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Family / Re: Impending Child Custody Battle: Baby Mama Preventing Access To My Daughter by labanj1(m): 2:10pm On Jan 27, 2019
eniolorunfe:
Hmmm... Calling/Turning a lady to your baby mama without her full consent...Make una dey fear God oh!!!

Young ladies, pls stay woke! It seems there are many men around nowadays that are seeking whom to turn to baby mama without consent. Don't let that be your story!!!

It's easy for men to bail and come up with different excuses because they are not the ones carrying the pregnancy.

@OP, what if the lady had aborted that pregnancy? After all, she also had plans she had to forestall for her to keep the child.
Without consent you say, because she was blind when they were having sex. When they say no sex before marriage, young folks will not listen. This advice favours the female gender, but no they won't listen.This issue is as a result of two irresponsible adults,if you want to advice do that without blaming any party.

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Spiritual Wife & Husband According To The Bible by labanj1(m): 1:47pm On Jan 27, 2019
freshvine:
only priviledged few can see demons. funny a thing you must be upright with God before you can see one. sinners cannnot see their papa na they're instrument of destruction for him.

stay off sex for more than 2 years, be very upright and pray every midnight for atleast 6 months, go for deliverance session for 5 days dry fasting and praying. break the fast with olive oil a capful... sit down and watch, dont be afraid what you'll see. remember, they're so powerful that if one appears to you the take you immediately into a trance you'd doubt if its a dream... no! it can happen in a split second.
This is a load of crap.
Romance / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Tries To Woo 23-Year-Old Lady On Facebook. Then This Happened. by labanj1(m): 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2019
Why do folks make this mistake a lot. It is "I'm" not "am".

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Romance / Re: Beauty Pageant Contestant Forgets The Name Of Her School On Stage by labanj1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 26, 2019
I remembered while I was at NYSC camp, when they asked some pageant contestant what the NYSC kit comprises of. It was very funny.
Religion / Re: Christians Are Hypocrites! What A Shame!! by labanj1(m): 10:58pm On Jan 25, 2019
Elsah:
Yes I’m a Christian. Yes I make hypocritical decisions. Yes I fall. I stumble. I struggle. I am a mess. But I’m God’s mess. And he can turn a mess into a masterpiece.

It's never too late to start a new beginning.

Hey you! Guess what? Jesus LOVES YOU..... . Any additional LIKE is a bonus.

We are his workmanship, and Jesus doesn’t make junk smiley smiley wink.

Lol, this should be in the religious section, but i know if you're reading this, you probably don't visit there. Lol, it's okay, ain't judging. I hardly visit there too! But hey friend!

Admit it! You need Jesus, i need Jesus, everybody needs some Jesus in their life. Talk to God today! Take those mountains to him love. He cares wink.....
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Elsah:
Yes I’m a Christian. Yes I make hypocritical decisions. Yes I fall. I stumble. I struggle. I am a mess. But I’m God’s mess. And he can turn a mess into a masterpiece.

It's never too late to start a new beginning.

Hey you! Guess what? Jesus LOVES YOU..... . Any additional LIKE is a bonus.

We are his workmanship, and Jesus doesn’t make junk smiley smiley wink.

Lol, this should be in the religious section, but i know if you're reading this, you probably don't visit there. Lol, it's okay, ain't judging. I hardly visit there too! But hey friend!

Admit it! You need Jesus, i need Jesus, everybody needs some Jesus in their life. Talk to God today! Take those mountains to him love. He cares wink.....

