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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by klemmy(m): 10:15pm On Aug 14, 2020
It took Chelsea 180+ minutes to concede 7 goals against Bayern while it took Barca 90mins to concede 8goals.
This life no balance

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by klemmy(m): 10:06pm On Aug 14, 2020
May we never be rape like Barcelona

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by klemmy(m): 9:04pm On Aug 14, 2020
Even messi self they find mercy tonight #Cruise Friday

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Politics / Re: Another Way To Prove That Black Lives Matter Is By Not Bleaching - Reno Omokri by klemmy(m): 3:56am On Jun 10, 2020
Racism is when you select your white cloth to wash before the black ones.
Say no to racism
Health / Re: 338 New COVID-19 Cases, 122 Discharged And 6 Deaths On May 17 (1375 Tested) by klemmy(m): 7:59am On May 18, 2020
NCDC welldone for keeping us updated
God bless una and all the people tirelessly to fetch out all these cases be it malaria, typhoid or corona virus
God bless your effort
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Have Sex With My Partner - Juliana Olayode by klemmy(m): 10:24am On May 15, 2020
Texman21:
If this makes fp i will cut my dick and post it angry
We are waiting for your dick now grin
Texman21:
If this makes fp i will cut my dick and post it angry
We are waiting for your dick now

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Education / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Is Building Osun State Teaching Hospital by klemmy(m): 7:04am On Sep 24, 2019
BanjiRaymond:
Osun State has the most successful people. I have never heard such from my your state, Ondo
Are you saying there is no successful person in ondo state funny you huh
If you have the most successful people more than ondo state tell me what have you guys have achieved with those successful people you have more than ondo state since 27th August 1991 when Osun state was created.
Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham Hints At Switching Allegiance To Nigeria by klemmy(m): 6:32pm On Sep 16, 2019
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Dont try it, join the english team and win the next world cup
You mean Under 23 World cup
Business / Re: Gift Card by klemmy(m): 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2019
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Business / Re: Withdraw Your Funds From Limited Paypal Account by klemmy(m): 4:55pm On Sep 16, 2019
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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Georgina Rodríguez Kiss & Pose With Nations League Trophy by klemmy(m): 4:54am On Jun 11, 2019
grin grin
Malawian:

Na people wey no sabi play, na dem dey kit pass coach. grin grin
You are wicked
Literature / Re: My First Girlfriend - My Life Story (in Episodes) by klemmy(m): 10:23am On Mar 20, 2019
Wicfasho:
Episode 20

So we all started the exam, I could hear the rambling sound of papers been turned over by everyone at the same time. I took a deep breath and made short prayers before I began answering my questions. After a short while there was a great silence In the hall as that of a graveyard. Invigilators strolling to and fro in the hall, with their eyes wide open like a tiger that has just found his prey.

I chose not to be intimidated or distracted whatsoever. Honestly the first few questions I encountered looked foreign i.e they where unfamiliar, in Mathematics to be precise , but I kept my cool since it's all about calculation, there would definitely be a way to go about it correctly.

Thankfully I finished all four subjects about 20 minutes to the stop time(this was because I had placed myself on my stopwatch), so I used the remaining minutes to scan through my answers to be sure I chose what I think was right. Just then the same voice from no where that shouted START! also resounded STOP!(Voice louder than the former). It was as if we were already expecting it(well, I was), so they all stopped and dropped their pen as instructed.
Our papers were collected and we all filed out, I waited for some minutes before going outside the gate to see the crowd trooping out of the hall, it was fascinating. Immediately I stepped out, it was my mom's car my eyes catched first, I was very surprise, she didn't inform me she would be coming to pick me(she must have rapidly thought of it...I guess). I moved closer to take a better look and to be double sure, as I went closer, I saw the tag she had hanged on the inner mirror, which had the Adu Family on it. As I turn to check for my mom, because she wasn't in the car, I saw her got up from under a shed were she was sitting with other parents agitated to pick their wards, so I walked towards her and with a fat smile on her face she said;

Mom:Wesley
Me: mom, I didn't know you were coming, you didn't tell me
Mom: yes I know, I thought if it all of a sudden(she said as she turned towards the car)
Me: ok... thank you mom
Mom: how was it Wesley?....how did it go?
Me: mom, I thank God, it went well
Mom: are you sure?
Me: yes mom... A great number of the questions I saw was what I have read and I am familiar with them.
Mom: are you sure?
Me: yes mom...I am sure
Mom: God will grant your efforts with good success in Jesus Name
Me: Amen( I said as we got into the car and drove home)
When we got home, I was happy and felt elated. First I went to my room, jumped on my bed and just stayed on my bed for about 5 minutes. After a while I heard my mom called me;

Mom: Wesley, come and eat, food is ready
Me: ok ma(wow, so fast?)

