I haven't seen gladyys around though since the fixtures came out. Sup dear...where you at?

kr0ne:
Opener - Tie (Lahkay was supposed to win this but somehow he messed it up)

Rhymes - Jigsaw

Flow - Lahkay

Metaphor - Tie

Punchlines - Tie

Wordplay - Jigsaw

Personal - Lahkay (he was just telling us Jig's history)

Closer - Lahkay

Mvgt -?

Tie

ELYMAXiimus:

yes.

But if you haven't set a good reputation for yourself, no go blow grammar wey go dey give readers headache.
It'll quickly chase them away.
If someone like cooger does it, readers will still read up the verse, cos they know he can't possibly be talking gibberish.


However, I believe one should only use big vocabs when there's no SIMPLE word replacement.
Which may be because, the simple word will spoil ur rhyme scheme, while the big word will perfect it.

Lol@ someone like coogar
I dey blow grammar sometimes...so far it hasn't worked against me. I think its always best to be yourself in textceeing...script to that style that comes naturally to you. If that includes grammar...blow it by all means

ELYMAXiimus:

lwkm

@ lahkay. Only plants nd some micro-organisms have cell walls.

I luv seeing academic punches. There are many i could be doing, but it will fly over heads like something else.

The best bet is to say what everyone understands.
Cos if you ain't saying something they can relate to, they 'ont give a f*ck!
This also goes to people wey dey blow grammar for their brawls.

Academic punches aren't the way to go at all...i learnt the hard way. Except you use general topics that most people would know like the simple interest ish from obesemf.

But bros..grammar nor bad jare....blow am well well..as long as it doesn't over complicate the punch

Ibime:


•similes/ metaphors - 2 points - N/A (didn't move me)

•punchlines -3 points - N/A (didn't move me)

•flow - 1 point - Lahkay

•wordplays - 2 points - I give 1 point only for Jigs Android line

MVGT: Jigs (You get luck)

I like this ibime

sosiqdude:
Hey peeps.. I need ya fvcking vote

Click the link and vote for me

www.nairaland.com/2395706/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination/29#35025833

Emaprince
Kr0ne
Cherryice
Limerick
Goshikid
007bruce
Gottoboy
Gladdys
Kinglayha
Elymaxiimus
Lagunna1
Laykorn
Supermiy
Testerfuze
Iceskidd
Obesemf
Darkrebel666
Lyricist
Sinizia
Mailmalc
Ibime
Coogar
Richhommie
Teddybiyasi
Okayw
Dj5naira
Rogerdat
Jreyez
Giyazz
Guykhena
Cynthiaokaka
Captainflash etc

How would i have seen this? Let me repeat this again

Its Liricyst not Lyricist,liricist or lyricyst
I nearly didn't get to drop my verse in round 1 cos i was checking my mentions.

Voting seems closed now though..sorry bruv

Geoxpress:
ELYMAXiimus : like a careless ice cream man, yo guts spill!!


Shitt!!

Dang! Nice wordie....

JigsawKillah:


by 8:30 I'd modify this post and post my bars
yours better be ready

Good luck mehn

KingHenryVIII:
Wordplay - G'yaz
Metaphors - G'yaz
Flow - G'yaz
Rhyme - G'yaz
Punchlines - G'yaz
Personal - G'yaz
Opener - G'yaz
Really surprised and shocked seeing people that call theirselves vets and claim they know about textceeing giving this to Mailmac. You are either biased or don't know shitt about textceeing, this be why I quit textbattling years back. Posting this on facebook to get reviews from real vets, sick of kids claiming they are rap heads but don't know jack!!!

Giyazz all crits? Smh....this is the most biased verd i have ever seen. We expect it sha cos of your known affiliations with him. Giyazz got the metaphor, punches, personal crits IMO but all.....mehn, thats not true

metaphor, punches, personal >> giyazz


flow, pun, closer, rhymes>> mail


opener>> tie


don't know how much pts each criteria carries


mvgt >> whoever got higher points

if my verd is a tie...I give mail cos I do send his intelligence

kr0ne:

Giyazz has a way of giving runaw oldies a run for their money. That verse is simply a pack of personals. Make una first drop verd, abeg.

Lol...everyone is awaiting the first verd

But I love the battle...both verses

gottoboy:
Link to your brawl make I locate the bar,

https://www.nairaland.com/2389092/holocaust-tourney-first-round-lyricyst#34910761

gottoboy:
Link to your brawl make I locate the bar,

https://www.nairaland.com/2389092/holocaust-tourney-first-round-lyricyst#34910761

obesemf:
we all know Liricyst vs Gladyys is the brawl to watch

Mehn...yea...would have prefered us both to be in the semis but no qualms....we will both come hard

desmondDessi:


Lolz...some1 will get eaten tho

Specifics pls

Liricyst vs Gladyys

Lovely fixture

Anticipate y'all..this should go down to the wire

Liricyst vs Gladyys?

