InglishTeechar:


It is not the federal governnent that need deliverance it is you and the idiotic youths of this country that need deliverance. Now it is a south african that is using their God given brain to invent stoves for us while the youth of this country will sit down at home and complain about everything. What is wrong with you people, cant you use your brain to think positively and get yourselves out of poverty?

sometimes i wonder what positive thing the youth of this country is doing to help the situation of this country. The only thing they are good at is to make complaining a full time job. Idiots.

For fools like you who think everybody behind a monicker is jobless or brainless like you, I don't need an epistle to convince you.

www.nairaland.com/2014814/need-professionals-ict-business-partner

If I may I ask, what have you thought or done to make ur family better not to talk of Nigeria.

I know you are just an E-diot who is seeking for a childplay online. Aint have time for that lad. Go get a life bitch.

Wait o, it's like you are not seeing what I'm seeing o

Why SouthAfrica all the time

The FG collaboration with SA is one in town. Improving SA economy and leave ours in a shambles state.

“I’m sure you read the reports today that senators are going to move against Jonathan. Now you can confirm that the impeachment thing is not about APC. It is a non-partisan cause. We have all resolved that the man (President Jonathan) must go.

eunisam:
lekzzydo source?

After commenting with ur bigotic mind you are then asking of source......it's like you are surprised

'Sauce ko, pepper ni'

Very rare. The odds of it happening are at least 150,000 - 1

Indications emerged yesterday that members of the House of Representatives are on the same page with their Senate counterparts in their bid to impeach President Goodluck Jonathan.

It was reliably gathered that the assemblymen would start impeachment process against the President immediately it reconvenes next Wednesday.

This is just as the lawmakers coordinating the impeachment process have disclosed that they have identified over 50 constitutional violations against the President, which would form part of the impeachment notice.

A ranking officer in the House who revealed this said both chambers have resolved to work together for the common good of the country by impeaching President Jonathan for “incompetence, corruption and unprecedented impunity.”

He revealed that the impeachment plot against Jonathan was not a partisan affair, explaining that lawmakers from all the political parties have identified with the “cause” and will not give up until the President is “sent packing.”

“I’m sure you read the reports today that senators are going to move against Jonathan. Now you can confirm that the impeachment thing is not about APC. It is a non-partisan cause. We have all resolved that the man (President Jonathan) must go.

“Never in the history of Nigeria has a leader displayed such crass incompetence as we have seen in President Jonathan. It is glaring and you can feel it. Mr. President, with due respect, has shown that he is not capable of running this country. That is the basic truth”, he stated.

According to the lawmaker, over 50 impeachable offences have been identified against the president and members of the House would work closely with the Senate to ensure that the president is impeached.


Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/reps-list-50-impeachable-offences-jonathan/

Sogen2:
Interesting

I may need you in my ministry o. Check my profile and see the thread I opened before this.

MRshazzy:
hmmmm





did dey do it togeda?
on d xme day also?

for it to turn out this way, it might just be some hours difference.

The twins and the babies

Meet two happy daddies whose girlfriends gave birth to baby boys on the same day, in the same hospital and even by the same midwife, Wolverhampton, England, UK.

Beaming Jeromme and Jarrell Spence become the proud dads of bouncing baby boys. The mothers were initially stunned when both of them were told that they probably would give birth November 26. But two happy couples could not imagine that such a vague prediction would be implemented in real life a little bit earlier.

On 24 November Jeromme witnessed his partner Tegan Compton, 19, give birth first to Cameron at 2.04am. His brother Jarell saw his girlfriend Francesca Ashe, also 19, deliver Cassen in the same room a few hours later.

Incredibly, both babies were born in the same water pool in the same room and were delivered by the same midwife, Barbara Kapoor. Jeromme said: “We knew that our partners were both given the same due date, but we just never expected the births to be really on the same day.

Tegan and me came in first and little Cameron was born just a few hours later. Then the pool was washed and cleaned, and we handed over to Jarrell and Francesca.” Jarrell added: “It is absolutely amazing that we became fathers of sons on the same day. It is great for everyone and everyone at the hospital was great.” Even a midwife who delivered both babies, said: “I have never ever heard of this happening before. It is amazing.”


