exemen:
dis is for u oooooooooooo
mr President

Abeg na hand dem go uuuse pack dis rice abi na soup spoon?

Imagine if convicted armed robbers, kidnappers, drug traffickers and dealers, corrupt office holder and all those that "stole" government funds- even those that shields public fund looters by asking how much did he "stole"; if all this people are given the Indonesian treatment, wont our society be the pride of africa?

[size=13pt]Coordinating Minister of corruption.[/size]

why the woman come dey speak yoruba, if the chinko speak chinese will she grab?

[size=13pt]It is only in the zoo that imbecilic acts like this happens.
Shiiiiit like this happens when you follow some of this "mogs' with closed eyes.
As if the prophet offering and maintenance allowance he is getting is not enough,
he now want to eat from the "source" in the name of night vigil.
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Option E: All of the above

BKMD

Who come ask bfore she begin dey expose her top secret.

She said she did d last flight of d day to Germany, even when it's a known fact dat she flies presidential.
They even bend d truth in church, amazing!

Is d pix here supposed to be hers?

Some guys will tell u dat if u can post her pix without her consent, u shud simply complete d square by also posting her fone nos so guys can talk to her on ur behalf!!!!

Newbies.com

nyafunyafu:

Everything has been on the verge of implementation during GEJ era for 5 years

Good answer

Perfect examples of the expressions we should watch out for in the book:


Yam and goat,
Motor park tout
How much did JIm Nwobodo stole
I don't give a damn

Should his wife play some role in what ever capacity, expect an instant hit/best seller from day one!!!!!!

It is simply annoying.

Indeed ojukwu saw this coming.

No restructuring can address fundamental flaws. Can only amount to scratching the surface.
The lots of tompolo, asari and all those self seeking naija delta forces should have had better and more selfless objective than lining their pockets.
With all those kidnapping then, the world would have backed a more intelligent naija delta only and or ss/se break away on account of deprivation and all the ills seen in that region.

I wish people can have a more people based and intelligent nationalistic agitations than the stipends kuku and nddc are doling out now.

babyosisi:
You people should start praying for oshiomole
Pray against brief illness

As in prophesy abi

From voodoo economics to voodoo statistics.

Trans-fruadulent agenda govt pushing unreliable data since 15BC

Maybe its high time we started pitying the victims of armed robbers.

If the police are up and doing, jungle justice will change from jungle to state justice, the type applied by the Indonesians.

Thats why they call him Jose Mourinho, the only one.

But the national anthem of Biafra is so touching, so so unique.

where can one download it.?

the anthem have d same effect as Hala Madrid; Immortal invincible, God only wise tunes.

Hm, oyibo bu agbara

Why won't he, when Nigerian ports were more or less boycotted for Cotonou ports due to govt policies and everyday news of one port/ tarrif related news or the other?

Something like when mugu fall, guy man go chop!

I agree that govt is a continuum but any marketer that GEJ is owing should collect it bfore may 29th because once power changes hand we will revert to the budgeted subsidy of N200billion a year as in pre GEJ Era until we phase off d shambolic subsidy by producing fuel locally.

It is only in GEJ stealing is not corruption regime that what Nigeria was budgeting N200b can move up to actual expenses of N1.3trillion and nobody answers.

Gmb will not continue on that part.

Caveat emptor.

Did lastma authorize him to "arrest" a traffic offender let alone the one that has neatly parked his vehicle in his premise already?
Serves him right

But check our GMB's packaging- well baffed up
See white flowing agbada with correct white fulanii cap to crown it.
See frame alone. See confidence, see smile alone for a man his age.
Even at old this man oozes with youthful swagger, not some undertakers- mournful look -the Nigeria nation was being publicised to the outside world with by some-u know who- for the past 5/6years.

Never again!

[size=15pt]Where is that mathematician that was trying to prove that 0-0=2 or so.

We need your skills here asap

If $12.5b was stolen under whatever guise in 19 months,

How many $billion must have been stolen in 5yrs (60 months) under the fresh-air-transformation-stealing-is-not corruption regime[/size]

I pity pellegrino because its now clear that man city will land ancelotti following his expected sack by Perez and the board of Madrid.

Balee and iker, good bye from Madrid.

Sweeter to loss to juve in semi final than stand disgraced by barca in the final with the shambolic and uncoordinated display of Madrid.

Will all did so called celebrities ever grow up?

[size=14pt]Does Thailand use the Indonesian Model for drug traffickers??[/size]

Nigerians are left to suffer fuel crises and Apapa /Lagos lock down when we have a govt in place yet nufing happens.

Indeed God is with us.

Audacious is the word here.

It even broadcasts online
http://radiobiafra.co/
All I hear is war songs and tales of individual igbo heroism during the civil war. Who and which world power is "codedly backing" this??

This does not look right to think that they are live on regular radio frequencies in the east under NBC's watch.

It is highly inciting.

[size=13pt]Ben is making a serious sense.

Regrettably we are so fond of doing this in Nigeria.
Somebody wakes up with fresh thoughts and cool ideas for a change and the next question you see directed at the change agent is
-have you accounted for the largess you received from govt without delivering?

1. Did Ben make sense? Yes
2. Is it when he is making proposals in the interest of the masses that he should be asked to account for his previous deeds? No
3.Should he be asked to give account of his previous deed? Yes
4. Should twitter and social media be the forum/fora for govt officials and beneficiaries to give account? No
5. Can we as a people invoke FOI and or go to court and demand accountability from past leaders and looters? Yes[/size]

Yes gross misconduct
Just as Sanusi d fraud whistle blower was sacked for insorbodination for going behind ur back to expose ordinary billion dollar "stealing" in nnpc while Deziani keeps her job.


#countdown to otueke return journey

Why is coconut water not part of it?