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Crime / Re: Confession: How I Killed Super TV Boss – Chidinma by Kingpin1000: 4:33am On Oct 13, 2022
I don't buy into this self defence narrative under the influence of drugs..
The person who cooked up this story for her is still a learner.
There are so many loopholes in this story.

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Politics / Re: Weird MC Pictured With Peter Obi In Manchester by Kingpin1000: 2:48pm On Oct 10, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Peter obi has perfected the strategy of how to get sympathy from average joes if you are wealthy.

1. Carry your bag by yourself.
2. Fly economy class
3. Always discuss with the average joe
4. Wear the same type of clothes and shoes
5. Sit among the average joes even if you given a high table
6. Always take pictures with them.
My thoughts

Results = the average joe will think you are humble and a good person.
Family / Re: My Wife Refused To Block The Guy She Cheated With by Kingpin1000: 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2022
Too many weak men these days.. someone is having an affair with your wife and all you can do is to tell her to block her joy giver and yet she told you no, with a flimsy excuse of knowing the bastard before you..
Oga that guy is more important than you and you shouldn't be surprised if He lay claim to your daughters because he was banging your wife before you knew and got married to her and is still banging your wife.
Ones a woman taste another prick and she cum, my brother just forget it.
Leave that wife ASAP so that we will not see obituary of a nairalander.
Ì know you won't listen because, your type na SIMP.

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Politics / Re: Don't Listen To Anyone Telling You Obi Will Divide Atiku Vote by Kingpin1000: 11:50am On Oct 09, 2022
An APC urchin just opened a thread. Lol in reality, it is Tinubu's vote that will be divided.. the south west bloc vote is a goner.
O.P your thread is written "APC urchin" all over.

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Politics / Re: APC Releases Asiwaju Bola Tinubu's City Boy Picture by Kingpin1000: 7:15am On Oct 09, 2022
bennybuhari:
Tinubu is very loaded under. Little wonder ladies are dying to have his attention
The only thing loaded under is his urine filled Urostomy bag.

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Politics / Re: APC Releases Asiwaju Bola Tinubu's City Boy Picture by Kingpin1000: 7:11am On Oct 09, 2022
muykem:
Nigerian behold your next president God's willing.
The voice of the people, is the voice of God. The people are not willing so God will not let us face another calamity. except the people love to suffer then God will give them Tinubu.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off The Bag Pastor Tobi Gifted Chioma, Which She Can't Carry Withou by Kingpin1000: 6:22am On Oct 08, 2022
The only place for the poor man is the grave.. very soon they may even be deprived of that itself.
You need to be rich to be noticed by even your pastor.

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Crime / Re: Youths In Ibadan Oyo State Protest Against EFCC (video) by Kingpin1000: 4:17pm On Oct 06, 2022
These guys are criminals they are kit fighting for a just cause, see how lawless Nigeria has become when thieves protests against the law.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrest In Warri: Ladies Protest Against EFC, Saying Free Our Yahoo Bfriends by Kingpin1000: 2:15pm On Oct 04, 2022
They are all Obidients.
Crime / Re: How Do I Know If My Son Was Truly Rusticated ?? by Kingpin1000: 7:04am On Oct 04, 2022
blackmamber:
Hello Nairaland,I need your help on how to find out if my son was truly rusticated

Few weeks ago. Someone in my street(neighbor) called me and reported a case of my son and his friend fighting

She said they really fought, insulted and casted each others secret.
She told me my son was rusticated in school and he’s also in cult.

He schools in ekiti state uni(oye )
Is there a way I can know if he’s still a student or not. I’m planning to go to his school this weekend but I had love to know if there’s a way I can find out online or if Nairaland can help me
Sir, it's not hard to find out, just go to his HOD and make inquiries directly from him/her without letting your son know.

About the cult part, you can do that yourself, by visiting the saynotocultism thread . There you can get tips on how to demystify your son if he is one.

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TV/Movies / Re: Fans Shocked As Asake Perform With Live Goat In Atlanta by Kingpin1000: 6:58am On Oct 04, 2022
My inner conspiracy theorist say: these new trend of using goat at events recently, is like a praise to belzebbub the goat headed demon for the fame they've got.
Politics / Re: Mohammed Sani Dattijo: Why North Must Vote For Tinubu by Kingpin1000: 9:41pm On Oct 01, 2022
The yeye Senator is commanding North to vote Tinubu..
" why not will vote Tinubu" would have been more appealing to both parties but Tinubu urchins will always be urchins.
Tinubu may loose Lagos the way I am see it.

