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Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 9:18pm On Nov 12, 2016
b0rn2fuck:
walahi, I fear tins oooo! This tin bi like rubber nah, abi una get cream wey dey retighten ham back... As I like toto reach ehn, I must not enter into another person wey like prick, na Bleep till death calls..


There's a cream called second virgin. It remodels and refurbishes old and worn out pussiess. It makes it new like a virgin's... if not got that cream, market for don knock.


I really really really love sex and one man can never be enough for me.

I wasn't circumcised.

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Romance / Re: Love Is A Scam by kilode100(f): 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2016
Love is just a silly illusion.
Education / Re: Help Me With This Pls by kilode100(f): 8:56pm On Nov 12, 2016
Emmaesty:
Don't insult him because he wants to learn. Nobody knows everything, we learn everyday.


I'm sure you don't know it too. Iti akwu cheesy
Family / Re: Na Wa Oh! Read 15 Reasons Why Men Prefer Olosho To Their Wife By Amala.ng by kilode100(f): 8:51pm On Nov 12, 2016
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Family / Re: Na Wa Oh! Read 15 Reasons Why Men Prefer Olosho To Their Wife By Amala.ng by kilode100(f): 8:50pm On Nov 12, 2016
Only read a few lines. You think women don't like fantasies and hotter guys? You write up is crap.

You think we don't compare your pockets with other men? All these broke ass men going to Ashawo joints thinking they are living out their fantasies fantasies are jokers and losers...

When you buy dream car that might be a 2001 scrap, and Dangotel is thinking of replacing his private jet, we think you are a dickhead.. Go ahead and live your fantasies in between Ashawo's pussiess whole the real men that will bang your wives to pure pleasure are breaking new grounds and actually living the real dream...


See epistle cheesy and to think that it's a little fuckkk boy that might be behind the handle sef

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Religion / Re: How Can One Be Free From A Tormenting Demon? by kilode100(f): 8:39pm On Nov 12, 2016
ScienceWatch:
[Find out why it is impossible for Prophet TB Joshua to use demonic power to do healing and deliverance of evil spirits here;

In a court of law, truth rules because God is truth. So a credible witness is very important.
Kwaku Bonsam's god is called Kofi Kofi. Kofi Kofi is a destructive demonic entity whose ruler is Satan.
Kofi Kofi is translated in Swahili as Liar Liar. Based on his history, can Kwaku Bonsam be
Accepted as a credible witness ?

In the Satanic realm, deceit and confusion reigns. Kwaku Bonsam is clearly a confused Satanic follower who cant even understand the basic spirit laws governing his chosen god.

PEOPLE OF NIGERIA, DON'T BE DECEIVED ! No Satanic powers can heal or do deliverance of evil spirits simply because it is impossible for evil to do good. It is that simple !

Jesus Christ came to empower us with this TRUTH, He said, “Satan can’t and will not work against himself."
Satan destroys health, family, community, career, etc. Satan is a sly deceiver. All good come only from God as revealed by Jesus Christ.

Too many False Pastors/ Rabbis, etc teach their congregations that a demon possessed pastor CAN DO demonic deliverance and miraculous healings. History shows how we all have been brain-washed for hundreds of years by science, governments, the Pentecostal churches, Roman Catholic Churches, Old and New Apostolic Churches and many more.

You do remember what Jesus said when the evil Jewish priests told him that he is doing - all the healing and deliverance - by the power of Satan. This is what the holy Prophet TB Joshua of Scoan Nigeria is also accused of today.

Jesus said to these so-called holy men. “Satan can’t and will not work against himself."

What does all this mean?
Even if a so-called respected but false pastor/Bishop/Prophet/Clergyman try to heal or do demon deliverance, it can’t and won’t work. Satan can’t and won’t work against himself.
Finally we all have loads of scientifically verifiable evidence coming out of Scoan Church Nigeria that proves the holy Gospels and the Holy Books of Acts to be accurate. Truth seekers are eternally grateful to a humble servant of the true GOD, Prophet TB Joshua.
quote author=kilode100 post=50984041]I'm interested in this topic because e be say my enemy get spiritual husband

TB Joshua? As in Hilary and Us elections? LMAO...

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Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 8:36pm On Nov 12, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

OK I know one leprous millionaire but u must give him blowjobb first o. Can you?

Leprosy and blowjjob don't go together... How can you be leprosed and seek for bj grin cheesy I can screw him fully dressed with leather and his dick had better be wearing a really strong latex... with all these, everything should go very well. Abi how you see am?
Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 8:12pm On Nov 12, 2016
OBTSubtle:
cool tuale


Thanks wink

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Agriculture / Re: I Need Advice On Starting A Frozen Chicken Business by kilode100(f): 8:11pm On Nov 12, 2016
obstead200:
ur DP suggest why u hate working.
Why bother working when eating a good dick will give u all u need


You are sharp!
Stay Blessed!
Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 8:10pm On Nov 12, 2016
Lagusta:


I love u more sweetheart, but im jealous, see as u answer born2fuck like a don, ume answer me like a nobody....