Lol
Well played, coogar's software...well played.

One of mailmalc old verses

mailmalc's freestyle technique so i'm back-strokin these wacks/
makin 'em swim in their own pool of blood/
why doubt if i'm dope when there's much coke-in this verse/
ahhh! read my scripts jst to school ur thought/

sick lyricals always within reach. . got a clear signal, FM!/
i (Ex) X Men 4 try'na breach da lyrical code or probably F 'EM/ (f*ck them)
. . up like having a Mouth Gig on the moon/
funny, dude is engaged to hip hop but no honey-moon/

even online stores wanna check-out the mad flow from this bad bro/
mailmalc terrorizing squads nw who the hell is 'Fat Joe'/
my lines on your head like wigs, corn-rolls nd Afros/
stil want a battle? then u must be nut (naut), like no Astro/

Guykhena:

Sure,consulting Coogar's software right away ....


confirm...

Great....i wan see my opponent sharp sharp make i begin strategize.

gottoboy:

That brawl was epic, verse rather. . too bad you used two of my ideas and the execution was d o p e

Thanks
which two ideas, bruv?

teddybiyasi:


topical or the five of you will diss each other (a battler diss the remain four in a single verse)

so the judge will select the best 4 fit for the semi

Wow! E clear well well

teddybiyasi:


no dey are ten in number

How would this even work?

Ten means five would be eliminated

So how would the pairing be with five people left?

kr0ne:

Don't mind those people insinuating that I ghosted for her. Dem no know say Gladyys na prayer warrior. Dem go still carry sin dash am. They're lucky she didn't quote the bible.

Lol....make una nor give me gladyys next round sha. Na my own be that

ELYMAXiimus:

it's a psychological thing.

Lol....true sha...could be demoralising

mailmalc...your name sweet o.

Old verse against king hector in RG..changed style cos i lost to him...but as you have seen from my recent brawls...i'm redeveloping the style

Leggo

Stress be upon the crowned head, &a strain of throne tension/
As i End his rule period & exclaim overthrow session!/
I picture him as a mark so I aim to pose questions/...
Is he good enough to counter this? I'll hand him direct to da vinci's demons.....for a game of possession!!!!/

Got enough arsenal to make him ozil..I mean I'll kill his zeal/
Take laws in my own hands...as I fill his will/
Who needs a trojan horse? When I just march on barefoot & crush hector..........with my achilles heel!!!/

...now that's 'feet for a king'l Where's d queen for d king? this immense pansy/
couldn't get laid even if he makes pimps his best paddies/
... I've a pic of the fool praying the wind lifts a skirt partly/
.. Punishing himself on squats...just so he can glimpse his first panties!!!/

Yet He be like god this, god that & expects we adore shit/
Wants praise for his flow except its turbid/
In my flow are concealed destroyers so expect his fall quick/
The vet be gore gripped/
Cos I'm elijah with a reign of fire ....While he's rendered silent like Baal....when he's made subject of the warship/

This sketchy artist is a bleeping fool/
he be quitting soon/ & his wack paintings be splitting too/
I'll leave his life hanging by a thread. ... Then make sure he sees the full picture. ..with my snipping tool!!/

I ain't here to toil with the LovePeddler/Ah divide him in two & rejoice in the gore/ I look down at his half life & note his corpse decays constant. .. then leave his corpse with vultures to enjoy the spoils of war!!!/

obainojazz:
hihihi....something like that sha

it was a wasted line....i like it...you could have used this in a pre diss on your opponent....replace him with you and reference his own loss

obainojazz:


Warri couldn't hold a candle at me/..I made the wack shaking then freeze/...after that, I swored every battle I'd win/...then liricyst brought nukes in...had to drop the mantle and flee...

Is that a rebuttal or you meant to diss yourself?

I hope the next fixtures will be out soon and they give us enough time to acquire bars.

Ehen....that reminds me..mikuz has created a thread to record this year's battles....can someone else be updating it since mikuz has been inactive?

teddybiyasi:


grow up sir

you're above 30 already

kinglahkay:


The punchlines ain't even the big thing ...the build ups already cracked sinizia jaws ... Those bars her too d0pe for her to script

Teddy is the only female battler that I know with this kind of skills

Glady.ys Battling & freestyling is sporadic so it's still damn hard for me to believe that someone like her can change over night

she isn't the only one that improved. I did too. Why am I not being accused?