Gd morning all. Anyone born on june here? I feel like dashing out som credit. Wish u all a blissful day

nell07: OYA.. E don knack midnyt.
Lights out!!
Make oll of una go crash..(not like Dana air sha)
and lemme not catch any bois in d gals hall 2nyt *flashing torchlight*

no noise is allowed.... Altho loud snoring is encouraged
i remember my roomie bak in skl. D guy snoring loud pass locomotive train.
One faithful nyt lyk dat. PHCN been don bone us as usual. And na during exam period wey most guys don broke scatter to even buy one litre of fuel. Bud dis my guy no send d heat sef.. Him jux dey faya d snore dey go,

at about 11pm, i heard a babe-knock on my door (of course if guy knock u go know na)

i quickly put on my boxers (i sleep in d nude).. Opened d door and saw dis chic standing there wid 2BB's and one nokia. With charger o. Say she wan charge fone. Hahaha.
Me i surprise come ask am whether she see lyt for my room.
She come dey apologise say she been hear my 'gen' dey run so she run to come charge fone.
Na so i just hol my belle begin tear laff for ther (i no even know when d gal take commot).
D babe beeen mistake my guy snore for generator. Only God know why I no deaf for dat room sef


so.. Like a said b4.
Light awt!!
And swt drms too
*turns off light, flings off boxers & grabs pillow*

una gdnyt abeg

Lol..all u shld hv done is get a 2 pin plug n fix into his nostrils,u wil av light. Btw do u really sleep widout boxers,as in stack naked?

BJ88:
No corper shun wen its raining heavily....as for d whites,u can use them provided d design isnt really bold!

tanx Blessing John

nell07:

yea.. I think it will be allowed. Dunno for sure tho. Buh someguy told me it will.
Dunno abuh parades in da rain. But as far as i'm concern i'd choose it over d sun ANY DAY!




yea.. I think it will be allowed. Dunno for sure tho. Buh someguy told me it will.
Dunno abuh parades in da rain. But as far as i'm concern i'd choose it over d sun ANY DAY!


@shygal..
Walahi. Me sef dondey envy Zeros small small

tanx nell. Me i prefer rain o,if not 4 ma phones n oda valuables

Shygal: it depnds on d camp, buh ma frnd hu servd in anambra told me batch b is a flexin batch coz most tyms wen it rains, evry1 remains indoors n all she did den ws slip. She told me she hd enof slip in d hostel coz most tyms they were indoors i.e hostels coz of d rains. Since no b 'ultimate search' we no supoz dey unda rain 4any reazn o. Health is Wealth. As 4d 3/4 if d designs aint dt bold n colorful, it wil b allowd.

thanks honey.

sammygold: . Swiry dos words aint wash, dey r real xpressions of wat i feel n wana make real 4 u n i if u culd divorce our boss... Mayb u shuld also kn dis. I'm a very romantic guy, i hav a gr8 flair 4 fashion wch means i'm gona b complementing ur fashion skils, i gat sum gr8 culinary skil wch means u wil always hav a helping hand in d kitchen. I'm d only son in my house so no other wife culd trouble ya. Think again my Ochanya.

in all ur gettings get cash.9-zero's gat some cash

Romance has made ma question unnoticed. I ask again,are we supposed 2b doing d corper shun thing@d parade ground while it is raining? 2ndly,i gat some white three quarter knickers bt they av some little design at d sides...wil they allow it'

sigba:
Hmmm. Fine boy. Nice meeting u.

dnt tel me u're leavin ujchief

norilicious: ...

mayb hes being extra carefl..doesnt wnt to reveal too much..i repect dt sha..weda na igbo linguistic or forestry,animal science whicheva one wey im be....na graduate..u fit see am for bank afta service...

wicked gal

Instead of these pple 2 establish industries,go get foreigners 2 train us in diff.fields so da we cn become indepndnt.they're busy talking trash.Wat a bunch of clueless n visionless leaders. I'm annoyed

Martial arts! Lwkmd!! Are u kidding me?
Snail farming,grasscutter farming,bee keeping. Hahahahahahehehehehohohohokikikiki. O God!
Guys we need 2 beg God 2 4gv us,cuz dis is pure punishment,n a slap 2 our face.
Sometimes in ma closet i weep 4 dis country,bt we wnt lose hope. D future of dis nation lies in our hands,lets all seat up

A particular gal is missing in dis room,ha name's teteyeks. Plz whoeva sees ha shld get msg across 2 ha. I mis ha,d name reminds me of a white,beautiful duck-fowl i used 2 hav in those days

moshoodn:

YOU JUST MADE A LIFETIME DECISION. . .

MAY THE LORD FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS AND WASH YOU SPIC AND SPAN IN HIS BLOOD. . .

SHOUT 7 HALLELUYAHS.

halleluyah!
Halleluyah!
Hallelu...
Halle...
Amen! God bless u pastor

odicowest: so 8mil.naira to close the persons chapter or generation while their own children wil remain abi na God wil purnish all of them

haha! Dats 9ja 4u...senseless pigs on d throne

Shygal: *clearin my throat* hmmmmmn

sorry dear,plz take some vicks blue,gona help ur throat a lot..hehe!

