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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 10:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
bencarson007:
Guy if na play, make u stop am o
That Sky papa no suppose die o...
Which kain mata be this na?

Nice work bro.
You are really one different breed of a writer.

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Next episode will fall out 2moro
Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 10:41pm On Sep 27, 2016
prisomic:
woowwwww!!!!!Can't stop shouting..dis is d bestest(if there is a word lyk dat)story ve come across..so intriguing n filled with so many lessons...welldone
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I regard ur comment
This one na ginger
Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 10:27pm On Sep 27, 2016
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 35
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Dad:calm down son,the judge said u have been found not guilty so therefore u have been acquitted
Me: (surprised)acquitted?
Dad:yes,everyone was rejoicing on ur victory but when they noticed ur absent attitude they stopped
Me: (i looked at my lawyer and he smiled,i did not know when i shouted)am frreeeee (and my supporters shouted) "yeeeee".i turned and thanked observer but nancy was nowhere to be found.
Me:where is she
Observer:who?
Me:the girl that came with u
Observer: (alerted,looks around,left and right)where has she gone,i dont know o(he asked and answered his own question)
Policeman:e be like say u too like this handcuff,well no be ur own na government get am so bring ur hand let me open it
Me:hahaha(walks out of the jury box)iffah blow u eh
Policeman: hahaha abeg o no blow me o the other man wehy u blow this morning never still stand up(started opening the cuff) and me i nor wan resum where im stop(opens it and took it off)congrats on ur victory
Me:thanks jawe beta person
Observer:u know her?
Me:who?
Observer:nancy
Me:if to say i know her before she for don drop like two by now nah kom stil dey on belle again abi u nor know me
Observer:hahaha,easy man,i never saw u with any baby(both walking outside as dad was busy talking with someone at one corner)
Me:but why did she leave?
Observer:dont know but u know its really heart breaking,u killed her guy
Me:not my fault
Observer: (now outside the court)but mehn am so scared of u o
Me:why?
Observer: only you killed about 53 men,mehn the government should award u,get u into the military too because u just earsed off blackmen fraternity from unilag,i can now concentrate on my studies
Me:that is Daniel for u but i didnt kill them
Observer: (stopped walking and now at the side of the court compound)then what did u do? Oh i guess u just fall them
Me:u are wrong,the only thing i did was i used dry season to remind them of the rain water they fetched during harmattan season
Observer:hahaha,always funny,the street is rough(slangs)bro u only sailed well as a sailor and thanks to u for not sending me to see chiamaka with the rest
Me:you know what? Let those that deserve to be crowned king be crowned and let those that dont deserve to be crowned be thrown over board
Observer:na ur crown sure pass o but i think is time we change it
Me:to what?
Observer:to let those that deserve to be crowned king be crowned and let those that dnt deserve it make rain use dry season mama dem wella hahahaha
Me: oboi na only u dey talk and laugh,bros na sign of madness o
Observer:i hear but no forget say i senior u o,i fit break ur head join
Me:make i just pity u sake of say u get chest and build like me if not eh i for use u dey learn work
Observer:thank u for money wehy u give my mama the time wehy u visit am.
Me:how is she now?
Observer:hahaha,how she go be now with 1m,she is in heaven mehn
Me:mad man on uniform
Observer:u can say that again.what are we waiting for,lets go home and celebrate ur victory
Me:na my papa i use style dey wait for.shey u dey date nancy?
Observer:u dey craze,instead wehy u go ask me how we take cook up stories to help u u dey ask me of...gbai gbai(we heard a gun shot,i turned quickly and saw him falling,he was just stepping out of the court with happiness written all over his face but now he is down in pains,fighting for his life,oh who did this to my father,i looked outside and saw a car quickly drive off.myself and observer ran to my dad as crowd covered him.
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 12:00am On Sep 27, 2016
WHEN BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 34
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Judge:after a closd examination with clearity and facts well presented,with no further cross examination from both coucil,this is my judgement.Daniel Kybee(he paused and looked up the see the curiousity of the court,the tension was so high but i dont know what happened,i suddenly found myself fearless but my dear the law is friendly to no man at all,it is worth being scared of.i turned and looked at my dad,he was so scared of loosing his son,beads of sweats ran down his cheek,i pitied the old man,i was wishing i never got into this mess at first.i looked at the police man standing close to me,waiting to either lead me to prison or to open the handcuff,get it off my fist and let go of me,he wasnt smiling,he just kept a straight face,with all his attention focused on the judge.i looked at my cuffed hands,it really aches,it aches so bad,ever since that day i was hanged it has kept paining me like some kind of a day old wound.i looked at observer,our eyes met,i was really greatful for the part he has played,thank God i didnt kill him,he let out a smile followed by a wink,i replied him with same act.i looked at nancy,she wasnt looking at me,she was so beautiful indeed,even if i would be jailed,all i wanna do now is kiss those sexy lips of hers,they are really tempting,hmmm too bad.if am jailed,what would become of my father,sir winners,mama clinton his wife and my dear loving siblings,then someone touched me,i came back to life,i was earlier lost in thought.do u know what happened? The judge had pronounced his judgement but i was listening,everyone was watching me,even my dad stood infront of me watching me in surprise but i never noticed it not until now that the police guy standing beside me touched me that was when i noticed my dad and others staring at me,i looked straight to the judge's seat,it was empty,he has left,o my God,what was his judgement,i had been so carried away that i didnt notice when he pronounced judgement on me and look everybody starring at me,what must have been the judge's judgement,if it was good everyone should have been celebrating inculding my dad but they aint,they just stared at me,no one leaving and no one staying either,what must had happened,how come i was is lost in thought during the judgement or wait a minute,had i been sentenced to death,o shit)
Me: dad what's wrong,why is everyone staring at me and where is the judge....he looked me in the eyes more surprised
Dad:what,dont tell me u did hear the judge,where had ur spirit gone
Me:em..em..eh..oh shit i dont get,was i..was i sentenced,i mean..i mean was i sentenced to death(he looked me somehow,i dnt know if it was a look of shock,a look of pity or a look of my sorry,i just dont know,i cant just tell)dad please talk to me please,tell me,i can stand what it is please
Policeman:come out from the jury box,u are wasting my time......
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COMPLAIN: I DON'T KNOW HOW I WILL KNOW THAT U GUyS READ THE RECENT EPISODE.
NO SIGH OF PEOPLE ON THIS VERY STORY.
UR COMMENT IS IN NEED PALS
CoRRECT ME WHERE U NOTICE MISTAKE
BuT IF U ALL HAVE ONE MIND LIKE "HE IS PERFECT IN WRITING STORIES" PLS STILL TELL ME
Any TIME I SEE IMPROVEMENT, I'll cONTINUE THE STORY.
Its Me Kybee,,,,,I love U ALL
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Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 11:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
MY WEDDING NIGHT
Episode 9,10&11
"officer i'm all ears, tell me the news you bear" i asked with fear. The detective threw a swift look at Nancy who shifted uneasily.
"well i don't think now it's a good time. It's something private" he replied, forcing me to smile quickly.
"Nancy is like a sister to me. She knows almost everything about me. You can say anything in her presence" i urged him nervously.
"Esther Hardey" he instantly called out, searching my face for any reaction. But the name he mentioned only drew me into another pit of confusion. The name sounded so strange and unfamiliar.
"i don't understand, i haven't heard such name anywhere" i breathed with confusion.
"that's the name of your husband's fiancee. A white lady he was supposed to Marry. The lady he left to marry you in order to fulfill the promise he made to you" he explained. A cold shiver instantly ran down my spine.
"so are you insinuating that Damian married me just to fulfill a promise?" i asked sadly,
"well I never knew he was engaged to any woman, seriously i thought all the ladies he played were just flings" I murmured.
"that's not the problem" he continued, breathing deeply.
"the lady in question is currently in Nigeria and was among the people that came into the country with your husband's family and equally was present at the house when the crime was committed" he explained, while i stared at him with a little hope.
"that isn't bad news, is it?. The lady definitely killed him. She had the motive and opportunity. Unbelievable" i poured out desperately but the detective simply shrugged.
"yes she has the motive and opportunity, but we can't just arrest her without strong reason. All i can do is to invite her for a little questioning and equally pray she doesn't lawyer up" he answered, breaking my worn out spirit.
"however we are still matching the DNA stuff we got from the scene and your husband's body. I believe something positive will come out of it, but my only problem is that my superiors are putting much weight and interest in this case. They are pushing for closure and speedy trial which really will put you up as the scapegoat, if you are to be dragged to court without me finishing my investigations. You really need to pray my dear. You know how bad our Judicial system can be, moreover the Americans wants you to hang" he concluded, while my heart froze.
I instantly fell, collapsing on the floor within seconds....
I fainted.
To be continued.

MY WEDDING NIGHT
Episode 10 and 11
I soon regained myself to see two female police officers and Nancy by my side. Detective Jeremiah stood a distance away, watching me with great interest.
"hope you have eaten today?" one of the female officers asked me.
"yea" i nodded, breathing heavily.
"you have to get a grip of yourself if you ever want to win this case. You got to be strong. Esther Hardey will be here in few minutes for questioning" the Detective said to me.
"please i want to be present when she's being questioned. I want to see her face" i begged weakly.
"no i can't do that, i have already broken a lot of protocols for you" he answered quickly.
"I beg of you. Remember we are talking about my husband's murder. Help a widow" i pushed passionately. He breathed deeply and shrugged.
"i hope i don't get fired for all i'm doing for you. Well you have to freshen up first, secondly you must promise not to say a word to the lady when you meet her" he said seriously.
"oh yes, i promise not to say a word" i answered, while he smiled and left.
"the detective is a wonderful man. He will help you out" the second female cop said to me, nodding with a smile.
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After freshening up in one of the bathrooms, i was led to the detective's office, where i sat and waited for the so called Esther Hardey to show up.
She showed up precisely ten minutes later with the same annoying white lawyer who threatened my brother. They all stared at me with surprise as they walked into the detective's office.
"what is this murderer doing here?" the lawyer asked with anger. Detective Jeremiah smiled and shook his head.
"As a lawyer, you should know that no suspect is guilty until a court of law gives verdict. She's a suspect just like the lady that brought you along" he answered the Lawyer who bit his lips angrily.
"i'm taking none of this shit any longer. If you can't do your job, better resign. My clients are tired of being detained in this country for no justifiable reason. They all want to go home and i give you two days to make it happen, else the fury of the American government will be on the whole Nigerian police force. You can't just keep everyone hostage" he threatened.
"oh i see you are representing all the Americans involved in this case, but i feel that will change soon" the detective added quietly.
"what if i tell you, i have enough evidence to throw one of your clients in the cell right now?" he pushed on.
"Esther Hardey, she was at the house when the crime was committed. She was Damian's fiancee, am i wrong?" he asked the lawyer who kept quiet.
"Esther had the motive and mindset to commit such murder and according to test results we have so far, she was physically present in one of the crime scenes which invariably places her in a bad position. I pin the murder charge on her. Phewwww case closed. I get promoted" The detective concluded with a smile, while the lawyer instantly grew tense and stared at Esther with a coloured face.
Of course the detective had nothing strong to pin down the lady, but as a good officer he pulled a fast one on the white lawyer who for the first time looked beaten. It was time to prove how good a lawyer he was....
I prayed silently. I prayed for the detective's stunt to work.
"your client should use this opportunity to come out clean or Damian's mother won't like what i plan telling her" the detective pushed on, while Esther coloured up. It was obvious she was hiding something
"oh Lord, make her to confess" i prayed
Wedding Night
Episode 11
Esther tried opening her mouth to say something, but the lawyer quickly held her hand, stopping her.
"don't say anything. The officer is bluffing. He's trying to make you say something that could incriminate you" he said to her before facing detective Jeremiah.
"if you really have the evidence to arrest my client, then go ahead, arrest her. But if you don't, then shut the Bleep up and do your goddamn work. Mind you, time is running out and you have only two days. The next time you will see me will be in court" he threatened, shocking the detective with his words.
Of course not only the detective was shocked, I equally was very shocked because Esther was probably seconds away from confessing or making an unguided comment before the lawyer recovered himself and stopped her.
"two days officer. You have just two days, else i will tear you apart in court" the lawyer threatened and dragged Esther out of the office.
"we were just close to making a breakthrough damn" the detective hissed with despair after they left.
"so what next?" i asked with fear. He breathed deeply, opened the case file on his table, went through it and shook his head.
"things are slowly adding up in your favour but we don't have time on our side. We surely need a miracle" he replied, looked up at me and smiled to make me feel relaxed but i surely wasn't.
"remember we talked about the possibility of your husband going out to the garden the night he was killed to either smoke or see someone?" he said while i nodded.
"according to the report in this file, there wasn't any cigarette stick, ashes nor even anything similar found at the garden which then leaves us with one theory. He went out there to see someone, probably Esther, before a stronger person grabbed him from behind and stabbed him" he concluded.
"how then do we find the mystery man that struck the fatal blow which killed my husband?" i asked desperately. The detective shrugged.
"that's what i'm saying, we need more time, as it stands, Esther alone probably holds all the answers but we can't touch her" he replied with resignation. Tears instantly dropped from my eyes.
The police had every reason to detain Esther but couldn't because she was a foreigner. Instead i was the person being detained without due process. How bad can things get??
To be continued.
Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 11:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
☆SHADES OF LUST☆
☆|Episode 21&22|☆
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<b>Kelvin’s side of the story continues
‘’#hi what’s up?’’ Jessica greeted as soon as I picked up her phone call.
‘’I’m cool and you?’’ I replied with a soft tone, wondering the reason she called by that hour.
‘’you asked for another date with me and I promised to give you a reply today. That’s the reason I’m calling now’’ she quickly added as if she knew what I was thinking.
‘’oh cool’’ I stammered, not really sure of what to say to her words.
‘’I will be free for another date this evening, but it’s going to take the form of an outing’’ she said softly, leaving me silent for some seconds.
