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Romance / Re: What Do You Think? by lenghtinny(m): 6:18am On Apr 21, 2020
stupidity:
stuck ke?

You don't ever have plans for leaving this country? grin


Everyday i day dream of the woman I'll marry in the future. I never see her yet but trust me, she's not Nigerian. Black American virgin lady, I'll make sure she's never been touched, na me go launch the buubs and commission the inbetween for operations. grin

There a good women in Nigeria but I can't waste that time anymore looking for the good ones. When money don plenty, I Dey go yankee go marry black American. And she must be rich, she must have her own money.
Black American virgin lady ko, virgin Atlantic nii...

Sooner or later, reality go hit you with better backhanded slap angry

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think? by lenghtinny(m): 6:15am On Apr 21, 2020
Na pikin wey never commot for him papa farm Dey claim say na him papa get the biggest farmland.

When it comes to classes of whores, Nigerian girls are nowhere near the top of the class sad
Romance / Re: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by lenghtinny(m): 6:10am On Apr 21, 2020
Zayttoven:
Mine is a Richard Mille Tourbillon RM 052 Skull.

It costs approx 500k dolls grin

Get me this and I'll love you forever.

Share yours.

You are not wise.

Why not ask for 500 million, get your watch wey look like Illuminati symbol and still have excess change.
Shebi it’s only a wish
Romance / Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by lenghtinny(m): 5:30am On Apr 21, 2020
@Giwoni I see some peeps telling you to whack and dump her when she comes back.

There’s a high probability that she will come back. Greedy girls like her always come back for more.

But I insist, don’t give her any space at all. Don’t let anything get you guys wrestling in between the bedsheets. The odds may not favor you in the end.

Girls like that only comes back when they have suffered in the hands of men and Learnt a hard lesson.

But do they change? No they don’t. They come back with a game plan.

Like someone said earlier, she sees you as a last option. Peradventure her plans don’t work out, She’ll likely come back desperate to hold you down.

If you are not careful, you might end up fathering another man’s child because she’ll come back worse than she left you. You deserve better than her and her punny.

There are lots of men out there that only wanted to chop and clean mouth but the bone hook dem for throat and there life was ruined just because they couldn’t let go of the body.

Don’t add to the statistics please.

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Romance / Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by lenghtinny(m): 4:59am On Apr 21, 2020
Giwoni:
Thanks man.
Dude you don’t need any advice, you need to move on.

She’s been using you right from day one. From helping her with her studies to giving her money for whatever reasons. Now she’s almost done with her studies and you’ve exhausted your usage.

Two things will likely happen after this;
1. She either deletes you From her life totally or
2. She keeps you around just in case of rainy days when she will need your help again.

From your narration, I believe the latter is more plausible because you’ve given her so much authority in the relationship that she believes she has you wrapped around her fingers.
I’d advise you stand up and be your own man.
From this moment onward, act like you guys path never crossed. Never for any reason WHATSOEVER give her audience not to talk of attention.
People like her never change, they only get worse.

Maintain strict social distancing from her. I know it’s difficult but you must do it. Get busy with anything that takes her away from your mind even if it’s just for a second. Trust me with time, you will get used to life without her.

There was a time I thought I couldn’t do without a girl but today I don’t even know if she’s dead or alive.
Romance / Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by lenghtinny(m): 4:31am On Apr 21, 2020
Spaceclenzy1:
Is one of those things.. She might still come back.. Women are jst like dat.. Dnt beat urself up too much.. Loving can never be a crime no matter the outcome.. U did all that because u love her.. She jst feel lik confirming hw it will be outside.. When she test other guys she will come back.. Don't beat urself up at all
Sorry to say but this is a silly comment...

He should wait for her till she brings STDs and the likes back home to him
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: How Oby Ezekwesili Was Used And Dumped by lenghtinny(m): 1:04pm On Apr 20, 2020
PHijo:


Has Nigeria moved forward?
Some of you just make stupid comments!
It is no surprise Nigeria is in such a mess.
Stupid people truly deserve stupid leaders as the Iman of peace rightly said.

You are the STUPID one with a STUPID comment else you won’t be foaming in the mouth like an epileptic patient.

What has Oby’s travails got to do with Nigeria moving forward or backward? If you have issues with comprehension, I suggest you drop your phone because it’s more sensible than the owner.

Capital IDIOT angry
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: How Oby Ezekwesili Was Used And Dumped by lenghtinny(m): 12:01pm On Apr 20, 2020
Reno the supposed preacher with unforgiving spirit....

Even Jonathan has moved on but this man is still crying more than the bereaved.