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Romance / Re: GUYS! Things You Should Keep In Mind When Dating This Year. by labanj1(m): 2:53pm On Jan 25, 2019
I haven't been in one for some years now. I doubt I'll get into one this year except somebody exceptional comes along. Also wiith the kind of ladies I see, that's gonna be hard.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela Nigeria Graduate & Exp. Job Recruitment (9 Positions) by labanj1(m): 2:34pm On Jan 25, 2019
benfluleck:


Yup a colleague in my cohort was working in a bank before she got into Andela and no coding experience
Okay. Thanks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela Nigeria Graduate & Exp. Job Recruitment (9 Positions) by labanj1(m): 1:46pm On Jan 25, 2019
LeonardIbong:




Yes, Andela has some non technical positions.
I know. I'm talking about the fellowship cycle. I want to know if people who had no prior coding experience have made it in.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela Nigeria Graduate & Exp. Job Recruitment (9 Positions) by labanj1(m): 10:50am On Jan 25, 2019
I'd like to know if anybody without prior coding experience has gotten into Andela.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Blasts Odunlade Adekola For Shading Him 'Yoruba Actor With Empty Brain' by labanj1(m): 10:46am On Jan 25, 2019
Come here. Who is the SHE GOAT between you two?

Romance / Re: Can I Buy Pants As Birthday Gift For A Lady I Just Met? by labanj1(m): 11:27pm On Jan 24, 2019
Don't waste your money. Get to know the person, become a friend or better still start to date her before you start to waste your money.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Calls Out NBC Over What He Calls ‘Bad Songs’ Flooding The Airwaves by labanj1(m): 5:39pm On Jan 24, 2019
Kendrick80:

Don't forget
SZA
Kendrick Lamar
Jcole
JayZ
Rapsody
Absoul
Schoolboyq
Frank ocean
Kid cudi
Kanye west
Isaiah rashad
Coldplay
Fela

Add
Kehlani,
Miguel (My guy),
Zayn,
Adam Levine,
Sam smith,
Kygo,
Sigrid, etc
and then some old skool

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Romance / Re: Escort Models. What Does It Mean? by labanj1(m): 12:13pm On Jan 24, 2019
Coded Olosho
Romance / Re: Why Many Ladies Are Not Yet Married. My Experience With A Broke Pretty Girl by labanj1(m): 12:04pm On Jan 24, 2019
ybalogs:
I won't pay the 2nd time sef not to talk of the third time. Turning me to baby just cos I've obliged her every time she asks will automatically make me collect everything I've spent on her by fire by force. It's not a crime to be broke but turning a good intention into something else is what I will never condone.
I won't even offer to pay the first time except they ask for help. Some of these ladies are shallow minded.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Of Nowadays So Obsessed With Guys With Cars? by labanj1(m): 12:28am On Jan 24, 2019
As for me, when I have a car I'll definitely ignore more ladies. I'll prefer to have a lady before getting a car. When you have a car, you'll attract all sorts, which I don't like.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Puff Adder Killed In My Area by labanj1(m): 6:12pm On Jan 23, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
i av seen a so many military boys die of snake bite , just last yr sept a soldier tchinto fighting ambazonia force died frm puff adder just withen 10mins ,d snake was killed later, y wl i consult google wen i teach about snake ,i love snakes.

i av a pet named lana its a wart snake ,wart snake is d most friendly snake in d world poisonous but nt venomous ,

it has d ability of smiling wen happy ,i wl send u her picture ,
Okay. I've heard you.
Romance / Re: Why Are Relationship Made Complicated by labanj1(m): 9:16am On Jan 23, 2019
Yahoo boys spoilt everything now. So you want make dem use dem for ritual.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Puff Adder Killed In My Area by labanj1(m): 8:48am On Jan 23, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
venomous nt poisonous dey differs ok!

11minutes nt 15minutes in regards 2 average viper

dats y dey ar kind of lazy ,if they ar as fast as black mamba pple in guinea,gambia mali etc go hear am
Please show me the source of your info, where it kills in 11 minutes.
Travel / Re: New Nigeria International Passport To Cost N70,000 - Immigration Service by labanj1(m): 8:46am On Jan 23, 2019
miqos02:


https://guardian.ng/news/new-nigeria-international-passport-to-cost-n70000-says-nis/amp/
I've read it. Which is why I posted another source for the full information.
Romance / Re: PLEASE o, I need tips on how to toss a girl by labanj1(m): 12:00am On Jan 23, 2019
The problem is that you are afraid of what she would say. Say your mind, ladies don't bite. The worst response will be a NO.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Puff Adder Killed In My Area by labanj1(m): 11:28pm On Jan 22, 2019
Nelsizzy:
Reading all the lies here about Puff adder

