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Romance / Re: What's The Most Dishonest Thing A Man Had Done Around You? Check These Answers by LePrezident(m): 7:01am On May 08, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


lol you have so faith in me

Lol yh, you have no idea smiley
Romance / Re: Pls I Need Urgent Help by LePrezident(m): 6:46am On May 08, 2017
rasojie:

issue here is that we had unprotected sex a week before and she took the pills
now this happens.
can't just fold my hands bro

Gentleman, are you a kid? She needs to take another postinor to prevent it asap. I only hope it's not past 72 hours since this happened.
Romance / Re: What's The Most Dishonest Thing A Man Had Done Around You? Check These Answers by LePrezident(m): 6:44am On May 08, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


hahaha how sure are you?

Lol. I'm very sure
Romance / Re: What's The Most Dishonest Thing A Man Had Done Around You? Check These Answers by LePrezident(m): 12:14am On May 08, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


anything is possible

True but you sure ain't no side chick
Romance / Re: What's The Most Dishonest Thing A Man Had Done Around You? Check These Answers by LePrezident(m): 11:53pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
hahaha imagine finding your number saved as side chick on his phone

Not possible
Romance / Re: 39yo Next French President Incredible Love Story With 64yo Former Teacher PICS by LePrezident(m): 11:49pm On May 07, 2017
gcey2k:


Bros... I was waiting for this day to reply you... What say you now that Macron has won finally

Hahaha, congrats sir. I wish him well... I hope he performs and ultimately makes the world a better place

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TV/Movies / Re: Which TV Series Are You Currently Watching by LePrezident(m): 11:48pm On May 07, 2017
Mopricelezz:

Gini?

Well, I don't seem to like any of the series you listed. I guess we have divergent movie tastes
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:42pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:

cheesy byeo

Bye beauriful smiley
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:34pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


lol God is with you

Lol smh
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:29pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:

lol okay mfethu . enjoy the rest of your Sunday

How do I enjoy the rest of the Sunday when you're not here with me tongue
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:21pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


what language be that . I only know mfethu . meaning brother .

Hahahaha I see... I guess that's what I was about to say... I obviously won't know what language it is, I'm not South African
TV/Movies / Re: Which TV Series Are You Currently Watching by LePrezident(m): 4:20pm On May 07, 2017
Mopricelezz:
The 100 Season 4
Designated Survivor
Empire
If Loving you is wrong
Star
Blindspot
The Flash
Quantico Season 2
Prison Break 5
The Originals

undecided
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:17pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
what does mfuetu mean?

Lol, ain't you South African? I learnt it means "my sister"... I used to watch a South African series back in the days and they liked using the word
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:10pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


hahaha. stop that mind of yours from giving u ideas

OK ma'am, I'm sorry mfuetu undecided
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 4:05pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


lol . I've never said anything about you hitting on . I don't even think we were going there .

We weren't? Oh my negro mind had started wandering wink
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 3:59pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


I don't. I'm very introvert . anyways I don't like it when guys start hitting on me .

Oh I'm sorry ma'am, I initially complimented but it seems I watched your dp too much and must have subconsciously started hitting on you undecided
Travel / Re: Owerri: Home Of Hotels, Shopping Malls And Club Houses (Photos) by LePrezident(m): 3:53pm On May 07, 2017
edoyad:


That story is confirmed. I made a friend last weekend who kept disturbing me to promise him I'll visit later in the year. O boy I must go

Wait, are you male or female?

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Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 3:51pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:

lol or maybe I'm not beautiful enough for them.

Looool that is not even possible and you know it... eyes, face, lips on point even without make-up... with smashing body to go with... I guess you probably don't go out often that's why
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 3:44pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


hahaha. I guess I'm not approachable since I don't have many suitors cheesy

Lol, I don't want to believe you're always walking around frowning that fine face. You sure must be approachable. Unless, the guys are scared to approach the fine girl
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 3:38pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


aw thank you . So if I'm pretty does that I should be getting some cheesy

Lol yea most likely.. it means you will have a lot of suitors down there in Durban and you must have said 'yes' to at least one of them tongue
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 3:32pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:

I just said that

smiley

You're pretty tho...
Romance / Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by LePrezident(m): 3:25pm On May 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


well it's not like I'm getting any . I know some people could use a break

You ain't getting any? shocked
Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony At 2007 Calabar Carnival With Bayside Band (Throwback Photo) by LePrezident(m): 7:19am On May 07, 2017
Bamidelefundz:

He's over 200cm. He told big brother in one of his diary section when asked about his real height.

Which one is 'real height' again? Is there something like fake height?
Romance / Re: A Man Who Cannot Wash Your Pant Is Not Worthy Of Taking That Pant Off You by LePrezident(m): 6:58am On May 07, 2017
BlackMbakara1:
Talk is cheap Mr. Nice...

All the awalas u don beans, how many u wash their pant? Talk wat u can do and do it conveniently; not tomorrow if u can't do it na domestic violence we go hear.

Na so wan dude they wash him girl pant, another man dey scatter...

What is this one saying?
Romance / Re: A Man Who Cannot Wash Your Pant Is Not Worthy Of Taking That Pant Off You by LePrezident(m): 6:58am On May 07, 2017
iLegend:
I'm not o! Abeg. I'm a beta. As I earlier said, I just do things 99% of Nigerian men wouldn't want to do. Alpha male is not by act but by mindset and your mindset leads. What you do may be good or bad. The moment your mind approves it, then it's good. Don't be caged, learn to explore. New alpha males are always strict to the rules. As you grow in the game, you'll begin to make your rules and won't follow books from dating coaches or whatever. In fact, you'll write a book at that time. I started in 2009 and by this time, I should probably do whatever I like with a good result. Anyways, have fun. Let's not go in detail before it looks like kid's play. grin

Ditto.
Romance / Re: A Man Who Cannot Wash Your Pant Is Not Worthy Of Taking That Pant Off You by LePrezident(m): 6:56am On May 07, 2017
Marinee:
You aren't an Alpha Male.
Alpha males wouldn't ever do that.

And you know about alpha males because you are one? You think alpha males do not help their partners?
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Can Do If Your Parents Disapprove Of Your Relationship by LePrezident(m): 2:56pm On May 06, 2017
OP you said 6 things but you listed only 5. You no sabi count? angry
Romance / Re: List Those Bad Atittudes Your Spouse Might Have To Cope With When You Marry by LePrezident(m): 6:48am On May 06, 2017
ZarZar:


grin

You're being naughty. Down, boy!

wink

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Romance / Re: List Those Bad Atittudes Your Spouse Might Have To Cope With When You Marry by LePrezident(m): 6:30am On May 06, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol @ making love hard. Let me tell you something, I can go long stretches of time
without even that. In fact, I think I CAN live without "it". I'm not a nymph tongue

Thanks smiley

Lol.. & and u can also choose to go long stretches with it also smiley
Romance / Re: Let Me Tell You How Relationships Dies.. Ogashub by LePrezident(m): 2:31am On May 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:

grin



Sure but u have to cook for me ghanaian jollof rice grin grin cheesy

Hahahaha...

I love tat red skin on my dp ooo cheesy

Lol ok I'll cook you Ghanaian jollof, can we get clearer pic now smiley
Romance / Re: Let Me Tell You How Relationships Dies.. Ogashub by LePrezident(m): 2:16am On May 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:


wink wink

I juz dont like too much drama...most men nowadays are confused too.. they like to pretend living in a fake life...well, i have a disease, im allergic to stupiiid shii..





Hiya, we need a clearer dp wink

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