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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 12:32pm On Mar 25, 2016
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Pvssy nigguhz tryna be sexy.
They be cuttinq skirts/

these boys fakinq it ..i think they own some model set/

we know they lyinq once we see guns in their verses/

skeletons in yur baskets?/

dont u knw yuv been casted??/

U dont knw how much i own. Do you knw my assets?/

I get money for days .bvtch,ion go round to flaunt it/

culd show you where we bonkinq/

up the hills .in the mountains/

khalifa Kush ..see
I blow dat on a daily/

puff at the fools who really used to under-rate me/

get what am demonstratinq?/

you boiz are under-statement/

roll me 2rizla, get me a spark nd
lets get elevated/

i flow supreme/
y'all look like tool's fans to me ..you prone to beat/

am known to switch/

from broke to rich/

you dopè nd sick?/
bro,pls just fold nd quit /

my thugs many,slugs scary/
as the sun sets in/
and my boys enterinq/

you'd think its a movie ..with a poor endinq /
cos you get stoned with bullets compared to my confetti/

my middle name lavish, buh you always second to diego ..you Loic remy!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 10:35pm On Mar 21, 2016
Untitled Unmastered
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 10:49pm On Mar 16, 2016
I dont like yur girl.
Dont you tell me about your ho

shvt yur mouth you bittch .we dont care if she got four holes.

Buh all we wanna know
is if you got the bible .make boys gather blow

heavy-weighed flows.
Strictly for the stoned

jane got skillz ..buh this bvtch gon' be owned

dont ask me what it feelz like ..iono

these kids claiminq nigguhz .am just laffinq my ass out

how much am earning per week ..am nuh countinq,like abstract

you fvck it up ,we fvck you up
am a goon,gangsta

never settle for less
buh we can settle the score

when you settle your debt.
Am second to none

battlinq yourself.
You nigguhz shuld settle some thoughts

you thirst for inner peace.
You were misled here

distress, Help!

All i get in your verses

the end's near

the rest? clear

you look frail.
Weak,helpless

am heaven sent

Angel Lhood,here to give you light..no fluorescent

at yur own detriment
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 2:01pm On Mar 10, 2016
Been busy with project.
Wrote this yesterday tho'


www.nairaland.com/2736627/lhood-deep-freeze#43646329

happy new Year!!
Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2016
You god,him god .fine ,i guess dats the new cool

Hu you foolinq tho,its emptiness when i look thru you

Its evident
..you lack the elements to top table ..true true


Whats your problem son, i can address it with a single bar

You 17 and dopè..
18 and broke.. So?, who said am into dat

You just reach'd puberty and want us to know .okay,we've seen you sire

Your flows are heavy .
unarguable

Lhood drops solids..
its weight, unattainable

And will punish you if you measure it in kilogram!

Stay wit me guys ..me sef know my style is complicated

I know guys hu only write ..
After fight ..with their struggling parents

And waste lots of 'sheet' ..
We heard of dis and felt they shuld be constipated

I mean .. All their writtens bore me,
they actually drop nothing that is of the latest

Say a prayer to God,the next to me

cos its clear
..dat yu scared to fight..call him out?? Elohim

I get craze,cellotapes ..
I got cellophanes

am nuh eloquent ..

Not for the simple-minded .. someone tell these children to stop,they cant comprehend

The most used words ; kinq,god

See,come
Even learners forming kingkong

So call'd veterans dumbly miss puns

These boys shuld stop lying

No meaningful role in the society .. You boys aint got action

your scripts are not intelligent...
Your flows??
I Know nigguhz dah will never dive in
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 7:38pm On Feb 17, 2016
Hi guys
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 7:49pm On Feb 11, 2016
Siqhs
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 10:53pm On Jan 19, 2016
sosiqdude:



What do you get when you can stay on your own, biitch!!! You get fvcked up!

word

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Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by LhoOd: 9:36pm On Dec 28, 2015
Dklef:
VOTING CLOSED. 4-0. B.ars wins!

paayne needs to take his time to learn from vets here .. .the battle was a flop.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 11:43pm On Dec 26, 2015
Need to sharpen up tho





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Merry christmas guys

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Lyf is like olympics ,nd am phelps in poverty /
Forcinq all the issues we culdav dealt with normally /
even on christmas day ,pops be vexinq everly /
no reazn to smile ,say it helps me morally /


Me and rockbottom be seen in the same sentence /
hustle no pay much,buh still we stay restless /
nuffinq aint merry here / been lyk dat err' year /
weed be the only friend ..so we blaze excess! /

wake at dawn..roll a big fat blvnt /
dats morninq glory .plus last nyt..we gat drunk /
broke ..buh we pull bvtch ass stunts /
no jokes ..they call us hitler's thugs! /

if money aint the topic ..see me skippinq classes /
easy target /
after we be scheminq tactics/planninq on how to lay 'dem pretty lasses /
my street pedigree predicts easy access/
reazn why i be celebratinq christmas wit big big asses /
Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by LhoOd: 12:21am On Dec 19, 2015
Follows
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 9:15pm On Dec 08, 2015
These clowns tho
Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 9:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
Adanna28:


You got some nice punches n flow
gracias

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Rap Battles / Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by LhoOd: 12:18am On Dec 05, 2015
Max is currently fvckinq lime ..it is 'unfortunate' ...
Rap Battles / Re: **™The King Of Poets Tourney- Iceskidd Vs. Peindanzo™** by LhoOd: 11:59pm On Dec 04, 2015
Hun? ..