Source: naij.com

FOREXMARTS:
Aufck em. They ain't loyal.

stop ranting bitterly. Na me send you to be too nice.

sammy042:
..hahaha..1 girl like dat in my area borrow me money,dat she will pay me in 2 weks tim..2Weks don reach,i dd ask her abt d moni goin to 3 wek..
me.nkechi,have u forgetn u're owin me?

nkechi.sam, i kwn nah.i will still pay u..

me.it has pass the tim u promis to pay me?

nkechi..sam,u are a v NICE GUY dat's y i like u eenh,sam sam..

going to a month and d girl never pay me am jst tryin to main10 my nicenes.6 weeks later she boght a new phone and am broke den..how d i collect my 5k from dis gel ok,lemme me meet her best friend and tell her wot's going on..her frd told me dat she is away of it dat am too nice dat's y she dn't want to pay me back my money..mayb she thinkin i wnt d anytin 2 her..

d nxt day i want 2 her rum witout knokin nd i collectd her new fone from her..
nkechi.sam,wat ar u tryin todo?
me.i want my moni, wheneva u pay me my money i wil giv u ur fone back.
nkechi.ok,i will pay u ur money on sunday,pls .
me.no am going bye
nkechi.i though u're a nice guy have patient wit me nah.sam u hav changd,u re no more d sam i knw before..
me.am no more a nice guy i ve changd,ok.

dat day she gv me my moni back...dis hapnd in my scondry skul time..being too nice to ladies is a taboo

Because it happened during your secondary school days, is that why u typed like a secondary school student?

abdomos:


Gbese!!! Are u already 25? and whr did u av ur interview?

yes and I did the interview in Ibadan

Rexyl:


Amen

Now with full scale emergency rule in those three States. Without that there will always be killing and destruction over there and if care is not taking, that war will spread to other parts outside the North.

Jonathan should do the needful now before it is too late. He should enforce full state of emergency. That is only remedy we must all give support.

Don't mind the legislature they are busy about posts than the national security

What has state of emergency achieved for the past 18months.

samally:



Sorry bro, I just read your thread up there..What else can I say again..
than may God deliver us from you guys hand.. using force for people to follow your religion..

Let me ask you? How many times is Sharia law mention in our constitution and how many time is Christianity mention?

Am not here for people like you..I expect the real ones that understand the Quran..those that can read and translate not a slowpoke like You

stop the ranting that you know Quran, coz u can only read it u can't understnd.

Use the sharia law as ur constitution and see how ur life will change for good.

Why are suffering yourself believing in a religion that doesn't has laws when you want religion constitution.

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so are the two females going to have 71 male virgins each when they get to heaven?.......I want answer from any xtian who is only in this world coz of religion arguments.

samally:


Why quoting me as brainless.....You eat bread with kerosine

shebi I told u the other time that you have no brain. Again now, someone has testified.

How will you stop displaying your low mentality when your brain capacity is not more than low.

rigarmortis:



dont hide the truth in a multitude of words, boko members are moo-slimes and the Koran is their manual.......there are replicas the world over, ISIS, Hezbollah, al Qaeda, al shabab.....they all have many things in common, they all pray five times daily facing the east, then they stand up, face the east, west, north, south, NORTH-EAST and bomb and maim, more than five times.......daily.


all these because a particular self acclaimed greatest last and greatest prophet named....youknow-who, former camel driver, smoked Saudi best grass, went into a cave and heard a "voice"

I will reserve my sympathy for you till when you are facing wrath of punishment on the day of judgement.

rigarmortis:



dont hide the truth in a multitude of words, boko members are moo-slimes and the Koran is their manual.......there are replicas the world over, ISIS, Hezbollah, al Qaeda, al shabab.....they all have many things in common, they all pray five times daily facing the east, then they stand up, face the east, west, north, south, NORTH-EAST and bomb and maim, more than five times.......daily.


all these because a particular self acclaimed greatest last and greatest prophet named....youknow-who, former camel driver, smoked Saudi best grass, went into a cave and heard a "voice"

I will reserve my sympathy for you till when you are facing the wrath of punishment on the of judgement.

