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Romance / Re: What Pet Name Do U Call Your Gf/bf/ex by LePrezident(m): 7:22pm On Jun 04, 2017
ZarZar:



angry

Loooooooooool

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Romance / Re: Guy Asks A Girl Out Twice, Gets Turned Down Despite Bright Greenlight by LePrezident(m): 7:22pm On Jun 04, 2017
NeeKlaus:

It always works, Bro... it always does. She will virtually crawl on her knees towards him.

Hmmmm I see...
Romance / Re: What Pet Name Do U Call Your Gf/bf/ex by LePrezident(m): 6:54pm On Jun 04, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, it's my love. It's a heavyweight word for me & I don't use it lightly. It makes me emo tongue

Awwww, and you just used it on me kiss .... I'm so emo right now cry cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: What Pet Name Do U Call Your Gf/bf/ex by LePrezident(m): 6:21pm On Jun 04, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, I already said it in my initial post. Those are the names I call my man, not my men tongue

Zarzar #sigh #RollsEyes... which of the pet names is your favorite smiley
Romance / Re: What Pet Name Do U Call Your Gf/bf/ex by LePrezident(m): 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2017
ZarZar:


I prefer to volunteer answers. If I wanted to answer rapid questions, I'll be on a quiz show tongue

So what pet names do you give to the women in your life? Do you have a least favourite pet name? I know I'd shank a guy if he ever called me Sugar grin It just sounds like something you'd caller a hooker by.

Well then sugar tongue I haven't really noticed.. I guess I just coin a pet name from their names.

What pet names have you called your men? You can also volunteer the number if your would tongue smiley
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Romance / Re: What Pet Name Do U Call Your Gf/bf/ex by LePrezident(m): 4:32pm On Jun 04, 2017
ZarZar:





What is this one saying? tongue

Lol, so when will you ever answer a question
Romance / Re: Guy Asks A Girl Out Twice, Gets Turned Down Despite Bright Greenlight by LePrezident(m): 4:19pm On Jun 04, 2017
Raine80:
He should show interest in someone she knows I can assure you all this nonsense will stop immediately.

Does this strategy work all the time? smiley
Romance / Re: What Pet Name Do U Call Your Gf/bf/ex by LePrezident(m): 4:17pm On Jun 04, 2017
ZarZar:
I've called all the guys I've dated by name, except one tongue

Depending on the mood really, but he's

Honey
Baby/my baby
My love kiss
My chocolate cool
Puddin
Stallion, mustang grin

Yeah, yeah, I'm a romantic tongue


Is that so? #ScratchesHead... when you say all, you mean 7 or 8 less 1 right? tongue
Business / Re: Drop Shipping In Nigeria- Experience, Advice And How To by LePrezident(m): 8:17am On Jun 04, 2017
mchenzy:
Is very easy to start dropshipping. Just built mine yesterday with just $4 BitCoin... awkward? Yea it is.... only one person here in Nairaland knows about my dropshipping.

The way I see it is this, don't share anything till it has grown. That's the hard lesson I have learnt.

Edit: Ask me questions and I will answer them but when it goes too much to big secrets I won't answer them...fair enough.

I just set-up my shopify store. How do I stock it with products?
Fashion / Re: Here Are The 8 Things That Defined You As A Fashionista In The 90s by LePrezident(m): 6:42am On Jun 04, 2017
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by LePrezident(m): 2:38am On Jun 04, 2017
optional1:
match don end..





Congrats madrid but i still will hate you guys..

Lol sorry tongue tongue tongue

Man U & Madrid 4 life.
Romance / Re: Repent by LePrezident(m): 10:51pm On Jun 02, 2017
optional1:



LePresident
op needs slap from the spiritual world.

Lol true, he's there vexing anyhow and smashing phone. OP I hope you bought a new phone for the girl. Smash someone's phone in the centre of restaurant for everybody to be looking at him just because the girl got a text. And what if it's another guy she's bleeping so what? Just end the relationship.

I doubt if even the girl's father who has taken care of her all these years will do that poo of smashing his own daughter's phone.

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Romance / Re: Repent by LePrezident(m): 8:47pm On Jun 02, 2017
Jaynom:

This your Thinking nawa o.
How is she a whóre? Because she got raped?
Guy! I have amazing female friends that are not virgins.
I also know a couple of virgins with irritating personalities. Don't use virginity to determine who a good person is.

U dey mind the OP? The guy no mature, na the wahala be that. He need life experiences from different angles him suppose don stop dey waste energy on top say woman no be virgin. If woman na your own na your own, i no understand guys wey wan kill themselves on top woman matter #JustNegodu

OP if person vex you, just waka dey go. Which one consign you with smashing person phone for public come dey disgrace your entire generation.
Romance / Re: Repent by LePrezident(m): 8:42pm On Jun 02, 2017
franksam2009:
Matured advice only please!!!!
I met this girl joy(not real name) last year may2016, she was a virgin when we met, we started a no sex relationship just as she wanted, i visit her home 4 or 5 times a week, her family are aware of our relationship, it all went fine until I embacked on a journey(4 weeks) on December, I came back January that was when I noticed something strange about her, she changed completely, I invited her to my house we talked,kissed, I was so eager to know if she was still a virgin, I wanted to stylishly check like I always did before, she started crying and pleading, confessing how a guy raped her, I kicked her out of my house, later her family invited me for us to settle(they didn't really know what's going on) I accepted her back and we started having sex from then,.
Last week we were at a public place eating, a text came into her phone, I picked it up to read, she rushed trying to collect it from me, I held it tight, I opened it and saw caller tune stuff, I wanted to give it back but I had a feeling she was hiding something, I scrolled down I saw a text I think she forgot to delete, a guy was apologizing for what happened between them saying it wasn't intentional, I hit the phone very hard on the floor immediately after reading it, everyone was like "bros abeg calm down", I left angryly. Her mom have been calling me since then I couldn't pick up. She sent me a text saying the guy is just a friend at her work place, she went to visit him and he forced himself on her cos no one was around. I am really depressed and I don't think I can forgive her, I don't know what to do.
I need your advice please

You are very immature. My advice is you stop dating for a couple of years till you are mature and sort out your anger issues. You should channel this passion into other sectors of life no be on top woman matter.

