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Business / Re: Innoson Vs GTBank: EFCC Arrests Innocent Chukwuma In Enugu (Photos) by lazygal: 4:17pm On Dec 19, 2017
vicadex07:
na Peugeot innoson sef dey use grin



What makes you thinkits notfir efcc officials of police ? Innoson uses his brands only
Business / Re: The War Between GTBank And Innoson Motors Explained By Adeyanju Deji by lazygal: 4:15pm On Dec 19, 2017
Agapegodstime:
we are waiting for GTB and EFCC side of the story......dont conclude yet




Side of which story ?are you new in Nigeria ?
Celebrities / Re: Boy Who Photobombed Traditional Wedding Photo Has Been Found by lazygal: 3:41pm On Dec 19, 2017
Evablizin:
cool


Wow,cute little boy,you're blessed. That his picture is so beautiful.



It is ...I can't believe it brought tears to my eyes

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Education / Re: Lady Who Got Pregnant At 17 Obtains Her Masters Degree At 24 (Photos) by lazygal: 12:51pm On Dec 19, 2017
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
once a hoe.....always a hoe


She missed one part......where she bleeped all male lecturers in her department for grades...



not every one has prostitutes Ib their family like yours .
A mistake doesn't necessarily make her one

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Career / Re: Lawyer Who Posed With Buhari's Daughter In Hijab During Bar Programe Speaks.PICS by lazygal: 11:51pm On Dec 18, 2017
hooklover:
Not even a Hausa Muslim but a fucking Yoruba Muslim lady that is lower than the Hausa Muslim trying to change status quo...

Soon she will realize Yoruba Moslems are inferior to the Northern core Muslim..

I hope she is given 20yrs ban for deliberately trying to test the resolve of the legal profession...

Unfortunately she could not differentiate religion from profession..



PLEASE AND PLEASE ISLAM HAS NO DISCRIMINATION RACE OR TRIBE WISE. OKAY?
IF WE DID THEN RICH WILL NOT STAND NEXT TO POOR ,OLD NEXT TO YOUNG ,BLACK MAN NEXT TO WHITE MAN DURING PRAYERS
NO RACE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER AT THE END OMLY YOUR GOOD DEEDS AND FAITH CAM SAVE YOU

YORUBAS ARE NOT LOWER THAN THE HAUSA ,IF THE HAUSA FEELS SO THEN THRY ARE TOTALLY NOT INCONFIRMATION WITH ISLAM

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Politics / Re: FG Disburses N5,000 Monthly Stipends To Katsina Poor by lazygal: 9:27pm On Dec 18, 2017
SpecialAdviser:
Nonsense, after causing high inflation of goods, what will someone buy with 5000.

Just a carton of Domino Pizza or a bucket of gworo.

Buhari is a Scam



Only a dumb person will indirectly stare BUHARI cause our economic woes .. Gej knows him self that he left a mess for that old man in aso rock

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Business Director, Tenebe For Forging State House Letter(photo) by lazygal: 8:37pm On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This Agenebode man.

Very stingy fellow..... I'm sure the only reason he was caught was because he asked the forger to use substandard stationeries so as to get a cheaper deal.

Oghiadomhe is broke now and won't leave any stone unturned in his quest to mop up some loose cash.
I heard he also dropped the rent of his Plaza at Fugar out of desperation for cash.
It seems you know a thing about every one ..stupid idiot

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Graduate Returns N556k He Picked At Accident Scene 2 Owner (Photos) by lazygal: 8:30pm On Dec 18, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided AND OP WHY WRITE HE IS A UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE MAYBE ANOTHER WAY TO ADVERTISE HIM FOR A JOB? AND ALSO I WONDER WHAT THE PLATE OF POTATO IS DOING IN THE LAST PICTURE.


Yes of course before nko ? Op did a good thing by stating his employment status.. Honesty is something a lot of employers are looking for

God please this young man begin next Gregorian year with a very good job or bless him with a good business and capital and let it flourish ..amen

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Crime / Re: Graduate Trying To Use His Parents For Ritual Caught (Photos, Video) by lazygal: 7:16pm On Dec 18, 2017
GLOBALINF:
Oh Africa??

Time to leave this s country
I need relocate back to Cyprus
I have been in cyprus for many years now and I came home to see how things are! Since I came back, I hardly hear good news here!

