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Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:01pm On Dec 08, 2013
360prince: . Abeg no try that tin oh..

Because if you try, all the ladies in this room go flogg you....


Girls pls if una lik me, press LIKE button..sad
na deir suggestions o... ma c wu go like am
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2013
m gon blow ya d**k if u don't update

Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 8:55am On Dec 08, 2013
Beauty Jacobs: I smell jealousy in d air, fine, lets settle dis in d arena not by swords, but by arrows.
just like in hunger games?..
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 5:18pm On Dec 07, 2013
360prince: . Kai.... You be bad boy o00o
no do come update... hw body
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:45pm On Dec 07, 2013
360prince: . Why you too de lie ?sad

me no de true your oh. I wonder how many girls you don Bleep
guy I shy pass you o
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 10:32am On Dec 07, 2013
360prince: . Ok sir. Am gonna keep my self oh, because my body is a temple of God.

Have you x girl before?wink
Pls how does it taste?grin
guy I never do am o.. I bn get chances bt I refuse o
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 10:06am On Dec 07, 2013
mikemodel24: What abt u parent are dey the 1 u call ur aunt nd uncle
my dad do travel alot nd my mum worked at ministry of health den
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 6:48am On Dec 07, 2013
360prince: grin LWKMD. Omo i de fear o00o. But if babes go fit tie my legs and hand claim on me, yes thats when i go accept that fuckinggg because if police go ask or my dad ask, i go say na them do mesmiley
guy no dy fear but if u no wan do am just kip urself o
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 6:29am On Dec 07, 2013
thanks man
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:12am On Dec 07, 2013
360prince: . Beauty, i swear if to say na you been de her shoe. I for fuckkk you o00o without wasting timewink

dear, i want mak my story go that way slowly, slowLY. Beside my battery don de die thats why i no de up date regularly.
c wu wan bleep person wen people ready for u.. u gree do am?
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:09am On Dec 07, 2013
360prince: . grin i de laug for my 2tupidity
ma follow u laff.. hihihihihahahahehehegege
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 7:09pm On Dec 06, 2013
stardragon: **yawns** were's dt my alomo self.
do u care for weed?
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 4:43pm On Dec 06, 2013
prince hw fa... dat update na d BOMB...Kudos
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 2:18pm On Dec 06, 2013
adegwurulez: *following*
thanks man
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 1:36pm On Dec 06, 2013
please don't just read and go please comment
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2013
prince better update o
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2013
grin
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 11:04am On Dec 06, 2013
After everything, I went and change my uniform, did my home work , then went outside and met Mary. We went to our corner and she told me that she heard me crying. She said I that I shouldn't worry that they would be tired one day. She gave me a sensational hug and at that point, all the pains from the beating disappeared. We started playing my ball.

My hands were still up, so i made a motion as if I wanted to catch a fly with my hands.
I think Matthew understood what I did because he started laughing. But there was a problem while making the motion with my hands, I mistakenly slapped a fly into her nose. The way this girl started crying and blowing her nose omo I was scared o. If not for God and the catarrh that formed in her nose while she was crying that made it easy for the fly to come out, I wouldn't be here today to testify.

When we got home, the first thing she said without greeting is that I pushed a fly into her nose. GBAM see gobe o. Immediately I shouted its a lie o. That we wanted to come home but a wandering fly that was looking for a dwelling place saw her nose and perched in it. I added that if to say she doesn't poke nose that her nose wouldn't be big a enough to contain a tsetse fly. After saying that, I ran into my room to avoid another building plan on my back; this time maybe it would Gwarinpa estate.

After doing my home work in the room, I came out with my ball. Up till today I don't know what I did but my Uncle came outside collected my and PAAAOOOOOoooo my ball is gone. I ran inside and reported him to my mum as if I wanted her to beat him. She queried him but that was the highest she could do. So I waited for my dad to return and reported him. But to my my greatest surprise, my dad was mute.I got angry and went outside and saw some boys playing a ball made from bloated gum.I asked of the and was told that it's #5.I ran inside and whispered it to my dad's ear that I wanted it of which he gave me.I joyfully and happily ran outside and crossed the street and bought the ball.

When I came back,I started playing it,my Uncle peeped or "so I thought " because he came out and gave me a THUNDEROUS slap and said that I haven't done my assignments that all I want to do is play football. I asked him a question saying: Have I ever pull of my uniform before my assignments?.The response I gave him got him angry, which made him to deep my new bought #5 ball into a bowl filled with petrol.

OMO NA GOBE BE THAT O.
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 1:44am On Dec 06, 2013
omo I 4 no dy alive today
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 1:12am On Dec 06, 2013
tmamuda: Kip d update comin, wit u
thanks I'll do dat in d morning
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:51am On Dec 06, 2013
360prince: . Thanks for your understanding my man.

I read your story. It very very nice. More ink to your pen.
But no de claim girls when playing hid and seekwink
thanks
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:51am On Dec 06, 2013
360prince: . Thanks for your understanding my man.

I read your story. It very very nice. More ink to your pen.
But no de claim girls when playing hid and seekwink
omo na film we dy practice o
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 12:47am On Dec 06, 2013
360prince: .wow nice one bro...

Why you sleep ontop her for backyard?
Calling it hid and seek..

na film we dy practice o
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:22am On Dec 06, 2013
360prince: . Guy no tink say na lie i de lie.
Na another battery i de use now now.

What am explaini in my statement was that, i couldn't sit to re-type it again because right now am feeling pains. Remember wetin happen to me 000sad
omo.. chairman relax ur self o.. no dy discomfort ya self o bt if u can update, u do it if u can't explain y u can't
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:00am On Dec 06, 2013
360prince: . Ok, sirrr
I dy wait o
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:49pm On Dec 05, 2013
abeg help me read my story for my signature @prince

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