QUESTION TAGS…
TEACHER:- We are talking about "Question Tags".
Examples are:- She is Coming, isn't she?
They have eaten, havn't they?
Teacher:- Now who can give me another Example?
SULE:- Na Yam we go chop today, Chopn't we?
TEACHER:- What kind of Sentence is that, Please who can Correct him?
GANBO:- Aunty, pls no mind him, the Correct one is, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we?
Drop ur own lol

dubem3: ^^^ onye nkuzi !!!

meaning?

Jenams: the continous silence of christians nationwide shows we r nt united, hence muslim extrimists r takin advantage of that

The continous silence of Christians nationwide shows we are united, we all believe Christ did not teach us to retaliate, have u forgotten what he said, he said we should not fight for God, what weapon do you have?

What is it that you people don't understand, sister A used her eyes to see, father asked her to go and wash it, sister B used her hand to touch the joystick, father asked her to wash her hand and since sister C and D already got into an argument, it means sister C used her mouth to suck while sister D used her bombom to (mouth sealed)

Welldone don bro welldone

Na Obo Iya e. Mtcheeew.

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Three friends shared the same hotel room & are going 2 D hotel room on D 100th floor. The lift was not working so they decided 2 take D stairs. To make it easier 4 themselves, they decided 2 tell a story each, along the way. Emeka told an action story up to the 50th floor. Henry was the 2nd, he told a funny story up to the 99th floor. They were still laughing when Akpos told his own story that made all of them brake down in tears! The story was so short & touching. The story goes like this "i forgot the room key in the car"

If you think carefully, you will see that christ predictions are already coming true, matt 24:
And as He sat on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? And what shall be the sign of Your coming, and of the end of the world?
4 And Jesus answered and said to them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5 For many will come in My name, saying, I am Christ, and will deceive many.
6 And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not troubled, for all these things must occur; but the end is not yet.
7 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be famines and pestilences and earthquakes in different places.
8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.
9 Then they will deliver you up to be afflicted and will kill you. And you will be hated of all nations for My name's sake.
10 And then many will be offended, and will betray one another, and will hate one another.
11 And many false prophets will rise and deceive many.
12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many will become cold.
13 But he who endures to the end, the same shall be kept safe.
And in order for us not to be confused, he said
I am coming soon. Hold on to what you believe, so that no one will take away your crown. My dear brothers and sisters in christ, Do not let any man confuse you, christ has predicted it all.

Extremely old.

Which comedy show u go wey dem tell u say dis na joke?

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??X_X

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?:|

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?:$

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?:]x

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?=D

If money doesnt grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?:]Y

Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?:/

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?=D

If its true that we are here to HELP others,what are others HERE for?:>

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?*beer*

We all r Living in a seriously funny world, !!=D =))

Ur joke like poo. Very dry.

U ma self know say the joke no funny at all, na im make you laff all the laff wey the aus suppose laff. Mtcheeew.

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