Currently listening to the following 3 songs in no order of preference

May D - Sound Track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_rKfUV3u4Y

Petit Miguelto - Chicago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od_duwZ7wHA

Révolution - Je bois plus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skajRgiUNLY

Concoctions of effigies; OP's tales by moonlight

Concoction of effigies; OP's tales by moonlight

May D seems to be lost. Can't find him on the music scenes. Been listening to his Sound Track song all day; reminiscencing the things man did with that song... so much nostalgia


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_rKfUV3u4Y

ZarZar:


I don't kiss & tell

ZarZar:


Uh huh Too many men

Lol, kindly gist me when the did is done

shinarlaura:


No one dare eye it. Your name has been written on it. In bold .

How have you been. You ve been missing too

True softwerk I concur, your name has been written all over it. Softwerk na you biko

ZarZar:


Count South Africa out, we're spoiled for choice down here. Each one of us could have a gang bàng if we wanted to.

Gang bàng

Lashort:
Leprezident is this you

You seem to have time for trolls like onila who keeps posting one empty 'Ghanaian dude topic' every other day. I see you are becoming a troll yourself.

IamaNigerianGuy:


Re: Story of our lives - Yeah.

Disregard all those armchair analysts and the $8.7 m valuation.

NL is worth nowhere near that amount for various reasons. The tech stack is outdated; the monetization techniques are poor, the mods are slack and this drags down the value of the site ... there are many more reasons but Seun isn't paying me so I'd better shut up .

NL has its brand awareness and youth demographic going for it, but that is not enough to command such a high premium.

I say $3.5m at most. And that's a stretch

Hmmm, I was surprised at the $8.7M valuation myself. In truth NL has the potential to have hit $50M valuation or even more by now but I feel the potential of the platform is not being fully exploited (and I don't know why). I'll agree with your initial $2M value but it could be less.

IamaNigerianGuy:


Yes.
Tangentially, as a founder seeking investment.
I had to learn a lot of things.

Hmmm really interested in your private equity career journey so far.... and this site http://howng.com/nairaland-owner-seun-osewa-full-biographylife-and-net-worth/ says nairaland is worth $8.7M.

Modifield. .. lol I just read the 'founder seeking investment' bit. So you are not like all-out PE person, but by virtue of running a start-up you had to be abreast with some PE nuances. Lol, story of our entrepreneurial lives

IamaNigerianGuy:
First of all, Linda Ikeji is not worth anywhere near 3 billion naira.

The amount nairaland is worth is a direct function of how much a buyer is willing to pay: and that is standardized at:

5 to 10 times ARR (annual recurring revenue)

So assume Seun makes between 2.5 and 5 million a month in gross revenues, he can ask for:

(2.5 x 12) x 10 or (5 x 12) x 10

= 300 to 600 million naira

~= 2million dollars

Hello, are you into private equity?

Raine80:
Coffee I am sure my sweat is caffeinated. Video games not as much now as life has got busy but the lure is still strong I have to be very disciplined with myself now.

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pressplay411:


He's probably a Jehovah's witness.
Its hard to believe but bruh virgin guys still actually exist. Ladies the myth is actually true

Lol, the part that weak me was where he said having sex will unleash demons on his unborn children. Like really

Kingspin:
I am yet to see a country as useless as Nigeria.

Nomfanelo99 this one has me in stitches

Nomfanelo99:


yet 2000 people are out of jobs.

My point exactly

exlinkleads:
It seems DSS is now above the court of law in this country. This is the second time a competent court of law has ordered DSS to provide Mr. Ubah and they failed to do so. According to Authority News, Department of State Services on Thursday, failed to produce the Chairman, Capital Oil and Gas, Dr. Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah, before Justice Muhammed Idris of the Federal High Court, Ikoyi, Lagos.

This is in flagrant disregard of the May 12, 2017, court order given to the DSS by Justice Idris, to produce Ubah in court today. However, this came as no fewer than 500 supporters from across different ethnic groups stormed the Federal High Court, Ikoyi, today, to rally around and show support for the oil mogul.

This is even as anger and moral indignation has continued to swell further over the continued detention of the Nnewi-born Billionaire Businessman, by the DSS

Leading the pack of those who have condemned the DSS continued detention of Ubah are Pan-Igbo group, Ohanaeze Ndigbo; Ohanaeze Youth Council (OYC); the National Association of South East Nigeria Students (NASENS), HURIWA, Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State and affected workers of Capital Oil and Gas.

