pressplay411:


Too bad. Pls make sure he doesn't get too close to the Lagoon. Lol I'm sure he'll get better. Shit happens.

Lol funny guy, na your Jextoban head boy you dey troll so

Wow, just wow. Nigeria needs massive overhaul. The political class needs to be purged. Can you imagine such a statement from a top government official?

pressplay411:


LOL hellnaw I was stalling otherwise would have fallen victim too. Interestingly I told my guys then I'll join them this year once if it survived December. TB Joshua needs to pay his dues to me as senior analyst/prophet.

Lol funny guy... sadly a mutual friend of ours lost some good money to MMM

ZarZar:


Oh dear, did I just reveal how old I truly am?

Lol yes, you must be 69

ZarZar:
All of that just for "company "? I'm not buying it. Either she is sleeping with him in secret or she is using some Togolese hocus pocus on him.

Lol @ hocus pocus... been ages since I heard that... u must be an old soul

morereb10:
and dey don wed?


Is it upto a month? or definitely not upto 2 months


hmmmm - this is receipt for disaster

Receipt ko, invoice ni... why are you being a wet blanket?

ZarZar:


I'll take it

ZarZar:

we'll go with 33 then

ZarZar:


Your intuition is kind, I'm much much older than that

Suddenly I got a spring in my step

Lol, now I know you're kidding

ZarZar:


What? And how did you come to that number?

Through intuition and inference

Unless you think I'm wrong

ZarZar:


And answer is...?

33

ZarZar:


I stopped counting after 21

Lol, I got my answer now

ojun50:

buhari carpet evry tin about Gej i get info on am for now

Ohk thanks

ZarZar:


I'm still older to anyone younger And with age comes great experience that should be passed on like a baton

Nice try with the "you're not even 30" line. I pleaded the 5th.

Hahaha, are you past 30?

ZarZar:


What, so you don't agree that it's up to the older generation to TEACH the younger generation a thing or two?

Funny how you keep talking about older generation when you're not even 30

ojun50:
Evry tin abt Gej administration don enter voice mail.

But you get any update on am?

ZarZar:


No thanks lol. To search would qualify me as a cougar & that's gross. If it happens I want it to happen by chance.

*In Barry White's voice *
There is a lesson I wanna teach

LMAO

Lol smh

ZarZar:


No, not yet. But I have a feeling I'd get off on that because I have a rule breaker side to me

Lick my wrinkle, baby! LOL!

Lol! adventurous much... I could be recruited to search for you

ZarZar:
When people specifically go for younger men, that's when I find it a little predatory & disturbing. If it's something that just happened, I can see how it can become intriguing. Like there you are with junior in your arms, breaking society rules That's hot!

Experience speaks!

I remember there was global noise and adulation for the then GEJ led Federal Government when they decided to distribute 10 million mobile phones to farmers. The vanguard story below is a link to that story

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/nigeria-ten-million-mobile-phones-for-farmers/

I'm currently writing a paper on mobile technology in African agriculture and will be grateful if anybody can fill me in on how that program fared. I will also want to hear directly from farmers who benefitted from the said program (that is if we have any of such farmers here on NL)

Thanks

pressplay411:
Is it true it's only guarders that get paid now with new members' investment?

Guy, did u also do MMM?

gcey2k:


We hope so too... Cos one thing is always to have great ideas and the other is actually implementing them... One thing is to make promises and the other is to keep them. One thing is to promise the ideal and the other is to be resilient enough in the face of reality...

Very true

pressplay411:


More intriguing is it's always a friend of a friend that has this experience (hearsay). Lol
I'd like to hear a first hand experience for change.

Lol me too... I want to hear first hand stories cos the ones I read online seem too nollywood

photoshoot:
Teaching, you never know, that student might turn out to be a president, irrespective of gender.

This view is sooo flawed I can't even begin to think far. If the student becomes president, how does that affect his personal fortune? What has become of OBJ's, Buhari or GEJ's teachers?

Bankyshinani:

i love teaching buh i nid to develop myself in engineering field buh wat am scared abt is dat after d completion of project,i can be laid off n am also thinking j just want to be used

What if you also go for the project and give 200 percent of your effort. If you perform exceptionally on that project, you will most likely be noticed and given other projects and even permanent placement.

Nomfanelo99:

I hope you'll respond tho... #FingersCrossed

Daninya11:
While I was still an undergraduate at Uniabuja, a Coursemate of mine recounted a story of a philandering married young man who literally chased everything in skirt. He was a successful young man who lived at Gwarimpa.
On this fateful day, he was at UBA Gwagwalada for a business transaction. he was pressed but he decided not to use the loo in the bank so he decided to go to a nearby bush which happened to be a burial ground for the hausas. As he defeacated, he saw a big python crawl pass him. He watched perturbly as the python transformed into a beautiful fair girl with attires to match. She stepped out of the bush pretending to adjust her skirt, boarded a bike and headed straight to Unigwags. He wanted to see the end of it, as he entered his car and followed behind at a distant as she alighted from the bike, paid and entered the school showing her I. D card to the security men. He followed her right to her faculty and saw her relate with her Coursemates. She even had friends who she rolled it.
The guy left for home abandoned what he had to do and went back home filled with fear, he cried bitterly and confessed to his wife his atrocities and related to her his experiences that day.

The Metaphysical world is Real, It's necessary we tread with Caution and exercise Self restraint.

Pressplay411, have you noticed that most of these stories mainly happen in sub-saharan Africa? What do you think might be the cause of this?

Nomfanelo99 wow I'm inspired... just slipped in ur DM

Nomfanelo99:


hope you slept well .

Lol yh, hope you did too..

Venica:
when bible say sex outside marriage is a sin. some people be like " God don't want us to enjoy " na things like this God de try to protect us from. lesson leant . May God give him a second chance.

Innocent question: are you saying you've never had sex before or outside marriage?