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Autos / Re: Distress Sale Of Foreign Used RX330 by laptopsale(m): 6:46pm On Dec 11, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by laptopsale(m): 4:30pm On Dec 10, 2019
Expert17:


google am.....................if my list is different from the one on EPL site...................

I will say it anywhere shaw, rose, walker, Trent hs more speed dan VVD. Dat doesnt mean VVD s slow.

Check EPL fastest player 2018/2019.

They are not, stop arguing, in the match between LFC and PSG at Anfield VVD was the fastest player, and that match had Mbappe and Neymar.
Champions league paraded some of the fastest players in Europe yet VVD came out the fastest.
You keep mentioning Shaw and Rose who has never clock 32Kmph, the only reason you hardly see VVD run is the fact that Liverpool dominate teams they play against and Fabihno always shield the central midfield .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by laptopsale(m): 4:09pm On Dec 10, 2019
Expert17:


I got my LIST FROM EPL SITE......................To help urself frm dis public humiliation, GOOGLE IT..................

MIND YOU

FOSU MENSAH was fastest in EPL WITH 35.52 KMPH

VVD was fastest in UCL with 34.5kmph.

So no need for all dis

Non of those players you listed is faster than VVD, and you were even screaming Rose and Shaw. You think it's easy to clock 34.5kmph? VVD's pace is one of his biggest strength as a defender that's why strikers finds it hard to get past him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by laptopsale(m): 2:51pm On Dec 10, 2019
Expert17:



I like educating people like u.............

We are talking abt fastest in EPL,... U brought up Barca vs Liverpool.......( s dat an EPL fixture?)..............stop diverting up n down

and this s d list for the top 10 Fastest player last season
1. Timothy fosu mensah
2. walker
3. Ruben vinagre
4. Sane
5. Yedlin
6. Duelofeu
7. Anderson
8. Origi
9. Rico
10. Van Aanholt

VVD is not among Top 20 in EPL........



I am beginning to think that you have comprehension problem , he was rated as the fastest in Europe in 2018/2019 season beating Sane, Mane, Walker, Mbappe and Salah as the top five.
Oh yea EPL is bigger than Europe especially the champions league that parade the best teams and players in Europe?
Please mention one player in that list of yours that's faster than Kylian Mbappe.

And you listed Origi omitting Mane and Salah, now I understand your football knowledge is as shallow as Buhari's economic knowledge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by laptopsale(m): 11:19am On Dec 10, 2019
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From Fastest to Most Completed pass.............................. Later u will move to Most tackles...............Stop disgracing urself

U Saying VVD s d fastest defender in EPL, shows u dnt know anything abt football, because he s not the fastest defender in Liverpool...............

SO VVD RUNS FASTER DAN SHAW AND ROSE............................... funny.





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You mentioning Rose and Shaw say a lot about your poor knowledge of football, VVD was also officially voted the fastest player in the 2018/019 Champions league.

Find the top clocked speed for last season with VVD topping

Speed
Player
Match

34.5km/h
Virgil van Dijk
Barcelona vs Liverpool

34.4km/h
Leroy Sane
Manchester City vs Hoffenheim

34.2km/h
Nemanja Radonjic
RB Salzburg vs Red Star

34.2km/h
Kyle Walker
Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur

33.8km/h
Gareth Bale
Real Madrid vs Roma

Try using Google to save yourself further embarrassment , at least Google search is free.
Autos / Re: Distress Sale Of Foreign Used RX330 by laptopsale(m): 11:55am On Dec 09, 2019
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Politics / Re: DSS And Army: Who Commands More Fear? by laptopsale(m): 11:24am On Dec 09, 2019
HarunaWest:

Dude shut da eff up mehn...I attended a military school...Na u suppose teach me or na me go school ya neh?
...You thinks it's all about ruggedity and Morah??...Why is there a DMI? if the Army et al were that superior? why is there an NSA?....Tactics and intelligence wins wars not weapons....A DSS personnel is trained tactically more than the average soldier....Take it or leave it.....Why were DSS posted to Maiduguri to fight BH?? .Answer that....If our army were very much organized like that of the Chinese or Americans, I wud have said otherwise...If you know the gruelling training a DSS personnel goes through, you won't be out here saying this........
You didn't attend any military school, from your comment I can say that.
Before you rant further, I have SSS personnel, Army and Airforce in my family.
DSS training is at their training school in Ojo and I visit there often, nothing special aside emergency response and gun handling but you can't survive a week of military training in Jaiji.
I have never heard of anyone running away from DSS training but many run away from army recruitment depot while few other dies due to the hard training.
DMI is even more equipped than DSS because they far more vast responsibility than the DSS who is more of a front for the president.

