Job 1:6 KJV Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.
#JEHOVAH

1. Jesus Christ the Messiah [with a message]
#ArchAngelGabriel?
#Luke1:26-32
#Leonardo?

2. The Antichrist
#ArchAngelLucifer?
#2Thessalonians2:4
#Donatello?

3. The Conquering "KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS"
#ArchAngelMichael?
#Revelation19:11-16
#Michaelangello?

4. "Alpha and Omega"
#ArchAngelRapha*L
#Revelation1:8
#Revelation21:6
#Revelation22:1-2
#Raphael?

* HEAVEN
✓ Uranus (Great-grandfather)
✓ Zeus (Father)

* TIME
✓ Chronos (Grandfather)
✓ [Artemis &] Apollo (['Gem-in-i' &] Me)

* EARTH
✓ Gaea (Great-grandmother)
✓ Demeter (Mother?)

#Heir
#1:01(61seconds)
#*Leto(Psychology101)
#*Chronos(History101)
#*Uranus(Marketing101?)
#AlternateGenerationSuccession?

* STEP 1: Know thyself (Genesis 1:14-19)
✓ Sun of God - Apollo
✓ Son of God - Jesus
✓ Son of Man - OSA['s]R(I)EM(I)E{N}

* STEP 2: Identify a compatible 'sister' (Genesis 1:27; Genesis 2:23-24)
✓ Destin[y]ation
✓ 'Artemis' (Moon)
✓ 'Aphrodite' (Venus)

* STEP 3: Burst through the atmosphere (@MostFear) of 'Mother Earth' (Genesis 2:25)
✓ Rocket fuel
✓ Cooling system when hot
✓ Persistent consistence

#BasicInstructionsBeforeLeavingEarth(B.I.B.L.E.)
#HowToBreakthroughTheAtmosphere(@MostFear)
#Questar_92299

* ROAD: A novel path linking two previously disconnected places (e.g. Ikorodu road)

* WAY: The broadening over time of a popularly used road (e.g. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway)

* STREET: The branching off from a road (e.g. Imobi Street, off Ejigbo road)

#ThePathOfTheOne?

* "Number 2"
* "Do"
* "But my butt"

#Poo?
#HeavenIsYourThrone?

• Mosquito
✓ Blood/life sucking spirit?
✓ Nocturnal predation?
✓ Anti-current agency?

• Rat
✓ Wide 'spectrumed' diet?
✓ Diet snippets conveyance?
✓ Fast node-to-node safety strategy?

• Ants
✓ Constant activity?
✓ Presence of 'sweet' food?
✓ Individual-group operation?

• Wall Gecko
✓ Occasional 'cameo' diet-based appearances?
✓ Off-the-ground living?
✓ Regenerative 'rear-end-attack' ability?

• Cockroach
✓ 'Party' pooper?
✓ International 'squatter'?
✓ Darkness operation?

• Spider
✓ Passive activity?
✓ Patient predation?
✓ Hidden perception?

#My(A)partmentIn'MountOlympus'

The following two (2) churches may have layed overdue focus and emphasis on 'trigonometric ratios':

1. Redeemed Christian Church of God
• Sin (i.e. sin)
• Tan (i.e. [Sa]tan)

2. Living Faith Church
• Cos (i.e. curse)
• Tan (i.e. [Sa]tan)

They (and others like them) may be unwittingly marketing the 'serpent' of Genesis chapter 3.

For those of us who are old enough to remember SUPERTED, and young enough to log-in into a NAIRALAND account with a PA55W0RD; believe it or not but each time SuperTed said those words ("Let me say my secret magic words Spotty." to Spotty, he was already saying his 'secret' magic words, and then just pretends to whisper his 'real' secret magic words after he has already in reality just finished saying it.

#OpenSecret

LEX LUTHOR: Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me…
MISS TESCHMACHER: “Get out.”
LEX LUTHOR: Ha ha. Before that. He said, “Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they’ll pay through the nose to get it! Remember,” my father said…
OTIS: “… land.”
LEX LUTHOR: Right.
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* NeverLAND 1 (Peter Pan): A paradise-like place where kids can fly & don't grow old; and the enemies are grown-ups with Captain Hook as the leader.
* WonderLAND (Alice): An enigmatic place where creatures and non-living things can speak; and virtually anything is possible.
* NeverLAND 2 (Michael Jackson): A place that belonged to the late King of Pop where children can play and have fun on amazing amusement-park-like rides.
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[MATTHEW 6:19-21 KJV] 19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: 20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: 21 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

✓ Sons of Issachar who had understanding of the times (i.e. they knew WhatsApp[ening?])