‘’outing?, I really don’t get what you mean by outing’’ I muttered, expecting her to explain in details because what I wanted was to have a quiet date with her in a restaurant or someplace private but the way she mentioned the word outing looked as if she was suggesting a road trip or something similar which really looked out of ordinary considering the level of our relationship..
‘’never mind, hope you can come over to my house by 4pm?’’ she asked quickly.
‘’Yes of course ‘’ I answered .
‘’Good. Here is my address ‘’ she added softly, calling out her house address which I already knew.
After the call, I faced Joe with a smile.
‘’it’s Jessica. She called to accept another date request I made the previous day but she wants a road trip which I really don’t understand. She asked me to come over to her house by 4pm’’ I explained to my friend, who laughed.
‘’maybe she wants you to take her to Nekede zoo or maybe Oguta lake’’ he joked, laughing hard.
‘’this isn’t a laughing matter brother’’ I said seriously, stopping his laughter with my words.
‘’well I really don’t have any advice to give. You already know she was involved with your late uncle and could probably be behind the attack you had last night. So you just have to be very careful. I hope she isn’t taking you out of town to kill you?’’ he said with a very serious tone while I shrugged.
‘’I really think she is very bad but then there is this feeling of calmness, this feeling of openness I always have whenever I’m with her. She acts like an innocent angel and I don’t just know what to believe anymore’’ I confessed .
‘’you just have to be careful. Only time will tell what she really is’’ he breathed with an air of certainty.
‘’I will meet her by 4pm. Life is all about taking risk. Whatever will be will be’’ I said with a forced smile.
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Jude’s side of the story continues
I left Pamela at the hotel by 6am with my head high like someone who just graduated with first class result. Pamela never uttered a word to me nor tried to stop me from leaving after the little talk we had that early morning. I couldn’t imagine what she was thinking by wanting me to leave the country with her. I couldn’t imagine what she could be planning or what exactly was going on with her life.
Leaving the relationship was definitely one of the best decisions I have ever made in my life but deep down I was still nervous, I was still scared that somehow she was going to pop up in my life again.
I returned to my hostel, very restless and nervous. I badly needed something to calm my nerves but unfortunately a long weekend was still ahead and Tracy wasn’t around anymore to keep me company. Without thinking twice, I did the unimaginable by calling her on phone with the news that I was coming over to her house that very day.
She couldn’t believe her ears when I broke the news. She kept quiet for some seconds before speaking.
‘’you are joking right?’’ she asked.
‘’I’m already on my way’’ I informed her.
‘’but why?. What made you change your mind?’’ she asked curiously.
‘’because I miss you very much. I can’t survive the weekend without you. I have seen how important you are to me’’ I confessed, leaving her silent for few seconds.
‘’you just made me cry now. I also do miss you over here’’ she confessed.
‘’I will be there in few hours. I promise’’ I breathed, hung up and got my things ready for a trip to Enugu.
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It really was my first time of visiting a female friend in her family house and of course I was extremely nervous. I prayed for her parents to be kind and accommodative.
‘’I hope your dad won’t get mad at me’’ I asked her over and over as we chatted on my way to her house.
On getting to Enugu, Tracy was already at the bus station waiting for me with a chartered taxi. She cried out with joy as soon as she saw me alight from the bus.
‘’finally you made it’’ she broke out, hugging me tightly and drawing the attention of everyone at the bus station. I felt on top of the world, having such a pretty girl who cared so much for my well being, for my happiness, for my future all to myself. And that is what true love is all about.
But did I really deserve Tracy’s love??

☆|Episode 22A|☆
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<b>Jude’s side of the story continues
#As Tracy and I headed to her house minutes later, she held my hand and looked up at me with a worried look.
‘’please bear in mind that my dad is a medical doctor who also lectures in UNN. Do answer all his questions honestly, don’t lie about anything. He knows much about school stuffs and he is a very understanding man’’ she begged softly while I nodded like a child.
When we got to her house, she quickly led me to the sitting room where her dad and mother were seated, probably waiting for me even though it looked as if they were just busy watching a TV show.
They politely smiled as Tracy led me in.
‘’oh my dear you never told us you were bringing in a half caste’’ Tracy’s mother muttered jokingly. I greeted politely.
‘’you are welcome my son, Tracy told us a lot about you and one thing I do admire in my children is that they always bring their friends home for us to see and access. So do relax and feel at home’’ the old lady said to me sweetly, stood up and playfully dragged Tracy to one of the rooms, leaving me all alone with her husband.
Tears melted in my eyes as I remembered my mother. Tracy’s family really was the type of family I wanted for myself. I never played with my mother. I never saw my mum and dad together as a happy couple. It was just so painful seeing the kind of family I wanted, playing before my eyes.
The old man soon cleared his throat after feeding his eyes on me for some seconds.
‘’I’m not good with words but you should know that my daughter took a lot of risk by bringing you before us. Your presence in this house means that my daughter trusts and believes in you and I hope it will remain that way. You are the first man she is bringing home and I hope you won’t hurt her in the end?. I know what students are capable of and left for me, my daughter is still too young to have a male friend but I have no choice than to accept you. So feel free in my house’’ he said with a smile while I nervously nodded like a kid who just got luckily adopted by a rich family.
‘’thank you sir’’ I muttered softly.
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The rest of the evening really was a bit uneventful. I had my shower, rested for a while at the guest room before joining the family for dinner. Yes I was overly nervous being with them and I had a hard time finishing my own share of the meal.
However after dinner, as I stood up to leave the dining room, Tracy’s mother asked me to wait for her in the sitting room.
‘’we have much to talk this evening. I hope you are not too tired?’’ she asked as I sat up.
‘’mum come on, he just got here’’ Tracy protested.
‘’I’m ready to talk anytime’’ I replied with a smile.
‘’good’’ the old woman smiled with satisfaction.
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Minutes later in the sitting room, I sat alone with Tracy’s mother who took her time in asking me prying questions about my life, my fears and plans for the future. Yes she already knew a lot about me from her daughter and that really made our talk flow easily.
‘’you know during my days, most of my friends that ended up being successful in life were the ones with a very difficult background. I can vividly remember a friend back then in UNN. She lost her parents, five days before our first year first semester examination. And she was the first daughter of the family. All her siblings were very little back then and all her uncle’s could come up with was that she should return home, plan her parents burial, get married and care for her siblings. The whole department virtually had to force her to stay back and try her best in the coming exam which probably was going to be her last exam in the school since it was very clear to everyone that was going to drop out from school. She stayed behind, did her best, bade us farewell and left the school for an uncertain future. Could you believe that when the results came out, she turned out to be the best first year student in the whole faculty, which earned her a scholarship. She had to come back to school but it still wasn’t an easy ride for her. She turned herself to a student trader, and the proceeds were enough to cater for her siblings at home. Today she is a senior lecturer in U.N.N. So my dear what am I trying to say is that you should make good use of every situation you find yourself and never give up on life. God has a way of helping everyone.

Sometimes it might look as if God isn’t on your side but the truth is that you fail to look beyond what your eyes are seeing that moment. At least you are lucky your dad left you a little thing to fall back on before he died. So what you should be thinking now is how to better your life and expand the family name. You look like a level headed boy to me and my daughter speaks very highly of you which left me and her father very curious to see you. Anyway we still have a lot to talk about’’ she summarized with a smile while I breathed deeply.
It really was the first time a woman sat me down and spoke to me like a mother and it just looked as if a new spirit fell upon me.
‘’you should go to your room and rest. We have church service to attend tomorrow. I hope you do go to church?’’ she asked with a smile. I nodded, smiled back at her and headed to the guest room, feeling very much at home.
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The old woman’s words really touched me a great deal and even when I got to my room, I sat up on my bed and played back all she preached on my head. Tracy soon sneaked in, smiling like a little kid. She threw herself on me, resting her head on my laps.
‘’I told you my parents are good and accommodative. It’s just a pity you didn’t meet my siblings. Dad locked up the younger ones at the dormitory’’ she said with a smile, caressing my hands.
‘’Thank you for bringing me here. You really don’t know how much I feel right now’’ I confessed. She sat up, brought her face forward and stared into my eyes.
‘’I did it because I love you. I will do much more for you. I just pray you won’t disappoint or embarrass me before my family in future’’ she breathed solemnly.
‘’I love you too Tracy and I promise to be you forever’’ I promised, kissing her softly. She held me tightly, moaning under my soft kisses and wriggling as if an evil genie flew into her night wear. In no time we were passionately kissing on the bed, throwing caution to the wind. The urge in me was so strong and I knew she felt the same way.
‘’I’m willing to give you my virginity but it will be when we get back to our hostel’’ she suddenly promised, breaking away from my kisses.
‘’no I won’t need it till our wedding night. Just keep it safe for me’’ I replied with all sincerity because he just was my precious and the last thing I wanted was breaking into her vineyard so prematurely.
‘’I know you are not a virgin and I don’t want to be cheated on. So how do you satisfy your sexual urge since you don’t want it with me for the moment?’’ she suddenly asked, throwing off balance with such prying but valid question.
To be continued
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Update by Daniel Kybee
Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 10:51pm On Sep 25, 2016
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 33
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Observer:actually i wouldnt be surprised if he deny's that name because he never knew about it due to the fact that he didnt join
Bar. Willians: objection my lord
Judge:sustained
Bar. Willians:thank u my lord.mr isaac u said he wasnt aware of the name but (brought out a poster)this poster of obituary has the name sky aka one my squad galadima and the owner of this poster had so far killed up to 50 something students identified to be members of u fraternity and the said sky is on a revenge,how do u explain this?
Observer:any other person can bear the name sky,how do u expect me to know,am here to say the truth and not to drag issues i no nothing of.the man he killed was my capon,i left town before the incident(now i felt relieved)
Bar. Willians:what made u leave town like u said?
Observer: (faced down)my capon wanted me to carry out the assignment of killing him because he refused to join and went into hiding for a year and few months.i couldnt go for the operation because i had never killed so i went into hiding by leaving town so he went alone.thats his girlfriend(pointed to the girl he came with,i was shocked,this fine girl was dating capon? So why does she want to help me now?)she can testify to that.
Bar. Willians:can u pls tell this honorable court why your capon wanted him?
Observer:i said all i know....he was asked out of the witness box while the girl stepped in and bar.jude continued after the oath taking(her name is Nancy Ikeh)
Bar. Jude:can u please tell this honorable court ur identite
Nancy:like i said before my name is Nancy ikeh,the girlfriend of the deceased
Bar. Jude:what do u know about him(capon)
Nancy:he is the capon of the blackmen
Bar. Jude:u knew of this and u still went ahead to open an affair with some a criminal?
Nancy:i had no choice,i was forced to date him or i die
Bar. Jude:what do u know about this young man(pointing at me)
Nancy:am just seeing him for the first time but i knew everything about him because my late boyfriend,the capon always discuse him with me
Bar. Jude: on what occasion?
Nancy:from the very first time he wanted him,he talked about the physical body built of him and how he would make a good member in the botherhood
Bar. Jude:what brotherhood?
Nancy:em the blackmen fraternity
Bar. Jude:did he join?
Nancy:no
Bar. Jude:how did u know
Nancy:because he started flaming up,telling me of how he would kill him for turning him down.later he told me that the guy ran away.he normally refer to him as sky so he later told me he caugh sky and would kill him soon,he told me that he sent someone to kill him but the person is on the run
Bar. Jude:what happened the day he died
Nancy:he called me over the phone that he was going to end sky's life(mehn see lie,girls can lie sha)
Bar. Jude:my lord,my cliant wasnt part of the activity of cultism in school and must have killed in self defence.i plead that my client be given back his freedom.i rest my case(nancy left the witness box)
Judge:any cross examination from the presecuting coucil
Bar. Willians:no my lord
Judge: THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT....my heart suddenly began to beat faster as tension reads in the air.
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☆SHADES OF LUST☆
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‘’#just make love to me, just make me feel alive. I beg of you Jude’’ Pamela solemnly pleaded, embracing me tightly. I swallowed hard as I stared at her with confusion. I even was scared to hold her.
‘’you don’t look too well to me. I can’t make love to you like this’’ I breathed softly.
‘’I’m okay, just make me feel alive’’ she urged me.
‘’I think we first need to talk. S-x can’t solve your problem. I know I look inexperienced but you need to pour out your heart to someone and I’m all ready to listen and help. We can come up with a solution, just open up your heart to me’’ I pleaded. She looked up at me and smiled.
‘’it’s better you don’t get involved or know my story’’ she answered and broke away from me.
‘’are you hungry?. You can order for anything you wish to have’’ she softly added, stood up and grabbed her bag which she gently unpacked, fetching out a towel.
‘’I have to go freshen up. I won’t take too much time’’ she muttered with a soft smile, undressed before me and headed to the bathroom without another word.
I breathed deeply as soon as she disappeared into the bathroom. My head filled with many thoughts. Her behavior really was very weird and her decision not to open up about her private life made everything look astonishingly weirder.
‘’being with this woman isn’t worth it. I’m breaking up with her first thing tomorrow morning’’ I resolved once again, quickly distracted by her phone which began ringing minutes later.
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Pamela soon appeared from the bathroom totally unclad with a sexy smile on her face. She looked so bright and composed as if she wasn’t the lady who just cried a moment ago like a frightened child. I couldn’t stop staring at her great beauty as she reached for her ringing phone which she picked up and switched off.
‘’I’m sorry for what happened earlier Jude. Sometimes I get carried away, sometimes I start regretting things that I’m not supposed to regret. The life I’m living now is what I chose for myself’’ She said with a soft smile, sat on the bed and brought out a bottle of cream which she gave to me.
‘’I hope you know how to massage a lady’s body?. Better pull off your clothes and do justice to my body’’ she said seductively, leaving my entire body so hot with want. She just was like the fruit of Eden, so beautiful, so attractive, so eye-catching but a sin to devour.
In no time, I was all na.ked on her bed, massaging and handling her entire body with great energy while she moa.ned under my touch.
‘’Jude I can’t describe how I feel about you. It’s just as if I’m offered a second shot at life with you. You are so wondrous’’ she breathed with great passion as I slid my thing inside her.
