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Romance / Re: Big Fat Ladies Are Better In Bed: New Research Shows. by kilode100(f): 10:00am On Apr 19, 2016
chriskosherbal:
oooh sorry are you a babe? Oooo gorgeous am sorry, never knew. Hope you are cool?


Uncle, why is it that most guys that claim to treat erectile dysfunction wahala can hardly get there own blokos up?.. Honest answer biko grin

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Romance / Re: Big Fat Ladies Are Better In Bed: New Research Shows. by kilode100(f): 9:48am On Apr 19, 2016
chriskosherbal:
easy brother ooo


He thinks I'm a boy?... grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Queen Nwokoye Rocks Simbi Inspired Hairstyle by kilode100(f): 9:45am On Apr 19, 2016
Why would any woman do this to herself?.. No wonder she is still single, who wants to bed someone that looks like grandma?..

You guys need to see me, full facial make-up, padded bra/yansh, gold and Diamond jewelry and all other effizy's.... This one Siddon here dey old and on top dey claim natural Beauty...


Who natural beauty don help?...
I feel nauseous just looking at the hideous pix.

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Romance / Re: Big Fat Ladies Are Better In Bed: New Research Shows. by kilode100(f): 9:40am On Apr 19, 2016
chriskosherbal:
Are you serious?


As serious as fhuck... The erectus phallus got all hearted and fired up.. Na only me and my mai guard dey house o...

Jesus biko fix me o..

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Properties / Re: I Want To Set Up A Real Estate Company, What Are The Things I Need To Do? by kilode100(f): 9:38am On Apr 19, 2016
Destined2win:
Of course..a lot of guys here add (f) to their profile

True that... But those are scammers and I do not scam..I don't respond to pm except when I put up my bbm pin and I charged 1k glo airtime to chat(I have since stopped because they kept sending the glo.. Met a few if them, then I got tired of collecting) ...

I am just having fun and my gender being an issue ain't my problem but the doubting Thomases p... How can anyone chat with a girl and not know?..
Romance / Re: Big Fat Ladies Are Better In Bed: New Research Shows. by kilode100(f): 9:30am On Apr 19, 2016
Nothing beats strong and erectus prick biko..


I feel so Hot, as in, I am in the mood for xes kiss

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Properties / Re: I Want To Set Up A Real Estate Company, What Are The Things I Need To Do? by kilode100(f): 9:28am On Apr 19, 2016
Destined2win:
Yeah! My pleasure. Btw you sound like a happy girl( even though I don't know if you are a boy)


I am a gurl !.. You really can't tell?
Properties / Re: I Want To Set Up A Real Estate Company, What Are The Things I Need To Do? by kilode100(f): 9:24am On Apr 19, 2016
Destined2win:
Hahaah..Alright Thanks!


Glad I could help.. Always at your service wink

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Properties / Re: I Want To Set Up A Real Estate Company, What Are The Things I Need To Do? by kilode100(f): 9:19am On Apr 19, 2016
Destined2win:
Just money? Thought it's ideas before money


Whoever told you that, needs his head examined jare.. Even Jesus said you must check your pocket before you start building ( I haff forget the verse) grin grin

Nna, Money First.

Btw, you are Welcome cool

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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Linda Ikeji VS WIZKID by kilode100(f): 9:17am On Apr 19, 2016
Can they get a room already and do the needful?.. This Shiit is boring the hell out of Moi..

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Sports / Re: Mourinho Lost His Job At Chelsea For Trusting Too Much by kilode100(f): 9:12am On Apr 19, 2016
Eeyah... cry cry

Too much trust is not good o cry cry

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Business / Re: Please! Help Me Get A Name For My Business by kilode100(f): 9:08am On Apr 19, 2016
rightchic:
Good morning Nlanders, I am confused on what to name the new business I am about to setup. I want to setup a computer training school, printing of cards, fliers etc. Let's just say a business centre and a computer school.

Ideas from you all will be greatly appreciated. This Forum has been of great help to me I must say and I promise to always acknowledge it and you all whenever I write or talk about my success story. Thanks in anticipation.

Kilode100.

Don't mention cool

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Properties / Re: I Want To Set Up A Real Estate Company, What Are The Things I Need To Do? by kilode100(f): 9:05am On Apr 19, 2016
The only thing you need is MONEY!!





Bye..

