!

I don't need to cook,wash and Bleep for peanuts like you oloriburuku ashewo oshi. You are The one giving women a bad name. Desperado werey.


Continue fucking them free till your totoh go turn to borehole.

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Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2016
ikp120:
Chai!

That dude is very lucky mehn... I'm imagining a dude wey don get free "ashawo" grin grin grin



cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2016
whitebeard:
some people just want to hate



What's there to hate? She's warming his bed and feeding him for free and you are calling me a hater? I feel sorry for her.


Food and sex can't keep an irresponsible he-goat. You are free to hit your head on the wall now.

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Romance / Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by kilode100(f): 2:27pm On Dec 27, 2016
You are an amateurish learner.



For your mind, you are the best cook and best lay?



You must be the only bar in town.


Na wa!

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Goes On Shopping Spree With 5 Million Naira From His “bae” by kilode100(f): 2:22pm On Dec 27, 2016
Where's Halima Abubakar when you need her?

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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by kilode100(f): 6:43am On Dec 27, 2016
Oyind17:
You need changegrin compliment of the season dear



Kikikikikiiki wink cheesy Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Porn Star Afrocandy Releases Naughty Christmas Photos 18+ by kilode100(f): 6:42am On Dec 27, 2016
Seun, come and see your customer o cheesy cheesy wink




That's seun's spec tongue

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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by kilode100(f): 6:40am On Dec 27, 2016
Oyind17:
When this one go change?



You still dey find change after Bihari don Bleep us up? Be careful of what you wish for cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by kilode100(f): 6:34am On Dec 27, 2016
I love his beard.


The feel of those beard on my pussy when giving head,will be heavenly

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Mercy Aigbe And Daughter's Outfit To Olamide's Concert by kilode100(f): 6:32am On Dec 27, 2016
Grooming the little girl for Ashewo work that she is into. Not impressed

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of 14 Years Old Daughter Of L.G. Chairman Killed By Herdsmen This Nigth by kilode100(f): 6:30am On Dec 27, 2016
Change!!




Rip!
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by kilode100(f): 6:29am On Dec 27, 2016
Ebulonse:

u fit create dull baby?


You know that you are very ugly . Behind up pls!

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by kilode100(f): 6:24am On Dec 27, 2016
These are Nairaland members that I argue and chat with here? Very ugly and dirty looking things,

Tueh

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Events / Re: Born In 1885, World’s Oldest Woman Dies In China by kilode100(f): 9:24pm On Nov 12, 2016
Na wa!

I don't even know what to say.

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