Most poisonous snake blah blah blah
Death in 15 minutes

Make una dey lie small small abeg
Me self dey laugh at all the lies. The death in 15 minutes funny.
Travel / Re: New Nigeria International Passport To Cost N70,000 - Immigration Service by labanj1(m): 11:11pm On Jan 22, 2019
who posted this half news? This is not the full information. Here is the full info
"He said the new passport with 32 pages will cost N25,000 and $130 abroad; the 64 pages with five years expiration time will cost N35,000 and $150 abroad while the 64 pages with 10 years validity will cost N70,000 in Nigeria and $230 abroad"
http://dailypost.ng/2019/01/15/buhari-launches-new-nigerian-passport-10-year-validity/

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Romance / Re: Please Help by labanj1(m): 3:06pm On Jan 21, 2019
Reubizzy:
I am 18years old and the size of my penis is 5inch.... Please is it normal
Perfectly normal. That is the average penis size.
Romance / Re: delete by labanj1(m): 4:51pm On Jan 17, 2019
Jamariwolff:
shattap! And close that WIDE ugly mouth.

That's what you GET when u date a rich MAN or their PIKIN.

Godforbid i follow any man in his hustle, tueh!!
So you're one of the beneficiaries of the Poverty Alleviation Scheme called Relationship. I don't blame you. Meanwhile I wasn't talking to you, so why are you quoting me?

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Romance / Re: delete by labanj1(m): 4:38pm On Jan 17, 2019
Sharla87:
mine spent 402,880.42 Nigerian Naira not including lunch, a few dates, hotels
we were dating for just 5 months
So he was spending an average of 80k on you per month.

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Romance / Re: Obsession! The Handsome Boy I Have A Huge Crush On! by labanj1(m): 10:54pm On Jan 16, 2019
shakmati:
If you enter among fulani herdsmen, I promise you will find one that matches your crush tit for tat. Just proceed to Zamfara!
I swear I don see person like this for North before.
But OP why you come ignore those guys wey make your message plenty like that, dey crush on top person wey no sabi you?

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Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by labanj1(m): 11:56pm On Jan 15, 2019
Starboytwo:
This is definitely not naija

Naija girls will die before they send such message..

Reminds me of some babe in my street that time,this one go dey look me like zombie Everytime, ordinary "hi,she cannot utter....must it always be me?why always us

Anyway I decided to help her one day like that
Me -hey hi,I see you around sometimes what's up

She - squeeze face like mumu,uttered some inaudible something,and started going

Me - wahray leleyi sha undecidedso make I dey pursue you...no be you like me?...
wayray abi wayray?
Romance / Re: I Got Her A Gift Today! by labanj1(m): 11:29pm On Jan 15, 2019
You get luck o. Keep her.
Romance / Re: Is She A Broken Girl Or Da She Cnt Trust Me? Ladies Come In by labanj1(m): 11:14pm On Jan 15, 2019
Arthurwinner:


I have a gf
Okay. Then I feel you should ease into being friends with her. Tell her you just want to be a friend, and you can also reduce the taking out and calling.

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Romance / Re: The Way He Shot His Shoot by labanj1(m): 11:35pm On Jan 14, 2019
So what happened after all this story. Ayam not understanding.
Romance / Re: Nairaland #10 Years Challenge.... Join In by labanj1(m): 11:26pm On Jan 14, 2019
Most folks here esp. 23 and below don't have any throwback pics from ten years ago.
Romance / Re: I Am Dating A Fat Girl, And am Ashamed Of Going Out With Her [ADVICE] by labanj1(m): 10:49pm On Jan 14, 2019
When it comes to what I want or what makes me happy, I don't care what the world is saying.

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