BTW, your so called gf wasn't raped. She had consensual sex. This is another reason you should be matured enough to read in between the lines.

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Romance / Re: What I Discovered About My Girlfriend's Private Part In D Bathroom-man Recounts by LePrezident(m): 4:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
Michellla:
I say use soap

Really? All health journals I've read say only douche and soap causes reactions and irritations.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Cheating By Your Partner-share Your Experience by LePrezident(m): 2:26pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lionessza:




Hahahaha nope lazy to workout grin

Lol right #RollsEyes

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Cheating By Your Partner-share Your Experience by LePrezident(m): 1:42pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lionessza:


Lol not at all tongue.


His , he had become too lazy , uncreative and crazy for my liking grin grin.

Summary: He had become lazy in bed. Loooooooool grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Cheating By Your Partner-share Your Experience by LePrezident(m): 1:35pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lionessza:


Hahahaha i promise I have nomore cheating stories , after that incident I repented grin.



It was a hot mess , and I was young and stupid don't know why I didn't just break it off instead of sneaking around like a criminal lol.

Lol, I still have a strong feeling that there's another story lurking in the corner and it's only a matter of time before you subconsciously spill it.

What made the relationship a mess? Your fault or his.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Cheating By Your Partner-share Your Experience by LePrezident(m): 1:19pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lionessza:


It was the first and the last time I did it grin. Just like it was pointed on our star sign we only cheat when the relationship is a mess tongue and that's even rare cool. Your friend is an exception and a pussy thief grin we ain't the same .

Lmao, there she comes up with excuses before we know it you'll be making another confession (have my fingers crossed cool )

So was your relationship then a mess?

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Business / Re: Dollar Crashes To N368/$1 by LePrezident(m): 12:53pm On Jun 02, 2017
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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Cheating By Your Partner-share Your Experience by LePrezident(m): 12:36pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lionessza:
Yes some years back I was dating this other guy and I met another who lived in another city and we clicked. So this new guy came to visit some of his friends in the city I was living in and he invited me to the get together , little did I know that the guy was in the same circle of friends as my then bf and I had lied to the bf that I was going out of town for the weekend to visit my sister. As me and the new guy were busy playing PDA in the kitchen, in walked my bf whilst my face was cradled between his hands and I was licking his lips like I was going to get paid for it tongue. When I saw my bf I just froze , I was so embarrassed and I deserved every name he called me grin

There! Gotchya! And the other time you were busy getting high off that 'Leos don't cheat' koolaid when I rightfully pointed out to you that Leos cheat a lot. I even gave you an example of a Leo guy who cheats at least twice daily but you vehemently defended your zodiac. Now what do we see, it's like you have brought yaself. Lol!

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Romance / Re: Married Female NYSC Member Dismissed For Having Sex With Colleague Inside Gutter by LePrezident(m): 7:39am On Jun 02, 2017
Wait...

What law has she broken?

Are there rules against corpers having sex?

Is the National Service Scheme a monastery?

Do corpers swear an oath of celibacy?

Are they sacking her because she's married?

How is her marital affairs the business of the National Service Scheme?

And what about the guy who she had sex with, is he not to be sanctioned also that is if this balderdash is legal in the first place?
Romance / Re: What I Discovered About My Girlfriend's Private Part In D Bathroom-man Recounts by LePrezident(m): 7:35am On Jun 02, 2017
Michellla:
so they say

So what do you say?
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Romance / Re: In A Relationship Is It Ok To Hit A Woman If…….? by LePrezident(m): 2:34am On Jun 02, 2017
jakandeola:
marrage is for a man so behave likeba man

So a man is supposed to beat a woman? How were you raised? Guy you need to go learn how to better spend this short human life on useful things if not God will not spare you at the end of life for misplaced priorities.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by LePrezident(m): 10:23pm On Jun 01, 2017
Onyeka Onwenu - Iyogogo

So much nostalgia with this song growing up... I can still smell the early 90s Lagos #sigh #childhood #innocence


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Romance / Re: Why Do People Get Surprised When They See A Love Machine In A Lady's Bag? by LePrezident(m): 10:12pm On Jun 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Mother Superior to you!

Lol but I haven't challenged that fact. By the way, can I get bweast milk mom? kiss
Romance / Re: Why Do People Get Surprised When They See A Love Machine In A Lady's Bag? by LePrezident(m): 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, thanks for confessing. God forgives you, my child grin

Lol, and you too mom smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do People Get Surprised When They See A Love Machine In A Lady's Bag? by LePrezident(m): 9:46pm On Jun 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Yeah, but nobody wants to be confronted with the evidence of what you stick into your body. Keep that shit private. I for one would be utterly grosses out, with my mind going wild.

I don't know what you're talking about in your last line because I prefer mine warm to the touch & attached to another human.

Lol, I won't interrogate the matter any further but almost everyone has self-serviced at some point in time.

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