As I got up to the dinning, I picked up my phone from the shelve to call Wale(Wale my guy)to ask how his exams went and to tell him how successful mine was. As I unlocked my phone, I noticed I had notifications, but before I checked I dialed Wales number. Our conversation was a very excited one. He said he finished 30 minutes before the stop time (I was wowed, how fast would he have been, he would have been quite fast to have finished 30 minutes before the stop time probably they were taught to be fast in the tutorial). He also informed me that a candidate was caught cheating and another impersonating( na wa o, ontop jamb exams). Non of those exams anormalities occurred in my exam center anyways.

After eating I checked the notifications have got, I saw Lola's two missed calls and a WhatsApp text(oh wow, she must have been wanting to get in touch with me, but why the worries though). I don't know whether to return her call or to reply her text or which to do first. In my contemplating State, her call came in(ok now I can't ingnore her call, I had to pick-up)

Me: hello Lola
Lola: Wesley, how are you doing?
Me: am good and you?
Lola: am ok(she replied) how was your exam?
Me: I got back not quite long...it went well
Lola: oh well, good to know...I wish you the very best dear
Me: thank you Lola...I really appreciate
Lola: you welcome
Me: how is your day going?... where are you?(I asked with no definite reason)
Lola: going well, am home...bored
Me: alright...I have to go now... talk to you later
Lola: ok Wesley, ehmm will you be free tomorrow?...we could hangout or something
Me: Ehmm...I don't know yet, maybe(why is she asking self)
Lola: ok, I would call you
Me: alright, bye(I hanged up)

After a week our JAMB results were released and guess what....I made it, I got above the cut-off marks, both JAMB's and that of my school of choice. I was over joyed as well as my mom. Wale scaled through as well, he scored above the cut-off marks. In fact when he called to inform me, he was just screaming and laughing out loud, it was a happy moment indeed.

Permit me to talk about Lola and I for a minute. First, I think relationship is about self discovery(am not trying to sound like an advisory here, or a relationship expert) Relationship is wholesome, it's in its' totality, and should be a conscious one especially when one confesses to be in a serious relationship or in a relationship whatsoever let alone the subject of Love. One needs to have understanding and be ready (you might not fully grasp my drift here, that's why you should watch out for the next phase of this Episode).

Dear readers I gratefully appreciate you all for following through this Episode hand-in-hand. This is just a tip of the iceberg. Thank you.

>>>https://www.nairaland.com/5076667/never-fall-love-story-chapters
UPDATE UPDATE PLEASE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 16th March 2019 by klemmy(m): 6:45am On Mar 17, 2019
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Politics / Re: Buhari Endorses N30,000 New National Minimum Wage by klemmy(m): 12:16am On Nov 07, 2018
Now that Buhari's WAEC certificate issue has been cleared, can we at least see his original school uniform?
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Osun Governorship Election Inconclusive by klemmy(m): 3:46pm On Sep 23, 2018
Chelsea Vs Westham match was inconclusive too No winner No loser grin

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Politics / Re: I May Run For President – Al-mustapha, Ex-abacha CSO by klemmy(m): 1:07pm On Aug 16, 2018
Joker! This is 2018 and not 1998
Education / Re: AAUA Post UTME Form / DE Admission Screening Details For 2018/2019 by klemmy(m): 12:07pm On Jul 28, 2018
I choose AAUA as my 2nd choice will l be admitted am from ondo state
Sports / Re: Breaking: Chelsea Announce Appointing Sarri As New Manager by klemmy(m): 11:12am On Jul 14, 2018
Give him cigarettes he will give you trophies
Welcome to Premier league chain smoker..
Blue is the colour
Football is the game

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