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Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys Now Want Deeper Life Sisters! by kilode100(f): 8:47am On Mar 31, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


If you no like them, Jump enter well....

#TeamDeeperLife!!

See as you dey fall kumuyi hand, I don't think he will like the way you addressed Sister kilode100

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Family / Re: What Could Cause A Married Woman To Steal? by kilode100(f): 8:42am On Mar 31, 2016
OYINBOGOJU:


One day they will put tire on your neck and no one will cry.

You must be part of those idiot that says stealing is not corruption.

See how poverty has changed human to animal.

This one be like who asewo people don show shege..
Sorry o.. Next time when you dey go olosho joint make sure you tie your few change inside condom..
Pained oniranu oshi cheesy

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Politics / Re: Don't Be Silent, Declare Fulani Herdsmen Terrorists Now – Benue Elders To Buhari by kilode100(f): 7:57pm On Mar 30, 2016
Too long
Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys Now Want Deeper Life Sisters! by kilode100(f): 7:56pm On Mar 30, 2016
Cutehector:
Tufiakwa!!! I rathe marry a prostitutte


You be correct Man jor!
Deeper life sisters/brothers wey no dey baf nor brush teeth na him human being wan go marry?.. I'd rather stay unmarried jawe..

Dem go wear long skirt, shapeless blouse, tenth grade okrika shoes, no perfume etc etc...

The stench from their body is a story for another day.

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Politics / Re: Photos: Ex VP, Atiku Abubakar Serves And Eats With Kids In IDP Camp by kilode100(f): 7:51pm On Mar 30, 2016
Abeggi!

Na hawusa and APC clowns dem deceive with that charade.

See as e resemble monkey

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Religion / Re: Should Children Be Taught To Fight Back by kilode100(f): 7:44pm On Mar 30, 2016
asalimpo:
As in fight back bullies in school, in the compound etc.
I know how horrifying it can be to face a bully or a gang, but
what about the spiritual aspect of it all.
How should kids be taught to respond to bullying in a way that pleases God.
Some, kids get so scared of bullies they dread school.

What spiritual aspect are you talking about?.. Do you turning the other cheek for slaps?..

Kids should be taught to fight back biko... Once, a kid ruffled my son and I told my son to hit back and when he was hesitating, I slapped the Useless pikin myself ojare.. From that day onwards, my son has assumed the toga of a warrior and it suits me just fine jawe..

An eye for an eye biko!!.. He said his Useless teacher always told him to be the bigger person(if I hear)
Politics / Re: Opinion: What Do You Think Will Be Done To Make Nigeria Great Again by kilode100(f): 7:35pm On Mar 30, 2016
Macelliot:

what's revolution?


Ask google biko. Person no fit scatter grammar again?

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Romance / Re: Policeman Dies In Lagos Hotel While Having Fun With His Girlfriend by kilode100(f): 7:34pm On Mar 30, 2016
Pulease!!...

At least, he left with a Bang!!... He is being celebrated both home and abroad for this heroic feat!!

The Orgasm must have been earth shattering..

Rip Olosho Policeman tongue

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Politics / Re: Opinion: What Do You Think Will Be Done To Make Nigeria Great Again by kilode100(f): 7:30pm On Mar 30, 2016
Macelliot:

Revolution?

But hate Nnamdi Kanu?

Yea..
Politics / Re: Opinion: What Do You Think Will Be Done To Make Nigeria Great Again by kilode100(f): 7:23pm On Mar 30, 2016
succyreal:
ladies and gentlemen, the situation of our dear country is really running from grace to grass, everything in Nigeria has been from bad to worse. a lot of things are unfolding, things are sold at high cost and people are really dying of starvation, no fuel talk less of money.
it is high time for us to suggest possible solutions to Nigeria problems.
I know greater number of Nigerians will read and have access to contributed towards the success of our great country. who knows your suggestion can help.


Revolution!!

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Romance / Re: Nigerians Need To Change Their Mentality by kilode100(f): 7:22pm On Mar 30, 2016
Cutehector:
kiss



Depression I must say...


Wickedness grin grin
Politics / Re: I Never Slapped My Deputy − El-rufai by kilode100(f): 7:21pm On Mar 30, 2016
Loooolz cheesy cheesy

Hell Rufai with him miniature/caricature abi midget hands fit slap person? cheesy cheesy

Oh Chim o grin grin


Hell Rufai kwa? Kikikikikik

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Religion / Re: Jesus Actor Mistakenly Falls Off Pole (video) by kilode100(f): 7:18pm On Mar 30, 2016
Harmored:
Jesus actor almost killed himself by falling of pole during easter crucifixion show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C05phP-SAgg


He must have been drunk.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Need To Change Their Mentality by kilode100(f): 7:16pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hadez:
If they see a guy with lots of girls they will keep hailing him, but ur they notice s girl with two different guys they will call her olosho. U people need to be civilised. No gender is restricted to anything


Can someone pin this Aunty down and fhuck the living goodness into her life?... How many threads today?..