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Politics / Re: DSS And Army: Who Commands More Fear? by laptopsale(m): 11:10am On Dec 09, 2019
HarunaWest:

lol...DSS civilian ke...If soldier go DSS training make I hear say he no confirm.....A DSS that is trained to take a bullet whereas army is taught to return fire...Except recent recruitments into the service, in terms of intellects and tactics, you shud compare the DSS to NIA or EFCC and not NA
don't comment on what you don't have first hand knowledge of, I have both in my family as two of my cousins are soldiers while my younger brother is an SSS, DSS has no special training aside gun handling but lots of army recruits dies or run away from depot before POP.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by laptopsale(m): 8:09am On Dec 09, 2019
Expert17:


Lols......
So VVD is faster Dan Shaw, Trent- axender Arnold, Walker, Rose, Rashford, Mane, Sane, Sterling? U r a joker

Lukaku s faster Dan VVD
A little research would have saved you this embarrassment, and you mentioning Rose and Shaw shows you know very little about football.
If I tell you that VVD has completed more passes than any player in EPL in 2019 you will begin to list Kovaci, Jorghino and Silva.
Pets / Re: Infant Female African Yellow Monkey Pet For Sale by laptopsale(m): 7:05am On Dec 09, 2019
Resurgent2016:


I beg you in God's name, if you aren't selling them together, pls release them together in the wild.

Monkeys are very emotionally intelligent, it will damage them to be apart from peers they've grown used to. These ones are grown past separation
I actually bought them from two separate places and the one I am giving out came in few weeks ago.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by laptopsale(m): 10:29am On Dec 08, 2019
Expert17:



Who run pass Daniel James for Liverpool forwards
lol don't even think of the attack instead think of the defence because VVD was rated as the fastest player in EPL last season.
Pets / Re: Infant Female African Yellow Monkey Pet For Sale by laptopsale(m): 7:15pm On Dec 07, 2019
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Autos / Re: Distress Sale Of Foreign Used RX330 by laptopsale(m): 7:05pm On Dec 07, 2019
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Autos / Distress Sale Of Foreign Used RX330 by laptopsale(m): 6:51pm On Dec 07, 2019
This car is clean, faultless and duty paid.

Price is 2.6m
Price is not negotiable please.

Call/whatsapp 0802 322 3520

Pets / Re: Infant Female African Yellow Monkey Pet For Sale by laptopsale(m): 2:56pm On Dec 06, 2019
kkulaja:


The best way to adopt a monkey if u want to enjoy it ,is when they are pocket sized babies.
These large ones can be very nasty.
Like scaring kids sent on errands and collecting what they went to buy
Scaring housewives when Hot.et al

U don't seem to get the best of them when they are adults.
Even the ones trained from babies can turn out nasty in d end
they are not adult, one is infant and the other a baby monkey.
Its a close shot pic that's why they appear bigger in the pic than their actual sizes.
Properties / Re: 5 Bedroom Detached House With Bq For Rent In Surulere by laptopsale(m): 7:26am On Dec 06, 2019
Propertyexpert:
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please send pics and total package amount thru whatsapp 0802 322 3520
Pets / Re: Infant Female African Yellow Monkey Pet For Sale by laptopsale(m): 4:12pm On Dec 05, 2019
WowSweetGuy:
Release it to nature grin
they are pets Sir, and will receive more care in a domestic environment than in the wild.
Pets / Infant Female African Yellow Monkey Pet For Sale by laptopsale(m): 3:55pm On Dec 05, 2019
Bought the two monkeys pets but I want to give out the bigger one for just 30k, I got her for 56k.

I am in Lagos, anyone interested can reach me on 0802 322 3520.