Loskee: hey... anyone still hungry? there's still enough to go round....
ENJOY!!!

only one meat,i no dey eat jare

moshoodn: [size=28pt]MY PIECE OF ADVICE TO US THE REMAINING SURVIVORS:::::


REPENT OF YOUR WAYS, WHO KNOWS HOW TOMORROW IS GONNA BE FOR US...


....FOR IT APPOINTED FOR MAN TO DIE ONCE, AFTER THAT JUDGEMENT.


TURN YOUR WAYS BACK TO GOD NOW, ONLY HE CAN GIVE ETERNAL LIFE.[/size]

i hearby giv ma lyf,i'm born again.Any pastor here 2 pray 4me?,n plz no gal on dis thread shld talk 2me again o!,dnt wana sin

T.stone:


...And also Kinnad the Hero! I see you bro!

i'm loyal uncle T.¤smiles¤

pamgirl: U travel by road, A tanker will catch fire..by air,
plane crashes..u sit in ur house,the plane will come
and meet u, u go to church boko haram will attack
u,u go by sea,militants will attack,u finally run to ur
village,u r kidnapped..! No safe place in naija.What.
A life? May their souls R.I.P amen Let's Pray For Nigeria

Lol.my dear no safe haven in dis world,even if u decide 2 go live n d forest,wild animals wil hunt u down. N if u decide 2 dig a hole n cover urself with sand,ur dead! Dat reminds me,wia hv u bn? Misd u o! Ur name makes ma mouth water,cnt rmbr wen last i tuk palmwine*winks*

sammygold: God i beg o! Neva neva let dem shuffle my posting to a boko haram state. Baba God na beg i dey beg u o!

dnt worry ur family stands a chance of 5mil.naira frm d fed govt,and 3mil.naira frm state govt if anytn hapns

bukkylois:
No mind am, unijos almost killed me, will nvr look at my certificate wifout tinking of 2months non stop tdb I did in my 2nd year

2months non-stop? Dats serious,tut i'm d highest wen it coms 2 tdb

norilicious: ..

nah kin...am an african girl wit wondafl curves at the necessary places...bt am very lightskinned wit a doll face....dts all for nw....n u??

I'm just as cool as d cat,bt ma facebuk page wil show u everytn u want 2 knw abt me. Send me ur email adrss *cheeeeerss*

Alright peepz! Gota attend a special program..Love,Dating&Marriage. Can't afford 2 miss it cuz its gona be ma last till maybe after ma nysc. C u all lera!

norilicious: smtn dey 2.1...while searchin for a job u will gt to knw dt fact..2.2 is nt bad o..bt sm companies n firms dnt go below 2.1..evrytn is Gods grace sha...shygal u r really nt shy..so u luv 9 dt much?? dnt worry i wnt interfere..am female though..a very sexy one at dt..*winks*..bt dnt worry am nt here to pt assunda..wud hv loved uncle T bt hw cn one lov an uncle like dt?? gt my eyes on kinnad or naijaobi..heheeheh

hahahaha!! D moment i saw ur name i suspected u might be a gal cuz it sounds more like an indomie thing. Hope u r not very skinny cuz d name suggests u're kinda slim hehe!

Shygal: hmmmn, it brks ma hrt 2knw dt ma 9 wud alwys b on trips, i dnt evn wana tink abt it sef as 4ma uncle t, he's nt gon brk ma hrt coz he's ma uncle n he's very caring n tnk God u used d word 'may' shws u aint evn certain abt dt.

'may' actually mean 'will/shall' but in a humble xpression. Ur uncle T.stone is gona be hapi 2 av an inlaw like me,hahahahahaha

dennisbee:
Bros, to me nothn dey 2.1. Those wt 2.1 were only jst a little bit more serious than us wt 2.2. Whn I was in sch I didn't do most assignments, and tests. Most times I relied only on exams. This was because I had other engagements. I buckled up in my final year.
If I was serious wt studies I dnt see wht would hv stopped me frm getting my 2.1. I'm comfortable wt my 2.2 jare. The true test of knowledge is in the field!
I still get calls of undergraduates in my dept wanting me to cm gv them tutorials, and na 2.2 student I be oohh.

Lolz... Correct bro. 4me ma 2-2 is as a result of not being able 2 buy some lecturers expensive textbooks,i was realy struggling then

I'm on dining guyz- sunday rice things- feel free 2 join

Shygal: @kinnad ur alwys fond of ignorin me, anyways wid 9 by me n nt 4getin ma one n only uncle t I gat it all... *happy*

oooooh! I'm so sowee dearie,plz 4gv ma ignorance. Aldo my mama told me 2 beware of pretty galz,but not wen it cumz 2 d only shy baby n da hauz. Mind u 9-zeros wnt b there 4u cuz he's always on a trip,n 4 T.stone,he's gota break ur hrt...I may b d only 1 u can lean on afterall*smilez*

sigba:

Also means "by the way"

I gues dis 1 sounds better,tanx sigba

Shygal: btw is between...

So i thought shy,but it dsnt correlate with the sentences i often see it used in

Shygal: goodness! Hw did u knw am slim? It seems u knw me o! Hu art thou pls? *surprizd*

Lol.#winks#

shakz: yea Yea say it loud... Weneva and howeva it movez datz definitely gouna b we MECH ENgR BOYz..KInNad i c u jare

luv u bro,we gotta keep pumping...so we chant
MECH!
MECH!!
MECH!!!...Gr8ESt AMES