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Fashion / Ladies With Skirts Clap For Yourselves by lekanjohn(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2010
I always wonder why the craze for jean trouser is on the increase by the women/ladies folks.I dont really fancy it when some flat booty ladies put on jean, and also forĀ  the following reason:

-It makes intimacy a bit herculean compared to wearing skirts which is somehow accessible.
-There is no free flow of air into the labia minor and labia majora,therefore making it sticky and smelly
-It make some girls expecially the flat bottom ones look silly and horrible
-e.t.c

I want to give kudos to all the ladies that still put on skirts because you all are making intimacy stressless and for keeping the labia area fresh,I want to say God bless you always.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by lekanjohn(m): 10:28am On Nov 15, 2010
My grandma came on a visit to our house in Lagos and after taking her bathe,she mistakenly rub her body with hair relaxer,believing it was body lotion. This was noticeable when we saw the way she was scratching her body endlessly.She was rushed to the batheroom afterwards.lol grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Women And Religion by lekanjohn(m): 1:55pm On Nov 02, 2010
Any prove ?
Religion / Women And Religion by lekanjohn(m): 1:00pm On Nov 02, 2010
Have you ever wondered why we have more women attending church services and less women attending mosque services ?-Whats your view on these situation.
Romance / Re: Beware Of Girls Of Marriageable Age ! by lekanjohn(m): 12:12pm On Nov 02, 2010
My definition of marriagiable age is from the age of 27 and above.If u are a guy and u re promising marriage to a girl of this age you better be sure of what u are promising.Ageing is not friendly with ladies,
Romance / Beware Of Girls Of Marriageable Age ! by lekanjohn(m): 5:02pm On Nov 01, 2010
GUYS IN THE HOUSE-I TAKE GOD BEG U.DONT TOY WITH GIRLS OF MARRIAGEABLE AGE. THE CONSEQUENCES MIGHT BE WHAT U DONT BARGAINED FOR
BEWARE !!!
Politics / Re: Let Us Put Our House In Order, Says Obasanjo ! by lekanjohn(m): 1:14pm On Aug 24, 2010
@ poorest boy: Is this man not supposed to have died??

U re simply wishing yourself dead
Celebrities / Re: Project Fame Stage Got Burnt? by lekanjohn(m): 1:04pm On Aug 24, 2010
There might be more to this !
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by lekanjohn(m): 12:41pm On Aug 12, 2010
Dear Doc,

Is my constant urination attributed 2 the cold weather condition ?I urinate up to 5 times at night and over ten times during the day during this cold period.
Politics / Re: Stop Harassing Nigerians, Fg Warns Police ! by lekanjohn(m): 3:08pm On Aug 10, 2010
Until Nigeria police stations are renovated to world standard,and their personnel reorientated they can never change their terrible patterns.Encounter with any Nigerian Police is hellish.
Autos / Daewoo Espero 4 Sale by lekanjohn(m): 5:02pm On Jul 30, 2010
Daewoo Espero, Wine Color for Sale(150k) Contact 08027679963

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