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Politics / Re: A Visitor To Onitsha Marveled At The Concentration Of Highrise Buildings by lenghtinny(m): 7:48am On Apr 20, 2020
horsepower102:
Onitsha will start building 20 to 50 storey buildings once 24 hours electricity is guaranteed to the city.

Right now they will limit it to 5 to 6 stories buildings.

This is common sense. You need reliable electricity to operate the lifts
You suddenly changed gear when you realized goofed.

We don’t care if you guys build 100 storey buildings as long as you don’t go about misusing words as if you are talking KG one kids.

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Politics / Re: A Visitor To Onitsha Marveled At The Concentration Of Highrise Buildings by lenghtinny(m): 7:46am On Apr 20, 2020
These deluded guy’s definition of high rise is different from the usual English definition.

High rise ko, Low fall ni

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Religion / Re: Priest Patrick Asomugha Leaves German Church After Receiving Death Threat by lenghtinny(m): 1:53pm On Apr 19, 2020
jmoore:
This happens in Nigeria too.

Few years ago in Aba, a certain knight hired some thugs and locked the doors and gate of the church because of indigene wahala.


We have read news of some dioceses rejecting Bishops in Nigeria because he is not an indigene.


Do blacks love themselves?
Smh
I remember a similar story of a priest from anambra that wasn’t allowed to officiate in imo state two to three years ago.
The hypocrisy of religions isn’t confined to the whites alone

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Religion / Re: Priest Patrick Asomugha Leaves German Church After Receiving Death Threat by lenghtinny(m): 1:49pm On Apr 19, 2020
DesChyko:
Too bad. embarassed



For someone who claims not to believe, you certainly show a lot of interest in this subject grin

That’s the irony of the lives of atheists.
They believe something doesn’t exist yet they devote a lot of time and energy into proving that they are right.

They are not that much different from terrorists that believes their god is the greatest yet still picks up arms to protect his supposed interest.
Romance / Re: . by lenghtinny(m): 2:18pm On Apr 18, 2020
911Tat:

Lol I feel you...
Feel for yourself first.....

Na you get the olosho website sef....
Romance / Re: . by lenghtinny(m): 1:25pm On Apr 18, 2020
And you want to even become more useless by dashing another useless human being money for masturbating while you stare at your phone and watch......

All this rubbish wey oyinbos Dey waste money on top don Dey enter naija small small
pheelbert:
I didn't. I am single, I am a male, I am straight (not gay), I have blood running in veins, I am confined currently to be useless daily. Yes.
Romance / Re: Please Help, I'm In Love With A Lady That Is Older Than I Am by lenghtinny(m): 2:47am On Apr 18, 2020
BrilliantGigolo:
Another one ?

There were two black birds sitting on "an industry"

One named Paul , the other named Peter.

The latter got involved with a type of Newspaper who drifted his concern away from family.

Na so Paul and Peter fly away from industry.

"I love her , age is just a number", Peter don turn upcoming, Paul still dey top chart.

Young Man beware of newspapers that are only useful for barbeque.

You can call me rude even the most successful of the duo is rude boy

I bind and cast "Simpness" out of your body. Amen

Tueh

I’m not sorry to say but there’s nothing brilliant about your write up...
Romance / Re: Please Help, I'm In Love With A Lady That Is Older Than I Am by lenghtinny(m): 2:43am On Apr 18, 2020
First of all get that “she’s older than me bullshit off your mind”

Approach her the same way you would approach your age mate or a younger girl.

Be confident, don’t fidget around her.
Romance / Re: Check Out How This Lady Was Clothed By A Twitter User After Tweeting Nake*d (ph) by lenghtinny(m): 2:36am On Apr 18, 2020
I remember someone tweeting ugly girls do the most....

The girl is ugly af with her set of discombobulated teeth
Romance / Re: Sex During Pregnancy by lenghtinny(m): 2:52am On Apr 17, 2020
Grandamante:
Early stages? U can even bleep on the labour day.
You no get joy lol
Health / Re: US Explores Possibility That Coronavirus Started In Chinese Lab, Not A Market. by lenghtinny(m): 2:53pm On Apr 16, 2020
If it can be imagined, then it can happen.

This Covid ish reminds of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow six
Health / Re: Interview With A South Korean Ambassador On COVID-19 by lenghtinny(m): 11:41pm On Apr 14, 2020
nextstep:
1. Have an educated populace that understands basic biology, not theology
2. Foster technology, not twerking and flexing.
3. Spend money on health

But, jokes apart: they took the issue seriously from the get go; they had well equipped labs; they could quickly build up a stockpile of test kits; they used apps to track patients and inform the public if they were in an area that the patient had been in recently.

