Ooops...the person will just pass out

AbuMikey:
As if You would have preferred she Kept the Baby.

Don't mind him...

Lol... Ooops.. That hurt

Good for them

Hian.. Nawah ooo

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didn't know that.

OK

greatiyk4u:


Are u not different?

it doesn't matter.. U already generalised..

Peter, Paul and Jude can pass for triplets... Congrats to them

Central processing unit.. C. P. U

greatiyk4u:
MY PROBLEM WITH MODERN DAY LADIES...

~A reason guys are scared of getting Married these
days!.......lolz

You find a beautiful one
The brain is empty.

You find a brilliant one
She looks too serious

You find an upgraded one
She's always after human hair and flashy expensive things

You find a rich one
She lacks manners.

You find a hard working one,
She is a career woman..(No time 4 Love)

You find a serious one
She flirts with many ex(es) who keep calling (olosho)

You find a humble one
She doesn't look presentable (mgbeke)

You find a responsible one
She's not romantic....(Virgin mary)

You find a romantic one
She is hardly satisfied with sex (expects 6 rounds daily) lolz

You find a cultured one
She refuses to embrace civilization (okuko igbo)

You find a simple one
She never takes you serious.

You find an educated one
She feels she's always right.(Miss knw it all)

You find an illiterate one
She always gets angry whenever you correct her (iti
mpataka)

You find a religously devoted one
She calls you anti-Christ 4 refusing to go church and call
your mother witch

You find a fat one
All she knows is sleep (with chronic snoring)

You find a short one
She hardly gets over issues. (Too stubborn)

You find a smart one
she lies every time (guy girl)

You find a poor girl
She always broke and sees every rich person as a ritualist
thereby discouraging you from striving to be rich...

Why won't guys be single?



#teamsingle till ladies change especially in this period of
change!

in that case... Oga get ready to be single forever

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Yes

I hope u know u ain't any better

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EmperorLee:



Lol. You are cute sha (if that's your picture)

it's ur picture.. Thanks

[quote author=pepigeorge post=47633728]
hmmmmm..... the word gorgeous fits better yea

pepigeorge:

hmmmmm..... the word gorgeous fits better

yea

MBush:


Oya come take me

m coming

EmperorLee:


I no wan brag buh just know say I be jackpot.

I agree

2BB4CB3E:


see! so ure even aware lol girls

kinda

esosuo2:

na so oh ,the babe tyt for all angles ,koredo sure get eyes for cuties

Na I'm money dey talk na.. Did u think If he was poor the girl would hv looked at him twice?

2BB4CB3E:

i have dated plenty beautiful girls, one thing that i have observed is this,
if you treat her like she isnt all that! she will worship you and be humble! the moment you start treating her like a queen!

anyways.. It's the reverse in my relationship

EmperorLee:



Ima show you if you want to see.

it's not my choice to make... Will it epp NE??

2BB4CB3E:


if they are both hot its still going to be the girl!
because the guy will make her feel like she isnt worth him!
my ex ran for MBGN some years back and she had a fight with one big ass uniabj girl that wasn't even up to her!
abeg its women anyday anytime! unless the guy isnt worth it!

Why will the guy me her feel she isn't worth him.. He isn't worth her either

esosuo2:
boys are not smiling oh see the powerful machine dis small boy carry ,I. know say very soon he go join the baby papa"s crew

lol @powerfulmachine

EmperorLee:



Take Emperor

lol.. Emperor u don't have a face na

OMG! What a loss... May their souls rest in peace. AMEN

MBush:


Oya, coman take

lol.. Take who now??

2BB4CB3E:


same thing happens when the guy is hot

yeaaaaa.. But if them both are hot... They get jealous together.. Shebi

Korede shuu easy o

MBush:
Inspired by the Konga advert #Ifound.....

Lets bring the question home.... "What have you found on Nairaland??

Reply with... #Ifound...

for me,

#Ifoundgirlfriend

leggo

lol.. Really?? M yet to find ooo

Nairaland had a way of getting me out of very bad mood with the funny comments.. And a few sane people

Comman love me and know if it's a crime