aluunoble: I dnt knw why am not touched by this write up....

So as a grown-up man that u r now, u can't really fathom when ur mum passed on, 2002 or 2003 of late?

Ur dad single-handedly dug the grave and buried ur mum? Huh na muslim kinda grave?

So u wanna use ur mum's demise as a way of luring pple into liking ur page/link?

>> Aluu sorry, its 2003.
>>And yes my dad did all the burying things alone! We have no uncle or aunty or any relatives in Lagos. It was after he had buried her that he now went to the village to inform them. (Note that he didn't go to mom's place, they adviced not to go)

When he came back his sister came back with him. And later went back with Glory to the village. Up till now Glory is still in the east.

As for those that understand my pain. Thanks very much it means you have human sympathy.

Thanks and thanks

May 2002 or 3, I think. That was the time I saw my mom. But few days before that, when she was still battling it with Typhoid in Peninsula hospital at Ajah Lekki. I remember the best thing I could get her was just 2 oranges. Yes. I was broke like Nigeria Airways.

When I got to the hospital, she saw what I was carrying and forced out a pale smile. I was encouraged. At least that was enough from someone that is going to die few days later.

I held her hand. She held me in return firmly and smile again. That day it never crossed my mind that, that will be the last time my mother will hold me. Of course, people do fall sick and are admitted, so I thought.

I believed that my mother's case was the same and she will soon join us at home after she is fine. I thought that she was strong enough to win this battle with mr Typhoid. So little and foolish me left her in there all alone to fight and fight till she could fight no more.

Popa was a strong and brave man he made it very easy for us. He single-handedly buried his wife! He came back home that night with the worst news of the year (although I can't remember how I got the gist, but I knew that my mom is dead!)

Yes my other 3 elder sisters cried a lot as usual. My younger sister glory was still too small to cry, she was 2 years old.
Me too I was still small and was not yet a niggar by then so I cried (you know, now they say Niggars don't cry).

As I was playing my own part crying, so many tiny imaginations went through my mind.
They were:

i. Was my mother just joking with us?
ii. Was popa joking with us?
iii. Did she and my dad had a beef and she decided to go far?
iv. Did she quickly ran to the village, not letting us know?
v. Was she divorcing my dad? Because he was hopelessly poor?
vi. Was she tired of my dad, us and the whole family?

I kept imagining these things long after she has gone, in short as I am writing this note, I still imagine them. Some times I just feel that one day she will just come back to us from where my father hid her.

However at the same time I now know what it means for someone to be dead! I'm no more a kid. I'm a grown man now. But it still aches me.

If you are out there imagining same thing as me, feeling same pain as me I just want to let you know that you are not alone. I am here to console you and I also need you to console me, because it because of people like you that makes me feel like the world is still a better place to live and pass out my millions of ideas lieing idle in my blackberry memopad.

My suggestion is that we should quickly pour out every ideas in us before death visit!

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"The 1st 200 Za'Maniacs to get to Eko Hotel from 6pm will get free tickets to watch the #FOZAlbumLaunchConcert "

The tweet above was pasted by Ice Zamani himself some few minutes ago.

There's serious pandemonium on Ajah Road in Lagos as
you read this. Area boys and passers-by are clashing with
policemen after a trailer crushed five students as they were
crossing the road.

The sad incident happened close to Ikota
Primary School and the dead pupils are believed to be
making their way to the school when they were killed.

The
tanker driver abandoned his truck and escaped.
The people protesting are insisting they won't leave the
area until Governor Fashola shows up. They are blaming
the gruesome accident on the lack of a pedestrian bridge in
the area.

The two express lanes have been blocked by the
angry protesters which has caused heavy traffic in the area. People going to work have to treck some long miles before they can get a bus.

While those with vehicles have to face heat in their cars or come out and sit on the main road under the blazing sun.

Its as if the whole lekki was outside today. And that area looked like saturday! Not monday.
There's heavy police presence in the are too.

Pls let's remind Fashola that we need an overhead bridge in that area. Especially for our kids.

This is how it all happened.

Davido came into the club wearing a white polo and a jeans, with his entourage as usual.

They bought 4 necter rose and 3 hennessy VSOP. About 2 bouncers were in charge of his security. They all sat down while davido was standing on the sofa! (Ok super star things) but the way he was cool this sunday will let you know that something was up his mind.