✓ GREEN colour background colour (WhatsApp[ening?] on the EARTH)

✓ WHITE font colour (WhatsApp[ening?] on the white CLOUD MESSAGES)

✓ BLUE ticks (WhatsApp[ening?] in the blue SKIES/HEAVENS)

✓ GREY tick(s) (WhatsApp[ening?] in the grey CLOUD MESSAGES)

1. SUNDAY
• Breakfast = Fasting/Skipped
• Lunch = Coca-Cola & Snacks
• Dinner = Garri

2. MONDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)

3. TUESDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Spaghetti & Stew (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Spaghetti & Stew (with boiled egg)

4. WEDNESDAY
• Breakfast = Fasting
• Lunch = Fasting
• Dinner = Garri & Suya

5. THURSDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)

6. FRIDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Yam (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Yam (with boiled egg)

7. SATURDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Indomie
• Dinner = Indomie



#WinningBalancedDietFormulaForUnemployedBachelors/Masters

✓ He is watching us
✓ Through the Bible we interact with Him (The Living Word) in the 'Diary Room'
✓ He rewards faithful and true 'housemates' who know that this world is not their home
✓ He sometimes selects the most unlikely as 'Head of House'
✓ Sundays are special and called the "Lord's Day" either for resurrection (i.e. revelation of the winner) or for judgement (i.e. eviction)
✓ His angels (i.e. the ninjas) help and guide us
✓ He provides for our needs with regular supplies and announces "the store room is now open"

#RomansChapter8verse14to19

1. Change of name when they get married almost as if trying to hide their 'roots' or their true identity. And perhaps also trying to attain a new identity for themselves.
2. First degree in universities are called Bachelors (not Spinsters).
3. Second degree in universities are called Masters (not Miss).
4. Third degree in universities are called Doctors (not Nurse).
5. They seem to be in charge of the selling, purchase and cooking of food that is essential to life and living.
6. Their general perception and disposition as the 'weaker' sex make it defaultly easier for them not only to perpetrate crimes, but to get away with it as the victim and victor.
7. The bulk of nurturing the children is from the mother. And therefore kids (that grow up to be adults) are virtually products/puppets of that upbringing they received mostly from their mothers.



#UndercoverAngels?
#OR
#BehindTheScenePowersThatBe?

There are many whose true identity are the initials JC apart from Jackie Chan whose name this Chan{N}eL resembles. Such as:
* Julius Caesar
* Jaimie Curtis
* Jonathan Cotton

However, this Chan{N}eL is really about a particular JC. And that is Jesus Christ who said in the book of John in the Holy Bible:

[John 14:6] Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.



#14June?
#Ah+KPPO+LO=Apollo?
#Parables=Movies?

What do you get if you combine the following?:
* Apollo (the son of Zeus the god of thunder);
* Superman (the son of Jor-EL); and
* Jesus Christ (the son of a carpenter)

* Mat 6:22 KJV The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.

* "When the answer is in sight, the truth will come to light."

* "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King."

✓ One eye logo (LG)
✓ Conjunctivitis on one eye (Apollo)
✓ Eye patch on one eye (Pirates)

• Superman & all the others
• Coca-Cola & all the others
• Bic & all the others
• Bruce Lee & all the others



#TheQualityOriginals

• Bill Clinton ✓
• Tiger Woods ✓
• Bill Cosby ✓
• Harvey Weistein ✓
• Donald Trump [pending?]

In those days, bible talk say na 'strange women' dey bring down 'strong men' (Proverbs 7:5, 26).

However, nowadays, media dey talk say na 'strong women' dey bring down 'strange men'.

Abeg, whose report shall we believe? The bible or the media?



#Samson&Delilah
#YourView

• "Ring-a-ring-a Roses" (i.e. the telephone was ringing louder)

• "A bucket full of poses" (i.e. a bucket full of photographs)

• "A-tissue a-tissue" (i.e. the photographer sneezes twice)

• "We all fall down" (i.e. the spiders hanging on their webs from the ceiling)



#ReportOfAnIncidentBySpiders?
#Nursery[Rhyme]2?
#BlackSpiders?

"Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come." (Matthew 24:42)

• 00:00 Midnight (Anno Domini?)
• 00:00 to 00:59 (1st Century?)
• 01:00 to 01:59 (2nd Century?)
• 02:00 to 02:59 (3rd Century?)
• 03:00 to 03:59 (4th Century?)
• 04:00 to 04:59 (5th Century?)
• 05:00 to 05:59 (6th Century?)
• 06:00 to 06:59 (7th Century?)
• 07:00 to 07:59 (8th Century?)
• 08:00 to 08:59 (9th Century?)
• 09:00 to 09:59 (10th Century?)
• 10:00 to 10:59 (11th Century?)
• 11:00 to 11:59 (12th Century?)
• 12:00 to 12:59 (13th Century?)
• 13:00 to 13:59 (14th Century?)
• 14:00 to 14:59 (15th Century?)
• 15:00 to 15:59 (16th Century?)
• 16:00 to 16:59 (17th Century?)
• 17:00 to 17:59 (18th Century?)
• 18:00 to 18:59 (19th Century?)
• 19:00 to 19:59 (20th Century?)
• 20:00 to 20:59 (21st Century?)
• 21:00 to 21:59 (22nd Century?)
• 22:00 to 22:59 (23rd Century?)
• 23:00 to 23:59 (24th Century?)

