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Crime / Re: EFCC Declares Elfreda Lolo-Sekibo Wanted (Photo) by koikoi2(m): 11:34am On Feb 16, 2016
EFCC is mad. That girl is in my house. I even proposed to her on d 14th. Nothing will make me hand her over except dey give me #150 billion.

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Politics / Re: Army Sends 12 Officers To EFCC by koikoi2(m): 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2016
All this amebo news with amebo blogs and sites.
EFCC try o. I hail una for wasting of time.

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Politics / Re: OLISA METUH : EFCC Escapes By The Whiskers. by koikoi2(m): 8:05pm On Feb 10, 2016
just
Politics / Re: OLISA METUH : EFCC Escapes By The Whiskers. by koikoi2(m): 8:04pm On Feb 10, 2016
Jonathan has said it long ago that he never approved $2.1million on arms. Dokpesi has said APC is only cooking up bogus amounts. APC is a scam.
The truth will finally come out.

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Politics / Re: Lagos At 50: Ambode Gives Soyinka Appointment (photos) by koikoi2(m): 7:43pm On Feb 10, 2016
Prof. Soyinka has gradually become a politician.
Ambode will soon organise a dinner for him with millions of naira like one former governor in d south did.
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie: 'Buhari’s Battle Against Grex Venalium' by koikoi2(m): 1:26pm On Feb 10, 2016
Only a myopic person won't know that the war against corruption is selective.

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Politics / Re: Corruption: Nigeria’s Most Wanted Suspect Lives In UK – Buhari by koikoi2(m): 10:19am On Feb 09, 2016
Buhari is a coward. How many mouth him get? Last time he said they don't hv evidence against Diezani, now he said Nigeria's biggest criminal is living in UK. How does she become a criminal when u don't hv any evidence against her to prove that.
What a big embarrassment our dullard presido is putting us.

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Politics / Re: Obahiagbon Comments On Obasanjo Greeting Ooni Of Ife by koikoi2(m): 6:13pm On Feb 06, 2016
He has just succeeded in saying nothing. Just fooling himself.

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Of HipTv And Femi Adebayo In Cute Photo by koikoi2(m): 9:05pm On Feb 04, 2016
from d look of his eyes, he has succeeded in scanning her shirt and bra and imagining himself sucking on her boobs.

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Celebrities / Re: TY Bello And Jumoke "The Agege Bread Seller" Take Selfie Together by koikoi2(m): 8:46pm On Feb 03, 2016
OK
Politics / Re: Lecturer Dr Danfulani Arrested For Criticizing Buhari On Facebook Denied Bail by koikoi2(m): 7:26am On Jan 31, 2016
alright
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian, Aghogho, Builds Mini Aircraft (Picture &video) by koikoi2(m): 10:56pm On Jan 30, 2016
irunooboo:
is this the nonsense called air craft How many of u will volunteer to fly this coffin Mtcheew

I know blame u. Look at ur mouth like wet pvssy.

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Politics / Re: Explosion Hits Agip Pipeline In Bayelsa by koikoi2(m): 10:38pm On Jan 30, 2016
HARDDON:


U mean they pay u to ascertain Cos of spill that has been in public domain? Wow!

N how might I ask further, pardon my ignorance, do u Hope to estimate spill that has been spilled?

cheesy.....
U r just eating free monthly alawee

Ignorance is a disease. As a professional we "estimate" which means it may close or bigger than d true value. We have a standard of doing that. Sorry I can't disclose How to u. Purely professional.

Being in public domain does not mean that d cause should not be investigated. Why do d police investigate a crime in public domain? U don't just assume or give in to hear-say. we investigate to ascertain.