About 40 minutes later they set off. When they got down stirs, a grotto dj, Dj Jd happens to find davido's ATM card. Trying to give him back his card, he was harassed by davido bouncers. Dj jd replied, angrily of course.

Davido bouncers slapped him seriously. And he being a lagos street boy/Dj retaliated. Hitting davido's bouncer face with the brandy glass he was holding. (Dj jd was about 4"4, and davido's bouncer was about 6" tall, #DavidAnd Goliath things) The bouncer started bleeding through his neck. With the annoyance he forced his way into the club, beating grotto's chief bouncer--Big Sam.

Continue reading here....

http://www.lakotai.com/bg/breaking-news-davidos-mental-bouncer-attacked-grotto-club-this-morning-around-3-am/

Question of the day?

I think women are better doctors
For these reasons....

Ok let's pop champagne to the world's greatest nation--Nigeria!!!!

In case you have been wondering why its girls that always like occupying the front seat in your church,

Here is the reason....

They need to get noticed! Most of them are single and looking for husband.

The married ones are looking for a new boy friend and so on

Do you disagree with me?

Well picture speaks better.

Look very well at their hands... Before you answer please.

Am confuse, I don't know who bleach pass in between these two guys I love.

Can you help me out?

My question has not been answered o

Boss caught sleeping oo hahahahha in the middle of a party...
Funny bro you can't cheat nature

Nah meekmill catch am o, hope that won't affects his record deal with maybach music sha?

felixchip: Name: Felix Obinna
Email: felix_chip@ymail.com
Site : www.naijablackhatforum.com

Hi felix,
your forum has been reviewed...
See it here... http://lakotai.com/blog/naija-blackhat-forum-reveiw/

Hope you will start reviewing mine now

Up next am reviewing is....

felixchip: Name: Felix Obinna
Email: felix_chip@ymail.com
Site : www.naijablackhatforum.com

Hi flex, your forum has been reviewed...
See it here... http://lakotai.com/blog/naija-blackhat-forum-reveiw/

Hope you will start reviewing mine now

Up next am reviewing is....

10%

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If there is a good percentage of virgins,

I will mary in Lagos, if not, I might have to go to my village and pick a wife for myself or I will just remain a player for LIFE!

after I read a thread asking if naija still buy albums, I am forced to ask you now if you really still buy albums/music? Where do you prefer to buy it from?

1. Itunes

2. Amazon

3. Alaba

4. Malls

5. Roadside

6. Direct from artist

7. Independent stores

8. Supermarket

9. Other means--please specify

WOW! After all these I have read, it seems like naija artistes have to rethink their music career op

Austeenxx: OP, are you not the same dude that opened a thread 'bout how to make your girlfriend CUM??!

Nah me?

See them below

1. He loves big polos
2. He is not an Illuminati member
3. He is a Freemason godfather
4. He talks less
5. He loves sex
6. He likes blond girls
7. He is one of the most respected philanthropist
8. He has sold over 50 million copies benching elvis presley
9. He don't writes those rap lines you mime
10. He is the second richest rapper

11. His net worth is 500 million dollars
12. He has received 17 Grammy Awards
13. Three of his albums are landmark in the hip hop genre
14. His best colors are black and white
15. %80 of his videos are black and white
16. He was not the first owner of "For ever young"
17. He was the sole producer of "Fela" the broad way show
18. He is more business minded than most rappers in America
19. He has only come to Nigeria once
20. He slept with Nas's Baby mama carmen

21. He is the only rapper with big lips followed by buster rhymes
22. He signed Rihanna the same day he met her
23. He is solely responsible for Rihanna's success today
24. He was seduced by Beyonce's charm

Which of them is so new to you?

WICkedNESs! Dirtiness!

Yesterday rain was fallin, I ran to the UbA at oyin jola yemi street victoria island to take shelter with a uBA security on getin there I saw one woman about 50 something years trying to hide from the rain for the main time. But a uBa staff and the security man drove us a way like poor chiken. They are wicked and the brand will die quick! Simple!

UP GTB!

I think our naija women takes pastors advise a lot

When I go through comments on some post here on NL I must come across this phrase "end time"

Why? Is it that Naira Landers are expecting the end of this world?

If you have used this phrase before, please tell us why you did

NO WAR NO PEACE!

In now a days Nigeria, people tend to listen to pastors, bishops, prophets than their parent...

Its becoming an issue worth discussing.

That is why I want to hear your own opinion,
Pastor or Parent, whose Advise do you prefer?