#20:19(CurrentTime?)
#60to99?(PossiblyRepetitionYears)
#3or4hoursToMidnight?
#Matthew24:42-50

"Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice?" (Proverbs 8:1)

• Eve (The wisdom of barrier breaking)
• Sarah (The wisdom of surrogacy)
• Hagar (The wisdom of oasis)
• Rebecca (The wisdom of twining)
• Rachel (The wisdom of favour)
• Leah (The wisdom of divine help)
• Dinah (The wisdom of vengeance)
• Asenath (The wisdom of paternal affiliation)
• Yocheved (The wisdom of paid motherhood)
• Moses' wife (The wisdom of atonement)
• Mariam (The wisdom of prophetic praise)
• Rahab (The wisdom of 'out-of-the-box' thinking)
• Deborah (The wisdom of male substitution)
• Delilah (The wisdom of special access)
• Ruth (The wisdom of future value clinging)
• Peninah (The wisdom of standard setting)
• Hannah (The wisdom of mutual benefit)
• Milcah (The wisdom of bluntness)
• Abigail (The wisdom of perceiving men's true value)
• Bathsheba (The wisdom of right place and time)
• Esther (The wisdom of 'back-to-sender')
• Job's wife (The wisdom of outspokenness)
• Lemuel's mother (The wisdom of godly advice)
• Ezekiel's wife (The wisdom of submission to the will of God)
• Belteshazar's wife (The wisdom of correct referral)
• Hosea's wife (The wisdom of exemplary 'mismatching')
• Mary Joseph (The wisdom of chastity)
• Mary Magdalene (The wisdom of life transformation)
• Elizabeth (The wisdom of continued faithfulness)
• Anna (The wisdom of prophetic recognition)
• Joanna (The wisdom of honouring a Prophet)
• Susanna (The wisdom of supplying a Prophet)
• Martha (The wisdom of accustomed upbringing)
• Mary (The wisdom of spiritual hunger)
• Tabitha/Dorcas (The wisdom of public goodwill)
• Priscilla (The wisdom of ladies first)
• Phoebe (The wisdom of honourary mention)
• Julia (The wisdom of faithful service)
• Lois (The wisdom of godly example)
• Eunice (The wisdom of godly training)
• The Elect Lady (The wisdom of election)
• Babylon (The wisdom of sitting)
• New Jerusalem (The wisdom of purification)

#Athena?
#@henA?

The 'underworld' seems to be particular and pertaining to things/places that are under/beneath (e.g. ill-motives)

* Under-earth (Hades/Hell?)
* Under-water (Poseidon?)
* Under-wear (Persephone?)

#'Lagbaja'?
#Maskers?
#Phoneys?
#Lucifer?
#Satan?
#Loki?

If the picture is communicating a number with Roman Numerals, what is the number? Is it?

(A) 8 [two eyes(ii) from ten(v+v)]
(B) 9 [one eye (i) each inbetween the two fives (4.5 + 4.5)]
(C) 12 [ten(v+v) plus two eyes(ii)]
(D) None Of The Above

In SUPERMAN (PART I):
• To fly that fast around the planet Earth to the point of changing the direction of the Earth's rotation, would be tantamount to probably attaining super speeds such as the speed of sound and maybe even the speed of light.
#SupermanVsFlash?



In SUPERMAN (PART IV):
• Lacy (a human) is flown to outer space and she is still breathing normally.
#ScienceVsFiction?

• The 'sun god' cloned from Superman's hair is defeated by Superman. And the 'golden age' of Christopher Reeves' Superman comes to an end. Perhaps Lex Luthor finally got rid of Superman by getting him to defeat himself without him realising what he was doing.
#DoUntoOthersWhatYouWantOthersToDoUntoYou(TheGoldenRule)?

HIS STORY:
• And God saw that it was good
• You gave her to me
• She gave me to eat
• I ate
• The sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful
• Mother Earth is flooded
• Hagar versus Sarah
• Rebecca & 'Israel' versus Isaac & 'Edom'
• Nation versus Nation
• 'Seed of promise' versus 'seed of bondwoman'
• Virgin births The Messiah
• The bride of The Messiah is the Church
• She (the Church) is loving and faithful
• She (the Church) suffers persecution
• She (the Church) travels abroad
• She (the Church) gains acceptance
• She (the Church) becomes political
• She (the Church) becomes a witch-hunter and heresy expunger
• She (the Church) becomes humanist and intellectual
• She (the Church) divides (÷) and multiplies (×)
• She (the Church) becomes secular
• She (the Church) is revived spiritually
• She (the Church) is 'separated from state'
• Babylon is reborn
• The bride (the Church) awaits her groom

With all the above 'HIS-torical' references to 'females', perhaps we need to know HER STORY (HERSTORY 101?).