Take this basic hint:
Volume = Area × Thickness

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Politics / Re: Explosion Hits Agip Pipeline In Bayelsa by koikoi2(m): 8:44pm On Jan 30, 2016
Very true story. Right now am in Brass community for a Joint Investigation Visit which was concluded this morning.
The total impacted area is about 24,137m2 and 25.5 bbls of crude oil was spilled. It was my job to ascertain the cause of d spill and estimate the volume of spill. I will upload d picture of d blasted brass manifold soon.
Family / Re: MIRACLE! After 12 Years Of Barrenness, Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets - Photos by koikoi2(m): 4:06pm On Jan 17, 2016
Thank God for her but d testimony is incomplete.
Politics / Re: Ashimolowo To Buhari: Looters Deserve Only 20% Of Your Time by koikoi2(m): 6:20am On Jan 13, 2016
Buhari is a dullard.

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Car Talk / Re: Vehicle Parked Close To A Heap Of Rubbish Burnt Alongside It In Yenagoa (photo) by koikoi2(m): 8:27pm On Jan 04, 2016
The vehicle was a scrap. I saw it yesterday too.
Religion / Re: The Church Being Built By Governor Dickson In Bayelsa - Photos by koikoi2(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
Na for which part of Igbogene? Is it d whole Bayelsa dat will worship in d church?
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan With Some Nigerians In Dubai (Photo) by koikoi2(m): 11:46pm On Jan 02, 2016
Make una leave mama peace alone o.

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Politics / Re: Why Nnamdi Kanu Apologised To Buhari, Others – Lawyer by koikoi2(m): 5:57am On Jan 02, 2016
shekina

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Phones / Re: My Whatsapp Is Currently Down. Could It Be What I'm Thinking? by koikoi2(m): 9:29pm On Dec 31, 2015
Same thing with mine. Maybe Buhari has ordered d shut down.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Govt Provoked Soldiers Into Mutiny —buhari by koikoi2(m): 7:27am On Dec 28, 2015
So which arms and ammunition are d soldiers using to fight boko haram now?
The ones he bought after he was sworn in abi. undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Wike And Wife Host Children To A Christmas Party (Photos) by koikoi2(m): 8:54am On Dec 27, 2015
very well
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War Will Backfire,bello May Lose To Faleke Says Primate Ayodele by koikoi2(m): 7:40am On Dec 27, 2015
very well

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Fcbk Friend Wit The Fatest Woman In South Africa(Weighing 635KG) by koikoi2(m): 7:22am On Dec 27, 2015
very well
Celebrities / Re: How An Hamper Should Really Look Like.....we Are In Africa by koikoi2(m): 6:57am On Dec 27, 2015
very well
Politics / Re: Is The DSS Misleading Buhari And Leading Nigeria Into Political Crisis? by koikoi2(m): 6:54am On Dec 27, 2015
very well
NYSC / Re: Is She The Biggest Female Copper In Nigeria? by koikoi2(m): 8:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
According to T.B. Joshua: I see a balloon.

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Politics / Ex-militants Threaten Military Over Bayelsa Supplementary Poll by koikoi2(m): 6:38am On Dec 13, 2015
Following the cancelled election in Southern Ijaw local government area of Bayelsa state by the Independent National electoral Commission (INEC) on Sunday, December 6, ex-militants under the aegis of Forum of Spokesmen of Ex-Niger Delta Militant Group, have issued a warning to the Nigerian Army.