Just like the previous time, she insisted on no condoms and I obliged her request.
Nevertheless I still was very much resolved to break up with her the next morning. It was something I had no choice than to do unless I was willing to die for her which I wasn’t.
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3am Saturday morning, I woke up to see her sitting on the bed with her eyes on me. I quickly sat up and stared at her curiously, quickly rehearsing the speech I had planned in my head for her.
‘’I have something to tell you Jude’’ she said softly, smiling faintly.
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Kelvin’s side of the story continues
2am Saturday morning, I woke up with a jolt as a loud bang from my kitchen sent me up on my feet. My heart throbbed furiously as I kept quiet for a while, wondering what the noise coming from my kitchen could be. I soon heard male voices which instantly sent panic into my heart as I realized that my house has been invaded.
I quickly dashed to my wardrobe, reached for the ceiling and pulled out an English pistol I bought the previous year from Joe. I very much knew how to use it but had never used it for once.
I quickly loaded three bullets, pulled the safety and headed to my kitchen with fear.
As I slowly opened my kitchen door, I instantly noticed that the iron protector at the first window was gone. But before I could even take a good look, two shots rang out from nowhere sending me down. I felt no pain, I wasn’t even sure If the bullets got me , but all I knew was finding myself on the floor and as I fell, my gun went off, sending out three shots.
After my gun went off, there was silence everywhere. It was as if the hoodlums suddenly disappeared as my gun went off or probably took cover waiting for the right moment to make the next move. I was so scared. It was my first time of experiencing such a thing. I really didn’t know what next to do.
‘’Could it be a hit on my life or could it just be a robbery attempt?’’ I wondered as I managed to sit up with great fear, uncertain of what next to expect.
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‘’#what is it you wish to tell me?’’ I asked Pamela, sitting up quietly. She breathed deeply, left her eyes on me for some seconds, shook her head and looked down.
‘’I want us to leave the country together. I want us to start a new life in the states. I have enough money ‘’ she breathed softly, leaving me gasping with disbelief. I just couldn’t believe my ears.
‘’you are not well’’ the words escaped from my lips without warning. I never meant to use such unfair words on her but it was exactly how I felt about her that moment. She was definitely sick to come up with such an idea. She instantly gave me a look that told me she felt insulted by my words.
‘’I have a life in this country. My education, my root, my future belongs here’’ I replied, softly drawing close to her in an affectionate manner.
‘’you are not really okay to me and the painful part is that you really find it difficult to confide in me. It means you don’t trust me. That’s far from fair and you really need help’’ I said softly.
‘’what kind of life could you possibly have in Nigeria?. The highest you can get here is a high paying job which won’t even be up to what a laborer earns in the states. Moreover I have enough money for us. Many guys would kill to be offered this opportunity I’m offering you. It’s not as if I’m old or ugly. I can even help you trace your mother’s family. I have a lot of good plans for you’’ she pushed on and on, getting on my nerves with every word she said.
‘’I beg of you stop. Please just keep quiet. I’m not going anywhere with you. I can’t be your accomplice in this. I know what women are capable of doing and I don’t want to end up like my father.’’ I said strongly.
‘’I like you very much. I adore you. You are a wonderful lady but I can’t continue with this. I can’t aid you in cheating on your husband anymore. It’s over between us. I’m sorry. It really pains me to say this before you’’ I added, pulling away from her.
Her face colored up with great disbelief. She stared at me with fire in her eyes. She couldn’t even say a word for a minute.
‘’that’s it. It’s over. I have a conscience and I have a girlfriend’’ I muttered seriously.
‘’things are not always as it seems Jude. You can’t abandon me in the middle of nowhere when we are in this together’’ she muttered like a warning.
‘’we are not in anything together. I feel nothing anymore. I don’t even know much about you’’ I replied, got up from the bed and headed to the bathroom to cool my nerves.
I really couldn’t believe I was able to pull it off so effortlessly and I prayed for more strength to survive the rest of the morning because dawn was still a bit far away.
Pamela on her own part never said another word to me. She simply sat quietly on the bed like someone under meditation, like someone under the influence of drugs. There wasn’t any doubt She had a lot going on in her head and I really had the mind to break up with her because she found it hard to confide in me which to me showed lack of trust.
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#I patiently sat on the floor, waiting for something to happen but nothing whatsoever happened for about five minutes. It was as if the hoodlums were all dead or had disappeared the way they appeared but I still couldn’t get myself to check out things until I heard the sound of a police siren coming from my gate. I nervously returned to my room, hid my gun and headed to my sitting room as I heard knocks on my gate. The policemen who just pulled up were calling out for the gate to be opened.
I opened the gate to see about five armed policemen staring at me.
‘’what happened?, who fired the shots we heard?’’ one of them asked.
‘’armed men broke into my house, but couldn’t get access before you guys arrived. I think they have fled’’ I nervously explained, leading them to my kitchen where I was shot at. Together we headed to the backyard to check out where the hoodlums gained access into my house and discovered that a part of my fence was almost brought down by them.
‘’they have fled. Anyway we will still keep an eye on your property’’ the leading officer assured me and left with his men. I really was glad they showed up on time but I equally was disappointed that they made no form of investigation.
I simply returned to my room after they left and spent a great deal of time thinking about my life and how lucky I was to survive the attack.
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Joe showed up at my apartment by 9am full of concern. I narrated everything to him while he listened patiently.
‘’do you think they were after my life?’’ I asked when I was done with my story. He shrugged and breathed deeply.
‘’hmmm that’s a very tough question but I think if they were actually after your life, there are many ways to do it than sneaking into your house in the middle of the night. Perhaps it could be nothing but plain robbery or maybe they came for something you have in the house’’ he said intelligently, leaving me in deep thoughts.
Just that moment, my phone rang and it was no other person than Jessica calling me for the first time.
To be continued
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☆SHADES OF LUST☆
☆|Episode 17|☆
<b>Kelvin’s side of the story continues
#I threw a suspicious look at Jude as his eyes firmly rested on the picture of the young lady on my computer. I knew many silly ideas would be in his head that moment, and it was something I was so afraid of.
‘’listen Jude, I showed you this picture because I want you to know that I’m very much on your side. So please let me handle the case and don’t go trying to act the hero by confronting her. We clearly have nothing yet on her except the fact that she was probably the last person with your father before his death’’ I said to him, tapping his shoulder. He breathed deeply and faced me.
‘’okay I trust you on this. Please just act fast. Don’t let her get away’’ he muttered with a sad tone while I nodded with a smile to assure him.
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Jude left few minutes later, looking so distraught and colored up. I really understood what he was feeling that moment but had no remedy for it. I had to let him go because he was a man and had to live with challenges. My only prayer was for him not to spoil things by trying to confront Jessica on his own.
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An hour after Jude left, I called Jessica with the intention of booking an appointment with her but unfortunately she told me she wasn’t in town.
‘’let’s meet Friday morning at my office. My office address is on the card I gave you’’ she replied with her soft voice.
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On Friday morning, I landed at Jessica’s office very determined. I had many days to plan ahead and I was just prepared and a bit shaky like an upcoming actor about facing the camera for the first time.
Her office was along Wethral road and really was bigger and well organized than I expected it to be. She had two secretaries and an assistant who took my details before ushering me into the main office where I saw her engaged with her computer. She smiled on seeing me, taking off her eye glass instantly. I smiled back and settled down on an empty chair facing her.
‘’hmmmm I’m really impressed. I wasn’t expecting an office like this. You are doing great for a girl your age’’ I dutifully complimented her. She blushed and rolled her eyes.
‘’in my line of business, everything must be polished and presentable’’ she answered softly while I nodded like a lizard.
‘’yes I know but I’m still stunned. It’s very hard to see a single lady very successful like you. I bet you are from a rich family’’ I pushed further. She shook her head and smiled.
‘’I worked in first bank for eight years. Most of my customers are from there. You really don’t want to know everything about me. Do you?’’ she asked playfully while I laughed.
The lady before me wasn’t in any way like a murderer. Yes she looked very ambitious but soft and open minded as well.
She simply was relating to me as if we were old pals and I felt very comfortable with her. I felt different with her.
‘’no she can’t be my uncle’s murderer’’ I reasoned deeply.
‘’so tell me about yourself. What do you do?. You know I asked you to come over to my office because that’s the only place we could be free to talk. I hardly hang out anyhow’’ she said softly, studying me with her eyes.
‘’well I’m into transportation. I have buses, trailers and tankers. However my dream is to venture into oil and gas business but the capital required and risk is just too much’’ I lied fluently. Her eyes brightened.
‘’well I know few friends that are into oil and gas but I advise you venture into real estate and stocks’’ she muttered with a smile.
‘’oh you want to make me one of your customers?’’ I chipped in with a suspicious smile. She laughed and shook her head.
‘’so tell me, what’s your full name?’’ she suddenly demanded while I drew back with great caution. Yes that was something I knew she would ask sooner or later and telling her my surname could make her extremely suspicious because I had the same surname with my late uncle (Jude’s father)
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Jude’s side of the story continues
Tracy was waiting in my room when I returned from Kelvin’s house looking so broken and sad. She quickly sat up from my bed and stared at me curiously.
‘’what’s wrong. What happened?” she asked curiously. I breathed deeply and opened up to her about Jessica and all Kelvin told me.
‘’well he is right. You just have to calm down and let him handle it since he looks good at it. Your dad is already gone so be a man and follow things gently’’ she advised with a soft smile.
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Tracy left for her house on Wednesday evening as she planned and she really spent a lot of time trying to persuade me to go home with her but I insisted that I would be at her house the next Monday.
She finally had no choice than to give in.
My plan was to have one last stand with Pamela during the weekend before ending everything with her but alas it was easier said than done.
‘’One last stand with Pamela and its over’’ I muttered to myself again and again with great determination.
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‘’#well my name is Kelvin Ibeh from Isiala mbano L.G.A’’ I answered innocently, watching her keenly. She instantly froze for some seconds before regaining her composure and smiling faintly. It really was very obvious she was hiding something and I equally took a big gamble by telling her my real name.
I had to tell her my real name because I knew she was definitely going to dig up my profile if I succeed in getting her interested in me and using a fake name could be very harmful in the long run while telling her my real name like I just did could make her tighten her guard a bit but still be free with me, thinking that perhaps our meeting was nothing but coincidence.
Nevertheless a lady like Jessica could totally be unpredictable and so I had to be alert always.
‘’your surname sounds very familiar. I had to run a quick check in my mind the moment you mentioned your name and local government’’ she explained with a smile.
‘’of course I understand. It’s not easy to be acquainted with so many people ‘’ I said, winking at her.
‘’Well thanks so much for giving me your time and attention today, I have to take my leave now, I have some pressing issues to attend to’’ I suddenly said, taking a quick look at my watch and standing up with a smile. She looked up at me with surprise.
Of course when dealing with a lady like Jessica you need to show authority, you need to look busy and responsible. Even though I badly wanted to spend more time with her, I had to keep my feelings aside and act like a very busy man.
‘’ but before I go, please can you consider having a date with me tomorrow or on Sunday?. We still have a lot to talk about and I’m so charmed with everything about you’’ I begged softly. She shook her head.
‘’I hardly do that. It really isn’t my thing’’ she muttered.
‘’I know but please just change your mind set for once’’ I pushed on.
‘’I will give you a call tomorrow. You will have my reply then’’ she answered with a smile.
‘’okay then but please I won’t take a negative reply’’ I added, winked at her and left with a smile of accomplishment.
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Jude’s side of the story continues
By 6:15pm that fateful Friday, I got a very surprising phone call from Pamela.
‘’hi Jude I’m in Owerri. I’m at Links hotel. Can you come over?’’ she asked with her usual soft tone, leaving me totally surprised because we planned meeting on Saturday and not on Friday.
‘’you mean you are in Owerri?’’ I asked to be sure.
‘’yes just come over to Links hotel please’’ she answered slowly.
‘’okay, I will be there shortly’’ I breathed with disbelief and headed to my bathroom to freshen up. I really couldn’t believe she was in town. It was such a surprise and I really didn’t know how to take it.
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On my way to the hotel minutes later, my phone rang and it was Tracy calling me.
‘’what’s up, seems like you are not in your room. You are in a noisy place’’ she asked as soon as I picked up the call.
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‘’yes I’m heading to Kelvin’s house’’ I lied.
‘’okay I just wanted to check up on you. My spirit is just so restless right now’’ she kind of complained while my conscience instantly pinched me.
‘’I hope you are still coming over on Monday?. Please don’t disappoint me. My parents are already expecting to see you on Monday’’ she reminded me softly.
‘’I won’t disappoint you though I’m still very nervous about it’’ I confessed.
‘’come on be a man jare, silly boy’’ she joked, laughed and hung up while I smiled to myself as a new wave of happiness hit my heart. My eyes instantly soaked with tears.
‘’Tracy why are you doing this to me?’’ I asked inwardly.
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I arrived at the hotel to meet Pamela sitting all alone at a table. She wasn’t looking at all bright like the last time I met her. I approached her with caution, my eyes all over her.
‘’hi dear, what a surprise’’ I greeted, sat down and faced her. She smiled, raised up her eyes to meet my gaze for some seconds before looking down like someone in pain. I couldn’t help but notice how colored up and pale she was.
‘’what’s wrong?. You don’t look alright to me?’’ I asked with great concern.
‘’let’s get to my room first’’ she replied, standing up and forcing out a smile. I equally stood up with my eyes still on her. She slowly led the way and I followed quietly with lots of questions in my mind.
On getting to her room, she locked the door, sat on the bed and covered her face with hands.
‘’I regret marrying for money and title. Money can’t make you happy. The best it could do is to provide your material needs. When I married the senator I thought I was in love. I did many silly things for him but in the end I’m nothing but a depressed woman who wears makeup and fake smiles to give out the impression that all is well’’ she suddenly poured out, leaving me as confused as ever as I stared down at her.
‘’what exactly is going on with your marriage?’’ I asked with concern, sitting beside her.