SenatorM:
Sorry Nigerians God will deliver you all

Like you are an inmate in Guatanamo bay?

SenatorM:
Only a fool will believe that Islam is a religion of peace

Only a fool will still believe that this crisis is a religion crisis.

**think man** and stop being gullible

babestella:


Bro. Let's be honest with ourselves, do you think the northerners don't know the members of the boko haram sect and the families they are from? Even in a village where you have group of guys stealing and molesting people, the villagers know them all and when police comes looking for them, their families are pointed out and giving ultimatum to provide them or face the wrath. Boko haram is not a spirit, they all live and are protected amongst the villagers in the north. Let's stop deceiving ourselves.

Thank God you said we should stop deceiving ourselves. So I want you to stop being gullible to.
Yes most of the northerners know them but can't point them out because of fear. Or you want to tell me all the families in the villages has a member in the BH sect, of course not, so why is that those ones that don't have any member in BH sect can't point them out, then you'll knw that those ones are being troubling by fear.

All I'm trying to say is that if truly armies and JTF want to win this war then they should stop having their attacks after damages have been done by BH. They should find another way to cub this insecurity.

Macelliot:
Jonathan has declared to RUN for second term... Atiku has said he is RUNNING too....... Kwankwaso is also RUNNING.... Buhari is RUNNING as well... Amaechi said he has interest in RUNNING. Rochas Okorocha has also declared he is ready to RUN..... Nda-Isaiah is also set to RUN. Tambuwal is ready to RUN too, but has decided to run for his state...... My questions are:
1. Where are they RUNNING to?
2). Who is pursuing them?
3.) Do we have Olympics in Nigeria in 2015?
4.) Is it 100m or 200m race? Or is it a Marathon race?
5.) Abi Nemesis is after them?
6.) What about you reading this, Won't you RUN? Please after reading this, start RUNNING and don't look back.. Because Me too am also running............

POLITICIANS are running SHEKAU is staying with confidence.

samally:


My brother we don't need to be calling God all the time to attend to our situation...if God attend to it, It's going to worst hope you read old testament as you believe in islam..and see what the wrath of God is like
Because when we go out on raid..Many Muslim villager hide this guys from us..if they're truly reveal by human then we may protect the future of Nigeria and our cultures..

Why won't they hide them when they know army are fond of molesting and killing innocent people but can't face the real devils.

From your comment, it shows you either a military man or one of the vigilante members.

So your comment make me to think that you people always go to the villages to attack innocent people after the boko haram bomb blast or sporadic shooting. Why can't you go there when BH on sight?

samally:


My brother we don't need to be calling God all the time to attend to our situation...if God attend to it, It's going to worst hope you read old testament as you believe in islam..and see what the wrath of God is like
Because when we go out on raid..Many Muslim villager hide this guys from us..if they're truly reveal by human then we may protect the future of Nigeria and our cultures..

When won't they hide them when they know army are fond of molesting and killing innocent people but can't face the real devils.

Please if you have any question feel free to ask.

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silvermania:
pap nko? I mean ogi. very important in sperm production.

To much of pap will make ur sperm turn to pap

chronique:
Nice article but I really don't like beans.

Nb: I noticed there are lots of ladies viewing this thread;abeg,na wetin una find reach here? Abi una self done dey produce sperm?

If you see any girl here, then, her husband has problem of infertility.

hobermener:
What utter rubbish. What do you say of a particular region in the country where a single man gets married to ten wives and produces offsprings in their hundreds? Our population is edging towards the 200mil mark, and instead of proffering birth control measures, u wanna help trigger a population over-explosion. Nna mind yaself o

I think you don't want to father a child.

Dasher90:

Where did u have ur interview?ibadan?

Yea, Ibadan.

That reminds me. Anybody that is above 24yrs and yet to go for either the panel or one on one interview should not bother wasting his/her hard earned or hard begged money and time to go for the interview.

If u r d optimistic and faith type, you can go, I just hope u don't loose ur faith and optimum optimism after gotten a regret mail.......my 100cents