Speaking to journalists, a Staff of Capital Oil, Mr. Tony Ogundipe expressed his frustration at the impasse. “We, Capital Oil workers are disappointed with the nonchalant attitude of the Federal Government in the resolution of this matter that has left over 2,000 of us temporarily jobless and redundant. The failure of the FG to call the conspirators to order is a blatant slap on the face of our democracy and sheer insensitivity to the plight of Nigerians”, he lamented.

Another staff of Capital Oil and Gas called on the FG to intervene in a bid to avert the impending starvation of their families. “The injustice meted on Dr Ifeanyi Ubah is negatively affecting over 2,000 workers of Capital Oil. The FG should be mindful of the implications on our families who are gradually been forced to starve”, he concluded.

With this latest failure to produce Ubah in court today, Justice Idris adjourned the matter for ruling on Thursday, May 25, 2017.


http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/05/protest-as-dss-failed-to-provide.html

Cc Nomfanelo99

Hello Zarzar kindly come in here, your favorite delicacy is ready for consumption

tanyah0001:



Honestly if he said the truth it would have made the situation so much better. The fact that he's even saying he was just talking and texting his friends and he's done nothing wrong is what is vexing me the most. I honestly feel manipulated for losing my virginity to him. Yes i understand it was my choice at the end of the day but I just feel so much regret you know

Please don't feel any regret about the virginity issue. You shouldnt lose sleep over it. A few months down the line you'll realise it hasn't taken nothing from who you are. And true, he's trying to act smart by lying. The act alone is disrespectful to you and you should call it quits. If he'd you even admitted, there could probably be hope. His attitude shows he'll never change no matter how much he begs and does "puppy face". You're better off alone developing yourself.

Is Narcos season 3 out?

Mopricelezz:


I don't get you. Cos those series I listed air weekly and I watch them weekly.

See them here

And I. Should add Orange is the new black Season 5 and Blacklist

Waaiiit orange is the new black is just too dope. Season 5 is out? I have to go hunt for it

cruchenuti:


So what of the Curse she plans to Lay ?

No need for her to lay a curse. I said this in a submission I made earlier

cruchenuti:


Yes, its the same thing I would tell my sister.
1. Threaten him with a breakup first and then, keep away from him for sometime.
2. If he doesnt feel remorseful. It means he doesn't love her. Then end it.
3. Most guys wouldn't want to break up with a lady they deflowered.

He just wants to flirt around...Can't you see?

Guy, threaten him with a break up? What sort of advise is that? Someone who has shown himself as a perpetual liar even when he has been caught? Maybe if he had admitted and promised to make amends that would somewhat show a contrite spirit and might deserve a second chance. But a blatant lie even after being caught shows he has no regard for the lady and thinks he's so smart and the lady is a fool.

She should break up period; nothing good is gonna come out of that guy.

Nomfanelo99:


lol weird shit right there

Lol ikr

Nomfanelo99:
can't lick someone else's anus NEVER!!!!

Lol

cruchenuti:


Na wa oh. Na so dem dey break up?. Chill out na. So she should just break up a relationship like that

Wait, so how do you want her to break up? If she was your sister would you tell her to keep up with this nonsense?

Lionessza:





Whatever

Lol

Lionessza:
In private yes , in public nope.

#Yawns

ericsmith:

?
morale of this whole bruhahha is ,,flaunt n upload ur bwess b4 one slayqueen does !!

Lol wehdonesah

darol4real:
For your information my dear, i was in a relationship for 5 months without sex because she is a virgin and also i have the fear of God.....She left because she asked for sex and i didnt give her.....presently am in a new one for the past 4 years without sex because i can not do what will bring demons upon my children....real man will protect his generations come...

Pressplay411 come and listen to this load of bollocks

tanyah0001:


Honestly I was going to save my virginity with marriage. I don't mind leaving him but I will lay a curse on him I swear cause I was so pressured into doing it and he was even telling me it was an oath to stay together forever. I will lay a curse on him.

Lady slow down with the curse bit. Losing your virginity takes nothing away from you, zilch, absolutely nothing. Keeping your virginity has no impact whatsoever on how your life would turn out, how successful your career or marriage will be. And if you meet a guy who has any problem with you not being a virgin then such a guy is a f_ool and not meant to be in any relationship.

I tell you what, virginity is overrated. All you have to do is simply build yourself into a woman of substance who has a lot to offer herself, family, her future man, and society (yh in that exact order).