‘’you don’t need to know. I don’t have to trouble you with my personal problems. Just make love to me. Just make me happy. Just satisfy me. You are the reason I’m still alive’’ she proclaimed with great energy, throwing herself on me and holding me tightly.
I was nothing but a boy who wanted an adventure, who wanted nothing but pleasure. I never planned on getting involved with emotional crises like the one I was witnessing. I was inexperienced in dealing with such situation. I had no idea of what to tell her and I just couldn’t pull off my clothes and start making love to her like a dog.
What she needed was love and attention, something I really couldn’t offer with my heart. Moreover I was yet to know her problem or what I was even getting myself into.
To be continued
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 4:28pm On Sep 25, 2016
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The judge raised his head to see who has interrupted him.he looked at the youngman and woman,picked his googles from the desk and wore it back
Judge:don't just stand there and mop,u have rendered yourselves a witness so come over to the witness box.he tried to be bold,he sluggishly walked into the witness box while the girl satdown,she was really an angel(u my readers aint observant at all because none of u ever asked "dont u have a girlfriend and why?" or u guys think i was dogging the girlfriend part and all that? No i wasn't,i am the type that has no time for girls not because i dont want but one of the rules of the fraternity is that the capon would be the first to samba and sample ur babe before u and me i cant stand that so that's why i never admired any) i turned to him,i knew that would be his girlfriend but was i right! Our eyes met,he was really fighting hard within his self wether to say the truth or not.i just absently listened to the clerk swear an oath of truth with him and i was thinking what he wanna say but i knew he was for me and guess who it is! Who else if not Observer.
Bar. Jude:mr isaac u said u have something to tell this honorable court
Observer:yes(he looked at me and tears dropped his eyes manly)am a member of a cult group called BLACK MEN FRATERNITY(everyone shouted,the judge adjusted his googles and sat up right.omo dis judge go like gossip o)the most dangerous cult group in unilag.i was forced to enter or loose my life to them,that was about 4years back.to save my life i joined because the school and government had given us no security and once u join u can never leave till u die(everyone shouted again)the man that got killed by these young man called sky was the capon of my fraternity(noise again) he was killed by sky in self defence because he has been threating to kill him if he does not join the fraternity(he brought out a brown envelop and dipped his hand in it bring out some notes,i recognized them immediately)this were the threats letters that has always been delievered to him...my lawyer collected them and passed it to the judge.i was shock because immediately i joined THE BLACKMEN FRATERNITY those warning letters disappeared from where i had kept them but how did observer get it and from where did he get them
Judge:this was about 2years ago so how come he is still alive and he said his name nor nickname wasnt sky but u just called him sky,why?....my heartbeat increased,my blood was boiling,now i was totally confused,was he was helping me the last minute and now he has gotten the whole issue complicated,gosh,how do i deny again that am not sky,what would he tell them that made me killed capon,o shit he might even tell them i joined and about those i have killed.not now that i need help most,not now that i don't want to rot in jail.any saviour to come or can the judge temper justice with mercy,i have never heard that judges temper justice with mercy and this man is a no nonsense man.i looked at my dad he was unsettled,i turned to my lawyer he was sweating,i looked at the other lawyer he was wearing a smile all over and to the judge he was curious to know everything and probably sentence me to death.now i regart not killing observer.
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 9:20pm On Sep 22, 2016
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Later an ambulance came and cleared the corpse.my lawyer still came back to discus somethings with me.Well none of them had courage to put me into another cell so i walked over to the counter and sat there till it was time for the court hearing
Policeman: oga time for court done reach and motor dey wait u outside......i looked at him with those bossy eyes,he got scared and stepped back a little.if it was before they would had come to the cell,open it and shout "hey flush out and face justice".i looked at him and smiled,the blood staining me had dried up turning black somehow and is smelling.i walked down to the blackmaria and got inside.in no time we were at the court premiss.i came down and i walked into the courtroom into the jury box.soon the judge was in,after all their court ceremony,he adjusted his googles and looked at me like someone watching an horror film
Judge:youngman why are you looking bloody all over
Bar. Jude:my lord,the safty of my cliant can not be guaranted in the cell he has been detained
Judge:and why if i may ask?
Bar. Jude: (brought out serries of photos and handed 8 copies to the judge,then passed the remaining for the court to see)my lord,last night the police sent two hire killers to silent my cliant
Court:jesus!! (murmuring)
Clerk: order pls
Bar. Willians: objection my lord
Me:kai seatdown,wetin u wan object abi u blind?
Judge: (as if not having a clear view of the photos through his board like google glass,he pulled it off,dropped it on the table,looked at the photos closely.all this while the court had been silent waiting for him to give orders.he raised his head)objection over rude.bar.willians,dont make me believe u stand for injustices.the defence coucil pls go on
Bar. Jude:thank u my lord.they didnt succeed because my cliant over powered and killed them including one of the policeman that led them into the cell
Bar. Willians: objection my lord
Judged: objection over rude.bar.willians,anymore word from u and u wld be sent out of the court
Bar. Willians:sorry my lord
Judge:defence coucil u can proceed.
Bar. Jude:thank u my lord.i put it to this honorable that the police know more than they perturbed.i rest my case
Judge:the prescuting coucil
Bar. Willians:thank u my lord.this can be a setup.lets not forget that the accused here was arrested not by the police but by the army after kill one williams chidi a final year student of political science.he is a cultist and a murderer an as such should be left behind bars.
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They talked and talked,a soldier came and testified against me.so many preasure and finally my lawyer lost it all,he had no evidence to save me out then the judge cleared his throat and said
Judge:this is my judgement,the accused had been found guilty of multiples murder and his here by....
Unknown:nooo wait......who was it,every ones eyes turned back,at the door stood a boy and a girl,i knew just the boy but who are they
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Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 2:09pm On Sep 21, 2016
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MY WEDDING NIGHT
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By 8am the next day, my brother showed up with my old father and detective Jeremiah. They all look very serious and tired. My heart bled as i saw tears form in my old man's eyes.
"my darling you shouldn't be here" he breathed painfully. I forced out a smile to assure him that i was alright.
"don't worry sir, we are coming close to solving this case. I'm working round the clock to make sure i solve the puzzles in the case. In no time your daughter will be out of here" the detective said to him.
"Officer please tell us what you have gotten so far. Tell us how far you have gotten" my brother asked anxiously.
"you know it isn't in our conduct to be revealing our investigations to people but nevertheless i will tell you guys how far i have gotten" he answered, while my brother nodded desperately.
"i worked on this case all through the night and i came to a conclusion that two people were involved in the murder. Moreover one of the security men in the house admitted seeing a white lady head to the garden at the exact time the crime might have been committed" he revealed while i jumped up hopefully.
"you should arrest the lady right away, isn't the testimony enough to vindicate me?" i asked breathlessly. The detective shook his head and looked down.
"i'm sorry but it isn't enough. The security man admitted seeing a woman head to the garden. He never said he saw her kill your husband, moreover the knife cut in your husband's chest was strong and deep. I doubt if any lady can strike so hard. A lady equally can't be able to drag your husband's body from the garden to his bedroom unless of course she was assisted. The fracture on his noise equally brought up another fact that the murderer might have sneaked from behind, strongly cut off his breathe by covering his nose and mouth with one hand while burying the knife in his chest. Something a woman will find very hard to do. Anyway we are still running DNA tests which will help us put more things together" he concluded, while i sighed with desperation.
"c'mon can't you just drill the woman that was spotted at the scene instead of wasting the time we don't have. Who is the woman, who is she?" i asked curiously. The officer shrugged.
"the security man unfortunately couldn't identify her. According to him all the white women in the house that night looked the same to him" he answered, shook hands with my brother and left.
My father came forward and stared at me for some seconds, tears blinding his vision.
"i'm going to the village today. I'm going to visit the only living soothsayer in our clan. He can reveal the murderer for us" he informed me slowly. I couldn't believe my ears.
"dad noooo, you can't do that. You can't abandon your Christian believe for my sake. You are a strong catholic dad. It hasn't gotten to that" i pleaded.
"i can't sit, watch and do nothing. Your mother barely managed to survive the night. I must do something, i'm still the head and protector of my family" he said strongly. I bit my lips and looked at my brother for support, but all he did was just shrug.
It was obvious they had all agreed on it before visiting me
Episode 8
"You have to hold on tight dear, we are getting you out in no time. The detective promised to give you special treatment. So just hold on for a little longer" my brother begged before leaving with my dad.
However my day never had a dull moment because soon after they left, two of my colleagues came to see me as if they cared. I already knew they simply came to confirm things with their eyes, but that's one of the things in life we have no control over.
No matter what we do, we must have haters, we must have people who pretend to care and we also must have people whose only motive is to bring you down.
Later in the afternoon, my friend Nancy also came to see me. It really was painful receiving such visits in a police cell.
Yea you guys should just for a moment reflect how it feels to be receiving your friends and colleagues, days after your wedding in a police cell. Horrible isn't it??.
Nancy shed real tears on seeing me, her face coloured deeply. The shock in her very apparent.
"I heard Rumours, I never believed till this very moment" she said quietly. I swallowed hard and nodded.
Nancy was my old time pal. We attended the same university, stayed in the same hostel and did our Nysc the same time, though in different states. Her parents were a bit wealthy and lived in the capital city. She returned to live with them after Nysc while i came over to live with my brother. However i was fortunate to get a good job while she managed a little teaching job in her neighbourhood. We still remained very close even after we disagreed over Damian. She was of the opinion that i was being overly ambitious, insisting that i was throwing away my life for money. I guess she was right?, but she merely objected to my relationship with Damian simply because i dropped my young boyfriend whom she much preferred, in order to move on with Damian.
Yea Justice was the boy's name, we were age mates and equally served {NYSC} the same time. He was a good kid but c'mon i couldn't waste my future by waiting for him. He was even yet to get a job till the very moment i landed in the police cell.
Justice had a lot to do before thinking of settling down and i couldn't take the risk of waiting for him. At least i was good enough to keep him till we rounded up with Nysc unlike some of my course mates who dumped their boyfriends to get married in final year.
"Damian brought only trouble just like i feared. My God this is a terrible Nightmare" Nancy sobbed. I simply stared at her, not knowing what to say. But just that exact second, detective Jeremiah showed up with a dark smile.
"you may not like the news i bear" he announced and came forward while i almost fainted with fear.... I couldn't bear taking another bad news.
To be continued
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Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 2:00pm On Sep 21, 2016
☆SHADES OF LUST☆
☆|Episode 16|☆
<b>kelvin’s side of the story continues
‘’#what do you mean by which relationship?” she asked with a slightly raised tone. I instantly sensed danger which I wasn’t ready to face that moment. I yawned and headed to my room.
‘’I’m very tired Cynthia. We will talk later. I have to freshen up first’’ I muttered, leaving her with no choice than to let me be.
However after dinner that fateful evening, she brought up the topic again instead of going back to her house. My greatest wish really was to break up with her there and then but Cynthia was nothing but a venomous viper that needed to be handled with care. I still had a lot going on in my head and I knew breaking up with her that moment wasn’t a good idea. It wasn’t the right time to kick her out of my life.
‘’our relationship is okay by me. I just don’t know what you are trying to achieve with the topic’’ I breathed, throwing her a quick suspicious look.
‘’or are you pregnant?’’ I asked. She stared at me silently for some seconds before shrugging with resignation. It was as if she had something important to tell me but decided to keep it to herself after my comment.
However after some minutes of silence between us, she cleared her throat and spoke
‘’we have been together for a long time now but you are yet to introduce me to your family or even take a step in knowing mine. Am I wasting my time with you?’’ she asked seriously, leaving all her eyes on me.
Yes her question looked like a good opportunity to tell her my mind. She asked the prying question as if she was ready to accept any reply from me but I wasn’t a kid. I knew all she needed was an assurance that I would take our relationship to the next level. I knew she was never going to take any negative answer from me.
I forced out a smile, reached out and held her hand.
‘’we are together because I still want to be with you. But there are some things you need to change. Your aggressive behavior turns me off a lot’’ I said calmly while a smile of relief appeared on her face.
‘’I love you very much Kelvin’’ she muttered softly. I looked down with guilt, saying nothing to her love declaration.
She ended up spending the night in my house, hoping for a night of passion between us but unfortunately I had no appetite for s-x because I had a lot in my head. All my thoughts were on Jessica.
I had to map out a strategy to gain her trust and unravel the mystery surrounding my uncle’s death.
Early the next day, I invited Jude over to my house. I had a lot to tell him.
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<b>Jude’s side of the story continues
#Tracy and I held unto each other as we passionately kissed for the first time ever. It was so fulfilling, so thrilling and so sweet. I truly never wanted to spoil her. I never wanted to defile her but the passion between us that moment was so electrifying that I lost my head. I didn’t know when my right hand moved over to her left br.east but the instant my hand felt the softness, I quickly pulled back from her.
‘’no Tracy, not now’’ I stammered.
‘’yes you are right. We shouldn’t let what we feel take control of us’’ she breathed and backed me, perhaps out of embarrassment.
‘’so are you still going home with me?’’ she asked. I softly held her by the waist.
‘’I think you should first go alone. Maybe after some days, I will build the courage to pay a visit and by then you must have told your family more about me’’ I answered softly while she shrugged.
‘’very well then, that’s fine by me. I have to go prepare dinner’’ she muttered, turned and flashed me a quick smile which said a lot of silent words.
‘’let’s go together’’ I offered like old times. She smiled once again and together we headed to her room where I kept her company throughout the rest of the evening.
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Early the next morning, Kelvin gave me a call, asking me to come over to his house immediately.
‘’no excuses this time, It’s important’’ he added and hung up, leaving me with no choice to meet him at his house by 8am.
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I walked into Kelvin’s house full of curiosity. It was the first time he was ordering me to show up in such manner and I couldn’t help but wonder what it was all about.
I walked into his sitting room, to see him busy with his computer. He smiled on seeing me and asked me to sit beside him which I did obediently.
‘’look at the screen. You see the lady there?’’ he asked as my eyes fell on a Facebook picture of a very attractive lady.
