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Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:01pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
360prince: . Abeg no try that tin oh..na deir suggestions o... ma c wu go like am |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
m gon blow ya d**k if u don't update
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Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 8:55am On Dec 08, 2013 |
Beauty Jacobs: I smell jealousy in d air, fine, lets settle dis in d arena not by swords, but by arrows.just like in hunger games?.. |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 5:18pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
360prince: . Kai.... You be bad boy o00ono do come update... hw body |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:45pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
360prince: . Why you too de lie ?guy I shy pass you o |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 10:32am On Dec 07, 2013 |
360prince: . Ok sir. Am gonna keep my self oh, because my body is a temple of God.guy I never do am o.. I bn get chances bt I refuse o |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 10:06am On Dec 07, 2013 |
mikemodel24: What abt u parent are dey the 1 u call ur aunt nd unclemy dad do travel alot nd my mum worked at ministry of health den |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 6:48am On Dec 07, 2013 |
360prince: LWKMD. Omo i de fear o00o. But if babes go fit tie my legs and hand claim on me, yes thats when i go accept that fuckinggg because if police go ask or my dad ask, i go say na them do meguy no dy fear but if u no wan do am just kip urself o |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 6:29am On Dec 07, 2013 |
thanks man |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:12am On Dec 07, 2013 |
360prince: . Beauty, i swear if to say na you been de her shoe. I for fuckkk you o00o without wasting timec wu wan bleep person wen people ready for u.. u gree do am? |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:09am On Dec 07, 2013 |
360prince: . i de laug for my 2tupidityma follow u laff.. hihihihihahahahehehegege |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 7:09pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
stardragon: **yawns** were's dt my alomo self.do u care for weed? |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 4:43pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
prince hw fa... dat update na d BOMB...Kudos |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 2:18pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
adegwurulez: *following*thanks man |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 1:36pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
please don't just read and go please comment |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2013 |
prince better update o |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2013 |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 11:04am On Dec 06, 2013 |
After everything, I went and change my uniform, did my home work , then went outside and met Mary. We went to our corner and she told me that she heard me crying. She said I that I shouldn't worry that they would be tired one day. She gave me a sensational hug and at that point, all the pains from the beating disappeared. We started playing my ball. My hands were still up, so i made a motion as if I wanted to catch a fly with my hands. I think Matthew understood what I did because he started laughing. But there was a problem while making the motion with my hands, I mistakenly slapped a fly into her nose. The way this girl started crying and blowing her nose omo I was scared o. If not for God and the catarrh that formed in her nose while she was crying that made it easy for the fly to come out, I wouldn't be here today to testify. When we got home, the first thing she said without greeting is that I pushed a fly into her nose. GBAM see gobe o. Immediately I shouted its a lie o. That we wanted to come home but a wandering fly that was looking for a dwelling place saw her nose and perched in it. I added that if to say she doesn't poke nose that her nose wouldn't be big a enough to contain a tsetse fly. After saying that, I ran into my room to avoid another building plan on my back; this time maybe it would Gwarinpa estate. After doing my home work in the room, I came out with my ball. Up till today I don't know what I did but my Uncle came outside collected my and PAAAOOOOOoooo my ball is gone. I ran inside and reported him to my mum as if I wanted her to beat him. She queried him but that was the highest she could do. So I waited for my dad to return and reported him. But to my my greatest surprise, my dad was mute.I got angry and went outside and saw some boys playing a ball made from bloated gum.I asked of the and was told that it's #5.I ran inside and whispered it to my dad's ear that I wanted it of which he gave me.I joyfully and happily ran outside and crossed the street and bought the ball. When I came back,I started playing it,my Uncle peeped or "so I thought " because he came out and gave me a THUNDEROUS slap and said that I haven't done my assignments that all I want to do is play football. I asked him a question saying: Have I ever pull of my uniform before my assignments?.The response I gave him got him angry, which made him to deep my new bought #5 ball into a bowl filled with petrol. OMO NA GOBE BE THAT O. |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 1:44am On Dec 06, 2013 |
omo I 4 no dy alive today |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 1:12am On Dec 06, 2013 |
tmamuda: Kip d update comin, wit uthanks I'll do dat in d morning |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:51am On Dec 06, 2013 |
360prince: . Thanks for your understanding my man.thanks |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:51am On Dec 06, 2013 |
360prince: . Thanks for your understanding my man.omo na film we dy practice o |
Literature / Re: The Story Of My Life by Kingademos(m): 12:47am On Dec 06, 2013 |
360prince: .wow nice one bro...na film we dy practice o |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:22am On Dec 06, 2013 |
360prince: . Guy no tink say na lie i de lie.omo.. chairman relax ur self o.. no dy discomfort ya self o bt if u can update, u do it if u can't explain y u can't |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 12:00am On Dec 06, 2013 |
360prince: . Ok, sirrrI dy wait o |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Kingademos(m): 11:49pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
abeg help me read my story for my signature @prince |
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