These are all the results of loving your own people. South Korea was a much poorer country than Nigeria until the late 1970s.

We have senators whose major contributions are dancing and showing off cars; pastors who only know to threaten people into dropping tithes; and citizens who think that cheating your fellow human is wisdom.
This sums up the Nigerian version of hypocrisy especially the citizen part

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma's Best Friend, Kiku Reveals She Is Bisexual (photos) by lenghtinny(m): 11:24am On Apr 14, 2020
See description angry

So Chioma’s bff is doing question and answer. Next one na meet and greet (oshisko)

Set awon groupie
Politics / Re: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by lenghtinny(m): 2:39pm On Apr 11, 2020
Aystarz:


Isn't he supposed to be mourning the death of his wife
Well that’s his business
Politics / Re: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by lenghtinny(m): 2:35pm On Apr 11, 2020
Just remain there....

No come here to add to the 305 wey Dey ground....

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Crime / Re: Man Warns Nigerians In Enugu: Stop Using My Picture To Scam Women by lenghtinny(m): 12:57pm On Apr 09, 2020
Profadvocate:
The reasons why this Yahoo things are surviving in this country is because we celebrate wealth without asking for success of wealth

If a Yahoo buy makes money today the mobile police will be his BG and no body is asking of the sudden wealth

The king if his village immediately call the boy for title without investigating source of wealth

And even the government might give such a person an honour without deep in depth investigation

Nigeria need God
Oga what are you saying Everything you mentioned isn’t exclusively a Nigerian thing.
There are many crooks abroad that are considered geniuses just because they got away with exploiting the system. Forbes celebrated the Obi Okeke guy some years before his arrest. Are they Nigerians too.
You as a citizen have no right whatsoever to investigate the source of anybody’s sudden wealth. Only special agencies are authorized to do that. If you suspect anyone, report to the right agency but God help you if your allegations are unfounded.
We judge too much like say na we holy pass without doing anything to change the status quo. All talk and no action. No wonder we have the kind of leadership ruining our dear country.
Romance / Re: Why Do Shy Girls Enjoy This by lenghtinny(m): 3:50am On Apr 09, 2020
Of all the events going on in the world, this is what bothers you most.

You need to be quarantined

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Health / Re: 5G Network: Can It Cause Cancer or COVID-19? by lenghtinny(m): 9:16pm On Apr 05, 2020
mrphysics:


Yeah, it's fine but you have to breathe well. We are all breathing in Nigeria, yet asking the government for amenities that will enable us breathe effectively.

For instance, I am in France, internet seem to be nothing here, telephone calls too, text messages. But in Nigeria, this is not the case. People pay high too for internet but get poor network, data that gets exhausted within hours.


You want us to keep living this way? Can you compare it's risk to the risk of driving from Abuja to Enugu or Lagos? How about the risk of driving from Abuja to Kaduna? Which one poses more risk than the other? 5G or the ones I mentioned?
These network providers are nothing but legalized robbers.
The same airtel that’s over feeding Indians with data will be acting like King Kong here.
Health / Re: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by lenghtinny(m): 5:13pm On Apr 04, 2020
dukeprince50:
white people don't hate African, they hate backwardness and we are not to blame whites for our backwardness
Are the whites entirely innocent....
Who created this country called Nigeria? Who brought people with different cultures and orientations together?

Has Libya remained the same after the whites help kill Ghadaffi

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Health / Re: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by lenghtinny(m): 6:59am On Apr 04, 2020
Na standard thunder produced by sango olukoso, mixed and mastered by Amadioha go fire that fool called Mira wherever he is located in France. If na technology now, dem no go test run am, pandemic show face, they suddenly care about Africa. Omo Ale jatijati

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Health / Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by lenghtinny(m): 1:50pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ochuksbaba:
The after effects ??

The long route through Libya road will be covered with weeds because Italy will be more than happy to issue free visas to Africans to come populate their land.

The visa will be in 2 categories,,one for Africans and the other for Edo people.

You dey mad gringringringrin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Says He Is The Best by lenghtinny(m): 4:09pm On Mar 29, 2020
Nickshrapnel:
Maybe them go complete am by giving iTel to Olamide grin
Or Tekno grin grin gringrin
Health / Re: COVID-19: Professor Otegbayo Jesse Tests Positive by lenghtinny(m): 10:48am On Mar 29, 2020
This shit is getting real way too fast shocked

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