‘’she is Jessica Simon. She could be the key to the mystery surrounding your dad’s death. She was the last person seen with him the day he died. I have to show you this for you to trust me. For you to know that I’m working fully on your side’’ he muttered while I gnashed my teeth as anger boiled over me.
I so badly had the urge to pay the gold digger a visit behind Kelvin’s back.
To be continued
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 11:44pm On Sep 20, 2016
I plead with all the indigene nairaland
Especially those that have been following up my story titled WHEN MISSION BECOME IMPOSSIBLE, don't be offended by the delay in posting the remaining episode its because the story bearer sustain wrist injury.
Please with me, sooner or later he will continue
Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 11:26pm On Sep 20, 2016
SHADES OF LUST
|Episode 15A|
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Jude’s side of the story continues
#I wanted Tracy to be with me but equally wanted to continue my runs with Pamela which really would be totally impossible if I was to be with Tracy whose sharp eyes were second to none in noticing things. Yes you can term me greedy, stupid or silly but that moment I clearly wasn’t thinking straight. I had to let go of one of them, preferably Pamela but just couldn’t.
Pamela to me was an adventure. A game I needed to conquer while Tracy on the other hand was a lady that I needed to keep for the future. Yes Tracy was my future.
‘’I want to be with you. Your company, your strength, your character is nothing but perfect. I can’t imagine staying in this school without your friendship and support but my greatest fear is disappointing you. I currently have nothing to offer but misery and pain. I know my words sound so strange right now and you feel like you know me but you don’t know half of the things I have done and that’s pushing me away from you because I have a conscience. I like you Tracy. Believe me I really do. A part of me strongly wants to hold you tight to my chest but another part of me wants you to have nothing to do with me’’ I confessed, looking down with great confusion.
It really took me a lot to pour out my honest heart to her. I never knew she was capable of making me reveal my heart with so much energy.
She slowly raised my face to look into my eyes.
‘’yes I used to know you. I used to know what you were capable of. I knew about your involvement with other ladies in the past but I never confronted you with it. However I knew what you felt for me was different. You always protected me like a brother. You made sure I was always happy. You bought things for me and never for once tried to get intimate with me even when we slept on the same bed. But ever since your dad died, you totally changed. You became unreadable and withdrawn. It pains me to see you this way’’ she breathed solemnly, shaking me with her words.
I never knew she had so much power over me. I trembled as her words sank into my heart.
Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 11:15pm On Sep 19, 2016
MY WEDDING NIGHT
EPISODE 6
“seriously i don’t think things that happened when
we were dating has anything to do with his
death, believe me” i said slowly. The officer simply
folded his hands and breathed deeply.
“nothing is hidden under the sun for long. Sooner or
later i still will find out, so i believe it’s in your best
interest to tell me all i need to know” he pushed with a
smile.
I battled with myself one more time before making
up my mind to open up.
“Damian was stealing from the company. He was doing
it with a colleague in the records department. I
found out about the whole deal three weeks into our
relationship but couldn’t do
anything apart from
confront him. He ended up convincing me to keep
quiet, equally promising to marry and take me to his
home country. His plan was
to get me established over there. I was a woman in
love with a whole lot to gain. Of course i kept quiet
and helped him steal more.
He kept his word and married me, only to die
before fulfilling the last part of his promise. Now
what has that got with his
death??” i poured out with tears.
“and the colleague in question, do you think he
has a hand in his death?” he asked curiously.
“of course not, they had seperate accounts and
divided proceeds evenly. No he is much more valuable
alive than dead to the man”
i answered seriously. “well in a murder case we
don’t rule out any possibility until the crime is
solved. I admire your
honesty. You bravely confessed being an
accomplice to another crime. I appreciate and will
keep my promise by watching your back. It
should interest you to know that your husband
might have been murdered in his garden, we saw some
drops of blood down there,
which now gives us two
crime scenes” he said while
i gasped with shock. “yea Damian loved smoking
and probably went to the
garden to heat off while i
slept, but how the hell did he get back to the bed, if he
was killed in there?” i with disbelief.
“it’s time to go to your cell my dear. I’ll permit you to
keep your phone. Just pray something new never
comes out to incriminate you further, as for now the
lastest discovery works on your side” he added with a
cold smile, got up and led me to a quiet cell where I
had the most terrying night ever.
I kept seeing my dead husband all through that
night. Oh it was one nasty experience.
Dear friends, I spent the second night after my wedding in a police cell.
What can be more horrible than such fate??
To be continued
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Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 10:57pm On Sep 19, 2016
SHADES OF LUST
|Episode 14A|
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Kelvin’s side of the story continues
‘’#my name is Kelvin. I have been a silent admirer for a very long time. You can’t imagine how long I have been observing you. Today I had to force myself to be brave and talk to you. So please don’t embarrass me’’ I muttered with a smile. She rolled her eyes, shook her head and breathed deeply. A smile slowly appeared on her face while her eyes still remained on me as she probably did some calculations in her head.
‘’so now that you have gotten my attention. What next?’’ she asked.
‘’the usual thing we guys always ask for. Your phone number please’’ I begged with a playful tone.
‘’hmmmm and how are you sure I’m not engaged or married?’’ she asked curiously, leaving a deeper smile on my face. With every attention she gave me, I grew more confident. It really was very obvious she was enjoying the conversation. All the fears I earlier had about confronting her quickly disappeared.
‘’well life is all about risks and luck. It took a lot from me before approaching you today. At least I’m happy you didn’t embarrass me and I guess the big ring you have on your fourth finger isn’t a wedding ring’’ I said with a sharp smile.
‘’what made you say so?’’ she asked.
‘’because it is too big and shinny to be a wedding ring’’ I answered. She laughed, fetched a business card from her handbag and gave to me.
‘’my phone number is in there. I’m into stocks and real estate’’ she said quickly, turned and headed to her car without another word.
I quickly threw her card into my trouser pocket, turned to head back to my car with a smile of satisfaction only to see Cynthia matching towards me like a soldier. I instantly froze with fear and surprise. I really didn’t have the strength or energy to face her tantrums that moment.
Of course I knew she was coming to make trouble. There wasn’t any doubt she saw when I was talking with Jessica.
‘’I was passing in a tricycle when I saw you publicly displaying your ugly teeth with that girl. You told me you were going to your village for a meeting. Is this the route to your village?’’ she asked, raising her voice very high for people to hear.
Cynthia was just a wild cat who refused to be tamed. The only good thing about her was just her sexual prowess.
‘’let’s go to my car and talk or do you just want to embarrass me?’’ I calmly said to her.
‘’she is lucky I didn’t get to her before she drove away. She is just lucky’’ she breathed angrily.
‘’why can’t you behave like an adult you are. Why are you always suspicious in everything I do?’’ I asked as I led her to my car.
‘’because I know the kind of man I’m dating. If you think I will ever give you breathing space to do as you like then you must be high on weed’’ she poured out without any reservation.
I silently stared at her without saying a word. She really was outgrowing her usefulness. It really was about time to kick her out of my life. I never loved her. I never had any strong feelings for her but the constant s-x we shared kind of made her think that we were in a relationship, something I had to settle before it turns nasty.
‘’Where were you heading to before you spotted me?’’ I asked.
‘’I was heading to my shop’’ she answered quietly. I switched on my car engine and slowly headed to her shop without another word while thinking of my next step with Jessica.



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SHADES OF LUST
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Jude’s side of the story continues
#I returned to the hostel later in day and lazily fell on my bed for a long sleep. I woke around 6:30pm very hungry and dull. On a very good day, I would have rushed over to Tracy’s room to eat but I just couldn’t because we weren’t close to each other anymore. I had no choice than to settle for the bread I bought on my way back even though I had no appetite for it.
By 6:54pm, the electricity went off, leaving me with no choice than to put on my generator. I barely had settled in my room after putting on the generator when Tracy knocked and walked into my room.
‘’hello. I never knew you were around until I saw your lights turn on’’ she said with a smile, sitting on my bed. I smiled back at her, a bit lost on what to say but happy that she came to keep me company.
‘’I came to tell you something’’ she said seriously, leaving her eyes on me. I nodded for her to continue.
‘’you see we have been friends for close to two years and many people including my friends think we are dating. I honestly don’t know how you feel about me but one thing I know for sure is that guys are always possessive. ‘’ she said, stopping to breathe.
‘’someone is seriously asking me out. He has been disturbing me for months now and I haven’t really said anything to him. He isn’t a student but a banker though he just started work this year. He is really very serious about me and is even trying to get my close friends to introduce him to my family. I’m yet to decide anything but sooner or later I will’’ she poured out and waited for me to at least say something. I swallowed hard, unable to say a word.
Of course what she just told me really hurt even though I carried a defiant look. I couldn’t imagine her being close to another guy the way we have been over the past few months. I couldn’t keep the idea of another man making love to her in my head. She just was someone too precious to me, too precious to be defiled.
I didn’t touch her nor attempt making love to her in the past because I wanted her to remain pure and clean. I just was so confused and speechless. I didn’t just know what to say.
‘’I see you have nothing to say?. Okay then, goodnight’’ she breathed, stood up and headed towards the door.
‘’no wait’’ I suddenly breathed, stopping her with my outburst. She turned and faced me curiously, while I rushed forward and embraced her.
‘’I don’t want you to go away even though I don’t deserve you. I want us to be together’’ I heard myself plead with a silent whisper.
‘’I still don’t understand you. You don’t want to be open with me. I have to know where I stand in your life’’ she demanded, breaking free from me as we stared at each other. Our hearts pounding loud.
To be continued
Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 12:24pm On Sep 19, 2016
MY WEDDING NIGHT
Episode 5
On getting to the police headquarters, i was taken
to the detective’s office where i stayed and nervously waited for him
while he entered another office with the white
lawyer. He came in about fifteen
minutes later, smiling calmly. “i’m really sorry things got
so bad as to bring you back here. Your husband’s family
are trying everything possible to make you pay,
but don’t worry, investigation has commenced. I’m already
working on a theory. You should also know that i
have seized the travelling passports of every one of
them that spent the night in that house. You shouldn’t
worry about anything, the culprit will be caught. I
equally had a good cell prepared for you” he said
seriously, while tears dropped from my eyes. I
couldn’t imagine myself spending the night in a
police cell no matter how comfortable it was made to
look. “one more thing. I need to
hear the whole truth from you since you want me by
your side. That’s all i ask” the officer added curiously,
drawing out another shock from me.
“what do you mean by the whole truth?” i gasped,
while he smiled. “you see, that’s one problem with Nigerian
women. You all like keepings secrets even in a
terrible condition. You have a cop trying to help you,
the least you can do is to come out cclean with him. I
spoke with some of your colleagues today and their
answers were quite shocking. Most of them said
that your relationship and marriage to late Damian
wasn’t ordinary.
So you got to tell me things i need to know since you want me
by your side” he pushed on while i swallowed hard and
fought with myself. The officer wanted me to open up something well buried in my heart, a secret
i told no one. “How do i go about it?” i wondered.
“i know you didn’t commit the murder but you have to
help me unravel many things. What made Damian
marry you so quickly, you guys had just a short
Romance and Mr Damian i was told messed up a lot of
ladies in the company before getting to you.
Something made him marry you??, don’t tell me it was
love, i have reason to believe something else was
involved, even after the
threats and reports you got, never for a moment
did you guys quarrel. Please
don’t use the love bullshit on me. I need the truth?” he
pushed on seriously.
There wasn’t any doubt the officer did a good
background check on me but digging deep into my
relationship with Damian
was only going to deteriorate matters for me.
Some things are better left buried and unsaid but
looking at his eyes, i saw curiousity and eagerness to
know all about the hidden truth..
To be continued
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 12:13pm On Sep 19, 2016
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Me: (thinking within me)taaah,nigeria police! if i escape now they would now have enough warrantee to lie but me daniel kybee,i pass them bad bad,na me be the one man squad galadima,the only king that needs no man's crewn to be made king...that night i couldnt sleep,i just stood at the cell's gate till morning,each time sharping the surface of the knife on the iron bar of the gate and being that today is another trial day for me in court.my body,including my face was covered with dry blood,this made me looked scarier and bloody with my pumped out eyes like that of rambow when he is angry,facing and looking forward expecting a police officer to show up soon,then suddenly a female officer surfaced,our eyes met,quickly i winked her
Officer: (shocked) blood of jesus...she turned and zoomed off,the next seconds armed policemen were in view pointing their guns at me "drop the knife"they ordered,i just pretended i wasn't hearing and kept sharping the knife,all my mind set was that any officer that would try and play hero by coming close to me would die by that knife "drop that knife now" the order came again and again,i stopped,looked at them,smiled and shaked my head,it was obvious i was exulted in my power and i was willing to die even now but not untill after getting atlest 5 policemen down,then i saw the cover broken,the ipo,my father and my lawyer surfaced through it
Bar. Jude: oh my God,what's going on here
Me:today nah police christmas day,i dey do death christmas for them,i guess no one has ever done that so mr ipo jot that down in the police diary(smiled)
Dad:dan what happened?
Me:the police sent two men to kill me last night but they didnt succeed,so i opened up christmas for them
Dad: (stretched both hands forward as he advanced toward me slowly)please put the knife down now,am here now son
Me:why dem dehy fear,dem hold gun dey fear knife because dem no say dem don shit for church use bible clean yarsh(dropped the knife)daddy na coz of u o(i formed that stubborn move and face)nah coz of u o...he came forward and picked the knife then one policeman ran to me with the intention of handcuffing me,i let down a heavy blow on his nose and he fell flat and passed out,this action sent shiver through the blood of the rest
Dad:dan! Why that?