Need to relocate to cyprus and start a better life?
Check my signature
Call/Whatapp 080-64-93-43-53


I lived in Cyprus for some time and wasnt comfortable..th system isn't friednly towards Black's
Crime / Re: Graduate Trying To Use His Parents For Ritual Caught (Photos, Video) by lazygal: 7:14pm On Dec 18, 2017
Pharaoh001:
embarassed shai.....a 50naira condom would have prevented them from this evil.
but God knows the best!
devilish Graduate



Na the price of condom ? I swear I don't know but how u take know ,madam?
Car Talk / Re: Someone Who Hits A Man's Car In His Absence Leaves His Phone Number by lazygal: 7:02pm On Dec 18, 2017
akinreals:
Are you sure the number is correct in the first place?


If itcwasnt do u think he would rush to announce
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Tekno On His 25th Birthday: "I Will Never Forget What You Did For Me" by lazygal: 6:53pm On Dec 18, 2017
[quote author=Feranmicharless post=63400047][/quote]


Why you mentioning me? Greedy man
Crime / Re: Lady Wearing Miniskirt In Ikorodu Humiliated By Men And Women - Twitter User by lazygal: 4:22pm On Dec 18, 2017
Tracypacy:
Sometimes I wonder why I do this job.
I have been at the hospital for almost 24hrs. It is almost 6am and I haven't had a wink of sleep, tired as hell and in all of that I just had to certify dead a 26yr old young man after spending hours trying to keep him alive till we could locate his relatives.
The nurse I am working with couldn't take it, she burst into tears and left me to clean and package him up.
I ask again.... Why do I do this job?!!!!!!


My love its human to feel pain.you took the most honorable job in the world .life and death belongs to God .think of those you have saved .On you lack of sleep honestly that's not proper you need clear head ,I thought you have rounds ..
You took the job to save life and am sure on good days you are happy aren't you ? So tell your self u did all u could and you know you did .
Be strong and thank you for what you do ..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Local Divers Kill Huge Python In Lagos (Photos) by lazygal: 4:17pm On Dec 18, 2017
Sleekydee:
aren't Pythons extinct in Nigeria already? all this kill kill.

their population be like our patience with APC, dwindling fast


On the other hand ,we are having an epidemic .The rate at which snakes are relocating to urban areas is. Alarming what us most alarming is the rate of pythons .we all know pythons swallow even men only God knows howany men have lost their lives
What will bother Me the most is if I ever see Burmese Python on nairaland I go know say toh e don finish
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Prays For Release Of 6 Kidnapped Nigerian Sisters by lazygal: 9:11am On Dec 18, 2017
Magnifik18:


Rape is now a thing of joke to you.

See how recession has made you stupid.



I really feel thus man should be sent out of nairaland .am sick and tired of his sadistic comments

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Prays For Release Of 6 Kidnapped Nigerian Sisters by lazygal: 9:10am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I doubt the nuns will want to return to the convent even if they are released.

I can imagine the amount of ogede they have been fed, nobody after tasting that much preek will want to stop eating it.


Woe unto you.. May you never have peace ,may the women in your household face what you have condemned those nuns to.
You think you are outright ,you are a plain sadist ..your life is full of sorrow you are soo dark you dong even know you need help
God wiling nothing will happen to those nuns .they won't be harmed in any ways
May the wrath of God fall on you ,

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Celebrities / Re: Davido To Tekno On His 25th Birthday: "I Will Never Forget What You Did For Me" by lazygal: 9:06am On Dec 18, 2017
Feranmicharless:
By writing and producing "IF"
Chikena

Its true what shedrack777 said ,you are greedy.

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Health / Re: 3m Bottles Of Codeine-containing Syrup Consumed Daily In Kano, Jigwa by lazygal: 8:38am On Dec 18, 2017
sarrki:
Mostly consumed by women


Exactly how did I know its by women ? You took statistics from every sales point ,right ?
Politics / Re: NNPC Boss, Baru Reacts To Report Linking Kyari To N50bn Funds Kept Away From TSA by lazygal: 7:30am On Dec 18, 2017
cooljoe:
gbesere



This guy,wetin na? U follow me come here. Again
Crime / Re: Ummy Danmusa: Woman Missing In Kaduna As Search Begins (Photos) by lazygal: 2:23am On Dec 18, 2017
tit:


An Afonja is working on her this night.
1-1 goalless draw


Sgexus 9 months pregnant .most ritualists avoid pregnant women xye to bad omen
Politics / Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja From Paris (Photos) by lazygal: 2:21am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Welcome back sir,
Please sleep and never wake up.


Baxk to sender .may it fall on you or somwpjw u love so much .devil
Politics / Re: NNPC Boss, Baru Reacts To Report Linking Kyari To N50bn Funds Kept Away From TSA by lazygal: 2:19am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I wonder how Abba Kyari gets to pray 5times daily.
He is the worst sinner in this administration.


