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Politics / Re: Soludo Transforms 18 Years Of Dumpsite To A Waterfountain In Ochanja (photos) by Lavzz: 7:23pm On Mar 30
When mugu talks you know
PlayerMeji:
Soludo is also persona non grata to Obidogs... because he had the guts to tell obi the hard truth...so anything he does will not be considered as an achievement...

See the mindset of the people we are sharing space with in this country..

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Politics / Re: Murder Of Soldiers In Okuama: Army Releases Statement On Misinformation by Lavzz: 8:42pm On Mar 18
You are a useless person, from a useless sperm, when an idiot talk you will surely know, Igbos will kill you, idiot
RichDad1:
It’s Ijaws and Urobos that are having issue. But it’s ibos and their urchins that is crying up and down.
I can bet anything that the unfortunate incident is an Ipob job.
The earlier Deltans wake up, the better for their collective goods.
Asaba is already infiltrated by these unscrupulous elements. They needs to be flushed out asap.
God bless Delta State.
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by Lavzz: 9:20pm On Mar 17
You are very useless and will remain useless, when idiots talk you will know
Think9ja:
This is the best governor South East has ever produce. Unlike one rubbish that wasted eight years without achieving anything

The rubbish is who some dumbos believe can transforn Nigeria simply because he knows how to dish out dubious figures.

This rubbish had a poor degree in psychology but he parades himself as a brilliant economist.

Omoh mumu people plenty for Nigeria abeg
Sports / Re: Napoli Players Blame Osimhen For Champions League Exit by Lavzz: 1:48pm On Mar 16
May you live long
HayTerran:
Na lie.
News just want to have something to feed the people with.

Osimhen wey score their only goal to absolve them of shame for their home?

You people just realize Africans are so emotional and sentimental, and to take advantage of this, you just put up news that make them think Oyinbo is jealous of them or hate them or want something from them or... whereas these people are so nonplussed about us.... dem no even send us one bit
Politics / Re: Tinubu Withdraws Ruby Onwudiwe Nomination As CBN Board Member For Supporting Obi by Lavzz: 1:19pm On Mar 15
Mugu like you
Max24:
Serves her right. Let her go collect her Social Media CBN appointment from the Agulu SM president.. It cannot favour her and her family after singing baba wey no we'll he dey shout Emilokan ooo. Make Elupee 77 favour her.
Politics / Re: Cairo Ojougboh Dies Watching Super Eagles Against South Africa by Lavzz: 10:30am On Feb 08
God gives and take, if God decides not even a so called doctor can stop
RickyJesus:

How did you know it has nothing to do with the game? Are you his doctor?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Congratulates The Super Eagles by Lavzz: 10:00am On Feb 03
You are useless, I swear you are very useless, giving birth to a human being like you is tragedy to the community
HeeBraHim2:
President Tinubu remain the hero of the Super Eagle performance. He paid off the debt of the super Eagle just to ginger the player and the board.

He also called the whole team this afternoon, ginger them, motivate them.

One Ontisha trader just do eye service go Abidjan and snap many photos to decieve the mumu Obidient.

During his time in Anambra, Anambra United go relegation, since then Anambra united has been vanish from nigeria Football.

