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Romance / The 32 Sacred Bro Code by KvngDavidXI(m): 12:57pm On Nov 06, 2022
THE 32 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro, sir, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never asks another bro to come tith them to the bathroom.

32. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.
Romance / How To Fvxk A Man Well In Bed Very Important by KvngDavidXI(m): 9:28am On Oct 23, 2022
LECTURE 101 for Adults Class.

1 If you're a virgin you should have no business to scroll down...�����

2You complain about men not being able to find your clitoris

3 Truth is that many of you women are boring in bed.

4 The first thing you should know about pleasing a man in bed is that Men like being controlled when it comes to this matter.

5Take control of your man!

6Some of you women find it even difficult to raise your legs up during sex.

7Freakiness drives men crazy and it increases their testosterone level.

8Don't just spread your legs and watch him Bleep you the way he wants, command him to Bleep you the way you like.

9 Baby, give it to me doggy style...

10 Baby, lie down flat, I wanna climb on your dick and ride you cowgirl style.

11 Tell him what you want!

12 Let me give you a secret many of you don't know...

13 You see a man's nipples, it's twice as sensitive as you women's.

14 Play with it. Suck it the way a man sucks your breasts. Pinch and squeeze it gentle.

15 Bite it softly. Use your tongue to go round it in circles.

16When he fingers you, remove his hands and use your tongue to lick your juice from his fingers.

17 Let me tell you the truth. Many men are afraid to go down there with their tongue because they are scared they might not come out alive.

...Biko!!!keep that place neat�

18 Don't ask a man to give you head, make him give you head ,drag his head down there and clamp your thighs together on his head as he buries his face inside

19 Take that cock in your mouth and reverence it.

20Pay attention to the tip and suck it like you would do to a lollipop

21 Open your mouth and communicate with your partner how you want to be bleeped

22If you want it fast, let him know

23 Baby, Bleep me like a Ferrari doing 120km on a high way

24 If you want it slow, let him know

25 Baby, Bleep me like a snail looking for its missing destiny.

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