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Family / Re: Unfortunately I Am Not The Father Of My Fourth Child by Kingpin1000: 12:28pm On Sep 29, 2022
Johnnyjohnnyman:
Good day all. I have posted exactly 2 months ago concerning my fourth child I went ahead with the DNA test unfortunately I am not her father. Right now a lot of things have been going through my head i am shattered and depressed. . I don't know yet what is going to happen in my marriage I just don't know if the marriage will work or not.
I just wanted to keep you updated about the DNA.
I am really happy for you.. don't get depressed,it is a win win situation for you. If I were close to you I would have bought enough weed for us to celebrate. You now have the decision to either love the child as an adopted or kick both of them out but you should know your other kids have already bonded with that child and will be affected.
Mehn, I don't envy you bro.. you are going through a lot right now but can take solace on the fact that you knew early not too late.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: War In Ukraine: Scholz Says Putin Is Making Mistakes After Mistakes by Kingpin1000: 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2022
Germany is just another colony of the US, how can you not say anything when you know it was the US who sabotaged NORDSTREAM II.
guy should just chill and wait for the revolution that will hit germany .
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: American Rapper Coolio Dies Of Heart Attack At 59 by Kingpin1000: 9:09am On Sep 29, 2022
Zoharariel:


No be only coroner, na mortuary - olodo! grin

BTW, na only “Gangsta’s Paradise” sabi, what about “See You When You Get There” ?

Mehn, just like Nas said - Hip-hop is dead!
Bro that gangsta's paradise was enigmatic.
The first thing that hit me when I heard of his demise was gangsta paradise. Man lyrics was top notch, see you when you get there was a bomb but gangsta paradise was on another level. That was when HIP HOP was HIP HOP and you need to be poetic to be on top of your game. I can't talk much about this generation of artiste, I can only respect Lamar and Cole but even at that, they are not part of this generation.

Only the intro of gangsta paradise was something else.
" I as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my life and realise there is nothing left...."
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: American Rapper Coolio Dies Of Heart Attack At 59 by Kingpin1000: 5:49am On Sep 29, 2022
Gangsta paradise... one of the best songs ever.
RIP man.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China’s Yuan Sinks To Record Low Against US Dollar by Kingpin1000: 12:44am On Sep 29, 2022
The British pound have crashed

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Politics / Re: Douye Diri Queries Bayelsa Population Figure, Says Nigeria Lacks Adequate Census by Kingpin1000: 12:36am On Sep 29, 2022
Cti28:

6 people sharing a single room, and you call that smartness?
You call wearing one cloth for a month smartness?
Something must be wrong with your head
Yes it's smartness, they will shout one Nigeria bit will never build houses outside of their terrain.
Politics / Re: Douye Diri Queries Bayelsa Population Figure, Says Nigeria Lacks Adequate Census by Kingpin1000: 12:33am On Sep 29, 2022
DeOTR:

True they don't mind doing dirty jobs, but that doesn't make them very rich.
I like the fact that they live a very simple life. But of a truth, poverty is really widespread in the North, more than what's obtainable in the south.
I am not saying they are rich, but what I am trying to say is they are not as poor as we paint them to be.
A southerner who earns 50k will want to live like He earns 100k and that is the opposite of the northerners.
Politics / Re: Douye Diri Queries Bayelsa Population Figure, Says Nigeria Lacks Adequate Census by Kingpin1000: 9:06pm On Sep 28, 2022
DeOTR:

They are not that rich. Maybe some, but most are very poor.
I was also thinking that way.l until I started interacting.
In the present Nigeria, there is no business in Nigeria that northerners are not doing. Northerner dominate those dirty business wey dey fetch money like recycling.
Politics / Re: Douye Diri Queries Bayelsa Population Figure, Says Nigeria Lacks Adequate Census by Kingpin1000: 8:58pm On Sep 28, 2022
udemzyudex:


I get one of my guy wet go Alaba go buy laptops from container, most of them wey dey there no get the money to buy the full container since the seller be wan clear am off,dem contribute money among those wey dey around but e no reach.

Na one aboki come buy everything including the car wey dey inside the container.
Dem come need to beg aboki make he sell some for them because dem no fit just to empty handed like that.

This na container wey worth over #10m ooo
Bro I have done business with Aboki men, their payment na ones no too much talk. I was thinking they are extremely poor until I started interacting with them.
One maruwa for my street, dey train him son for Univeristy of Ghana, how baba dey take do am, I asked him if the boy was on scholarship, baba say no, na him dey train am, I just shut up.