Me:he wan use me form hero(i bent down,picked the handcuff from the floor,stared at the unconcious policeman on the floor)next time u no go try dis ur ITK(I Too Know) service for my side,idiot...i put the handcuff on my fist and cuffed myself,that was when i realized other policemen including the ipo were staring at me with fear,even with the cuff on my fist,none of them dear came close again.my lawyer came forward,looked into the open cell and saw the corpse lying
Bar. Jude:holy moses...my dad and co ran forward,looked into the cell and saw same thing,immediately i noticed some officers stepping backward in fear
Me: oh that? (point to the corpses) that was just an ice club of what i intended doing today
Ipo: (summoned courage)i would make sure u rote in jail for this
Bar. Jude:u say what? U sent people to kill my cliant and u still have the guts to talk,i would charge u and ur DPO for attempted murder(brought out his phone and took pictures)i would use this to nail u in court,mr ipo,see u in court(he turned and started walking out then all of a sudden he stopped,turned to me and said)dan i need u to appear in court just like this,dont clean up(he turned and began leaving again,i advanced toward the ipo)
Me:rain water wehy u use harmattan season fetch go fall for ur head during dry season
Ipo:meaning what?
Me:meaning say i no need ur crewn to become king because i be king already.
Dad: (with red eyes)mr ipo if anything happens to my son u wont like me again.i would so very much skin u alive like a christmas fowl(he turned and left angrily,the ipo just stood staring at me,other policemen had gone cold)
Me:come guy take me to other cell wehy action dey and beg pour this one wehy dey ground water for ram to stand up(smiled)...everyone started looking at each other,the problem now is WHO WOULD LEAD ME TO ANOTHER CELL!!!!
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Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 11:54am On Sep 19, 2016
SHADES OF LUST
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‘’hope you take alcoholic wine?’’ she asked as she opened the bottle of wine which was on a small table. I nodded with a smile. You can’t imagine how excited I was sitting before such stunning temptation.
Pamela on her own part really looked well ready and set for me. She acted as if she was simply playing out a well rehearsed role. The way she talked, and carried herself was just so amazing.
‘’so tell me more about your mum. Is she really a white lady?’’ she asked as she filled the two glass cups on the table with wine. I nodded with a deep breath, answering all her questions which mostly centered on my looks, my plans for the future and how I was coping with girls in school. We really had a long normal talk before the alcohol we took slowly took charge of our morals.
I truly didn’t know what gave me the courage to stand up, walk towards her and plant a quick kiss on her lips.
‘’you can’t imagine how long I have waited for this. I’m so sorry for the boldness’’ I stammered, still holding her face by the jaw. She closed her eyes and slowly reached for my hand.
‘’there is need to loosen up every once in a while. We only have one shot at life’’ she softly said, opening her eyes to look up at me.
‘’I like you very much but what I hate the most is getting involved in a disgraceful scandal. We can do anything we want tonight but you have to swear that you will keep our secret. You have to swear to me’’ she demanded, holding me tightly.
‘’I swear with my life. I will never utter a word to anyone. I swear.’’ I swore solemnly.
‘’ I will kill you if you ever tell anyone about us. At least until I decide otherwise’’ she said with a silent whisper, reaching forward to unbutton my shirt which gave me the zeal to pounce on her.
In no time, I was all over her, kissing and caressing ever part of her body without any form of reservation and dear me, she was fire. Her na.ked body was sexy and hot as ever. Her moans were so mature and strong. And when she slowly reached for my manhood, I almost fainted with excitement.
‘’One more thing. No condoms. I want it raw and hot’’ she demanded, freezing me with her words. But then all I could do was freeze for a while. I couldn’t say no to her. I couldn’t deny myself the pleasure of having a good time with her. I just was thinking without my head. The youthful zeal and urge in me was way too strong.
I did it with her without protection and yes I enjoyed every second until I was spent.
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‘’I couldn’t believe we just did it” she breathed when we were done, planting a long kiss on my lips.
‘’and you are way too good and strong. I haven’t enjoyed s-x ever since I got married’’ she added, scanning me with her eyes. I kept quiet, saying nothing.
‘’are you having any regrets?’’ she asked curiously.
‘’no not at all, just tired’’ I answered with a smile.
‘’I think you are actually regretting doing this with me. Yes I also feel guilty over it but that’s life. We just satisfied each other’’ she softly said with a smile.
‘’yes I feel bad right now but it won’t stop me from doing it all over again with you’’ I confessed, kissed her and headed to the bathroom to clean up. She soon joined me there and we had another explosive action in the bathroom.
Oh she was super hot and strong.
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As I got set to leave her room early the next day, she reached for her handbag and brought out a wrap of neat naira notes.
‘’Its twenty thousand naira, Please it’s just for your transport fare’’ she said with a smile while I shook my head, declining her money.
‘’no I should be the one offering you money because I really had a great time with you’’ I breathed, drew close and kissed her cheek. She quickly colored up with surprise.
‘’I don’t need your money Pamela. What I feel for you is very unique and different’’ I said softly to her.
‘’seriously I’m very surprised and impressed. I never planned for my heart to open up for you. What I wanted was just a onetime thing with you but I don’t know anymore. I never knew you were honestly attracted to me. I thought all you wanted was fun and money. Can we see next Saturday?. This time I will come over to Owerri’’ she muttered breathlessly, surprising me with her words. I couldn’t help but notice that for the first time she trembled before me like a school girl. All the confidence and strong aura she earlier had suddenly disappeared. I just didn’t know what to make of her sudden change of attitude.
All I did was decline the money she offered me because I honestly never needed it and suddenly she turned from a strong lady to a feeble young woman who just fell in love.
To be continued


SHADES OF LUST
|Episode 13|
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#Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’come give me another hug’’ Pamela suddenly demanded when I was about leaving her room. It was obvious she was finding it had to let me go. I smiled, drew back and gave her a long hug.
‘’I really can’t wait for next Saturday to come up’’ she whispered into my ear. I kissed her lips, turned and walked away without another word. Of course I was a little bit proud of my accomplishment.
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My bus trip back to Owerri was at first uneventful, until we got to Onitsha when the unexpected happened. I was about drifting into sleep when a big bang which sounded like a gunshot shook me up. Screams of ‘’Jesus! , Jesus!, Jesus!’’ filled the bus which quickly swerved out of the road in full speed, and before I could figure out what was actually happening, the fast moving bus somersaulted and crashed into a small shop, leaving everyone completely dazed.
Luckily no one was killed, but the driver and two passengers sitting beside him were badly hurt. I couldn’t believe it just happened. It was my first time of experiencing such life threatening event which was caused by nothing else but the bus front tyre which blew up without warning.
I couldn’t speak for five minutes. I just sat in a quiet corner and looked at myself.
‘’I could have died or gotten seriously injured?. D--n’’ I gasped with great fear as reality slowly dawned on me. I couldn’t help but realize how lucky I was to escape without any form of injury. I instantly regretted ever going to Asaba. But then all I regretted was the risk I took to meet Pamela and not what I did with her. Of course I very much knew what I did with her was very bad but I just couldn’t keep her out of my head especially after the great s-x we had.
‘’I wonder how it will all end’’ I couldn’t help but mutter to myself.
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Kelvin’s side of the story continues
I spent all Friday evening going through the documents in the suitcase. It really was a tedious job and unfortunately i couldn’t get much out of the papers I went through. However what really got my great interest was the cheque and a receipt I later discovered equally meant for the same lady “miss Jessica Simon’’. The receipt had her phone number and address which really was more than I needed to find her.
I quickly logged into Facebook, entered her phone number on the search area and prayed for it to work. Whoa her profile instantly appeared, bringing a smile on my face.
I quickly sent her a friendship request before going through most of her pictures which told me a lot about her personality. The damsel was very pretty, robust, light skinned and appeared to be in her early thirties which really got me more curious. I couldn’t help but wonder why such a beautiful lady was still single. Moreover she very much looked like a career lady, unless of course her pictures weren’t real.
The only hindrance I had on getting her questioned by the police was lack of evidence. Yes I already had the evidence to establish that she knew who Jude’s father was but then I had nothing to link her to the man’s death and the only way to get what I needed was by perhaps getting close to her, which really was something difficult.
I spent all night thinking about it and early the next day, I drove over to her house with the help of the address I saw on the receipt. I had no much trouble in finding her house which curiously was a newly built bungalow in new Owerri axis.
I stayed put in my car as I observed the environment and thought of the best way to follow up with my plans. I couldn’t just walk into her house and start talking rubbish. I had to be patient and stalk her for a while before making my next move with the right opportunity.
I still was busy with my thoughts when a small Toyota car pulled out of the house and headed towards the main town. I had a clear view of the driver who was no other person than the lady I was searching for. I quickly followed her without thinking twice.
I slowly followed her car, keeping a little distance for her not to notice that she was being followed. She soon pulled up in front of a hair salon while I stopped a little bit far from her car and waited calmly.
It really was my first time of stalking someone. It clearly wasn’t my thing but I was doing a good job out of it.
After two hours of waiting, I saw her walking out of the salon and heading towards her car, I quickly jumped out of mine and approached her with a smile.
‘’hello, excuse me’’ I greeted politely, stopping her with my words. She turned and stared at me, quickly sizing me up.
I couldn’t help but notice that she was really prettier than her pictures I saw the previous day.
To be continued
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1. When mission becomes impossible
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Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 11:13pm On Sep 18, 2016
MY WEDDING NIGHT
(EPISODE 3&4)
As soon as i got to the police station, I called my elder brother
who couldn’t believe all i told him.
“hold on tight my dear. I’ll be there shortly” he assured me.
I was quickly led to an office where i was asked to write a
statement, which i nervously did while Damian’s two cousins
who came with me kept talking to each other.
After writing all i knew on the note book, a female
officer showed up to question
me. I tried my best to convince her.
“just look at me. How possible do you
think a Nigerian girl would murder a husband
taking her out of the country to celebrate their marriage?. I didn’t do it.
One of them did. You got to help me” i begged.
She shrugged and shook her head. “of course i believe
you. You have no reason to kill him but you
see i’m just an ordinary officer taking orders from my
superiors, anyway i believe my boss.
S.P Jeremiah will know how to handle your case.
He’s a good man and a crime expert”
she assured me.
My brother showed up minutes later
with his Lawyer who
quickly took over my case. I told them all i knew
and the events
that happened after i discovered the
dead body. My brother was totally shocked.
“don’t worry my dear. I know this is going to be a tough case. I smell the American Embassy getting
involved but be rest
assured that i will go any length to
prove your innocence, even
if it means getting experts from
abroad. I have friends who can examine the case
and get results” he promised seriously. I breathed deeply and hugged him, thanking God for giving me a
wealthy and intelligent brother.
Officer Jeremiah soon showed up at his office and
requested for our presence. Damian’s cousins
officially accused me before
him, asking that i should be detained
but my brother’s lawyer intervened quickly. “officer i hope you know
everyone that passed the night in that house is a suspect?. They all had access to the bedroom, anyone
of them could have committed the
crime. If you guys are going to detain my client
without proper
evidence and reason. You
equally should detain all the people
present that night, else i will
be the person to file a lawsuit against
the police, after all none of them can come
forward to testify
seeing my client murder her
husband” the lawyer threatened,
putting the officer in a tight
position.
“fine i’m not going to detain her, but you will
have to sign a
document which places her in your
custody. This is a murder
case” the officer said strongly, while
my brother’s lawyer
nodded in acceptance, Damian’s cousins
protested.
The document was signed in no time
and i was free to go.
“we are also getting a court permit
which will enable us get our
own team of investigators and go through the
case. We are not
going to take any chances” my lawyer
said to the officer who
shrugged and smiled.
“this is bullshit, we are heading to the
embassy” Damian’s cousins threatened and left
with anger. It was obvious i had a
long case ahead of me. Luckily i had a
brother who equally had the means to defend me and catch the culprit….




MY WEDDING NIGHT
(EPISODE 4)
As we got up to leave, I passionately pleaded to the detective to help me out. “Seriously I have no hand in my husband’s death. You have to help me. You have to do something” I pleaded desperately. “As long as you are innocent, you have no problem with me. I’m a good cop. I promise to get to the bottom of this case” The middle aged officer promised while my brother smiled with relief. “Now you are talking officer. Don’t let them intimidate or stop you from doing the right thing” he advised as they shook hands.
On our way out of the force headquarters, my brother held me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear. “You have to be strong my dear. Everything happens for a purpose. Please you have to be strong when facing our parents, they are very devastated” he begged quietly while more tears fell from my eyes. I really didn’t know how to face my old parents, especially mum who braved her sickness to witness my wedding ceremony. Nevertheless, we first headed to Damian’s house after leaving the police headquarters in order to pick up my things, but on getting to the house, we were stopped by four policemen who told us that they had orders not to allow anyone pick up even a pin from the house. “Madam this place is now a crime scene. You can come back tomorrow to pick your things. As for now we have orders not to allow anybody pick up anything from the house” one of the officers said, leaving me speechless. “I think it’s a good development. A piece of evidence might still be lying around who knows. The police are really correct with this decision” My brother’s lawyer said in agreement. And so we had no choice than to turn back and head to my brother’s house where every member of my family was waiting for me. It really was such a painful scene as every one of them cried on sighting me, especially my poor mother who sobbed uncontrollably.
“This marriage was just a huge mistake. Oh no” she cried painfully. However another big development occurred at exactly 5pm when detective Jeremiah showed up once again with a team of policemen and a white man who looked like a lawyer to arrest me. “I’m sorry; the order came from the I.G’s office. It has nothing to do with me” he said as a handcuff was thrown round my wrists, putting my entire family into another wave of shock. My brother as usual tried to defend me by creating a scene but had to shut up when the white lawyer threatened to arrest him as an accomplice in the murder charge I was facing. “Don’t worry, I will protect you” the detective whispered to my ear as he led me away. This time, there wasn’t anything to save me from cooling off in a police cell.
To be continued
Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 11:08pm On Sep 18, 2016
Update by Daniel Chinedu
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Adoptive laughing_kidney@facebook.com
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 29
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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For like five minutes i kept struggling.when i realized things were getting out of hand,i forcefully bit the guy pressing my neck and covering my mouth,he withdrew his hand out of my mouth and let out a loud cry because his hand was bleeding.before he could stand right,i grab his head,hitting it hard on the other guy's own,both fell down.as i made to get up quickly my left leg stepped upon something,i felt it that its the knife,i picked it up,everywhere was dark due to the absence light.both ran to the gate trying to escape,i rushed at one and stabbed him to death,fear gripe the other guy
2nd guy:abeg spare my life,please
Me:come,come closer
2nd guy: (went on his kneel quickly)please,i swear i no go do am again.
