HAAAAAAAAAAA
9JA GIRLS WILL SUN COME AND EAT THIS ONE

MAY GOD HEAL DIS COUNTRY
DAT IS HOW THEY SAY KOGI NO GET CORONA VIRUS AND THEY STILL ENTER LOCKDOWN

fuckingAyaya:
you wan pay for the funeral?

U MEAN HE WILL PAY 4 IT
i need money durin quarantine oh

umtitibaba:
In life, there are moments we are faced with difficult situations with the sole aim of surviving hoping there will be light at the end of such circumstance..

Mine: it happened when I was I part 2 second semester, it was close to end of semester and there was no cash on me, no gas in my cylinder and I had to eat that night .... i had to Cook 'Eba' with normal water, ate with Palm oil sprinkled with salt.. imo that night bad gaaan....

So over to you guys, what Is the weirdest thing u have done to survive?

haaa dis one fit survive ice age

go and buy now
very cheap in market #400 will get u gud one
and also report the cucumber for rapin u
rubbish

Muttyqueen:
Bayo and I met in my 100 level days and we were initial cool without sex for months. He is a gentle soul full of vibes, he helped me with my assignments sometimes because he was 3 levels ahead of me reading the same course.
We were practically lovers but not a steady one because of the kind of rope I gave him. I remembered him asking for sex many times but I always declined not because I don't want to but because I wanted him to lose his cool and see if he will leave me. But he never left but rather respected my decision, but on this faithful day, we went to a wedding of one of the male lecturer in school and he got heavily drunk and I and his friend had to carry him back to his hostel.
I couldn't leave him alone there in his room because I was scared he might need help, he is not the drinking type. At the middle of the night he woke up still drunk and smelling of alcohol, he started making advances to me which I tried stopping him, I couldn't leave the room at that time because it was late already. I, however, told him to chill till tomorrow but before I could say "JACK" he pinned me to the bed and my eyes almost popped out of their sockets when he reached down and tore my pants and penetrated me with all the strength in him.

I lost my strength as well and still struggled in tears because I know it was not BAYO, but alcohol. He passed out after it and I couldn't help but pity him, I knew I was being foolish then but sometimes life leaves you dumb. The next morning, he was full of regrets and cried severally and begged. I couldn't bear to see my supposed boyfriend rape me so we parted ways. I have forgiven him long time ago, but he still begs till today.

evrybodi jxt rapin demselves

we need full justice
but those guis dat r stealin 4rm shop r the also protestin
dat ogogoro man man too is a protester

inside life
u beta stop b4 u rape someone
u know in 9ja any small tin is a rape
even make out is a rape

kiddkash:
me likey

fantabulous

Evablizin:


OP,i understand the post,you don't need to post one yeye pishure,anyway,gentlemen should get ready for me,not only will i rest ma head on their shoulder, but also cuddle them unknowingly. Ma luck fit shine well.

mama oh
u 2oo get experience

musa234:
So painful. Please what year did this happen?

i suspect this gui
y u wan know de yr

no force am oh
b4 u sy na rape matter

godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
------------

my man caught dem

as long as i get my share
it dont do me

werey think we will klick de link

Descortes:
Illamina or whatever you are called, I don't think you are normal

Do you get orgasms from creating topics?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
descortes dont kill us now
pity pliz

Sundaypaul12345:
i love the whites. if he was a nigerian, i reserve my comments

lalalasticlala time

when im in church

are those bandits not from the north
they should learn to accomodat their people

ODJ123:
kudos to scientists that conducted the research.....

*Yesterday morning, some ladies raped a guy while he was going for a jogging. This morning over 700 guys were found jogging on the same road. Men will be Men* ..

meanwhile check ma SIG.....
register while it last.....and smile to d bank..

DIS NAIJA HAS FINISHED ME

dis is evil

and some people say marlians are failures
u bera face ur shit

Davash222:
Women and impatient. What's ordinary 4 years that she can't wait

imagine u get gal child and she is kept waitin 4 10 yrs
beta boi dey outside now
ahah reconsider

money is gud
hardwork gud 2

ladies be like is dis ow dik taste

Tomide007:
Please go through all the topic this OP has ever created on this platform, and tell me what you think.

i see indaboski nonsence

wat difference does he make in the team