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Politics / Re: Douye Diri Queries Bayelsa Population Figure, Says Nigeria Lacks Adequate Census by Kingpin1000: 8:45pm On Sep 28, 2022
sulaak:


If they are smart, 90% of Northern Nigeria will not be living in extreme poverty.
Bros I dey tell you say thise people dey pretend you dey talk about poverty. Northerners get money pass Southerner, dem dey open bank for northerners on sunday, if you see money wey those people dey deposit e ho shock you.
Southerners do militancy and UGM with boat and buses but Nothern bandits dey use helicopter ,how dem take get helicopter.
You see wetin dem do Wike and wetin dem dey cook for Tinubu?

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Romance / Re: My Room Mate Is Always Apologizing To His Girlfriend For He Did And Didn’t Do. by Kingpin1000: 8:21pm On Sep 28, 2022
Your roommate na SIMP.
Like the poster above said, Women don't like to babysit there men.
A woman cannot be dating another woman when she is no gay na, likewise men. Major reason why men always have issues with women that act like men. It is the duty of the man to love but for the woman to respect her man na Bible talk am. Wetin pain me pass the first man God created was a SIMP na wetin make if no fit respect Adam, she go ear fruit wey Adam tell her say God say make them no eat, but that is a story for another day.
The moment you start begging a girl at every given time. You lose respect and things will definitely start to fall apart.
Ever wonder why girls love bad boys, it is because most bad boys are Alphas. Them no send you, na dem go make you vex na you go still apologise. All in all just be ready to babysit your friend when the breakfast is served.
O.P Adeboye, Oyedepo, Ibeyomie etc. Are not Simps, being an Alpha doesn't mean you should arrogant but must have a little touch of vawulence. If those men wife see them as SIMP their church for no grow at all.

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Politics / Re: Douye Diri Queries Bayelsa Population Figure, Says Nigeria Lacks Adequate Census by Kingpin1000: 8:10pm On Sep 28, 2022
Na that censors under OBJ northerners carry play southerners 419.
Under Obasanjo regime o.
Then somebody go say northerners no smart. Na northerners smart pass for Nigeria.
There account go dey read millions but na only 3 cloth den get. Northerners would rather pay for for a single room with upto 6 people living inside than build a house.
One man wey I dey pity tell me say him dey vex say him no sell onions well this year na only 6+ million naira him sell and baba still get cows o, wetin baba wear for leg na bathroom slippers. You be mumu if you feel say aboki na mumu.

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Business / Re: Under 35 CEOs: I Started My Real Estate Company in the University - Arnold by Kingpin1000: 6:08pm On Sep 27, 2022
Say no to fraud angry grin grin

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Politics / Re: See The Beautiful Roads That GOV OBASEKI Will COMMISSION Today In Akwa Ibom by Kingpin1000: 8:37am On Sep 27, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
Mediocre roads!
No side walk for pedestrians or cyclists who live in that area. No accommodation for broken-down vehicles that will obstruct traffic.

Who builds a 2 lane road in this day and age?

Brainless fouls!
He built a road not a high way and from the picture it is like a rural area.
I'll be waiting to see,pictures beautiful roads built by your governor.

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Romance / Re: / by Kingpin1000: 8:24am On Sep 27, 2022
Mugu, the vagina is acidic by nature and it drops those fluid on the panties.
It's not about hygiene, if you try to reduce the acidity of the vagina many microorganisms will invade or even colonize the vagina, which is one of the causes of candidiasis, which causative agent is Candida albicans

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Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Names Saraki, Anyim, Shekarau, Others As Special Advisers by Kingpin1000: 8:11am On Sep 27, 2022
Atiku, na bad man. Atiku decided to use Secondus as his special adviser on how to give Wike woto woto.
Wike and secondus were in thesame cartel, Wike rebelled secondus by orchestrating a successful mutiny, forgetting that a thousand years is like a day when the day of reckoning comes. He used his influence as a Danes man to install Ayu as the D1 forgetting that a king is no man's boy. Atiku was on his own plotting from behind the scenes like an ancient Danes man on how the event will turn around to his favour. Wike becoming power drunk dropped his guard and started fighting those who were naturally his cartel men, thinking that he has the support of Tambuwal who has fought hand in hand with him in the 2019 convention where wike was the supplier of armoury and Rubbers(money) but they were still defeated. Unfortunately and unknown to Wike, Tambuwal had already aligned with Atiku and was given the rebellion of his life, but Wike forget the O.T that every politician is a potential rebel depending on his interests.
Wike then took his internal ruggedity to the next level by frolicking with BSTs, capping carelessly instead of keeping mute hereby opening all his cards.
He was cheered by BSTs to continue his infighting to sink the ship that his is also sailing but the table has started to turn and he is attacking both BSTs and also rebelling the ship but when you fail to anchor the ship and the ship decides to anchor you instead the result is always thesame, e no dey ever go well, dem go drill and drive you wetin no good. You go start to ask yourself why you even come onboard at the first place.
....... this is just the beginning of the saga.

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