The werey just develop love for football because of political points 😂
Romance / Re: Lady Weds Her Physically Challenged Lover In Akwa Ibom by Lavzz: 10:04pm On Dec 14, 2023
Are you planning to separate them?
Jeon:
OK, hope they will be good to themselves.
Properties / Re: Emeka Offor Donates 10 Houses To Widows In Anambra by Lavzz: 8:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
A big lost to whosoever give birth to you
Lavzz:
You are senseless, a disappointment to your family
Properties / Re: Emeka Offor Donates 10 Houses To Widows In Anambra by Lavzz: 8:33pm On Dec 08, 2023
You are senseless, a disappointment to your family
perseverance101:
This is the type of news that we patriotic Nigerians want to hear from the Southeast. Instead of reports about the followers of one failed immigrant who have taken a permanent seat in the minds of some misguided individuals, leading to the tragic deaths of thousands of innocent people who were unfortunate enough to believe in the sadist. Nnamdi Kanu always reminds me of how Hitler began his evil reign that ultimately led to the death of millions and widespread poverty and stress in Germany. Just like the Lunatic Hitler the failed artist who for many years suffered the pain and cronic anger that comes with rejection. Kanu the failed immigrant who after spending tons of years in Europe with nothing to write about suddenly out of cronic pain and strong depression became a man who's ready to kill and ready to die, but sworn not to die alone. Kanu, just like Hitler commenced his actions by shouting and screaming at the top of his voice. Over time, a few vulnerable individuals in the society believed in him and started following his lead. Before long, a significant number of Germans joined the evil Nazi movement, unknowingly marching straight into the slaughterhouse under the illusion that they were following a just cause. What the Ipob followers fail to understand is that Kanu will never rest until he drags all the ibos with him to the grave. Ibos are currently blind with hatred and I seriously pray that they open their eyes to see for themselves that the path they are currently paving will soon or later send them into total Darkness and total regret. They should think now that there is still time before they end up like the ignorant germans who up to date are still facing the shame and consequecies of their actions many years after. The French avoids them like the rest of the world avoid plagues. The Hollandes beat them in the street of Amsterdame like they just commited their Nazi crime yesterday. The italians and the spaniards spits on them in the cities of Milan and Madrid. These are just a few examples of what the germans are currently going through each time they travel to other European countries even though the war ended more than 80 years ago. If the ibos doesn't want their future children to suffer the same fate in the future, I advice they sit down and think before it's too late. A word is enough for the wise. God Bless Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Lavzz: 2:29am On Nov 16, 2023
He used your brain to make it
SavageResponse:


How did he make the money he used to build those hotels?
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Lavzz: 2:27am On Nov 16, 2023
Go kill yourself...
IjebuWarrior:
Yet no one knows wetin dis guy dey do for money?
Politics / Re: Soludo Condems "Idolatry" In The South-East by Lavzz: 7:48am On Nov 06, 2023
Go school you no gree go see how you are showing yourself
Absuchat:
grin
Is knacking a crime now?
Politics / Re: PDP Governor Diri Celebrates With Tinubu After Supreme Court Victory by Lavzz: 10:40pm On Oct 26, 2023
Born fool is talking
stuffs2002:


1. I am not a fan of PDP and I wanted Tinubu to win the elections from the begining.

2. Atiku was the best bet for PDP at the time as there was no better candidate to beat the APC. PDP made the right choice in presenting Atiku because no other politician in the PDP had the national coverage Atiki had.

3. Peter Obi still remains one of the biggest reasons PDP lost. Obi was greedy, selfish and short sighted.
Politics / Re: PDP Governor Diri Celebrates With Tinubu After Supreme Court Victory by Lavzz: 10:38pm On Oct 26, 2023
You are just a big fool, in fact capital FOOL
Herdsmen:
Politics...

No enemy.. no friend..

Just interest..

Obi and his obideint sees everyone and everything as war.. see where e land dem

Tinubu should thank Obi daft for making him President
Foreign Affairs / Re: Faruk Fatih Ozer, Brothers Sentenced To 11,196 Years Each In Turkey by Lavzz: 5:07pm On Sep 08, 2023
Big fool
zangaozanga:
Fraudster s, turkey's Igbos
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Celebrates Election Tribunal Victory In India (Video) by Lavzz: 8:20am On Sep 07, 2023
Your writing alone have defined where you are coming from
adigun27:
Abi victory have many friends.d day I know obi is useless is when he said ekiti.election is rig.were me self go vote and nothing was giving and d real result was announce no additional nor substration na that day I know obi and atiku go no.were
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Lavzz: 6:24pm On Aug 24, 2023
Can you tell your mother to arrange you a family friend that she don't know, her in let it looks as if you want to marry her, then you would see her reaction, most especially don't eat anything she cook,eat the one the new girl cook, then you Will see the result. You wife loves you but believe me something is wrong somewhere
addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.
Politics / Re: Edo Woman Meets Peter Obi, Sheds Tears Of Joy- Photos by Lavzz: 7:18am On Aug 22, 2023
You are the most useless creature that ever exist,useless thing like you
MS247:
cool



Nigeria really dodged a bullet, not voting Obi the media sensationalist and skit maker Nollywood, Social Media President

He is as unserious as his followers who know next to nothing about Government

So for Obi now, opposition is to go around and be taking pictures about acting skits..