Me:so if i leave u now,u go go without completing ur mission?
2nd Guy:ah oga,i go go o
Me:but not so fast(move closer to him feeling like the boss i am.u know that kind of feeling u get when u are in charge over ur enemies)tell me,who sent u
2nd Guy: (panicing)eh ehm emm,its one chief like that
Me:no name?
2nd Guy: (still panicing)its chief Soso
Me:hmmm,and the police are aware of this?
2nd Guy:ye..ye..yes yes they are
Me:hmmm i see,stand up and come closer,i want to give u a message that u would take to him...he foolishly stood up and came closer,i pretended to wanting to whisper into his ear,and sliced his neck,he held his neck,went on his kneels with is eyes suddenly turning white and blood rushing out from his neck like tap,he fell and started fighting for his life like a christmas goat.i stood watching him till he became stil,the cell turned bloody,blood filled the floor,i dragged the two of them together and laid down inbetween them,put my right hand hiden on my belly,holding the knife on that same right hand(i was lying on my belly),waiting for an unfortunate policeman to come next(the most surprising thing was that,upon all the loud out burst the police never showed up.i was sure they thought i was the dying one)like two minutes i heard footsteps apporaching toward the cell gate,i closed my eyes i pretence,then i heard a soft whisper
Policeman:una don finish? (no response)ha ha,wetin happen(still no response,he on his powerful police torch)wic kind tin be dis,una don sleep under 15 minutes! ha,but dis one wehy blood full ground so wetin happen and why una lie down inside blood abi nah three of una die? (still no response) chai wic kind fuckup be dis,why dis people go do dis kind work dirty like dis eh,person wehy them suppose just straggle nah im they use knife kill(he opened the cell gate)chai wetin we go tell court say nah im kill dis boy now (he kicks the both of dem and then off his torch)abeg una wakeup jawe,una done do bad work for here(no response,no movement,kicks me)ha abi na una three die,hey make una no tell me say dis boy kill una before im die o(he bent to check)
Me:what if i tell u say na me kill the two of dem
Policeman:hey wo oo(he turned to run,i held his leg and drew him back,then quickly i sliced his neck,he struggled for sometime and died)...then i came face to face with an open cell,should i do that prison break or stay and wait for anything else to come??
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Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 11:04pm On Sep 18, 2016
Update by Daniel kybee
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Story by Kemzy
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Adoptive #Laughing kidney on facebook
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SHADES OF LUST
|Episode 11|
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#I returned to my room with the suitcase which I handed over to Kelvin without a word. He took the suitcase, opened it and went through some documents before shutting the bag and facing me.
‘’why the sad look?. Is there anything else I need to know?’’ he asked, standing up.
‘’no I’m fine’’ I answered.
‘’we have a new deal to start tomorrow. Try coming over to my place for the weekend’’ he added as he headed to the door.
‘’I won’t be free this weekend. I have school stuffs to tidy’’ I lied, leaving him with no choice than to shrug with resignation.
‘’alright I can wait till you settle your school things’’ he smiled and left.
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I spent the rest of the day thinking over what Tracy meant to tell me and her reason for acting so uptight. Yes I valued her friendship a lot and being away from her really left a mark on my body.
I equally had a hard time thinking over the news Kelvin brought earlier in the day. I couldn’t help but wonder what the hoodlums were looking for in my father’s house. I couldn’t help but wonder if they were mere petty thieves or criminals working for my dad’s murderer. It really was something that left a great fear in my heart because if my dad’s murderer could still have the mind to ransack his house, it could be that his mission was not yet accomplished and might still kill again. This time I could be his victim.
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The night leading to Saturday was a very terrible one for me. I slept late and still found myself in a very terrible dream where my father was flogging me for no reason. He never flogged me for once when he was alive and so the dream really was so confusing to me.
Very early on Saturday morning, I drove straight to the village to see things for myself and just like Kelvin informed me, the whole house was ransacked but nothing was taken. I was left with no choice than to arrange the stuffs back to the best of my ability before going over to my late father’s grave to cry.
‘’dad you got to help me. Please help me’’ I cried as my mind slowly went back to the dream I had the previous night. Perhaps he was angry at me over my recent behaviors’. Yes I was failing him and I knew.
I still was kneeling beside my old man’s grave when my phone rang and it was Pamela calling.
‘’how far?. I hope you are still coming over to Asaba?’’ she asked.
‘’yes’’ I softly answered, taking a quick fearful look at my father’s grave as if he was alive and listening.
‘’fine, we will see then’’ she breathed and hung up.
‘’I’m so sorry dad’’ I stammered, stood up and headed back to my car.
In one hour, I was back in my hostel, where I packed up and headed to the bus station for a trip to Asaba.
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My bus trip to Asaba was a very uneventful one. I however used the moment to think over my life, my future and the path I was following. Yes following Kelvin’s way of life already made me a criminal but taking a bigger risk by involving myself with a married lady was something I couldn’t predict the outcome.
I knew what I was about doing with her was very wrong but then the youthful spirit and energy in me urged me on. It was nothing but an adventure and perhaps after one night, my feelings for her would disappear. So I thought.
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By 5:20pm, I checked in at the hotel, Pamela requested I wait for her in. yes I was extremely nervous and excited at the same time. It was my first time of travelling out of my state for a woman. It equally was my first time of having a date with a married lady. I was about breaking many records in one evening.
By 8pm, Pamela was yet to call me and she wasn’t picking her calls either, which left me a bit afraid that perhaps she only pulled my legs by asking me to wait for her at the hotel. I started having doubts. I started growing restless. I prayed for my fears not to be true.
Finally by 9:25pm, she called on phone and invited me to her room, muttering her room number with a very soft sexy voice that stuck into my head.
I quickly freshened up once again before hurrying out to meet my wondrous Pamela, whose outfit that evening was so tempting and explosive.
The hungry look on my face as my eyes fell on her semi transparent shinny gown which showcased a big portion of her bosoms as she let me into her room was so revealing and I knew she noticed how hungry I was to touch her. I was so eager to feel her, to have a bit of her juicy body.
‘’hmmm Jude you really look more handsome than the previous time we met. You will definitely have cute children’’ she muttered as she offered me a chair, leaving me wondering why she used such choice of words to flatter me
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To be continued
Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 11:00pm On Sep 18, 2016
ShaDes OF LuSt
|Episode 10|
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#As days passed by,the bond between Pamela and I grew stronger and the desire to be with her took control of my sense of reasoning and soul.In one of our late night phone calls,I finally popped the question.‘’how do we see again?”
it was a question I used everything in me to ask.I couldn’t even breathe out of nervousness after asking the question.‘’hmmmm why do you want us to see again?’she asked after keeping quiet for some seconds.‘’we have a lot in common and I just want to spend a good time with you’’ I murmured,not sure if I gave the right answer.‘’but we have been spending a lot of time with each other chatting and speaking daily on phone’’ she muttered, perhaps trying hard not to appear desperate or cheap.‘’yes but that’s on phone.I want to see your face and be able to touch it’’ I answered,while she let out a short laugh.‘’aren’t you scared of me?. Hope you still remember who I’m?’’ she asked softly‘’yes I very well do. You are a very charming, attractive and beautiful lady that I will do anything to be with’’ I replied quickly.
‘’hmmmm anything?’’ she asked.
‘’of course anything’’ I quickly breathed.
‘’I will be coming down to Asaba on Saturday for a wedding. Tomorrow I will send you a text message with the name of the hotel I will be lodging in after the event. All you have to do is book your own room at the hotel, when I get back from the event; I will invite you over to mine. Hope that’s okay for you?’’ she asked, leaving me extremely overjoyed.
‘’yes that’s very cool’’ I muttered with great passion. I couldn’t believe I was about having such a high class chick so effortlessly.
I really couldn’t wait for Saturday to arrive. I was so nervous and anxious. I did a whole lot of shopping the next few days, buying new sets of clothes and Jewries. Yes I had the money to throw about, thanks to Kelvin.
However on Friday afternoon, Kelvin paid a visit to my hostel without even notifying me that he was coming. He came into my room unannounced, really surprising me with his presence.
‘’what’s up with you?. Are you still angry with me over the suitcase issue or what?. Imagine throughout the week you never bothered to check up on me or even call?’’ he asked suspiciously while I searched for a good reply to give him but found none.
‘’anyway I came to collect the suitcase to continue my investigation on what could have led to your father’s sudden demise. Yesterday morning, hoodlums broke into your father’s compound and ransacked his house. I believe they were looking for something and it could be the suitcase. So you better hand it over to me now unless you have a better plan’’ he demanded. I couldn’t believe my ears.
‘’’You mean my dad’s old house was ransacked yesterday?’’ I stammered the question. He nodded.
‘’Yes and that’s the more reason why you should trust me. Now get the suitcase’’ he demanded once again.
‘’but what do you plan doing with it?’’ I asked.
‘’I already told you that I had a lead I was following before you soiled my plans. I have the experience to decode the contents of that suitcase. It’s your property but you have to trust me’’ he answered convincingly. I breathed deeply and stood up.
‘’the suitcase is with a friend. Let me go get it’’ I answered to his surprise, quickly heading out to Tracy’s room with a fast pounding heart. It really was the first time I was going over to Tracy’s room after she shut the door on my face and equally refused granting me any attention in school days ago.
I really didn’t know what to expect from her and I prayed for her not to embarrass me again. I hate being embarrassed.
Tracy opened the door seconds after I knocked. She looked extremely surprised to see me. It very much showed on her face.
‘’hey’’ she greeted .
‘’I came to collect the suitcase’’ I said with a cold smile.
‘’what for?’’ she asked seriously, taking me by surprise with the question.
‘’I thought you no longer care?. Why ask?’’ I breathed seriously.
‘’is that what you think?. That I no longer care?. All I want you to be is a better man but you just don’t want to be the type of man I want you to be’’ she poured out, shaking her head.
‘’I cannot change who I’m because of you. You said I’m no longer worthy to be your friend and that’s fine by me. You can go find another guy you can mould into an idol’’ I said a bit harshly. She drew back, went into her room and returned with the suitcase.
‘’take it. You can go to hell for all I care’’ she breathed fiercely, throwing the suitcase into my hands but as I looked at her face, I saw that it was greatly colored up. I noticed that she was fighting hard to hold back tears from appearing in her eyes. My heart instantly softened. I couldn’t take seeing her hurt.
‘’why are you always being hard at me?. You always like to control my life?’’ I kind of stammered.
‘’because, because’’ she breathed, shook her head and shut her door on my face without completing the sentence.
To be continued
STORY BY KEMZY
Update by Kybee
Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 8:03am On Sep 18, 2016
MY WEDDING NIGHT
Episode 1&2
I write with Tears.....
I woke up after my wedding night to see a knife buried in
my husband’s chest, our bed sheet soaked with blood.
I couldn’t believe my eyes, i couldn’t believe it was all real.
I held my dead husband and looked around.
“no this can’t be happening” i breathed, trying hard to
control myself. But it was all real, Damian was cold and
still. He was dead for real. “nooo” i sobbed quietly, wondering what to do, wondering the next step to take.
There was any doubt, i was about experiencing a very
terrible twist in my life. Damian was definitely murdered by
someone who was so desperate to destroy my happiness. I
sat down on the floor while my mind flashed back to how i
met my husband.
After Nysc, early the previous year. I came to Abuja to live
with my elder brother who was a doctor in one of the city
hospitals. He had no problem getting me a good job in a
very popular construction company inside the city.
Seriously i counted myself as a very lucky girl because i
was the first to get a job among all my classmates and
friends. I started work in Damian’s office as a secretary and
that was when my life took a dramatic turn.
Damian who was my boss, a white and an American citizen
quickly took interest in me. He was so sweet and caring but
equally a womanizer. Everyone warned me to be careful.
My colleagues advised me to be professional when dealing
with him and never give in to his demands, which i obeyed.
But surprisingly he continued disturbing me, even after
turning him down so many times. The more i turned him
away, the more bolder he got.
This continued until i finally gave in to him.
We had a very sweet relationship that soon became the talk
of the town. As our relationship progressed, i starting
getting threats from his old girlfriends both in Nigeria and
abroad, but it never stopped me from giving up on him.
Three months into the relationship, he proposed to me and
met my people, drawing another shock from everyone,
especially the white community.
Our marriage was quickly fixed and i insisted for it to be
done in Nigeria because of my family and friends which he
accepted without hesitation.
Damian’s mother, family members and friends arrived the
country two days to our wedding. I had a very long talk with
his mum and cousins who all tried to be nice to me even
though the resentment on their faces were noticeable.
The church wedding and reception went very well. Damian
really spared no cost in organising the whole show. We
planned travelling to Dubai the next day for our honeymoon,
which made us spend our first night as husband and wife in
his big house where almost all his family members and
friends slept.
Anyone of them could have crept into the room as we slept
and struck him, but there wasn’t any doubt i would be the
major suspect….
“Oh no” i wailed with a loud voice, drawing the attention of
everyone in the house. Within minutes, almost every
member of the white community was in Damian’s house.
It was as if they were all waiting for such news….
I couldn’t believe i was married only for one night….
MY WEDDING NIGHT (Episode 2)
I really can’t write how hurt and empty i was that fateful morning. I can’t describe how devastated i was nor how my heart bled. I was totally broken and dead. I couldn’t even call my brother to tell him the bad situation i found myself. In fact my soul and my spirit ran away from me. I was just a shadow of myself.
The devil just took time to urinate on my destiny. Damian’s mother never bothered nor cared about my feelings, instead pulled out the knife from her son’s body when my cries brought her to the room and almost stabbed me with fury, screaming some incoherent words, until other members of the family came in and held her. “i said it; nothing good ever comes out of Africa. She stabbed him, she probably did it in her sleep, or maybe it’s witchcraft. God save my soul” the old woman screamed and cried.