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I'd murder this topic wit ease
Rap Battles / Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Group F- Giyazz Vs Pdizzle|**| by LhoOd: 11:17pm On Dec 04, 2015
So ordinary guys like us cant vote?
Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤DARKREBEL Vs RAPLINX¤¤[LOR Title Match] by LhoOd: 12:27am On Nov 30, 2015
Omo!!..make i roll my weed first ..funlord don show ..it will never be dull ..make jason sharply wake too .
Cc Dj5naira
obesemf
giyazz
jigsawkillah
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Gud a.m y'all!

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤[Thrilla in Manilla]KSSLIB VS GRAYLINE¤¤¤ by LhoOd: 11:43pm On Nov 28, 2015
Hmmm...my vote in a bit
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 11:32pm On Nov 28, 2015
I was readinq dark's drop ...i slept off
Rap Battles / Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by LhoOd: 12:55pm On Nov 28, 2015
After readinq so many times,this is my rubbish:

opener/closer(2points) -nil ..both came with bullshitt

Rhymes - 2points-mikuz

Similes/ Metaphors - 2points (His "weak puns won't avail him to win/ and his
punches carry no weight like weak _gays in a gym/" WTF!!) -bruce

Punchlines - 3points -iono mehn

Flow - 1 point(bruce can strech) -mik

Wordplays - 2points(mik too dey force jhor) -bruce

Personal - nil

some of the wastes :

if he try to pull the Desert Eagle. . . his defeat’ll be heinous/ so he better hide it at the crib of his neighbours/
. . .else if'O show D'. . . I'll kill him in 'Lagos'!!/

. . . cos he still couldn't keep'D still'. . . if he was making a gin!/

cos just one line and I'll cancelO. . . empty set in mathematics!! (seriously?)

cos he could place his foot on an open-sore.... & still wont be astep ahead of Bruce/

cos if you try to cross Bane way. . . . you'll get popped in makurdi/

. so call it 007(5)+49.... He's getting ate for boasting he's tight/ (fvck!)

...while he cooking something for his hungry dad/ . . .his brain will burst and splash/ & y'all w'd see something yellow in the kitchen -Spongebob at the Krusty Crab/
(am assuming dat 'something yellow' is from his brain..yea?)

so who would be the whöre fan.... If not kids at the motherless babies home/ (grammatically incorrect)

so the judges should save a life. . . By giving 'M.E, a L'. . . . So he wont starve to death/ (lol. culdav arguably been the punch of the year buh..wasnt structured properly)

just normal brawl ..bruce bruised mik

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Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by LhoOd: 12:24pm On Nov 27, 2015
Ibime didnt influence me tho ..no one did.
Rap Battles / Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by LhoOd: 11:35am On Nov 27, 2015
Legely
Rap Battles / Re: Dark Cant Rebel With Light... by LhoOd: 9:12am On Nov 21, 2015
The guy is the light..dark cant rebel agaist him ..definite

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Rap Battles / Re: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread (KOP 2015) **=^-** by LhoOd: 9:04am On Nov 21, 2015
Hd
Rap Battles / Re: Dark Cant Rebel With Light... by LhoOd: 10:53pm On Nov 20, 2015
Darkrebel ! ..a rebbutal is needed here asap.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 2:26pm On Nov 18, 2015
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by LhoOd: 2:06pm On Nov 18, 2015
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 10:48am On Nov 18, 2015
Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 10:42am On Nov 18, 2015
Am knwn to ball in EPL.you?.eredivisie /
Even when we meet in rotterdam/
i'll axe d suffered ram/
til' his joints lack connectivity

My punch will dead yur glory,the power button i go fry am/
And go jason if anyone still wan try statham /
Am immortal,.y'all expendables ..hands down /
You'd think my gun is brazilian cos you go just dey hear ka ka! /

Niqquhz askinq who owns the black casket/
I'll take you to st. mary's stadium to show you 'mah target'/
Aiminq to turn some glads to 'naughton' ..am kompany /
A vet while y'all faqs blackett //

I torch fools lyk .. .sacrificial offerinq /
Ignore natural disasters,my artilleries wil giv this coon an artificial suferin' /
Lets take it to english class /
I'll still be seen stepping on this kittycats! /
Am talkinq grammatical thumpinq //

I drop my flows perfect wit no blemishes /
My lyrics giv humans light ..am so edison /
2face asked me to help carve annie statue out...damn,i feel so edison ,this freez is food to y'all ..the flow's recipe !//

Any niqqa come my side,i no wan know if na play /
After i use his blood bath,i fit kon ask if na play/
If i run out of bullets,i know jigsawkilla dey /or..i just summon my artistic self,use blood of dem niqqas paint! //

Fidel castro in my holster,my gun is cuban /
warning,am coming losers,yu fvckinq nuisance /shuld keep yur distance.

every guy in here is a foe to me!/
Am a one man army,bvtch i own my fvckinq colony!

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Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by LhoOd: 6:44pm On Nov 17, 2015
Reyginus:
Don't worry. You will see what I'm talking about when the match is done.
guy,just stfu and..let dem brawl .

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