Shygal: we are SORRY, we are humans and we all flop smtyms. We didn't mean it dis way, infact i tot i ws jus tryna joke wid d whole tin. Am soorry, sigba is soory and emmy is sooory... Mayb i wud stop playin, i'v crosd ma boundary dis tym

dnt beat up urself,he's 4given u. Odi is a nice guy

Pls guys dnt b offended,dnt wan 2 4m wole soyinka. I'm stil repeating ma quest. Wat does d accronym 'ciao' stand 4 Do 4gv ma naivity

odicowest: bro you look cute,forget those girls i have warned them in the language they wil understand.pls have you collected your result?i learned that they have started issueing it out,i might travel to Enugu tomorrow for it.

ah! If u travel 2mr,wil u com bk n stil travel again 4 call up leta. If u live in lag like me,it'd be beta 2 go 4 dem both 2geda

sigba:
Mehn, this dude is fresh. Are you single? *winks*

Lol..wana double me up?

Nasty22:
oboy y u d 4m don jazzy..beta instal dt 2go asap!!2go rockz

i gat addicted 2 it n it usually stole ma useful tym. Maybe it wil b ma best companion afta camp,who knws...bt til den

Shygal: u shd catch boko haram 4her nt boko haran. lols

boko haran is d latest terrorist grp da just erupted. So u hvnt hrd of it

sigba:
Oh, you mean the arrows? Tot i was the only one dodging those shots.

flairlady: 26 pages.good afternoon everyone

heeey..where hv u beeeeen?

anitank: ANUZ ur name seem to be stirring up controversies.....I like it. Add me on fb jare ANITA FRANCIS

many of dem,which 1 is urs?

Chokolee: wow, i just put a test accross to know if u could understand...nice meeting wit d first igala guy in dis house.

oh, igala

Shygal: *shocked* are u an ibo guy?

aunty dis 1 isnt ibo o,cnt even undrstnd it

Shygal: o yeah, u stil rmbr! U gat a sharp brain.

yeah. I'm a 1st klas material buh i was duped

Shygal: i shd tel u ma blood grp n genotype?

say it 2 d house n let 9 say his own 2. U guys hv lota finz n com'on u knw

Shygal: owk u luk real gud, i ws able 2 view d pix

ok. Uj said u're using techo,bt i told him its a lie

kinnad: lol. Y did u buy it Nt 2 bad sha,no be techno?

oh! U're referring 2 shy?

ujchief:
i hate chinese phones

lol. Y did u buy it Nt 2 bad sha,no be techno?

ujchief:
ur pix reminds me of myself when i was 18, how time flies

Lolz..bascket mouth,hahahahaha

ujchief:
add me up on facebk, i'll pm u my details. Check ur inbox

i need it 2

anuz: House, who s dis damsel named Andy Lotachi?

hmmm...anyway try ur luck,hehe

Shygal: nell is a grt lukin guy. U nid 2 c his pix on fbk. Chai

wats his fb name,wana c wat u saw

Barcanaija: glad to see esutites in da huz.hit me up on ma 2go account lets do sum lil chatin (username: barcanaija)

i've moved outa 2go long ago,even deleted d app. But i may com bk afta camping sha...i wnt 4get da name

Shygal: dts ma reazn. Hop u coded? lol Dnt mind me!

shy!

kinnad live n dirrect. gonna move it off l8r,dnt want strangers stalking on me u knw

Shygal: both, hw?

well its nt abt sch u knw...he's frm ma sch buh...
Odi,she's curious cos she enjoys ur comments,u really do make a lota sense u knw

odicowest: [color=#000000][/color]oga 9zero is like i wil break d rule i wil start skiping some pages i cn't imaging myself having up to 7 pages unread.i dnt even d new comers,some coment i can't remember duo to stress in going through d pages pls all d members of excutives,honurable membes i wil be skiping some pages nw age is not by my side again.lol! New members u re highly welcmed who among u is 4m esut? Hope some of u wil be going to delta wit me nd shaks.DR LOSKEE My prayer is dat u wil fall in d same camp wit me .

beware of dogs...and nationalised lions

Okoya: Hmmmmm!Iriri Aye!!A must read true life mind
blasting story.
We have to be prayerful, my people!!! He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks
for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on
the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time
that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died
horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her
mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her
daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the lady
had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same dreams again,
washed the stains but some still remained. Thesame
dream was repeated the next night again and this time
the old woman gave her a last-warning to wash the
bloodstain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and
the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still
remained. She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home, someone knocked the door. And when she
opened the door she saw the same old woman of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a
blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady
asked, "What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo
Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me
like that...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it
too...... I also wanna kill the guy that sent it to me....
Av fun passing it around

mtscheeew! See how my mind fly...chai

Okoya: Buh seriously, LOSKEE ON MA MIND!!!

Beware of dogs!!!

anuz:
Male of cos

aauuuuwwww...

sigba:
Hmmmmmm. 9 is watching o! Dont say i didnt tell you oh.

dnt panic,she's a babe

Shygal: wow, i'v given a full profile of mysef b4 in d old house, anyways no p. Am a biologist frm benue state uni an u?

yeah,architectural biologist

Loskee:

ujchief... abeg o, not this morning lololololol

GOODMORNING TO THE OLD AND NEW MEMBERS... PRESENT AND ABSENT [FOR NOW]
BIG HELLO TO THE NEW FACES IN THE HOUSE... YOU ARE ALL WELCOME! FEEL FREE TO CREST YOUR NAME ON THE WALLS OF THE HOUSE! WE ARE FAMILY, AND WE ALL COOL YEAH.
I AM ALL ABOUT HANDLING MY DUTIES OVER HERE, AND WILL GO TO THE MARKET TODAY UNFAILINGLY... RAINY WEATHER HAS BEEN MY BANE FOR THE PAST DAYS NOW, SO TODAY, I DECLARE... NO WEAPON!!!
I MUST RAID THE MARKET TODAY O!!!

so wat r u gona get 4 ya boi

ujchief:
another uniben graduate. The other one was ice-FISH, dis one na dennis-BEE, wheres aligator, chimpanze and gorilla? Laff wan tear my empty stomach

hahahaha. Pls i really wan 2 knw,is d DG of nysc a product of uniben He said they're gona teach us fish farming n bee keeping in d camp. I must tel u,wen i came across dat comment ma phone fell off ma hand