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Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop This Irritating Act by kilode100(f): 7:13pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hadez:

I cnt bring myself so low to argue with u. Have fun fooling yourself grin

But you can bring Yourself Low to collect blokos abi? cheesy cheesy
Comot here jor!... This one dey find who go knack am cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Who Can Answer This Important question APC asked last year by kilode100(f): 7:10pm On Mar 30, 2016
APC party of clowns, rapist, child molesters, wife molesters, thieves, liars...


APC is a curse to Nigeria!

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Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop This Irritating Act by kilode100(f): 7:04pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hadez:


Keep revealing ur secrets. U r one of d reasons y men dnt respect women

Aunty, stay your house and stop parambulating a Man's house o...
Btw, it seems I struck a tiny nerve there tongue tongue

Dem go say, I feel so sweaty, can I use your bathroom.. Chai.. grin

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Family / Re: What Could Cause A Married Woman To Steal? by kilode100(f): 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2016
The man is a Lazy Bastard!!

He should provide for his wife so that his wife can stop stealing...
I'd rather you call it tapping as stealing is too strong a word biko..

I kilode100, do tap money from guys pocket and I don't see it as stealing...

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Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop This Irritating Act by kilode100(f): 6:57pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hadez:
Why must you always make advances whenever we come visiting? Can't u just respect yourself n be a gentle man?

If we say we can't come to your house dt u shuld take us out, u will say we r gold diggers. If we cm 2 ur house, u will start moving close and touching us anyhow dt Is just embarrassing Wt do u take women 4?

You carry your left legs waka go man house, you say make e no gbensh you??.. cheesy cheesy

All these bastard olosho women wey Toto dey always scratch sef... Guys, touch them anyhow if dem venture come your door... All these cock teasers sef...

Meanwhile, e dey hungry dem o... Bros, I dey sweat, I fit comot my blouse?... I no want my trouser to rumple, can I wear your boxers?...

Ndi ara cheesy

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Politics / Re: Fayose ‘I Told Nigerians Not To Vote For Buhari,’ Governor Says by kilode100(f): 6:47pm On Mar 30, 2016
Buhari really fhuck up biko!!..

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Herbalist In Nsukka, Enugu (photo) by kilode100(f): 6:43pm On Mar 30, 2016
Lagusta:


Madam ping me ASAP!!!

Babe...

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat. (my Advise To The Op) by kilode100(f): 5:32pm On Mar 23, 2016
gbens2000:
owo don show oh,don't forget me oh wen it sets. cheesy


Lol
Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat. (my Advise To The Op) by kilode100(f): 5:25pm On Mar 23, 2016
gbens2000:
for some time nw AV not been seeing ur comments hope u ar good.

Thanks Babe... Just busy with some stuff.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Herbalist In Nsukka, Enugu (photo) by kilode100(f): 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
I only see the big blokos in the boxers.

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat. (my Advise To The Op) by kilode100(f): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2016
Orisirisi.
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Omoni Oboli, Lands Huge Endorsement Deal by kilode100(f): 5:01pm On Mar 23, 2016
*Seen*
Politics / Re: Dasuki Refused To Be Brought To Court − Efcc’s Lawyer by kilode100(f): 4:59pm On Mar 23, 2016
*Seen*
Romance / Re: How To Make Love To A Lady by kilode100(f): 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2016
Learner oshi!

There's nothing like honesty in Lovemaking.. The ones we like/love, are always bad on bed, we lie to make them feel good, whilst praying they ejaculate and leave you the hell alone...

Sincerely? You dey craze jor

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Politics / Re: My Experience Today Near Lagos Lagoon by kilode100(f): 4:51pm On Mar 23, 2016
Front page because you nearly die?..

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Business / Re: Dangote In Casual Outfit At Lagos Polo Club (Photos) by kilode100(f): 4:43pm On Mar 23, 2016
Aptitude89:

Wasnt online all days...... Sorry maa'am dont knw u r one of world bzns tycoon.
Dont mind if u can get me iphone6 undecided grin


cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Soyinka And Falana React To Ese's Abduction by kilode100(f): 9:21pm On Mar 07, 2016
Aisha Buhari is 44yrs, her first child is 28yrs, do the math..


Na their way...

Change is here o..

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