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Crime / Re: Passenger Caught Stealing On Air Peace Abuja-Port Harcourt Flight by Lavzz: 2:17pm On Aug 02, 2023
You are a big fool, God punish you
BOSSkesh:
Ipob people

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Politics / Re: Pictures From NLC Protest In Akwa Ibom State by Lavzz: 1:49pm On Aug 02, 2023
I swear you are useless..
IconicR:
Conspiracy everywhere God will judge all of you , it's very unfair to start all these for a government that has barely started. Moderators should be cautioned not to be pushing this kind of topics to front page, they should be taken down. It doesn't speak well of our country

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Romance / Re: Please, In Which Of These States Am I Likely To Find Love And Work? by Lavzz: 12:44pm On Jul 21, 2023
Drop me your contact
HanisahZuwy:
I'm a female.
Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by Lavzz: 12:42pm On Jul 21, 2023
Your head is just empty, speaking big grammar, hope you have good grades in school because the way you sound you don't have anything up there, who are you telling all those one We are celebrating his birthday if you don't want to celebrate just go and hang yourself
Okealaaye:
Fruitless exertions that will avail nix! Obi's political career is as dead as dodo and he's to blame. You don't plant coconut and hope to harvest palm fruits. He could have stayed on in the PDP and agree to be Atiku running mate. Or, what governance experience did he acquire between 2019 and 2023 that he should think that he's bigger than his former principal? National politics is far higher than Anambra politics. That's the basic truth Obi's boastful kinsmen failed to tell him. How would anyone from a fractioned political party expect to defeat another who had been building nationwide bridges since 1993? A man who didn't ask for contracts and other perquisites from the government he helped to install. How many politicians could have done that? Obi's time has faded with the February 29th sunset, and no amount of birthday celebrations, hospital and IDP camp visitations can revive it. If only because when the sun rises it doesn't look back until it fulfills its daily course. There are countless Igbo politicians like Moghalu, Onu, Umahi and Soludo who are miles away from Obi in competency, etc. who can easily be BETTER Nigeria's president! So, why the fixation on Peter Obi, a man who can in no way light a candle to any of those great men?

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Crime / Re: Amotekun Arrests 80-year-old Ekiti Man, Others For Vandalism by Lavzz: 9:48am On Jul 20, 2023
Our prayers is may this hardship not depart from you
pandoragirigory:
See those crying, we are winning and wining crushing the heads of enemies of Nigeria, they are even crying on national TV
Politics / Re: Kuje Prison Certifies Obiajulu Ujah ‘Mentally Unstable' by Lavzz: 2:19pm On Jun 14, 2023
Including your family members
helinues:
grin

Na so typical Obi supporters be.

Some of them need to be rehabilitated
Politics / Re: Photos From Renewed Hope Concert For Tinubu/shettima In Abuja. by Lavzz: 9:22am On May 26, 2023
Poor thing like you, enjoy poverty it's where you belong
FreeStuffsNG:
It is strictly by invitation. All the activities lined up for the Inauguration are not for your ilks sir.
Sincerely, we do not want unpatriotic elements and bad energy around the events.

Please did Atiku steal second place from Mr Obi too?

God bless President-Elect Asiwaju Tinubu, GCFR.
God bless HE VP-Elect Shettima,GCON.
God bless Nigeria for ever!
Check my signature for free stuffs!

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Sports / Re: PSG Suspends Lionel Messi For 2 Weeks over Unauthorized Trip To Saudi Arabia by Lavzz: 8:33am On May 03, 2023
I swear you are really a big fool
ThierryJay:
Or do they mean Lionel Messi suspends PSG from fielding him for 2 weeks. Some players are bigger than some clubs. The GOAT's toe is bigger than entire PSG's history.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi Working Out On The Streets Of Onitsha, Anambra State by Lavzz: 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2023
U are fool
JagabanBorgu:
See d wàck streets of Onitsha but they tell us he will make Nigèria a Dubai.
He should be àshàmèd of working out and posting it.
Politics / Re: Senator Daduut Empowers 30 Plateau South Youths With Tricycles by Lavzz: 8:27pm On Apr 24, 2023
Drop me your number
Destiny80:
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Religion / Re: Which Miracle In The Bible Caught Your Attention? by Lavzz: 11:58am On Mar 26, 2023
Water from the Tabancle touch the sick and heal immediately

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