Vanguard reports that the ex-militants on Thursday, December 10, in a statement issued by its Coordinator, Woyengi-momoemi Donald, promised that the ex-warlords would resist any attempt to militarise the state during the rescheduled supplementary election in Southern Ijaw council area and other affected polling units.
The statement read in parts:
“After taking a critical look at the outcome of the last Saturday’s conduct of the governorship election in Bayelsa State, giving due assessment to the conduct of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, and the various security agencies, we are bound to inform Nigerians, particularly President Muhammadu Buhari that we will vehemently resist, any attempt to further Militarise Bayelsa State, under the guise of providing security during the rescheduled election in Southern Ijaw Local government and few other polling units across the State.
“Our group, Forum of Spokesmen of Ex-Niger Delta Militant Group seriously frowns at the events of last Saturday, where the Military was not only available as a willing tool in the hands of politicians, but also went the extra miles in harassing our innocent people mostly our mothers in the riverine areas of Bayelsa State.
“May we remind President Buhari and his party, that save for the maturity and free will of our son, President Goodluck Jonathan, the same Military would have been used to truncate his party’s chances of being in government at the centre, as they are today.
“We are sad, to witness, how youths and unarmed people of Bayelsa State, particularly in the Southern Ijaw Local Government, were harassed, abused and assaulted as they went to exercise their fundamental right to vote, as provided for by the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Voters were hounded and embarrassed at the polling and within the communities. So sad it was to see how security was completely handed over to the Military even at the point of distribution of sensitive electoral materials. Their actions forced most people, to remain indoor throughout the processes of the election.
“We strongly belief that President Buhari, must be seen to be acting contrary to court decisions on the use of Military during elections as clearly stated in the rulings of Justice Aikawa of the Federal High Court, who in his judgment, restrained the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and INEC from engaging the service of the Nigerian armed forces in the security supervision of elections in any manner whatsoever in any part of Nigeria, without the Act of the National Assembly.
“It is on record that the National Assembly has no Act empowering the military in an election and hence, it is a violation of the law. Justice Abdul Aboki, in his own lead judgment in the Ekiti State governorship election appeal also held that “even the President of Nigeria has no powers to call on the Nigerian armed forces and to unleash them on peaceful citizens, who are exercising their franchise to elect their leaders.”
The ex-agitators further stated that the actions of military personnel during Saturday’s gubernatorial election in the state are considered as a crime against innocent electorates.
“By action of the Military on Saturday, it is considered that a crime has been committed against the people of Bayelsa state and therefore we are prepared to resist further attempt at repeating this, particularly during the re-run election for Southern Ijaw Local government.
“We have therefore resolved to put our teeming members on the notice to mobilize in readiness for the defense of the right of our people and against the invasion of Ijaw land by whosoever under the desperation of hijacking power in Bayelsa State.

“The election as conducted has given a direction on the wishes of Bayelsan and the Federal government must be ready to respect the decision of the people. Bayelsa is not a personal estate to that can be used to compensate anyone for political patronage.
“Once again, we wish to restate our readiness to resist the invasion of Bayelsa with the Military under any guise as we remained committed to the peace which currently reigns in the Niger Delta region as a result of our acceptance of the Government’s amnesty and cooperation so far,” the statement concluded.
The ex-militants are not the only ones worried by the alleged militarisation of the state as it would be recalled that following the alleged intimidation meted on some electorates by officials of the Nigerian military during the inconclusive Bayelsa state governorship election, South-South elders wrote a letter to the chief of army staff (COAS), Major-General T. Y. Buratai, urging him to probe the role of military in the inconclusive election.
Before then, the Peoples Democratic Party in a statement issued by its national publicity secretary, Olisah Metuh had earlier accused the military personnel that participated in Bayelsa state governorship election of comprise.

https://www.naij.com/663537-bayelsa-supplementary-election-ex-militants-declare-war-military.html

Politics / Re: Buhari In Kaduna For Music Festival, KASU Convocation (Photos) by koikoi2(m): 3:44pm On Dec 12, 2015
finally, Buhari visits Nigeria, Kaduna to be precise. He will start off d music festival and attend KASU convocation then he will leave Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: 7 Nigerian Celebrity Bedrooms That Will Make You Drool(photos) by koikoi2(m): 7:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
what shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.
Politics / Re: FG Backtracks On December Deadline, Says Suicide Bombings May Continue by koikoi2(m): 7:35am On Dec 07, 2015
what a clueless government. what amazes me most is dat Oliseh Metuh of PDP is too silent .If they need a better critic, then Chukwudi44 shud lend his mouth.

If did thing was happening under Jonathan's government, Lie Mohammed are d APC government wud hv finished him.

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