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Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Reacts As Messi Wins Ballon D’or by laptopsale(m): 2:16pm On Dec 05, 2019
Madaraa1:
why messi fans like saying most freekicks like freekick is now acheviment in football but when some say best penatly taker they laugh
U

ronaldo is a outstanding footballer right from sporting cp work is way to manchester back then those who watch ronaldo would know he was more than a goat his dribbles and all of that first messi to win ballon dor ( which does not matter tho) but he kept on put much hard work to become great and be critisied motivate him self

he has confidence #messi fans = to pride
cr7 is just motivating himself am sure even messi was scared of the pile of acheviement cr7 has gained
Please don't mention Sporting abeg, CR7,scored just 7 senior goals for Sporting Lisbon

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Romance / Re: My Wonderful Relationship Is About To Suffocate by laptopsale(m): 12:16pm On Dec 03, 2019
Sweetchilli:
Brother, pregnancy is not calculated from the date of conception(the date you had sex). It is calculated with the date of her Last Menstrual Period. Ovulation is usually 2 weeks after the period. Add that to the 4 weeks that you had sex with her and you get 6 weeks. Why do you think pregnancy is usually 40weeks in women? It starts to count from the day of the last Menstrual period. Don't let men who don't know what pregnancy is confuse you.

This is for the uneducated men mentioning me and saying rubbish. You at least have access to the internet, why can't you just Google it instead of making uninformed statements and disgracing your ancestors
Ghostfaze this the matured advice you seek , any other comments you read on this thread are all gibberish.
Travel / Re: Airpeace Embraer E195-E2 Jet Was On Display At The Dubaiairshow2019(photos) by laptopsale(m): 10:48pm On Nov 26, 2019
Jayson87 hope you see this
Business / Re: Allen Onyema: How I Made My Money To Start Air Peace by laptopsale(m): 12:14pm On Nov 26, 2019
Jayson87 read this article then tell me how Arik is bigger than Air Peace.
Politics / Re: Higher Revenue, Reduced Fuel Usage, Rice Production Are Gains Of Border Closure by laptopsale(m): 6:06am On Nov 26, 2019
Lai is such a shameless old man.

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Business / Re: Allen Onyema And Egahaga Should Resign During The Fraud Trial To Save Air Peace by laptopsale(m): 2:24pm On Nov 25, 2019
jayson87:
hahahahaha..... LIE from the pit of hell. Their planes are older than Arik planes.
Give me list of latest airplane in Arik's fleet then I will respond with that of Air Peace.
Business / Re: Allen Onyema And Egahaga Should Resign During The Fraud Trial To Save Air Peace by laptopsale(m): 6:52am On Nov 25, 2019
jayson87:
When did Air peace become west Africa's largest airline. It has not even surpassed the feats of Arik air
Air Peace is bigger than Arik and they are the only West African Airline with 2019 planes in their fleet.

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Health / Re: 11.6kg Skin Removed From The Body Of A Cosmetic Surgery Patient In Lagos (Graphi by laptopsale(m): 10:58pm On Nov 18, 2019
Belly fat, surgeons are God's gift to mankind

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Phones / Re: Samsung To Release New Galaxy A80 Variant With 256GB Storage by laptopsale(m): 5:26pm On Nov 18, 2019
maik99:


Apple's iPhones displays are now made by Samsung from iPhone x...Samsung is the best in the display business no argument here

Depreciation? Well it says a lot that the 2 phone brands that lose value the slowest are Google's pixel and Apple iPhones...nuff said

Cloning? You never jam better iPhone clone before ba?
I ordered an iPhone once for my wife but ended up receiving a cloned from the seller in US , no matter how well the clone is it can never be anything close to an iPhone and yea it will always run on android not IOS.
Phones / Re: Samsung To Release New Galaxy A80 Variant With 256GB Storage by laptopsale(m): 9:19am On Nov 18, 2019
maik99:

You've not answered my question...in what terms? Design?
designs, durability, security ,UI, software and better OS. I have used both and currently using S8+ , so I know what I am talking about.
Phones / Re: Samsung To Release New Galaxy A80 Variant With 256GB Storage by laptopsale(m): 7:21am On Nov 18, 2019
maik99:


In what aspect has Apple stood out?
Samsung with their fragile screen and plastic casings/housings ( except from recent phones), iPhone shit on any Samsung you can ever think of.
Do you know that Samsung phones depreciate faster than any other flagship phones out there and Samsung phones are the easiest to clone to the last detail by Asians.

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Car Talk / Re: Can A Nigerian Car Be Registered More Than Once? by laptopsale(m): 3:26pm On Nov 13, 2019
greatbrian:


Have done that already. Expecting the number plates soonest.
good, congrats to your mum on her new ride.

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