#HistoryRepeatsItself?

Can somebody please tell me why the devil was contending for the body of Moses?

SCRIPTURE REFERENCE:
[Jude 1:9] Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

4×4=16

{1}
[John 3:16] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

{2}
[2 Timothy 3:16] All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

{3}
[Colossians 3:16] Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

{4}
[1 Corinthians 3:16] Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

#BalancedWordOfTruth
#OnlyBegottenSonOfTheFather
#ForeFathers?
#FourSons?

1. Jesus Christ As SUPERMAN:

* "He that descended is the same also that ASCENDED UP FAR ABOVE ALL HEAVENS, that he might fill all things.)" {Ephesians 4:10}
* "What and if ye shall see the Son of man ascend up where he was before?" {John 6:62}
* Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord." {I Thessalonians 4:17}



2. GREEN LANTERN as Lamp Bearer and Ring Bearer:

• "Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom." (Matthew 25:1)

DAY 1:
• "In the beginning God created the HEAVENS..." (i.e. URANUS)
• "...and the EARTH." (i.e. GAEA)
• "...without form, and void;..." (i.e. CHAOS)
• "And the SPIRIT of God was HOVERING over the face of the waters." (i.e. DIONYSUS? or HERMES?)
• "And God SAW...that it was GOOD;..." (i.e. APHRODITE)
• "God called the light DAY,..." (i.e. HEMERA)
• "...and the darkness He called NIGHT." (i.e. NYX)
• "So the EVENING and the MORNING were the..." (i.e. CHRONOS)


DAY 2:
• "Thus God made the FIRMAMENT,..." (i.e. ZEUS)
• "So the EVENING and the MORNING were the..." (i.e. CHRONOS)


DAY 3:
• "...and the gathering together of the waters He called SEAS..." (i.e. POSEIDON)
• "Let the earth bring forth GRASS, the HERB that YIELDS SEED, and the FRUIT TREE that YIELDS FRUIT according to its kind, whose SEED is in itself according to its kind." (i.e. DEMETER)
• "And God SAW that it was good." (i.e. APHRODITE)
• "So the EVENING and the MORNING were the..." (i.e. CHRONOS)


DAY 4:
• "Then God made two great lights; the GREATER LIGHT to rule the DAY,..." (i.e. APOLLO)
• "...and the LESSER LIGHT to rule the NIGHT." (i.e. ARTEMIS)
• "And God SAW that it was GOOD." (i.e. APHRODITE)
• "So the EVENING and the MORNING were the..." (i.e. CHRONOS)

#GenesisChapterOne


Psalm 104:24
"...how manifold are thy works! in WISDOM hast thou made them all:..." (i.e. ATHENA)

• You can give your offering from where you are seated but if you are giving your tithe you need to come to the front of the whole church.
#WhyTheSpecialTreatment?

• If you spend N1000 just for transportation in one day to look for a job, you are a hardworking person. But if you use N1000 for one month internet data applying for various jobs at the comfort of your home, you are a lazy youth.
#Hardwork,NotSmartwork

• You can vote for anybody you like but it’s only those that have campaign money and popularity that you will see.
#ControlledChoice

• Wisdom is the principal thing, yet the poor man’s wisdom is despised.
#OwoNiKoko

• An anointed gospel singer is shown once in a while on TV, but bum-bum shaking songs are shown multiple times everyday.
#WomenAreToBeSeen,NotHeard

• “The land is green” but it is a thing of pride for one’s children to be abroad.
#KeepingUpWithTheJones

• Television is evil and books are good. But television can give you in one hour what some books will take a whole day to give you.
#LookSmart

• You can wear bikini to swim in public but it is shameful to wear pant and bra in public.
#TheForbiddenFruitAgain

• If you pray for seven (7) hours straight with none of them answered, you are a prayer warrior. But if all your prayers are answered in just seven (7) minutes of prayer, you are considered an ‘up-and-coming baby believer’.
#TheReturnOfThePharisees

• If you earn N5million per annum but have to wake up 4a.m. to go to work, and get back home 10p.m. commuting through traffic daily and having little or no personal time, you are considered middle class. But if you earn N50,000 per month from a close by ‘occupation’ that affords you personal time for physical, mental, spiritual and social development, you are considered lower class.
#TimeNaMoney

• If you pastor a large congregation of 10,000 members you are considered a Man of God. But if you have just 12 disciples following you, you are considered as lacking marketing and people skills.
#InstaTweet