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Romance / Re: My Step-brother Wants Us To Date, Is It Right? by kilode100(f): 9:04am On Apr 19, 2016
How was the sex between them? Just curious tho..
Celebrities / Re: How They Tried To Scam Me – Actress Mercy Johnson Narrates by kilode100(f): 9:01am On Apr 19, 2016
Dry!!
Celebrities / Re: Inside Olajumoke Orisaguna's New Apartment - Photos by kilode100(f): 3:28pm On Apr 14, 2016
Destined2win:
The broom is for ewedu, as yoruba woman concerned.

The construction company knows that no matter how you polish an 'olajumoke', you cannot wipe out the ewedu eating spirit in her grin


Kikikikikik cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 10:25am On Apr 14, 2016
gbens2000:
someone should be tickling that clit not this gist, I smell cheating here angry


Naughty boy kiss
Romance / Re: My Experience Today At Lagos Us Airport by kilode100(f): 6:20pm On Apr 13, 2016
Lmao @ 'High Pad'

grin grin grin grin grin


Oldest cargoes of all times cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 6:13pm On Apr 13, 2016
ozodigboo:

Omotola's wife,.....sorry, Omotola's husband is not being fed by her. He's a pilot. He has a job


Eziokwu?... Yarn me more tongue
Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 6:11pm On Apr 13, 2016
mekaboy:
She can't be the bread winner and at the same time go to market. Let her husband go to market while she makes the money, simple.


Gbammest!!

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 6:10pm On Apr 13, 2016
Topestbilly:


She can employ someone to do d market thing jare... being popular is not an excuse.


At least Captain go bring remaining change come home unlike those servants way go like to pocket the change.

I am so enjoying this cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 6:07pm On Apr 13, 2016
guttentag:
must she tell the world that her horse-band is a Donkey


Lawd haff mercy grin

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 6:06pm On Apr 13, 2016
Blackops:
Don't believe this shii... The market she might be talking about might be shopping malls not the market wey get craze for head. I don't think the husband can survive the hustle and bustle of Lagos Markets. She has a maid that does that.

Yinmu tongue
Her Husband goes to the market to buy groceries kapish!
No one can twist this gist o.. We women don gather blokos and there's Nothing Babanla anybody can do.

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 6:03pm On Apr 13, 2016
MIPNIG:
She has been paid by an American women empowerment group to champion gender equality in Nigeria.

This narrative is all wash. What happened to cooks and support staff in the house. So pilot go fly plane finish land enter market possibly cook and then sharpen his joystick for collection only for Omosexy to call that she is shooting a movie at night.

She then goes on to instruct further on what to make for breakfast otherwise no show. Gentleman remembers the rambast ass and decides to calm down while focusing on the prize.

Morning comes she says "honey I am off to Abuja for a meeting don't worry we will catch up sometime in the week, please don't forget to wash my underwears in the bin basket".

Oga answers with a plastic smile over FaceTime saying "don't worry, I am very happy to do the laundries and cook your specialty when you return"

He dashed off in joy remembering that he will get to sniff the pugnant smell from the discharge deposited on the underwear. Satisfied with this, he hurries off to the bathroom to pick up waste holder from inbetween the wife's thigh and heads off to lie quietly in bed sniffing and fondly himself with the help of durex play.
Pictures of Omosexy flashies and then the cook knocks on the door.

We have since taken over and this is just the beginning... This gist tickles my clit aswear.

It hurts, we know but it feels good Anyway..

You Guys just got served!!

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 5:57pm On Apr 13, 2016
danasjoe1:
I don't blame omotola but the husband for turning himself to an errand boy to hell with omotola n her status,d man just dey disgrace we the african men..


Omg o... I haff laugh tayad mehn..

See the so called men whinning and throwing spit everywhere because man wey him wife dey feed waka go market.

I love this post mehn..

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 5:54pm On Apr 13, 2016
Jacko1:
Som1 said castrated eunuch so on point

Knew that man had no balls

Remind me of this lakasagba movie.... choi choi

Husband goin to market because u r celebrity

I feel fo this man

Bet he hardly hav sex wif her


Dont marry a woman dat is domineering if u are a cool guy

Fire shld marry fire if nt u d man wil suffer

Serve him right wn dey did nt date br marriage

Chill jor grin


It's all for Love Ogbeni tongue

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 5:52pm On Apr 13, 2016
kaeforum:
Dont blame this woman, if the houseboy
husband isnt complaining what right do we have to complain.

I tire for these sillybrities
. They are out of touch with reality.


Are all 'horsebands' not houseboys?

Picks teeth cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by kilode100(f): 5:49pm On Apr 13, 2016
Kikikikikik cheesy cheesy cheesy


Way to go girl... Una never hala grin


Ndi ara tongue

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