Babe I love u scatter!!!!


My Baby... pls don't be jealous. You know we both have this badass chemistry.

I Love you too

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Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 8:08pm On Nov 12, 2016
b0rn2fuck:
grin hmmm nah wah! Na so prick sweet reach? This one wey u dey sample all kind of dick fear me oo


My Babe, no fear o.. I am very versatile in bedmatics matter now because of constant practice...
Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 8:05pm On Nov 12, 2016
CheedyJ:
must u display ur poverty stricken life in public? Anywez, no insults intended.... But dis ur mentality sha


Insults? None taken Son... are you saying you can't compromise because of money? I can do far the pay is good..
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Cutehector by kilode100(f): 6:41pm On Nov 12, 2016
dingbang:
lol.. smiley such mentality


Something has to pay the bills Son...

Human hair don't come cheap!
Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:39pm On Nov 12, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

Tuale for your thinking pattern o

Just give me money and I'm ok with anything and everything

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Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:38pm On Nov 12, 2016
I just read the gist and na woman dey mess for the story... Girl you dull! If I were you, I will insist on no sex till they put the ring on it and after the wedding you can mess as you like.




Very simple thing cheesy

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Cutehector by kilode100(f): 6:34pm On Nov 12, 2016
dingbang:
no jor... I be postgrad student.


You are fixed in pocket money? You need to go and look for your size biko. I am a high profile Babe
Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:32pm On Nov 12, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

You call this a solution to a problem?


Ordinary mess? How is that a problem? I no understand o. Leprosy is not even an issue so far as there's money

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Education / Re: Help Me With This Pls by kilode100(f): 6:30pm On Nov 12, 2016
You be proper OlodO. You mean you don't know this simple maths?


I'm appalled.

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Cutehector by kilode100(f): 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2016
dingbang:
lol. Mmm staff

Chevron ? Be specific to avoid cheating biko
Romance / Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:28pm On Nov 12, 2016
It's only a problem if he's poor. My boyfriend used to bedwet and I never left him because he was loaded in cash..

Just make money and all will be fine.

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Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2016
[quote author=b0rn2fuck post=50985484][/quote]

I dey o... I just dey sample different penis everyday. Is it just me or sex is getting sweeter by the day? Sex is one of the most beautiful gifts given to mankind.

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Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 6:19pm On Nov 12, 2016
Lagusta:


Na so u just forget me abi?? Na so life be?? Hmmm, no p shaa

Babe, I'm sorry but I told you that I was travelling...
I will re-add you on bbm as those old pins are no longer active.

I Love You kiss
Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 6:16pm On Nov 12, 2016
b0rn2fuck:
water pass garri for this matter.


Na temptation.
How your side?
Religion / Re: How Can One Be Free From A Tormenting Demon? by kilode100(f): 5:28pm On Nov 12, 2016
I'm interested in this topic because e be say my enemy get spiritual husband
Investment / Re: Un-blocking My MMM Account Is Taking Forever Money Is Hooked by kilode100(f): 5:26pm On Nov 12, 2016
b0rn2fuck:
this one must be joke of the century!!! How come?


My Love, na so I see am o... This is husband no2 o... I don't how the useless he-goat got my number, the next thing he started showering me with gifts and his big blokos, I just forget myself, didn't take any precautions and we started banging and that was the same day that I wás caught and the Guy blokos big but e no sweet.

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Agriculture / Re: I Need Advice On Starting A Frozen Chicken Business by kilode100(f): 5:19pm On Nov 12, 2016
Yoshy:
it takes a fish brain like you with "gangbanging does it for me..." as part of your signature not to understand that i was reffering to your type alone. Btw OBJ sells chicken and he was was your head of state and president...


LMAO!
Does Obj rear 1000 chicken?
Does he sell inside deep freezer?

Go and find wey you go" tiff" money to expand properly..


Btw, if you want three.some, holla at me and I might eat your ass-hole if you are neat cheesy

I see getting a hard on...
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Cutehector by kilode100(f): 5:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
dingbang:
so how abt we hook up dis weekend


Are you a student, CEO, a worker or a politician? I'm asking so that I can charge you appropriately. cheesy



We go enjoy ourselves kiss
Religion / Re: A Prophesy Will Only Come To Life If… – John Dumelo by kilode100(f): 5:13pm On Nov 12, 2016
Hmmm.....

Na so one Prophet nack me tirelessly because I needed help to bring back my recalcitrant husband...


Fake!
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Mistakenly Declares Its Founder, Mark Zuckerberg, Others ‘Dead’ by kilode100(f): 5:10pm On Nov 12, 2016
Forget mistake. That Zuckerberg is dead and this is authoritative. Guy that wears only ash coloured shirt...


Thank God I'm not on Facebook.
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Cutehector by kilode100(f): 5:06pm On Nov 12, 2016
dingbang:
cucumber or my prick which one is sweet? grin

I can never Bleep fcvk a cucumber, Never!! I love my anus ass-hole tickled and boobs to be sucked simultaneously.

I'm sure your blokos is better than cucumber

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