I simply sat beside the bed and cried out my heart. I was just like a cornered rat. I was simply in the midst of foreigners. In the midst of people who saw me as a second class animal or probably a gold digger. None of them spoke to me nor asked how it all happened. I barely had changed my night wear when an ambulance arrived with men from the force headquarters. Before i knew what was happening, i found myself at the back of a police SUV while the perpetrator of the crime walked freely, probably watching the unfolding events from a safe distance.
Another problem i had was that i didn’t know who to suspect nor accuse. They all looked the same to me. They were all a bunch of conspirators. I felt like taking my life as the police took me away, because there wasn’t any need living again. I knew the justice system would easily convict and close the case than investigating. “Who am i among a bunch of whites all accusing me of murder??”. I had nothing to prove my innocence. I was the only person in the room with Damian. The murder weapon which might have saved me through finger print test was already compromised by Damian’s mother. My life was nothing but over. Kiri kiri prison awaited me with a dark smile. How do i save myself?,
how do i prove my innocence?
To be continued
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Literature / Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(m): 8:00am On Sep 18, 2016
I want to post a story titled "MY WEDDING NIGHT"
The worse is that I don't know the Author
The story is just extremely good that why I wanna share here
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 7:44am On Sep 18, 2016
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 28
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The judge's eyes met with mine,i guess he must have seen how uneasy i felt,he adjusted his googles to have a clear view of me
Me: (gossip,if u no dey see well with the googles,why u kom wear ram.chai where did they dig out this man called mike from)
Bar. Willians: please stand in the witness box...he went into the witness box,then the court clerk came forward.
Clerk:what religion are u
Mr Mike:christian
Clerk: (handed a bible to him)repeat after me.i____say ur name
Mr Mike:i martains Mike
Clerk:swear by this bible that all i would tell this court is nothing but the truth
Mr Mike:swear by this bible that all i would tell this court is nothing but the truth
Clerk:so help me God
Mr Mike:so help me God(the clerk walked back to his seat with the bible)
Bar. Willians: please tell the court ur relationship with the accused
Mr Mike: (our eyes met)i was once his lecturer
Bar. Willians: once his lecturer
Mr Mike:yes
Bar. Willians:what made u stop lecturing him
Mr Mike: one day i was lecturing his department when he called in his cult gangs,they striped me naked
Courtroom:heeeey(they began murmuring)
Clerk: order in the courtroom please
Bar. Willians:go on mr mike
Mr Mike:the embracement was too much so i resigned
Bar. Jude: objection my lord,how can my client do such thing for no reason
Judge: objection substained.defence coucil u may continue with ur cross examination
Bar. Jude:thank u my lord.mr mike,can u pls tell this honorable court what made my client do such
Mr Mike: ehm,i used to mock him jokely about his outfit to class so that very day some guys came with guns,about 10 of them,they called him out and asked me to pull off my dress and give to him since i use to mock him to borrow if he does not have(there was murmuring again)
Clerk: ordeeer
Bar. Jude:u see,it wasn't my cliant that called them,they came on their own.how would u keep harrasing a student u are to teach.my lord,it obvious it wasnt my cliant that called them,my lord i rest my case
Judge:any other cross examination? (they was silent) in the absence of no other cross examination,this cult meeting is hereby adjoined till 25th of september(2days time) the accused is to remain in the police custody till next meeting
Clerk:coourrt(everyone stood up as the judge left)...i was led out of the court back to the blackmaria and droven back to the cell.
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that evening my lawyer came with my dad to interrogate me,after everything my dad asured me that he would do everything within his powers to get me out.the next day my dad came back to visit with Sir Winners and his wife Mama Clinton,they gave me hope and encouraged me to keep praying.
They stayed with me for sometime,then we prayed together.they dropped the food they brought for me,an officer asked them to taste it.after that they left.then that night,around 10 pm,my cell gate flung open,i quickly stood up to see who my new inmates was,two hefty guys came in,then the officer locked the cell and left.they both stared at me with evil eyes
Me:why are u people staring at me like that?
1st Guy:start saying ur last prayers because who have come to kill u
Me: (shocked)what have i done,who sent u
2nd guy:sssssh,dont say anything
Me:who sent u to do this
1st guy:lets kill him and leave now,the officer would come anytime from now to free us
Me:jesus,so the police sent u
1st Guy: (brought out a small pocket knief)
2nd Guy:no,lets straggle him...they began walking close,one held my neck,while the other held my neck,i began struggling for breath,i couldnt shout because my mouth was covered,i was dying slowly and painfully,i was seeing the great beyound.
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Literature / Re: Laughing Kidney by kybee(m): 7:34am On Sep 18, 2016
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ShaDes OF LuSt
|Episode 9|
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<b>Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’#hi hope you won’t mind us joining you?’’ Kelvin asked the young lady politely. She smiled, throwing him a quick look.
‘’nope I won’t mind sitting with two handsome young men. I’m all alone’’ she answered pleasantly, throwing another quick look at me.
‘’my name is Kelvin and he is Jude, my cousin who just arrived from the states. I’m trying to show him around the country’’ Kelvin said with a smile, trying to start a conversation with her but then her attention was more on me and after Kelvin introduced me, her eyes kind of brightened more.
‘’are you from Colorado?’’ she asked me curiously. I shook my head nervously.
‘’no I grew up in Arlington Virginia’’ I answered nervously. Her eyes instantly fell.
‘’oh I’m sorry. I mistook you for someone else. You resembled an old friend of mine’’ she said with a smile while Kelvin looked on silently.
‘’anyway I’m Mrs. Pamela, wife of a serving senator’’ she introduced herself, leaving me shocked with the revelation. Yes I knew she was very sophisticated and rich but I never imagined her to be the wife of a serving senator, moreover she looked quite young to have a serving senator as a husband. Nevertheless she was a very friendly lady and I kind of had a very strange desire to be with her.
‘’why do you look so surprised?’’ she asked me.
‘’no nothing, just that your husband is a very lucky man’’ I replied softly. She laughed and said nothing else.
The event soon started, capturing our attention. We didn’t say much to each other until she got up to leave three hours later.
‘’I can’t stay any longer. I have to leave now. You can call me up later’’ she said with a smile, offering a business card to me before walking away. I threw a quick look at Kelvin who stared at me with an open mouth.
‘’I guess she has something for small boys. Imagine ignoring me and paying every attention to you’’ he joked as I took a quick look at the business card.
‘’I like her very much and I just feel like being with her. I don’t know why I’m feeling this way’’ I confessed.
‘’you feel nothing but lust. She has a great body but she’s married. She’s married to a senator. Get that into your head’’ he advised and changed the topic without knowing that deep down I had plans for the beautiful lady.
‘’how old do you think she could be?’’ I heard myself ask Kelvin as we left the event hours later. He stared at me suspiciously before shrugging.
‘’Between twenty six to twenty eight years old. She’s quite young’’ he answered with lack of interest, but for me Pamela’s image stuck in my head and refused to leave. It really was my first time of having such strong desire to be with a woman.
We returned to Owerri the next day and yea I returned with Pamela’s image in my head. If not for one thing, I would have thought what I felt was love but perhaps Kelvin was right. What I felt was lust instead.

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|Episode 9|continuation
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Tuesday afternoon, Kelvin transferred one million naira to my account.
‘’that’s your share for a well done job. The money got in yesterday and you know we have to work harder for another pay. Please use the money wisely. And save as much as you can’’ he advised me with a smile.
I couldn’t believe it. I couldn’t believe myself. I couldn’t believe I could make so much money by only by sitting at home, working with a computer. I felt on top of the world. It was the first money I ever earned with my sweat.
I quickly rushed to the bank, withdrew thirty thousand naira and headed straight to a boutique where I bought a fancy gown and necklace for Tracy. I equally bought fried rice, chicken and ice cream from a fast food joint close by. My plan was to surprise her with the gifts and equally make use of the opportunity to apologize to her. Because all through the weekend I ignored her calls and messages due to the fact that I had no tangible excuse to give her on why i was away from school and I still badly needed her friendship and help.
I headed straight to the hostel with all I bought, hoping to buy her with the gifts. But it was a miscalculated effort because she shut the door on my face the moment she noticed I was the person knocking on her door.
‘’listen Jude, I don’t know what is going on with you anymore and I don’t associate with any guy who doesn’t take his future seriously. You just have to forget about our friendship. We have nothing in common any longer’’ she shouted from her room, leaving me stunned.
‘’this isn’t the way to treat a friend. At least you should have offered a listening ear to me first before concluding things in your mind’’ I shouted back, banging on her door. She opened the door once again, this time holding the suitcase I left in her care.
‘’you have to take your dad’s stuff. I don’t want it in my room anymore’’ she breathed as her eyes fell on the things I bought for her.
‘’I know you are angry. And you have every right to be angry with me. But please leave my dad’s stuff out of this. I left it in your care for a reason’’ I begged.
‘’just get out of here please’’ she muttered, sighed and shut her door again. Her action r4eally annoyed me in a way because she wasn’t my girlfriend even though we shared many things in common. I simply turned and returned to my room with all the stuffs I bought for her, regretting ever spending my money on them.
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The next day, Tracy carried on with her attitude of the previous day. She simply ignored me even though I prepared for school very early because of her and without her company in school I felt out of place and had to leave before the second lecture of the day.
The next few days would have been extremely boring for me if not for Pamela who turned out to be a very free and jovial lady. After reaching her on phone where I introduced myself all over again, she kind of became very free with me, to the extent of adding me up on her social media accounts. She was mostly active on bbm.
In no time we developed a very strong bond. I told her almost everything about myself, though I lied about my age by claiming to be twenty six years old.
‘’and what are you still doing in the university. Hmmm I really thought you were within the age range of twenty two to twenty four’’ she had asked when I lied to her about my age.
‘’my dad wanted me to study in Nigeria by all means, something I kicked against and had to spend two idle years at home before succumbing to his wish’’ I lied further.
But not only did I open up to her about myself, she equally opened up about her life to me.( Though, she never really told me everything about her life). However she told me of her fears, plans and dreams. She equally opened up about her marriage life by telling me that she was nothing but a second wife to a senator from the northern region.
‘’My dear it isn’t easy getting your life back after sacrificing a lot to get to the top.’’ Were the exact words she typed the evening she told me about her marriage life. I didn’t push further with the conversation but I knew she had lots of problems going on with her marriage and even though I had lots of questions to ask concerning her background, religion and so on, I kept them all aside because they were none of my business. All I wanted was a good time with her; A very risky adventure.
Yes and I kept my dealings with her away from Kelvin
To be continued
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Literature / Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(m): 10:47pm On Sep 17, 2016
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 27
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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The black maria moved,i realized it was being lead my two other police van,all i could just pray of was to get out of this black maria of a van.in less than an hour its stopped,i could tell we were at the court premiss because i heard the door of the blackmaria being unlocked noisely,then it flew open,i covered my eyes with my left hand because it was as if i was seeing dewn for the first time,chai,had been in darkness o.i came down and looked around,i saw military men around,i looked up and saw a signboard with the inscription "THE MAGISTRATE COURT".i was lead inside and put on the jury box,the court were seated,i saw my dad,he signaled me to calm down.suddenly the clerk a young looking man of about 27 years of age,annouced the presence of the judge,everyone stoodup as he entered,he satdown behind a raised desk(bench).he was an old looking man of about 70 years of age,he had no bears but had grey hairs,behind the judge were the great seal of the jurisdiction and the flags of the apporpriate federal and state governments,he wore a plain black robe with a board like google covering his wicked looking eyes.to cut the explaination short,everyone seatdown,the court clerk and court reporters sat in front of the judge facing us.
Judge: (introduced himself,then ordered)read the charge
Clerk:this is a case between the state and Master Daniel Kybee a 2nd year student of Economics in the university of lagos.here are the charges
1.cultism
2.stealing and murder
this counts are the charges(he said somethings before the lawyers introduced themselves)
1st lawyer: (stands)i am bar. Willians Ayinde,representing the state(seats)
2nd lawyer:and i am bar. Jude Ekeh representing the accused
Bar.Willians:my lord,permission ask the accused some questions
Judge: permission granted(he picked up his pen ready to jot down useful questions and answers)
Bar.Willians: (walked out to the side of the jury box)mr Daniel how are u
Me: (stared at him,chai i wished i could slap the idiot for asking such question but i just stayed calm and quiet)
Bar. Willians:can u kindly tell this honourable court the name of ur cult?
Me:what cult?
Bar. Willians:answer me straight
Bar. Jude: (stands) objection my lord,i think my colleague here is trying to force my client into accepting what he is not
Judge: objection over ruled.answer him youngman
Me:i dont know what u are talking about
Bar. Willians:aint u sky
Me:no,am not
Bar. Willians:can u then tell this honorable court,ur nickname and why u are called such
Me:my nickname is littleprince,i call myself that,i dnt ve friends.
Bar. Willians: (brought out fliers,and handed one over to me,then to the judge and shared some to the court)what do u know about this fliers?
Me: (exmined the flier,ha,it was Viper's obituary,how do i defend this)i have seen the guy on this flier twice and i saw this flier last month 25th August
Bar. Willians:where did u see it
Me:i see am wehy others see am nah,for school wehy dem post am
Bar. Willians:who posted it
Me:how i go no
Bar. Willians: (turned to the court)my lord,i put it to this honorable court that on the said date,daniel was missing from school,investigation shows he had been out of school for the past 5 months,he even missed his first semester examination
Bar. Jude: (stands)objection my lord
Judge: objection substained.
Bar. Jude:i put it to this honorable court that my colleague is confused and has no proper evidence against my client.if my client was out of school for 5months as my colleague claimed then why accuse him of a crime he knows nothing about.
Me: (chai,dis lawyer head dey dia)
Bar. Willians: objection my lord
Judge: over ruled.
Bar. Jude:thank u my lord.my cliant here is being forcely accused
Bar. Willians: objection my lord,permitte to get my first witness
Judge:substained,bring in ur witness...then i raised my head and saw mr. Mike,my ex economics lecturer that was disagrace for always making mockary of me.my heartbeat began to pand.i do die today.
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