At least he prays .what if you devil
Romance / Re: Christian Man & Muslim Lady From Kogi Who Met On Facebook Set To Wed (Photos) by lazygal: 2:05am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


She's not a Muslim,
A true Muslim will wear hijabs,
A true Muslim won't wear something that short.

Likewise,

He is not a true Christian.
A true Christian knows better than to marry a Muslim.
Because the bible instructs that we should not be unequally yoked with unbelievers.




They are better than you .you yhud devil worshipping beast

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Jailed For Raping Five Teenage Girls In The UK (Photo) by lazygal: 2:03am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I don't take it seriously when I hear someone in the Western world was convicted of rape.
It's not as criminal as the true rape

Rape there is not rape in Naija.
If someone is convicted of rape in Nigeria, they deserved it.
Rape entails taking the victim unawares, forcefully restraining the victim, tearing pants, and violating the victim..

But in Yankee, even if the girl was the one that put your ogede inside her ponyor, then she has a change of mind during the act and you do in and out after that change of heart, it is rape.

Minor in Yankee is also not the same as minor in Naija.
Trust me; it's difficult as a Nigerian to tell if a Yankee girl is a minor, 15years there looks like 27years in Naija.

Such a sad reality walahi...


Keep wallahi out of your comments you devil
Sports / Re: "Kanu Is The Best African Player" - Thierry Henry (Photos) by lazygal: 1:54am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He won't say that if he sees the road that leads to KANU's dilapidated miserly bungalow at Amannagwu in Arochukwu.

KANU Nwankwor can only boast of a defunct Heart Foundation while his counterpart in Liberia will officially be the President of a country after December 26th.

KANU was a fortunate player whose greatness would have been forever unrivalled if only he died of that heart disease at the peak of his fame in 1996.



Your mother must be ashamed of having a devil as a child ...you are every mother's worst fears. Every child's pains and regrets,every wife's source of depression possibly suicide, of course devil's ideal agent .Hell is preparing for you
Sports / Re: "Kanu Is The Best African Player" - Thierry Henry (Photos) by lazygal: 1:51am On Dec 18, 2017
jamexborn:




The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.


You are very stupid


His attention seeking is too irritating ..he doesn't know his opinions give a clear picture as to his sadistic state if mind

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Education / Re: See What Princess Diana Would Have Looked Like Today At Age 56 by lazygal: 1:46am On Dec 18, 2017
lenghtinny:
You just drew up conclusions based on what you watched and not what you are 100% sure is a fact...
I'm not trying to say that she was a bad person but please stop being a George Washington angry


Go and read up on the findings of even the police ..the mysterious white car ,deaths that followed after wards.how long it took to move her from the tunnel in fact read on one of the eye witnesses a lot were not even called to give testimony ..
The truth behind her death is hidden from the world .Diana as much as she was beautiful was not fit to be a king mother.
Crime / Re: A Mugshot Of Lawyer Who Was Detained For Assaulting Housemaid Released By Lagos by lazygal: 8:57pm On Dec 17, 2017
crackhaus:

Lol, see her face...

Someone will see this person in public wearing good clothes looking good, and actually think she's a normal human being cheesycheesy
The state of Nigeria has really turned too many people into psychos living with undiagnosed mental instability...


I watched a programme on ntawhere the psychiatrist stated a really high % of peopldworking on the streets ,in your offices whether looking cool in cars,slay Queen's. Etc are actually mentally unstable.some attitudes exhibited that we often over look aren't actually normal .
Its really advisable to be careful in general
Politics / Re: President Buhari Celebrates His 75th Birthday In Aso Rock (Photos) by lazygal: 7:33pm On Dec 17, 2017
I just want him to honorably decline the presidential ticket that's all. He knows he isn't strong ,he also knows he doesn't have the right intelligence to run this govt .
Let him fear God and step down
Career / Re: Is This Legal Precedence In The Firdaus' Hijab And Nigerian Law School Incident? by lazygal: 7:25pm On Dec 17, 2017
cooljoe:
would you rather I call u "mivida"? 4 d records, I don't have a sugar coated tongue, and I don't dump/disrespect ladies. I come from a family filled wit females - amognst other things, I believe in Karma and as such I won't do to another man's sister what I won't have someone else do to my sister.


Na so..saint
Education / Re: Egyptian Archaeologist Discovered 3500 Years Old Mummy As They Explore Tombs(PIC by lazygal: 7:10pm On Dec 17, 2017
alexistaiwo:
One day these archeologists will dig up one ancient curse that will end the world.


Sci-Fiction conspiracy theory


This got me laughing sha

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